Santo Domingo

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for the report on your activities in GBP. You report covered the basics that I feel should be covered in a trip report namely, your source, services and price. But I was left with a few questions that you can choose to address or not.

GBP is that a casa? Where is it located?

You indicated that you got your dick sucked, made penetration and ejaculated. Sounds like a jolly good time to me mate. But were those services covered or bare (CBJ or BBBJ in monger parlance)?

900 pesos was that for 30 minutes or one hour? Is that the normal price or did you receive a special?

Can you tell me was your over all experience worth the price you were quoted and paid? What did you get from the girl in GBP that justifies paying the price that you did for her service versus zero for the all the free pussy you get from the chicks you normally roll with?

I think you succeeded in your goal of helping others. Confiable found your post to be funny. But he did not indicate if he thought it was funny (ha ha) or funny (strange).

Monday I fucked a girl in GBP. I went there. I picked a girl. We went to the back room. She sucked my penis. Then I pushed my penis inside of her and pulled it almost out. I did this repeatedly until I ejaculated. The cost was 900 pesos. There is even a picture. I hope this info can show someone how to have sex with girls in Republica Dominicana.

Is that the best photo one of those fancy Android based smart phones can give us? Thanks anyway!

[SubCmdr]

Thank you for the report on your activities in GBP. Your report covered the basics that should be included in a trip report, your source, services and price. But I was left with a few questions that you can choose to address or not.

GBP is that a casa? Where is it located? I would ask Old Kool but he does not like casas.

You indicated that you got your dick sucked, made penetration and ejaculated. Sounds like a jolly good time to me mate. But were those services covered or bare (CBJ or BBBJ in monger parlance)?

900 pesos was that for 30 minutes or one hour? Is that the normal price or did you receive a special?

Can you tell me was your over all experience worth the price you were quoted and paid? What did you get from the girl in GBP that justifies paying the price that you did for her service versus zero for the all the free pussy you get from the chicks you normally roll with?

I think you succeeded in your goal in helping others. Confiable found your post to be funny. But he did not indicate if he thought it was funny (ha ha) or funny (strange).

Monday I fucked a girl in GBP. I went there. I picked a girl. We went to the back room. She sucked my penis. Then I pushed my penis inside of her and pulled it almost out. I did this repeatedly until I ejaculated. The cost was 900 pesos. There is even a picture. I hope this info can show someone how to have sex with girls in Republica Dominicana.

[Confiable]

Monday I fucked a girl in GBP. I went there. I picked a girl. We went to the back room. She sucked my penis. Then I pushed my penis inside of her and pulled it almost out. I did this repeatedly until I ejaculated. The cost was 900 pesos. There is even a picture. I hope this info can show someone how to have sex with girls in Republica Dominicana.

You are funny.

[Mr Enternational]

Monday I fucked a girl in GBP. I went there. I picked a girl. We went to the back room. She sucked my penis. Then I pushed my penis inside of her and pulled it almost out. I did this repeatedly until I ejaculated. The cost was 900 pesos. There is even a picture. I hope this info can show someone how to have sex with girls in Republica Dominicana.

[SubCmdr]

Very interesting stories. But I didn't see anything that really shares useful information on how to actually have sex with girls in Republica Dominicana similar to the in depth information I have provided. But I appreciate the sharing of experiences.

For an example of a real trip report check out Grownman's last one in his blog. I did read a lot about problems the off-islanders are having with chicas. It's strange. Is it because I live on the island that I don't have any problems like these with my chicas? I no longer live in Santo Domingo este but discovered Santo Domingo and Santo Domingo este about 10 years ago. LOL!

Everybody's efforts are appreciated and noted.

[Mr Enternational]

I told her we could have bought food and she could have cooked for us and I would've given her the money for her scooter. Good pu $$why, world class ass, but truly a Dumbminican.

It don't matter because it is your money. I just had a chick that I have been messing with a few years come over. She took a taxi. When she got out she told me to go pay him. I said how much is it. She didn't know. She went and asked. Because he saw me he said 650. I cussed her the fuck out. Who just gets in a taxi and go somewhere without asking how much it will cost? (Somebody that ain't paying.) I said do you just walk into a restaurant and start ordering shit without asking for a menu to see how much it costs? Then I showed her in the Uber app where it should have been 350 from her house. She got mad about me complaining. I said that is okay, because it is coming out of the money that I am giving you.

