Sosua Reports

[Frannie]

I will be going to Sosua soon with some other guys. None of us have ever been there. They are insisting on staying in a villa a mile or two outside of the main scene and possibly renting a car. Sounds like a bad idea to me but they think it will be nicer, more relaxing, etc. At a villa. A few questions:

1. How easy will it be to get back and forth WITHOUT renting a car (walking, taxis, etc.)?

2. If we rent a villa which neighborhoods should we stay in?

3. Would it be better for one of us with a "white" sounding name to arrange the villa? One of the guys heard that there could be problems reserving if we sound too ethnic.

1. Depends where you are. On the main coastal highway there are cheap public taxis round the clock and also motoconchos (motor bike taxis), and if you get the numbers of taxi drivers you can call them any time to pick you up, but this is a pricier option. If you have to walk several hundred yards to the highway and there is hot sun or torrential rain, or you are in the company of someone wearing high heels, this may affect your comfort level.

2. Probably between Sosua and Cabarete. La Mulata (upper Sosua) maybe, though people will tell you there have been home invasions there, and you don't want to have to walk the steep hill, especially at night. I would tend to avoid anywhere between Sosua and Montellano.

3. If you call on the phone and say your name is Barry White, you should be OK. If the owner thinks that you are a bunch of young guys who will make a lot of noise, play loud music late at night, use illegal drugs, bring prostitutes in at all hours of the day, and trash the residence, be unhygienic in the kitchen, eat in the bedrooms and attract roaches and ants, spill alcohol in the pool, and the villa is situated in a nice neighborhood, there might indeed be complaints from the neighbors or the owner might be wary about renting to your party, but who can really say, because it would depend on the owner and many other factors? On the other hand, groups of single men are a significant part of the local tourist market and their money is as good as anyone else's. There are people from all over the world in the area including many Russians, Americans, French-Canadians, Italians, Brits, South Americans, so ethnicity is not a huge deal per se, (unless you are Haitian.).

So when you make the reservation, whether it be online, by phone, or by letter it would probably be a good idea to give the impression that you are heading a responsible group of wealthy middle-aged businessmen golfers on a corporate junket, but it might not make any difference.

[Mr Enternational]

Looks like that post from SubCmdr will not be pointed out since I received this PM from him. I am compelled to point out the inaccuracy of said PM.

"Our battle.

You like WRX have selective memory and responses. You are the one that pointed out what the forum was for while failing to adhere to the very post you made.

I'll let you continue alone on your path of tit for tat responses. I was making a point. What's your excuse?"

It seems you are the one with the selective memory. You wrote:

Now, the last time I checked this was supposed to be the forum about Ho's, Putas, Chicas selling pussy in Sosua. If I'm wrong about this then let a brother know!

I mererly responded to your request and "let a brother know" verbatim what the inventor/owner of this forum states the purpose of it is (no guesswork needed) . My excuse is that I did not pull a purpose out of my ass as you had done. Neither did I single out a particular member nor direct to the group that they must adhere to the owner's purpose as you said people should be following a particular guideline. I have never attempted to dictate what the content of another man's post should be. That is my mf excuse.

Now that you have been caught up in your shit of not practicing what you were preaching, you was just playing, it was all only a test and just to make a point. Once again, sounds like some female shit to me.

I do not expect a response since you said you will let me continue alone on my path of tit for tat responses....Well that is until your selective memory kicks back in.

[SubCmdr]

I will be going to Sosua soon with some other guys. None of us have ever been there. They are insisting on staying in a villa a mile or two outside of the main scene and possibly renting a car. Sounds like a bad idea to me but they think it will be nicer, more relaxing, etc. At a villa. A few questions:

If you and you buddies are seeking out paid pussy. I agree with you. It is indeed a bad idea. Being new why make logistics hard? But if you are going to be getting free pussy in Sosua (like some of the other posters on this board) then it sounds like a villa would be the perfect place to entertain and impresses your conquests. Besides, a villa allows for off the chain freak parties (if that's you and your buddies sort of thing). But be clear on guest policy (if any) and noise issues if your are not isolated. No need to attract any unwanted attention.

1. How easy will it be to get back and forth WITHOUT renting a car (walking, taxis, etc.)?

That depends strictly on how far away you are from where you want to go. And how much money you are willing to spend to get back and forth. Do you speak enough Spanish to call a taxi on the phone and give them their location? Will motoconchos be easily available at your location? Are you comfortable taking a motoconcho? Driving is easy in that part of the Dominican Republic.

2. If we rent a villa which neighborhoods should we stay in?

On that I must defer to others. WRX lives there and can certainly provide insight into that issue should he decide to bestow his extensive knowledge upon you. Hopefully others will chime in also.

3. Would it be better for one of us with a "white" sounding name to arrange the villa? One of the guys heard that there could be problems reserving if we sound too ethnic.

There is racial bias in this country (or simply color bias). But I've only blatantly experienced it once. I don't know your ethnic background. But remember we are all "gringos" here.

