Santo Domingo

[OldKool]

Spent 5 days in SD with 2 of my roster chicks. The sex was awesome and the company was great. Uber was outstanding. It took me everywhere I needed to go for about 200 pesos. Uber eats was also a big help for some meals. Lots of options My last night was nice my girl had to go home early to get her kids ready for school. I reached out one of the whatap chicas I knew who lived in Boca Chica. She is a real freak who loves sex. I gave her a mild edible that blew her mind. She is a regular smoker so I was surprised by how she was affected. She did screw my brains out. Said she was in no shape walk so she called a friend. The friend was very attractive and had a porn star mentality. She had no gag reflex. She deep throated me which was a first for me. This was totally out of the blue which made it even more exciting.

I visited El Conde a few times got my pedicure and massage. Happy ending was offered by an attractive chica but I passed. 1500 pesos for the tug.

[NexusPrime]

Is it worth going to the DR if you're not that into dark skinned girls? There are hot lighter skinned girls in santiago but they don't really.

Seem available or maybe I'm just not their type LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I mess with a chick that is in the Army. We had been out eating at Bambino's I think the name of the place is. The waiter brought the bill. I think it was like 1800 pesos. She said that she would pay next time. I said shit why wait until next time? You can pay this time. Then I gave the waiter my card. He was taking a long time then finally returned 10 minutes later. We can not take American Express. I told old girl see this is your big chance. Ain't god good? She brought out her bank card and paid. Then we went home to fuck.

[Tacoma101]

Nice trip! You summed up SD perfectly. Spanish is key, followed by patience, especially with the traffic.

The women can be more difficult but when you find a gem, its priceless. Some will eventually stop caring about money, if you are genuine and they feel that. I've heard good things about Gazcue but mostly stay in Bella Vista where I can walk to the stores / mall / restaurants. Good vibes there. F staying in the CZ.

Cheers.

Taco.

Big girls are a solid 65-70% of my roster. I'm glad you guys are leaving them for me. I met a super bubbly, super cute fat chick on Tagged and we'd been chatting for over a week, and agreed to link up on Thursday.

It's been a bit of a frustrating trip. I ran out of cash on Wednesday, and went to the ATM to get some more, but no luck. Walked all around la Zona Colonial trying all the different ATMs and no dice. So cancelled all my plans for the night. One chick insisted on coming over, even though I told her I had no cash to give her. I paid for her Uber thinking some free pussy was on the cards, but to no avail.

She just wanted to come because she didn't want me to think she was "one of those kinds of girls". Whatever. We kicked it for a bit, drank a Presidente or to, but she wasn't going to fuck, so I got her an Uber home and called it a night. In her phone she has me listed as "Mi futuro esposo". Ha! These fucking chicks.

Yesterday, I spent half the morning on the phone with my bank trying to figure out the issue. In the midst of that, I moved from the hotel in the colonial zone to an Airbnb in Gazcue. Fuck, this area is nice! Never going back to the tourist trap again. Tons of nice condos. I'm a 5 minute Uber from grocery stores, lots of banks, all kinds of medical practices (seems to be a medical tourism hotspot) and lots and lots of restaurants. Also really quiet. The Scotiabank ATM works just fine, so it seems it's a network issue with my card and the local banks here.

My fatty came over and we had a blast. She'd researched a bunch of restaurants for us to try, and we went to a nice local called El Conuco. Had a fun meal then went back and had a fantastic fuck. I had another date lined up, but I was having so much fun I ignored all the calls and texts.

I realize I'm not really into sport fucking as I once was. Which is a bummer, since there's just so much pussy available here. It was fun to just hang out with a chick who enjoys teaching me and correcting my Spanish, and who has a great personality. Some of these chicks are boring as fuck. Hot, yes, but zero personality. I don't find that too attractive.

I have a Tinder date scheduled for 10 am. 5 k, multiple pops + creampie. Fatty and I are then going for a couple's mani-pedi in the afternoon.

I have not made it to any of the chica bars, or massage parlours. Maybe next time. Having dabbled in the non-pro / semi-pro scene on the apps, I realize those places aren't really that necessary. Maybe as a little change of pace, but it shouldn't have to be your main source of poon.

