Santo Domingo

[Mr Enternational]

That happened to me about four years ago and sent it to Mango. They pulled me over because they said I was looking in my cell phone. In other words I was looking like a tourist. There's no freaking law in the country that I know of as far as hands-free. A police officer told me if they see you on the telephone they know that you're probably in a rush so they would try to get what they can out of you. This is the country where you can have an open container or literally drink while you're driving with no problems. I only keep 500 pesos in my pocket and I had the rest. Do you know I made them give me 300 pesos back before I gave them the 500 pesos.

Chick I was with the other day snatched my phone out of my hand. She said you can not drive like that here. She said I would get a ticket. I said how am I supposed to see my GPS then? And I took it back from her. There are a lot of guys at the lights selling those phone cradles.

[GrownMan1]

I again had no problems driving in Santo Domingo. I drove in traffic all over place, drove to Juan Dolio, and I drove late at night. I was only pulled over once, because I was breaking the rules of using my cell phone without a hands free device. I paid 200 pesos, because I was in a hurry (headed to catch my flight out). I tried only speaking english, but the idiots were fumbling around with google translate (not sure if they can spell in spanish). Finally I said fuck it, and starting speaking to them in spanish. We agreed on 200 pesos, and I was out.

That happened to me about four years ago and sent it to Mango. They pulled me over because they said I was looking in my cell phone. In other words I was looking like a tourist. There's no freaking law in the country that I know of as far as hands-free. A police officer told me if they see you on the telephone they know that you're probably in a rush so they would try to get what they can out of you. This is the country where you can have an open container or literally drink while you're driving with no problems. I only keep 500 pesos in my pocket and I had the rest. Do you know I made them give me 300 pesos back before I gave them the 500 pesos.

[Troubleman69]

As usual, I,spent most of my time with my favorite girl, who is not in the game at all. No money exchanged, just a good time. I did manage to get out to GBP twice, which was cool for the BBJ and Cuba libre. The first night I ran into Mr. E. I didn't realize it then, but his stories were all too familiar to me, and it hit me when I was sitting in my apartment the next day. I went back to GBP the next night, and again had a Cuba libre, and got another bbj. For some reason I wanted to check out the ripoff joints, so I went to Foxy Lady (I could be wrong) on George Washington. It was wack, but I chuckled at their attempts to run game. I prefer GBP not only because it is cheaper, but also because you are pretty much left alone. Street walkers were out in gazcue as usual. I'm not a club person, so despite having a rental again, I didn't check out the usual club spots. I stopped in Algora, and as usual the talent was there if you got the game for it. All in all another great trip for me, which might be a little quiet for some of the people on this forum.

I again had no problems driving in Santo Domingo. I drove in traffic all over place, drove to Juan Dolio, and I drove late at night. I was only pulled over once, because I was breaking the rules of using my cell phone without a hands free device. I paid 200 pesos, because I was in a hurry (headed to catch my flight out). I tried only speaking english, but the idiots were fumbling around with google translate (not sure if they can spell in spanish). Finally I said fuck it, and starting speaking to them in spanish. We agreed on 200 pesos, and I was out. If I wasn't headed to the airport, I would have stuck with english only until they let me go. The worst part of my trip was coming home, and finding out that my luggage didn't make it to Atlanta, but instead somehow ended up in OKC. Not sure how that happened, but whatever. I have my bags now.

[Knowledge]

She looks like "New York" from the old Flavor Flav reality show.

Like I said, I still had a little time to burn. I came back to Gascue and stopped by I can't remember the name of the spot that I went to last time that was hot as shit and only had 2 chicks inside. Well when I parked in the front and the owner came over, he said there was only 1 inside this time. I told him never mind. He didn't want me to leave and told me he would take me down the street to where some Venezuelan chicks are. So he was walking and I was driving next to him. I said man you are talking about the spot that I already know then I pulled off on him.

I rode over to Pasteur curious about the places that is getting ISGers to pay $100. I pulled up in Satin Dolls and went inside. A horse face Puerto Rican chick greeted me at the door talking about how she is new. I asked her what the prices were. She said $100 for 2 hours. I started laughing. I said how much in pesos though? She said 4000.

I went and sat at the bar and ordered a Cuba libre. I had a good talk with the bartender. She was not that attractive and plus she had a head full of weave. I got her whatsapp anyway though. I asked her why all the other girls looked like men. She agreed and said that some men just like that look. I was having a good time talking shit when my non-pro sent me a message asking where I was. She had arrived at the hotel.

[GrownMan1]

I went and sat at the bar and ordered a Cuba libre. I had a good talk with the bartender. She was not that attractive and plus she had a head full of weave. I got her whatsapp anyway though.

I am still trying to understand why?

[BlackJah]

That is one funny story. But, makes sense to go back in that direction. Thank you for this.