[Mr Gogo]

Thanks for supplying great info. Maybe these reports will help the guys living in SD este who seem to need help getting girls. Sorry I missed you guys but I will definitely see you on your next visit here.

[DcGogo]

Dumbminicans!

I was going to put this in my Boca Chica report but when I saw Mr. E's rant I decided to post it here. Adding to my BC post I mentioned that I saw my thick chica several times during my stay. Now let me preface this by saying when I'm in BC I will normally buy groceries and cook at least breakfast. I will then eat a Dominican type meal in the evening, usually spending no more than 400 pesos or so. On my last night I'll go out and have lobster and pasta.

So I see my thicka for the first time on this trip and she now has a scooter. Hmm she's come up. She was working as a waitress when I met her but had quit that job. She told me she had started another job at a resort and the scooter was 6100 a month but she needed it to get back and forth to work. Ok cool. Now for some reason when she's with me she doesn't want to go to work even though I not paying her every time we are together. She likes to eat, so the first night we go out and she orders shrimp and pasta. Ok gotcha. Next night we are out past 2 am on the strip but there's a place on the beach that's open we go there. What does she order shrimp and pasta. Ok I'm tracking. Let see how far this will go.

My apartment has a pool and I mentioned she could bring her kids over if she wanted to. The day after the late night meal she calls me and ask if today is a good day. I said sure. She says she has to wait for her mother to get back, I'm not sure what she means by that but I'm half sleep and don't care.

A few hours later I get a knock on my door its her and her two kids. I invite them in and she says her mother, aunt and cousin are downstairs. Well ok and you want what. Some of you already know where this is going. I go down and meet them and they decide the pool is too crowded and that they are going to the beach. Cool I'll see you later. Come with us she says. I told her to give me a few minutes and I'll meet them. I should've kept my arse in the house but like a dummy I went to the beach. When I get there the kids are playing in the water but the other four are at a table waiting for a waitress. The setup. I don't see anything on the menu I want. I had a taste for Chinese. I gave a half hearted try at leaving them there but they said we could go somewhere else. We walk to another restaurant and she says this one is "mas barata" cheaper. I'm thinking why should I care. Long story short everyone orders food and the dumb American is expected and stuck with the bill after the aunt and mother very politely say thank you and leave BEFORE the damn bill even gets to the table. I pay the 3400 pesos bill leaving me with exactly 100 pesos. I tell her I'm going to my apartment she asks she can join me. I told her no because she had to get her kids home. She says her mother and aunt can take them. Where them be! Tches hiding at LOL. I tell her sure she can come over because we need to talk. The aunt and mom come out from wherever they were and get the kids and cousin and they leave. Me and the chica go back to my place where I tell her that was wrong and that she should have asked me first. Did she get it I'm not even sure. All in all I had spent about 8000 pesos on three meals with her. I always spend down my pesos and give her what I have left. This time I didn't go to the cambio on the day before I left so I only had like 1200 pesos left and that's what she got.

Now that's not my rant part. She got me on the meal, I wasn't going to buy her food and not her mother, at least not the first time we met. Here's why she can be filed under Dumbminican. A couple of days after I get home we are on WhatsApp and she tell me her scooter was taken. I ask her what happened and she says "remember I told you it costs 6100 pesos a month" I'm like ok you telling me that doesn't mean chit to me. But I do tell her about chicas thinking short term. I reminded her of how we had went out and spent over 8000 pesos in restaurants for just 3 meals. I also reminded her of how she told me she "loves to cook". I told her we could have bought food and she could have cooked for us and I would've given her the money for her scooter. Good pu $$why, world class ass, but truly a Dumbminican.

[D Cups]