[SubCmdr]

Looks like you better include yourself in that basket as well.

Really?! Thanks for your opinion on the matter. I prefer to let the readers of this section weigh in on the matter.

Where is the last post that you have written in the Sosua Reports thread that shares useful information on having sex with women? Out of the 6 visible posts that you have on this page alone none of them do.

Ah shit! You done gone straight quantitative on my ass. Let me take my hands off the keyboard for a moment (it helps me count). You said last six visible posts "on this page alone. " That's a tough standard to meet and you have made that very specific request only to make your point. Posts are on the move all the time across the page due to the participation of others. I prefer a different standard that everyone can use. Count the last six posts that I made to this section before this one. Tell me if you missed this one?

Here are my Sosua Mongering Suggestions:

1. Find a ho. 2. Fuck a ho. 3. Pay a ho.

In Sosua if you state explicitly the services that you want you are more likely (but not necessarily so) to receive them. The problem is similar to a purchasing any service, you order the service, you receive the service and pay for the service. But you may or may not be happy with the quality of the service. In an area as personal as sex, I would think the ho's are in an impossible situation when it comes to pleasing everyone and meeting individual quality standards for sexual experiences. Hell, even the quality of sex with my regulars vary depending upon their mood and mine also. If you don't like the price the ho wants to charge you for the services you wish to receive. Move on. If you ask for a specific service and she refuses tell her to put her clothes back on and get out. And if the service you receive is not good then don't repeat (but don't forget to moan and complain about it here).

I've always liked the idea that you don't pay for sex, you pay a ho to leave. Free pussy is often defined as "not paying money". In my country of origin you don't pay for jail or prison time. You receive free housing and free food. Remind you of anything. LOL!

And then you say:

No excuses sir.

None needed. But within your six most recent posts in the Sosua section I fail to see one where you have "exchanged information on having sex with women" let alone useful information. Didn't you post that you have been here for 10 years and that was purpose of the forum.

Just point us to the post.

Just did! But more importantly, does this discussion hinge on the sharing of useful information?

Because in that case, I completely understand why someone who's most recent posts in this section seem to be focused on free pussy, their personal preferences and desires, and arguing with others using references unrelated to pussy would not find my Sosua Mongering Suggestions to be a "useful exchange of information on having sex with women". In addition, you continue and have repeatedly failed to share with us any information on how you are getting this free pussy in Sosua. I and I'm sure most others would find that information very useful. If I remember correctly someone even offered a reward for this type for the information to anyone who could provide it. LOL!

Where the ho's at?

[Edward M]

I will be going to Sosua soon with some other guys. None of us have ever been there. They are insisting on staying in a villa a mile or two outside of the main scene and possibly renting a car. Sounds like a bad idea to me but they think it will be nicer, more relaxing, etc. At a villa. A few questions:

1. How easy will it be to get back and forth WITHOUT renting a car (walking, taxis, etc.)?

2. If we rent a villa which neighborhoods should we stay in?

3. Would it be better for one of us with a "white" sounding name to arrange the villa? One of the guys heard that there could be problems reserving if we sound too ethnic.

[Mr Enternational]

Damn straight Mr. Oakie! And all the while not a damn word actually deals with "sharing information on having sex with women. " From what I have read he is not the only poster not sharing any useful information on having sex with women in th Sosua Reports forum. (Professor WRX comes to mind).

Looks like you better include yourself in that basket as well. Where is the last post that you have written in the Sosua Reports thread that shares useful information on having sex with women? Out of the 6 visible posts that you have on this page alone none of them do. You are making numerous posts telling people what their posts are missing while at the same time your numerous posts are missing the exact element that you complain that other posts are missing. No excuses sir. Just point us to the post.

[SubCmdr]

I don't think comparing relationship sex to sex with prostitutes on a qualitative level is possible.

For me they have been / are very different qualitative experiences. For me, when judging my sexual experiences on a qualitative basis, sex with a prostitute has on average never been better than sex that I've had within a relationship. I understand that my opinion may be a unique one. It represents my biases, personal preferences and paradigm that I bring to the table when filing the after action report and conducting the debriefing. But that does not mean that I haven't had some excellent sexual experiences with prostitutes that, on a qualitative basis, was sexually satisfying also. It's just not possible for me to compare them. Because in my mind (which one is exercise left to the reader) they are very different types of experiences.

If had to grade the sex on a strict quantitative basis, I'm not entirely certain that relationship sex was / is more expensive than sex with prostitutes on a cost per orgasm basis, especially if my experiences and data was sorted by country where the action took place. This is because the Dominican Republic has some unique characteristics that allow you to have an ongoing sexual relationship (if you live here) for well within the costs (on a per orgasm basis) that others spend having sex with prostitutes on an ad hoc manner. Let me rephrase that for the inevitable critics that will read and comment. This is because the Dominican Republic has some unique characteristics that allow me to have an ongoing sexual relationship (since I live here) for well within the costs (on a per orgasm basis) that I have spent having sex with prostitutes on an ad hoc manner.