There's still 20+ messages on my phone now, between Tinder, Tagged and Whatsapp and lots of unhappy chicas. I leave on Saturday, so I won't be able to see them, but I'm happy with my first trip. There's so much potential here to have a great time both in the bedroom and just out and about.

Finally, learn Spanish, fuckers. Mine is still not great, but I can pick up 30-40% of what people say, and can have intermediate level conversations with chicas and Uber drivers. I use Google Translate for the rest. But by and large, even shitty broken Spanish is enough, and will greatly improve your experience around the island.

[ChrisD1680]

If you are not Dominican you are a gringo. The guys on El Conde are not trying to make friends. They are about getting paid. Gringos are low hanging fruit.

I can't speak on DR with any authority, but I stand by my assessment that our experiences will differ. Culturally, I have far more in common with Dominicanos than most on here do. Where I'm from is not so different. I don't lead with my wallet, necessarily, and there's a commonality of experiences that comes through when I travel to places like this and talk to people. When I say "back home we do X, but call it this", and they say "yes, that's exactly how we do it here too". This has happened quite a bit in just 4 days.

In short, the average person sees more of themselves in me than in an older / middle aged white guy from a developed country. Whether I'll still be a target is another issue, though I've just never felt like people see dollar signs when they look at me on all my travels.

Finally, as I mentioned in the last report, I think El Conde has seen the last of me. It's a really shit experience, if I'm being honest. I don't tend to do touristy stuff anyway. I'm happier blending in where regular people are going about their lives.

Frankly, I don't know how some of you live in this place, because I'd need a basket full of dicks to handle all the pussy being thrown at me left and right. Old Kool, you said it best that all that's needed is patience and a bit of time.

[ChrisD1680]

Started drafting this on Saturday while I was still on the plane, and got sidetracked.

Sitting on the flight to Orlando and wanted to wrap up. Had a really fun day on Friday. Met my deadline after the first chick left. Gordibuena came over and waited patiently while I was finishing up. Even dozed off on the bed. We left and went to Sambil for a late lunch and check the sights. Nice mall. It's way bigger than I expected. Bigger than many in the States, just without the anchor department stores like Bloomingdales or Macy's.

Lots of chicas everywhere. If you have decent Spanish I'm sure you could chat them up. They're all super friendly. Got our manicures and some pampering then we walked over to the metro and took the subway to Agora mall where I bought some stuff. For a place as developed as this, to have cheap mongering options and such nice people, its baffling. It's both poverty ridden and fairly developed at the same time.

Back to the apartment and had our last session. Even better than before and better than the girl earlier in the day. Sent her home with 4000. Just now she texted me some school supplies she was able to buy for her daughter. Warms the very cockles of my heart. I left my flip flops at the Airbnb and she's going to pick them up and hang on to them for next time. I'll say again, having a chica on the ground who you can depend on is worth her weight in gold.

Saturday morning I had a chick was supposed to come over first thing before I left for the airport. We had agreed to 5000 with CIP, but ditched her for another who was coming over just to meet. No sex, but she was stupid gorgeous (my kinda gorgeous). She was hesitant to meet and didn't want money, but it was a nice hang. Chatted, made out a bit, then I called my Uber to the airport. Definitely keeping that one on the list for the next time I return which will be soon. We've been talking on the phone ever since. I can see myself spending a lot of time with her next time I'm in town.

All in all, it was a fantastic trip. Got the lay of the land now, and ready to come back and explore more. I never went to any brothel, nor bar, nor even ordered from the escort sites, It's nor necessary in my opinion. With half-decent Spanish and a little charm, you can clean up in Santo Domingo. Guys who just want point and click might be better off in Sosúa for real, although I guess you can get it here too, just costlier. The non-pro and semi -pro scene on the dating apps is where it's app. Closest thing to fishing in a barrel you can get.

[OldKool]

If you are not Dominican you are a gringo. The guys on El Conde are not trying to make friends. They are about getting paid. Gringos are low hanging fruit. I enjoy setting in Pacos (Grands) watching the sites. There are usually a few working girls posted but they are nothing to write home about. I know the staff and they make me feel welcomed. Otherwise El Conde has litttle to offer.