Hey Mr. E,

Got a chuckle out of your post and all the examples. Let me add one. I was in Juan Dolio recently stayed at Caribe Paraiso apartahotel and saw this real sexy busty thirty something working at the restaurant directly across the street. Her name is Sonia and she's got giant tits like I like. They have got to be triple d's and not a big ass or stomach either. Not real pretty but not ugly. Got her digits and she came over after work at 4 PM. Well I was already drunk by then but still managed to get it up although it to took me a long time to get off. She must have sucked my dick for thirty minutes so I gave her 3000 P only because it took so long and she was good at it. Anyway she was happy and I was happy and she sent me kisses via whatsapp and we made plans for when I come back to Juan Dolio again. A couple of weeks went by while I was over to the capitol and up to Santiago and then Cabarete with a regular. I text her when I am coming back to JD and to my surprise she tells me she is married and her skinny ass Dominican husband will kill me if I come back to JD. She sends me all kinds of lovey dovey photos of she and he and pleads with me to stay away to never contact her again. I replied why did you fuck me if you were married and why didn't you tell me? I am not in the habit of fucking other guys' wives or even girlfriends for that matter. She must of sent me ten texts about how she loves him and only him and she only fucked me because she needed money. Anyways then her motha fucking husband starts texting me with threats to kill me if I come back to Juan Dolio. And he called too but I did not accept and blocked them both. Jesus! Anyway I went back to JD anyway and stayed at Perla Mar apartahotel up the street a little bit and avoided her end of the street entirely never seeing her. I wonder if I should have reported them to the cops. Anyway my buddy that lives there says just let it go because it was probably just a shake down. Still, I am not to crazy about someone making threats to kill me in a foreign country.

BTW there is a metro bus from Santo Domingo to Juan Dolio country club for 295 P once a day 10:30 am in case anyone want to check out the nice beach there which is way better and quieter than Boca Chica. Fucking mafia taxis want 2 or 3000 P. Uber doesn't always go there. The return bus to Santo leaves at 8:30 AM however. Best massage I ever had in my life was from Haitian Mary on the beach there for 1000 P which is another reason I go there. Cheers.

[Mr Enternational]

Chick I missed last month kept bugging me so I finally met up with her. I had her meet me up at Old Kool's spot, Grand's. She ordered the wings, same as I did, but she poured half a bottle of ketchup on hers. We were back at the crib later on and she was in the bed sucking my dick. I stopped her so I could get a condom to fuck and she took a big ass spit on the faux marble floor at the bottom of the bed like she was in some second rate hoarhouse. I said what the fuck? My dick went right down. I said did you really just do that? She said there was too much saliva in her mouth and she would clean it up after we fucked. So that mean you fucking go around spitting on the floor in people's houses? No bih you clean that shit up right now!

Afterwards, she went to take a shower first. She got out and I went in to see water all over the floor. I said dry your ass off inside the shower. Don't get out dripping wet walking all over the house making pools of water everywhere. She claimed it was because the shower door was leaking. She mopped it up while I was in the shower. After I finished and got out, it was as dry as could be. So why isn't the entire floor wet when I finished if the door was leaking? You can take the girl out of the wooden and tin shack, but you can't take the wooden and tin shack out of the girl. Dumbminicans!

Yesterday met up with a chick that I met on Cupid around September. Never met her in person. She insisted on meeting at Agora Mall despite my protests. She was coming from Villa Mella. I get to the food court where we are supposed to meet and she decideds to play the peekaboo game. Do you have on a red shirt? Do you have a backpack? Look around and see if you see me. Bih you already know where I am. Why can't you just grow up and come to the table like a normal adult? So she came to the table and we talked a minute. I asked what she wanted to do. She didn't know. So I came up with the idea of going to a colmado to drink. She said ok. I got up and she followed me as I walked toward the elevator. She stopped in her tracks and said where are you going? I said we are leaving to go find a colmado. She said I thought you were talking about drinking at that place on the other side of the food court. She said I am not leaving out of here with you. She acted like that mall had an electric fence around it and she had a dog collar on. I said okay and shook her hand and told her thanks and proceeded to the elevator. She started sending me messages cussing me out and I just said ok and thanks. I left there and took my ass to GBP and after that another chick came over. Dumbminicans!

I hit one of my chicks in Bonao up to come down to the capital. She said I should have told her earlier. There was no way to get from where she stays to here at 6 pm. She actually stays in some back woods across the highway from Bonao! Anyways, she said she had her period and the doctor said she could not have sex for 3 months anyway because they are about to operate on her ovaries. I asked what about your mouth? Are they going to operate on that too? She said No Stupid! Dumbminicans!

Met a chick on cupid earlier today. We didn't do any chatting, we just decided to meet up at 8. She wanted to meet at Agora Mall but I told her fuck that. Meet somewhere small, that way it is easier to spot each other. I told her McDonald's on Maximo Gomez. She told me when she was leaving home. She told me when she was arriving. When she told me that she had arrived, I was just pulling into the parking lot. I got out and went in because my doorman said he was hungry when I told him I was about to go out to eat with a chick, so I decided to surprise him with a Big Mac attack.