Are you happy now? LOL!

[SubCmdr]

There is no need to complicate matters. What I took from the original post was that sex that is free is usually within the context of a (so-called romantic) relationship where sex is not explicitly paid for, but the long term cost after the sexual relationship is over may be much higher, especially if things like child support are involved, having to sell a jointly owned home and / or vehicles, give up part of a pension, and so on. The poster was clearly not referring to free sex donated by generous hookers, even though in the DR it is often possible to get a lap dance as a free sample, whereas in the US people actually pay for lap dances--or so I have heard.

Nothing complicated about establishing a set standard and placing a quantitative value on sex. That would allow all sex to be measured on a set scale.

Because the possibility exists that "free sex" that happens (using your definition) or because one "has game" or one just "gets lucky" may not cost anything close to what it costs to pay a prostitute for sex (even for a short time). One has to keep the situations and the context in mind.

I would assert that the cost of a long term relationship involving "free sex" would cost you a lot less within the DR than the same relationship would cost in my country of origin.

[SubCmdr]

This is the exact reason why I am tickled when people on this board say that I am living in a fantasyland and it is not possible to have done something that way or the other. Just because you do not get the same mileage as the next guy, there is no reason to assert that his car is not real.

I haven't seen one post that says you are lying on your dick.

Although I don't find stories about your personal desires and exploits to be interesting or useful within the Sosua Reports forum, I'm sure others do. What I would find useful is a report that details or explains how you do what you do. I'd consider that a useful "exchange of information about having sex with women".

Staying with your analogy and writing style, in an informal conversation among friends, I'd tell you that I actually don't give a fuck about the type of car you use, tell me how you got the mileage you are claiming to get!

[SubCmdr]

Nobody is telling you what to do! We are happy you are happy!

We are just trying to keep up with you. First you are getting pussy for free, then Sosua is finito and we all should all move on, you'd never go to Sosua unless you are forced, now it seems you are happy buying pussy in Sosua again.

Just keep in touch y,all!..

Damn straight Mr. Oakie! And all the while not a damn word actually deals with "sharing information on having sex with women. " From what I have read he is not the only poster not sharing any useful information on having sex with women in th Sosua Reports forum. (Professor WRX comes to mind).

[SubCmdr]

Ok next time I'll address the head inside of your pants.

No thanks! I got plenty of lovely chicas to do that. Didn't know you rolled like that my man. But to each his own.

[Oakie]

What a big wrong assumption that is. Some days I like to cook at home and others I like to eat out. Some days I like a big juicy porterhouse and some days I like a hot dog and fries. Some days I like to drive my car and others I like being on my motorcycle. Some days I like a thick amazon chick and other days I like a skinny minnie. Some days I like a white chick. Some days I like a dark chick. Some days I like to fuck with nonpros and some days I like to fuck with hookers. It is ridiculous to assert that someone must be relegated to one or the other. If it is so obvious to you that something is missing from free chicks you should have no problem saying what that something is. It sounds like woman talk to me. Taking stabs in the dark trying to make something wrong when there is nothing wrong.

Nobody is telling you what to do! We are happy you are happy!

We are just trying to keep up with you. First you are getting pussy for free, then Sosua is finito and we all should all move on, you'd never go to Sosua unless you are forced, now it seems you are happy buying pussy in Sosua again.

Just keep in touch y,all!

[Mr Enternational]

The guys that come here, including you, are obviously missing something that they are not getting for free, that's why they are here.

What a big wrong assumption that is. Some days I like to cook at home and others I like to eat out. Some days I like a big juicy porterhouse and some days I like a hot dog and fries. Some days I like to drive my car and others I like being on my motorcycle. Some days I like a thick amazon chick and other days I like a skinny minnie. Some days I like a white chick. Some days I like a dark chick. Some days I like to fuck with nonpros and some days I like to fuck with hookers. It is ridiculous to assert that someone must be relegated to one or the other. If it is so obvious to you that something is missing from free chicks you should have no problem saying what that something is. It sounds like woman talk to me. Taking stabs in the dark trying to make something wrong when there is nothing wrong.

[Oakie]

This is the exact reason why I am tickled when people on this board say that I am living in a fantasyland and it is not possible to have done something that way or the other. Just because you do not get the same mileage as the next guy, there is no reason to assert that his car is not real.

Their skepticism is understandable, as this forum is basically about sharing info on mongering, not the art of seduction. LOL.

The guys that come here, including you, are obviously missing something that they are not getting for free, that's why they are here.

Now you might be the kind of guy that read playboy for Hugh Heffner's articles on his "philosophy", but most were more interested in "paying tribute" to Barbie Benton.

[Wrx2005]

you really haven't provided me with any useful information.

Understood. Ok next time I'll address the head inside of your pants instead of the one connected to your neck.