Almost all the massage girls are willing to hook up and some of them are not bad. I have elevated my game so I have much better options. It helps having some basic spanish. I once picked up a chica who worked in store on El Conde. On my last day she gave me a free shot. If they think you Haitian that can be a problem. Dominican Goverment is openly hostile to Haitians. Thousand are deported every year. There are thousands of Haitians who live as second class citzens in the DR. While I doubt you will have any problems it is posible.

Our experiences might differ of course, since I'm not American, and not white. I don't quite know how they see me, to be honest. I'm dark enough that I've had a couple people think I was Haitian from afar. Asking me "you speak Creyol?

Being Jamaican, I'm used to having my head on a swivel. The interaction was chill enough, but I figure it might have been a case where I ended up buying drinks. To his credit, he reached out on Whatsapp showing me pics of the spot. It was just an open plaza / park on the Malecon with a bar and the ocean in the background, so it wasn't exactly like a hole in the wall spot in SD Este.

For me, Santo Domingo is like a much bigger Kingston, with generally nicer people speaking Spanish. I feel right at home here.

[Durandpaul]

In his defense (if any is needed). I have also met the owner of that spa and she is about as laid back and cool as they come. Would I plow her? No way. Haha.

If you fuck the owner and come back, you will most likely get good service from other girls LOL. Especially if you fuck the fat owner more than once.

[Turgid]

Big girls are a solid 65-70% of my roster. I'm glad you guys are leaving them for me......

Guys who like the big girls are the happiest guys around. They have no problem getting their johnsons nutted. Slim girls fancy themselves the cat's whiskers and think you should do all of that to get into their panties.

[ChrisD1680]

Friday morning report.

Me and gordibuena went late, and took a long time to get an Uber to send her home (what is it with these drivers messaging trying to upcharge late at night? They all refused to schlep her out to San Cristobal. She left at 11 eventually, but it meant another chica got stood up.

10 missed calls and a bunch of messages. She was not happy.

I was up early, answering emails, and sending materials to my team, so I messaged her around 8 to say sorry and asked if she still wants to come over. She says yes of course, so "mandalesa el Uber".

She's here at 10:45 and by 11 a she's already stripping down.

Sex was good, fun. Best * I've had all year, to be honest. Better than gordibuena, just without having much of a connection. Finished, she cleaned up and was ready to go. Was okay with taking a break to chill with her for a few hours, but fine with me, as I had work to do anyway, and a deadline for this evening. Gordibuena and I have a mani-pedi appointment too.

Her ride just picked her up and left and I'm back at my desk working. Like UberEATS, but for pussy. How can you not love this place?

[ChrisD1680]

Don't take him up on that. It's funny, I've been to SD twice, first time in the 90's, second time in 00's. Both times, some uber-friendly locals (one dude had great English, actually) tried to befriend me on El Conde. And more than once.

One time, a caf waiter where I just left a good tip, so he went after me onto the street and said mafia and wagged his finger, but I already knew. I'm not saying you'll definitely get conned. Some of them are just pests and will hit you for a few bucks or beers or something, but they aren't after your friendship.

Our experiences might differ of course, since I'm not American, and not white. I don't quite know how they see me, to be honest. I'm dark enough that I've had a couple people think I was Haitian from afar. Asking me "you speak Creyol?

Being Jamaican, I'm used to having my head on a swivel. The interaction was chill enough, but I figure it might have been a case where I ended up buying drinks. To his credit, he reached out on Whatsapp showing me pics of the spot. It was just an open plaza / park on the Malecon with a bar and the ocean in the background, so it wasn't exactly like a hole in the wall spot in SD Este.

For me, Santo Domingo is like a much bigger Kingston, with generally nicer people speaking Spanish. I feel right at home here.

[ChrisD1680]

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

Big girls are a solid 65-70% of my roster. I'm glad you guys are leaving them for me. I met a super bubbly, super cute fat chick on Tagged and we'd been chatting for over a week, and agreed to link up on Thursday.

It's been a bit of a frustrating trip. I ran out of cash on Wednesday, and went to the ATM to get some more, but no luck. Walked all around la Zona Colonial trying all the different ATMs and no dice. So cancelled all my plans for the night. One chick insisted on coming over, even though I told her I had no cash to give her. I paid for her Uber thinking some free pussy was on the cards, but to no avail.