I dropped my hairdresser at work and doubled back to pick up another nonpro for lunch before going to Santiago. This is the chick that said the SW at the gas station on the malecon were beautiful. She is a surveyor. Anyway, when I was on the way back from Santiago today she told me to pick her up at her house in Santo Domingo East.

I picked her up and we are about to go somewhere. We are heading out of her neighborhood when all of a sudden she yells out, "GO, GO, GO!" I said what are you talking about? She screamed, "TURN LEFT, TURN LEFT!" So I made a swerving left turn like I was a stunt guy. She said you did not hear those gunshots? You did not see them with guns? I said uhh no. She said you need some new glasses then.

I drove half way down the street then decided to turn around. She said why are you going back that way? I said hell, if they were shooting, you think they are going to stay there and keep shooting? I'm sure they are gone by now. So drove back up the street and took the left to the direction we were supposed to be going. Right on the left side was a Pica Pollo with the light ballast on the sign sparking and popping. I mockingly told her, "There is your shooter right there!" I told her now I see how mfs can get convicted of a crime they did not commit. Here she is swearing she saw someone with a gun shooting. I was laughing all through dinner. Never a dull moment...I tell ya!

[Mr Enternational]

Man, I knew those stories sounded familiar. That was me that you met at GBP, and again on the airplane to ATL. It was good chopping it up with you. Every time I go to GBP, there are some weirdos in there, which is why I acted like I didn't know what you were talking about when you asked about my Luke Cage shirt.

LOL. Man it was great meeting you!

[Troubleman69]

I went outside and talked to another monger from my city while the chicks came down to go home. I finished my drink then hopped in the car and left.

Man, I knew those stories sounded familiar. That was me that you met at GBP, and again on the airplane to ATL. It was good chopping it up with you. Every time I go to GBP, there are some weirdos in there, which is why I acted like I didn't know what you were talking about when you asked about my Luke Cage shirt.

[Mr Enternational]

I dropped my hairdresser at work and doubled back to pick up another nonpro for lunch before going to Santiago. This is the chick that said the SW at the gas station on the malecon were beautiful. She is a surveyor. Anyway, when I was on the way back from Santiago today she told me to pick her up at her house in Santo Domingo East.

I picked her up and we are about to go somewhere. We are heading out of her neighborhood when all of a sudden she yells out, "GO, GO, GO!" I said what are you talking about? She screamed, "TURN LEFT, TURN LEFT!" So I made a swerving left turn like I was a stunt guy. She said you did not hear those gunshots? You did not see them with guns? I said uhh no. She said you need some new glasses then.

I drove half way down the street then decided to turn around. She said why are you going back that way? I said hell, if they were shooting, you think they are going to stay there and keep shooting? I'm sure they are gone by now. So drove back up the street and took the left to the direction we were supposed to be going. Right on the left side was a Pica Pollo with the light ballast on the sign sparking and popping. I mockingly told her, "There is your shooter right there!" I told her now I see how mfs can get convicted of a crime they did not commit. Here she is swearing she saw someone with a gun shooting. I was laughing all through dinner. Never a dull moment...I tell ya!

[Mr Enternational]

Woke up yesterday morning and it was a good thing the hairdresser didn't have to work until 2 pm. Even still, it was 11 am and again she did not bring her things. Had to drive my ass all the way back to that neighborhood with those raggedy ass streets. This time I rented one of those small SUVs though. I think I will stick with that from here on out, because it works way better than those cars for these mean Dominican Streets. Besides, it only set me back $80 for 4 days.

I had checked out of the hotel and told old girl I was heading up north. Before I dropped her at work she wanted me to get her a pizza. We pulled up to Little Caesar's close to her job and I ran in and got a Hot and Ready Pepperoni for 300 pesos. I paid with a 1000 peso bill and they gave me a 500 and a 200 back. I put it on top of the box with the napkins. When I got in the car I gave her the box. As I drove to her job she said what is this money doing on here and put it in the center console. I dropped her at work and she gave me a kiss. Until next time!

P.S. I did not know it was required to have a job in DR before you can open a bank account. She said that because of corruption you had to bring a letter from your job stating how much you make. She showed me her letter. It said she makes 6500 pesos plus 20% commission per month.

[Mr Enternational]

I drove up to Santiago yesterday to get with this chick. She wanted me to bring her a phone that she would give me the money for. She wanted an iPhone so bad but I had to explain to her how much better Samsungs were. I showed her a couple of pictures of some and she said okay. I hauled my tired ass up to the store and sent her a picture of the phone and the price ($160) before I bought it. She said that was good.

We went to eat last night then stopped by the grocery store to get her a toothbrush. As we were leaving the store she told me that she would go get the money tomorrow in order to pay for the phone. Fine with me. Then we went back to my hotel and fucked. As I was about to take her home, she asked to see the phone. I told her this ain't Old Kool; I have to see my money before you see anything. So I dropped her home which was about 5 minutes from where I was staying.

