Santo Domingo

[ChrisD1680]

If you are not Dominican you are a gringo. The guys on El Conde are not trying to make friends. They are about getting paid. Gringos are low hanging fruit.

I can't speak on DR with any authority, but I stand by my assessment that our experiences will differ. Culturally, I have far more in common with Dominicanos than most on here do. Where I'm from is not so different. I don't lead with my wallet, necessarily, and there's a commonality of experiences that comes through when I travel to places like this and talk to people. When I say "back home we do X, but call it this", and they say "yes, that's exactly how we do it here too". This has happened quite a bit in just 4 days.

In short, the average person sees more of themselves in me than in an older / middle aged white guy from a developed country. Whether I'll still be a target is another issue, though I've just never felt like people see dollar signs when they look at me on all my travels.

Finally, as I mentioned in the last report, I think El Conde has seen the last of me. It's a really shit experience, if I'm being honest. I don't tend to do touristy stuff anyway. I'm happier blending in where regular people are going about their lives.

Frankly, I don't know how some of you live in this place, because I'd need a basket full of dicks to handle all the pussy being thrown at me left and right. Old Kool, you said it best that all that's needed is patience and a bit of time.

[ChrisD1680]

Started drafting this on Saturday while I was still on the plane, and got sidetracked.

Sitting on the flight to Orlando and wanted to wrap up. Had a really fun day on Friday. Met my deadline after the first chick left. Gordibuena came over and waited patiently while I was finishing up. Even dozed off on the bed. We left and went to Sambil for a late lunch and check the sights. Nice mall. It's way bigger than I expected. Bigger than many in the States, just without the anchor department stores like Bloomingdales or Macy's.

Lots of chicas everywhere. If you have decent Spanish I'm sure you could chat them up. They're all super friendly. Got our manicures and some pampering then we walked over to the metro and took the subway to Agora mall where I bought some stuff. For a place as developed as this, to have cheap mongering options and such nice people, its baffling. It's both poverty ridden and fairly developed at the same time.

Back to the apartment and had our last session. Even better than before and better than the girl earlier in the day. Sent her home with 4000. Just now she texted me some school supplies she was able to buy for her daughter. Warms the very cockles of my heart. I left my flip flops at the Airbnb and she's going to pick them up and hang on to them for next time. I'll say again, having a chica on the ground who you can depend on is worth her weight in gold.

Saturday morning I had a chick was supposed to come over first thing before I left for the airport. We had agreed to 5000 with CIP, but ditched her for another who was coming over just to meet. No sex, but she was stupid gorgeous (my kinda gorgeous). She was hesitant to meet and didn't want money, but it was a nice hang. Chatted, made out a bit, then I called my Uber to the airport. Definitely keeping that one on the list for the next time I return which will be soon. We've been talking on the phone ever since. I can see myself spending a lot of time with her next time I'm in town.

All in all, it was a fantastic trip. Got the lay of the land now, and ready to come back and explore more. I never went to any brothel, nor bar, nor even ordered from the escort sites, It's nor necessary in my opinion. With half-decent Spanish and a little charm, you can clean up in Santo Domingo. Guys who just want point and click might be better off in Sosúa for real, although I guess you can get it here too, just costlier. The non-pro and semi -pro scene on the dating apps is where it's app. Closest thing to fishing in a barrel you can get.

[OldKool]

If you are not Dominican you are a gringo. The guys on El Conde are not trying to make friends. They are about getting paid. Gringos are low hanging fruit. I enjoy setting in Pacos (Grands) watching the sites. There are usually a few working girls posted but they are nothing to write home about. I know the staff and they make me feel welcomed. Otherwise El Conde has litttle to offer.

Almost all the massage girls are willing to hook up and some of them are not bad. I have elevated my game so I have much better options. It helps having some basic spanish. I once picked up a chica who worked in store on El Conde. On my last day she gave me a free shot. If they think you Haitian that can be a problem. Dominican Goverment is openly hostile to Haitians. Thousand are deported every year. There are thousands of Haitians who live as second class citzens in the DR. While I doubt you will have any problems it is posible.

Our experiences might differ of course, since I'm not American, and not white. I don't quite know how they see me, to be honest. I'm dark enough that I've had a couple people think I was Haitian from afar. Asking me "you speak Creyol?