So the chick is messaging me asking where I am. I said I am inside McDonald's in the line. I have on a green shirt. Meanwhile this chick across the way keeps looking at me and I am mouthing at her. She keeps writing in whatsapp so I think it is the chick I am supposed to meet. But this chick has a finished Happy Meal on her table and my chick said she just arrived. We are writing back and forth and she said she was right inside the McDonald's with the 2 levels. Then she turned on her cam and the sign on the wall right behind her said KFC! Dumbminicans!

Why is it that whenever you ask these chicks what they want to do they have no earthly idea? I am sitting here with a pocket full of American Express and you can go anywhere and do anything, but no matter how many times I ask, you don't know? Not one single suggestion. Dumbminicans!

Finally, are these pics of chicks showing their asses in the pool replacing the pics that chicks had for years with their heel up and knee bent? I called it the horse pose. Dumbminicans!

[SubCmdr]

Bad press or not the prices for day-to-day expenses have not changed a bit and are in fact are higher for products that are imported and purchased with dollars. Prices in the pussy market are not down. They have remained the same or gone up. V's and C's (C) have entered the market strong and driven prices up. The only real values are when you move up on the age range or darker on the skin scale. Although it's good some people have "discovered" Santo Domingo as of late. Congratulations. LOL!

Real estate prices, tech, rental cars, Uber, prices of flights. WTF? Anyone up in here have any information that will help me have sex with chicas in Santo Domingo?

[Mr Gogo]

Man the DR has had the best deals since the negative publicity of a few months ago. Flights direct from 120 usd each way, non stop (Orlando to SDQ). I've got airnbn owners calling me which is a first. I'm contemplating buying ticket months in advance but I see the flights creeping up around May. POP Airport is ridiculous if you haven't priced it lately but SDQ has frequency and prices that make the south coast golden.

Enjoy your upgrade Mr E, but be on best behavior in my city Please LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I still have another report to go from my trip last month to DR, yet due to extenuating circumstances I have somehow found myself here again. This trip is looking alllll the way up from the last one.

First I booked a car for the lowest I have ever seen: $6/ day! I know I said I would get the SUV from now on. It was only $18, but since I didn't plan on driving out of town, I kept with the midsize. Then the chick at the car rental place for some reason emphasized her name and number on the paper. I asked why are you telling me that? She said just so I would know. She sees me all the time and saw me last time when I was with a chick there, so.

Topping it off, I fucked around and fell into a crib for your ass in Gascue. It is the floor under the penthouse. You put a code into the elevator and it takes you to your floor. And this is the only apartment for the floor. It is like some Mr. Drummond shit. The lady that is charge of renting it told me this type place sells for $150,000. And I am here for a grand total of $180 for 4 days. That is $45 per day. I usually pay that for a rinky dink hotel. I know where I am staying from now on. First chick is already on the way. I'm about to wild the fuck out.

P. S. Went to put my shit up and opened the door to a big ass cedar closet!

[Mr Gogo]

I agree. I have rented a car my last 3 or 4 trips down, and I have never given a dime to La Policia Nacional. I did get pulled over by AMET for talking on my cellular without a hands free device. I was wrong, and on my way to the airport (leaving the country that day), so I paid 500 pesos. Policia Nacional has stopped me a couple of times near the floating bridge going to avenida espana.

Its become a habit whenever I leave Zona colonial headed east to look as I'm crossing the floating bridge because cops are usually on the right at the end of the bridge. I usually just hand them 50 pesos and move on about my way. Or I could play stupid gringo and just look at them stupid, depends on my mood and schedule.

[Troubleman69]

Anyone who hands over money is part of the problem not part of the solution. We've been over this many times over the years. The police will use all sorts of nonsensical tricks to get you to hand over money. Stall, delay, intimidation, threats to tow your car. It's all nonsense. First of all only AMET (the traffic police) can give you a traffic ticket. If you make it clear you are in no hurry and as long as you don't get aggressive or loud they will eventually go away. You have to let them save face. I get it, if you are visiting for a handful of days it's not worth the time or trouble to save a few hundred pesos. If you drive regularly you see it differently.

I agree. I have rented a car my last 3 or 4 trips down, and I have never given a dime to La Policia Nacional. I did get pulled over by AMET for talking on my cellular without a hands free device. I was wrong, and on my way to the airport (leaving the country that day), so I paid 500 pesos. Policia Nacional has stopped me a couple of times near the floating bridge going to avenida espana.