She just wanted to come because she didn't want me to think she was "one of those kinds of girls". Whatever. We kicked it for a bit, drank a Presidente or to, but she wasn't going to fuck, so I got her an Uber home and called it a night. In her phone she has me listed as "Mi futuro esposo". Ha! These fucking chicks.

Yesterday, I spent half the morning on the phone with my bank trying to figure out the issue. In the midst of that, I moved from the hotel in the colonial zone to an Airbnb in Gazcue. Fuck, this area is nice! Never going back to the tourist trap again. Tons of nice condos. I'm a 5 minute Uber from grocery stores, lots of banks, all kinds of medical practices (seems to be a medical tourism hotspot) and lots and lots of restaurants. Also really quiet. The Scotiabank ATM works just fine, so it seems it's a network issue with my card and the local banks here.

My fatty came over and we had a blast. She'd researched a bunch of restaurants for us to try, and we went to a nice local called El Conuco. Had a fun meal then went back and had a fantastic fuck. I had another date lined up, but I was having so much fun I ignored all the calls and texts.

I realize I'm not really into sport fucking as I once was. Which is a bummer, since there's just so much pussy available here. It was fun to just hang out with a chick who enjoys teaching me and correcting my Spanish, and who has a great personality. Some of these chicks are boring as fuck. Hot, yes, but zero personality. I don't find that too attractive.

I have a Tinder date scheduled for 10 am. 5 k, multiple pops + creampie. Fatty and I are then going for a couple's mani-pedi in the afternoon.

I have not made it to any of the chica bars, or massage parlours. Maybe next time. Having dabbled in the non-pro / semi-pro scene on the apps, I realize those places aren't really that necessary. Maybe as a little change of pace, but it shouldn't have to be your main source of poon.

There's still 20+ messages on my phone now, between Tinder, Tagged and Whatsapp and lots of unhappy chicas. I leave on Saturday, so I won't be able to see them, but I'm happy with my first trip. There's so much potential here to have a great time both in the bedroom and just out and about.

Finally, learn Spanish, fuckers. Mine is still not great, but I can pick up 30-40% of what people say, and can have intermediate level conversations with chicas and Uber drivers. I use Google Translate for the rest. But by and large, even shitty broken Spanish is enough, and will greatly improve your experience around the island.

[Tacoma101]

In his defense (if any is needed). I have also met the owner of that spa and she is about as laid back and cool as they come. Would I plow her? No way. Haha.

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

[Xpartan]

I walked by Plaza Noli, and even stuck my head inside. It was 10 am, and I saw no one. Maybe too early, Tochka? On the outside, a local black guy stopped and started chatting me up. We talked for maybe 20 minutes in my broken Spanish. He was chill though. Said I should come hang out with him and his buddies at a spot down on the same street close to the Malecon. I took his Whatsapp, so I might take him up on that.

Don't take him up on that. It's funny, I've been to SD twice, first time in the 90's, second time in 00's. Both times, some uber-friendly locals (one dude had great English, actually) tried to befriend me on El Conde. And more than once.

One time, a café waiter where I just left a good tip, so he went after me onto the street and said mafia and wagged his finger, but I already knew. I'm not saying you'll definitely get conned. Some of them are just pests and will hit you for a few bucks or beers or something, but they aren't after your friendship.

[OldKool]

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

Yes. I have not had a chance to write my report yet. I went there to fuck the owner. She did not look as big on the picture. She said she weighs like 230 but was over 300 before bypass surgery. I told her next time she better have that fucking weave out of her head. There are several girls that work there. I think I posted the pics from whatsapp along with prices last month. But you make an appointment on whatsapp.

You go there and take a chick to the room. She massages you on a massage table then you fuck on the same table. I told the owner that we can not fuck on this table. You do not have a bed somewhere. Luckily her business is at her house so we went to her bedroom. She had a picture of her cousin or somebody at graduation on the wall. I started to tell her to hook me up with that chick. After the session we went and took a shower together. Water was hot as fuck. After I got ready I gave her the 3000. Then she asked for a tip. I said shit for that 3000 I should be spending the night and you should be bringing me breakfast in bed.

They close at 9 or 10. When we finished up and went back to the anteroom all the other chicks had already gone home. We went outside together because she had to move her car inside. She saw that I had parked in front of the neighbor's garage blocking them in. Oops. We took selfies together and then I left. She said the other chicks have to give her 10,000/ month to work there.