Being Jamaican, I'm used to having my head on a swivel. The interaction was chill enough, but I figure it might have been a case where I ended up buying drinks. To his credit, he reached out on Whatsapp showing me pics of the spot. It was just an open plaza / park on the Malecon with a bar and the ocean in the background, so it wasn't exactly like a hole in the wall spot in SD Este.

For me, Santo Domingo is like a much bigger Kingston, with generally nicer people speaking Spanish. I feel right at home here.

[Durandpaul]

In his defense (if any is needed). I have also met the owner of that spa and she is about as laid back and cool as they come. Would I plow her? No way. Haha.

If you fuck the owner and come back, you will most likely get good service from other girls LOL. Especially if you fuck the fat owner more than once.

[Turgid]

Big girls are a solid 65-70% of my roster. I'm glad you guys are leaving them for me......

Guys who like the big girls are the happiest guys around. They have no problem getting their johnsons nutted. Slim girls fancy themselves the cat's whiskers and think you should do all of that to get into their panties.

[ChrisD1680]

Friday morning report.

Me and gordibuena went late, and took a long time to get an Uber to send her home (what is it with these drivers messaging trying to upcharge late at night? They all refused to schlep her out to San Cristobal. She left at 11 eventually, but it meant another chica got stood up.

10 missed calls and a bunch of messages. She was not happy.

I was up early, answering emails, and sending materials to my team, so I messaged her around 8 to say sorry and asked if she still wants to come over. She says yes of course, so "mandalesa el Uber".

She's here at 10:45 and by 11 a she's already stripping down.

Sex was good, fun. Best * I've had all year, to be honest. Better than gordibuena, just without having much of a connection. Finished, she cleaned up and was ready to go. Was okay with taking a break to chill with her for a few hours, but fine with me, as I had work to do anyway, and a deadline for this evening. Gordibuena and I have a mani-pedi appointment too.

Her ride just picked her up and left and I'm back at my desk working. Like UberEATS, but for pussy. How can you not love this place?

[ChrisD1680]

Don't take him up on that. It's funny, I've been to SD twice, first time in the 90's, second time in 00's. Both times, some uber-friendly locals (one dude had great English, actually) tried to befriend me on El Conde. And more than once.

One time, a caf waiter where I just left a good tip, so he went after me onto the street and said mafia and wagged his finger, but I already knew. I'm not saying you'll definitely get conned. Some of them are just pests and will hit you for a few bucks or beers or something, but they aren't after your friendship.

Our experiences might differ of course, since I'm not American, and not white. I don't quite know how they see me, to be honest. I'm dark enough that I've had a couple people think I was Haitian from afar. Asking me "you speak Creyol?

Being Jamaican, I'm used to having my head on a swivel. The interaction was chill enough, but I figure it might have been a case where I ended up buying drinks. To his credit, he reached out on Whatsapp showing me pics of the spot. It was just an open plaza / park on the Malecon with a bar and the ocean in the background, so it wasn't exactly like a hole in the wall spot in SD Este.

For me, Santo Domingo is like a much bigger Kingston, with generally nicer people speaking Spanish. I feel right at home here.

[ChrisD1680]

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

Big girls are a solid 65-70% of my roster. I'm glad you guys are leaving them for me. I met a super bubbly, super cute fat chick on Tagged and we'd been chatting for over a week, and agreed to link up on Thursday.

It's been a bit of a frustrating trip. I ran out of cash on Wednesday, and went to the ATM to get some more, but no luck. Walked all around la Zona Colonial trying all the different ATMs and no dice. So cancelled all my plans for the night. One chick insisted on coming over, even though I told her I had no cash to give her. I paid for her Uber thinking some free pussy was on the cards, but to no avail.

She just wanted to come because she didn't want me to think she was "one of those kinds of girls". Whatever. We kicked it for a bit, drank a Presidente or to, but she wasn't going to fuck, so I got her an Uber home and called it a night. In her phone she has me listed as "Mi futuro esposo". Ha! These fucking chicks.

Yesterday, I spent half the morning on the phone with my bank trying to figure out the issue. In the midst of that, I moved from the hotel in the colonial zone to an Airbnb in Gazcue. Fuck, this area is nice! Never going back to the tourist trap again. Tons of nice condos. I'm a 5 minute Uber from grocery stores, lots of banks, all kinds of medical practices (seems to be a medical tourism hotspot) and lots and lots of restaurants. Also really quiet. The Scotiabank ATM works just fine, so it seems it's a network issue with my card and the local banks here.

My fatty came over and we had a blast. She'd researched a bunch of restaurants for us to try, and we went to a nice local called El Conuco. Had a fun meal then went back and had a fantastic fuck. I had another date lined up, but I was having so much fun I ignored all the calls and texts.

I realize I'm not really into sport fucking as I once was. Which is a bummer, since there's just so much pussy available here. It was fun to just hang out with a chick who enjoys teaching me and correcting my Spanish, and who has a great personality. Some of these chicks are boring as fuck. Hot, yes, but zero personality. I don't find that too attractive.

I have a Tinder date scheduled for 10 am. 5 k, multiple pops + creampie. Fatty and I are then going for a couple's mani-pedi in the afternoon.

I have not made it to any of the chica bars, or massage parlours. Maybe next time. Having dabbled in the non-pro / semi-pro scene on the apps, I realize those places aren't really that necessary. Maybe as a little change of pace, but it shouldn't have to be your main source of poon.

There's still 20+ messages on my phone now, between Tinder, Tagged and Whatsapp and lots of unhappy chicas. I leave on Saturday, so I won't be able to see them, but I'm happy with my first trip. There's so much potential here to have a great time both in the bedroom and just out and about.

Finally, learn Spanish, fuckers. Mine is still not great, but I can pick up 30-40% of what people say, and can have intermediate level conversations with chicas and Uber drivers. I use Google Translate for the rest. But by and large, even shitty broken Spanish is enough, and will greatly improve your experience around the island.

[Tacoma101]

In his defense (if any is needed). I have also met the owner of that spa and she is about as laid back and cool as they come. Would I plow her? No way. Haha.

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

[Xpartan]

I walked by Plaza Noli, and even stuck my head inside. It was 10 am, and I saw no one. Maybe too early, Tochka? On the outside, a local black guy stopped and started chatting me up. We talked for maybe 20 minutes in my broken Spanish. He was chill though. Said I should come hang out with him and his buddies at a spot down on the same street close to the Malecon. I took his Whatsapp, so I might take him up on that.

Don't take him up on that. It's funny, I've been to SD twice, first time in the 90's, second time in 00's. Both times, some uber-friendly locals (one dude had great English, actually) tried to befriend me on El Conde. And more than once.

One time, a café waiter where I just left a good tip, so he went after me onto the street and said mafia and wagged his finger, but I already knew. I'm not saying you'll definitely get conned. Some of them are just pests and will hit you for a few bucks or beers or something, but they aren't after your friendship.

[OldKool]

I am in shock! Not sure which was funnier the famous Mr E banging a 300 pounder or him paying 3 k for the previledge. Thanks for honesty. Full disclosure I have been checking out big girl porn.

Yes. I have not had a chance to write my report yet. I went there to fuck the owner. She did not look as big on the picture. She said she weighs like 230 but was over 300 before bypass surgery. I told her next time she better have that fucking weave out of her head. There are several girls that work there. I think I posted the pics from whatsapp along with prices last month. But you make an appointment on whatsapp.

You go there and take a chick to the room. She massages you on a massage table then you fuck on the same table. I told the owner that we can not fuck on this table. You do not have a bed somewhere. Luckily her business is at her house so we went to her bedroom. She had a picture of her cousin or somebody at graduation on the wall. I started to tell her to hook me up with that chick. After the session we went and took a shower together. Water was hot as fuck. After I got ready I gave her the 3000. Then she asked for a tip. I said shit for that 3000 I should be spending the night and you should be bringing me breakfast in bed.

They close at 9 or 10. When we finished up and went back to the anteroom all the other chicks had already gone home. We went outside together because she had to move her car inside. She saw that I had parked in front of the neighbor's garage blocking them in. Oops. We took selfies together and then I left. She said the other chicks have to give her 10,000/ month to work there.

[ChrisD1680]

Got in around 2:30 p yesterday. Grabbed a Claro sim on exiting the airport and grabbed some cash from the ATM. Only dispenses 10,000 pesos, so will have top grab some more today. Staying in a super cheap place in la Zona Colonial for like $25 a night. Paper thin walls, and a ***** of a walk up, but whatever, the AC is cold, the shower is hot, and the internet is fast enough. I truly don't ask for much more than that.

My guy Juan at the front desk is super chill, and the dude that comes at night (forget his name now) is also super chill. Took my chica's cedula last night and kept it for safe keeping no worries. Like he's done probably 1000 times before.

Speaking of which. I'd chatted up a chica on Chiviricas and we ended up building up a nice rapport. She's a med student with a kid she had from a previous marriage at 15 years of age. I didn't even know it was possible, but apparently once the parents are okay, minors can get married. Her guy was abusive, she says. She's 27 now, and I guess trying to get her life back on track. She came by and we had a nice time. I was tired from my trip and just work in general, but it was fun. Woke up this morning and tried for round 2 but I could finish. Feel kinda off these days. I did stop by the farmacia and grabbed some viagra tabs. Have never used before, but I feel like I need it for this trip.

I won't meet with her again. Too many on the line-up to try. Plus, even though the sex was good, it wasn't so good I'd want to go again. 6,000 pesos and she was on a Uber motoconcho back home to Santo Domingo Oeste.

Today walked El Condo and was a tourist for maybe 30 minutes. It's nice, but whatever. Being here confirmed that I'm not a tourist who goes places to marvel at the edifices of brutal, colonial masters. I'm black, and Jamaican, so there's really no love lost there. People are what I enjoy.

I walked by Plaza Noli, and even stuck my head inside. It was 10 am, and I saw no one. Maybe too early, Tochka? On the outside, a local black guy stopped and started chatting me up. We talked for maybe 20 minutes in my broken Spanish. He was chill though. Said I should come hang out with him and his buddies at a spot down on the same street close to the Malecon. I took his Whatsapp, so I might take him up on that. I went back to Grands (Paco's?) and had breakfast which was good. Had the traditional mangu breakfast. My hypertension will never allow me to eat that shit every day, but it was nice to try.

All in all, a good first day. I'm a little tired, and not really in a rush for anything. I think I fucked up and listened to you guys too much. I kept hearing how the chicas are flakes. So I overdid it and built a massive line up for my 4 day trip. Now my Whatsapp is blowing up with chicas wanting to know why I haven't made definitive plans with them yet, and needing to know when I want them to come so they can arrange childcare. Not sure how I'm going to whittle down the list.

Will need to figure out which date to make for later, and also when I'll go check out one of the infamous chica bars. With how much pussy I have on deck, I wonder if I really need to go to a *****house.

[Mr Enternational]

Is this a full service massage place? Can someone with experience explain how it works? I went to their instagram site and it looked as if extras were not on the menu. But a good massage place with extras would be a great additiion to my usual places in Sto Domingo. Thanks!

Yes. I have not had a chance to write my report yet. I went there to fuck the owner. She did not look as big on the picture. She said she weighs like 230 but was over 300 before bypass surgery. I told her next time she better have that fucking weave out of her head. There are several girls that work there. I think I posted the pics from whatsapp along with prices last month. But you make an appointment on whatsapp.

You go there and take a chick to the room. She massages you on a massage table then you fuck on the same table. I told the owner that we can not fuck on this table. You do not have a bed somewhere. Luckily her business is at her house so we went to her bedroom. She had a picture of her cousin or somebody at graduation on the wall. I started to tell her to hook me up with that chick. After the session we went and took a shower together. Water was hot as fuck. After I got ready I gave her the 3000. Then she asked for a tip. I said shit for that 3000 I should be spending the night and you should be bringing me breakfast in bed.

They close at 9 or 10. When we finished up and went back to the anteroom all the other chicks had already gone home. We went outside together because she had to move her car inside. She saw that I had parked in front of the neighbor's garage blocking them in. Oops. We took selfies together and then I left. She said the other chicks have to give her 10,000/ month to work there.

[MamaGuevos]

Is this a full service massage place? Can someone with experience explain how it works? I went to their instagram site and it looked as if extras were not on the menu. But a good massage place with extras would be a great additiion to my usual places in Sto Domingo. Thanks!

[Tochka]

I passed through GBP because the old gal wassap she has three or four new chicas. Boingo! Let's go. So I stopped by looking for new Nuevo chicas. Crap recognized three of the four "new to GBP" chicas I sessions with them in other clubs. The fourth chica was from Oasis. Forget I used to take her ass to Mystik for quickies back in the day. She put her number in my wassap. Damn sure enough her number pops up. Don't remember anything about her except a few notes that she wasn't a good deep throat. The other chicas are from Tabu and the other already had her down as a no-go poor performer though her face, flaca body, and ass is a solid 8 in my book. She is young and cute with a lot of followers on Instagram.

I need a Brazilian GP-gua reviews to keep track of the good and terrible performing chicas. I can't remember the chica's faces anymore without wassap fotos. Of course, the chica remembers the sessions no matter how long ago it was.