After I got back she sent me a message saying that she could only give me $60 tomorrow, but could give me $15/ month afterwards. I said yeah, and you can't get no phone either! My brother said if I would have given her that phone then she would have never answered me on "my phone" ever again. He said these chicks are still trying to run the same game. I told him not on me they are not. That thing will be going right back to the store when I touchdown.

Before I took her home I told her to come back at 8 am since she had taken the day off to spend together. I didn't hear from her until 11 and she said her son would be home at 12 and she would feed him and come right over. At 1 she sent a message saying she had to get in the shower. Fuck that. I jumped in the ride and headed to see one of my chicks in Bonao. At 2 she sent me a message saying she would get an Uber and come to where I was. I said Bih, I done already started driving back to Santo Domingo. Ain't nobody about to wait on your ass like that. I told you 8 am. Here it is 2 pm. Now she want to act like I'm the bad guy. Don't bother me one bit. Next!

I haven't seen my chick in Bonao in a while. She had married some Dominican dude and moved to Boston in order to get her green card. She showed me the divorce papers from last year when I got to her house. We are sitting on the couch cuddling and I am trying to get her to go to the bathroom to fuck. She said no because her daughter keeps running in and out. I had a trick for that though. When she came back in I asked her if she wanted some ice cream. She said yes. I gave her 100 pesos and told her to go buy some. She said I don't feel like going right now and went to her room. MF!

[Mr Enternational]

I done fell out of sequence because I really don't know when I first rode to see the SWs down at the gas station, but there were some good ones. I pulled up to one on the corner and was about to roll the window down a bit. That bih opened the damn door! I didn't know it was unlocked. She told me that she would fuck me good for 1000 pesos. I told her that was too much. She said I could get some fire head for 500 in that case. I told her that I liked to fuck though. Then she said I could get FS for 800. What a bargain. I think this must have been right before I went to Satin Dolls. I told the chick I could not stay and told her good luck and drove off.

About 3 hours ago I rode past there while showing another non-pro the restaurant, Parrilla, that has some of the best steak I have had in my life. She was in awe with the SWs. I was about to ask if she wanted to get one. She said these girls are so beautiful. What are they doing out here? I said shit, trying to get some money. She said but why? I said when you don't go to school this is where your ass ends up at.

[Mr Enternational]

Like I said, I still had a little time to burn. I came back to Gascue and stopped by I can't remember the name of the spot that I went to last time that was hot as shit and only had 2 chicks inside. Well when I parked in the front and the owner came over, he said there was only 1 inside this time. I told him never mind. He didn't want me to leave and told me he would take me down the street to where some Venezuelan chicks are. So he was walking and I was driving next to him. I said man you are talking about the spot that I already know then I pulled off on him.

I rode over to Pasteur curious about the places that is getting ISGers to pay $100. I pulled up in Satin Dolls and went inside. A horse face Puerto Rican chick greeted me at the door talking about how she is new. I asked her what the prices were. She said $100 for 2 hours. I started laughing. I said how much in pesos though? She said 4000.

I went and sat at the bar and ordered a Cuba libre. I had a good talk with the bartender. She was not that attractive and plus she had a head full of weave. I got her whatsapp anyway though. I asked her why all the other girls looked like men. She agreed and said that some men just like that look. I was having a good time talking shit when my non-pro sent me a message asking where I was. She had arrived at the hotel.

[Mr Enternational]

I left GBP and still had time to burn while waiting for my hairdresser chick to show up. Funny how I met the chick. I have been messing with another hairdresser for about 2 years. I think she must be bipolar or something. Everyday she is starting some shit. She always says that she does not want to talk to me anymore. I say okay bye. And the next day she is back talking. August 13, after one of her episodes, she voluneers to hook me up with a friend, 25 with no kids. Being the player that I am I said okay sure why not. She said not to tell her that we were together.

So a couple of weeks ago she finally gives me the chick's info and the chick mine. We probably had not said 3 sentences to each other before I got here. So the first chick would always ask when she is going to see me. And I reply well what would your friend think of that? Then she gets bent out of shape saying not to mention her. I finally ask the other day why the hell she acts like that everyday. She said that is just how she is. I told her that I didn't need that kind of stress in my life.

Well, I get to my hotel and send the friend a message and she says that she will come right over. She lives in Herrera and took a taxi here on her own. The desk called me to come sign her in and when I got downstairs I was like WTF! She was a bad mf. She had on this shirt that had her titties damn near out. (As a matter of fact, I don't know how she was keeping her titties in!) And had on a skirt that showed you could sit a cup on her booty.

So we went to the room and she was like what do you want to do? I was like what do you want to do? She said I know where to go. We drove over to La Barrica on Lincoln. It was raining like a mf. I told her that I knew about the one on Venezuela, but did not know about the one here. She said the one on Venezuela is terrible. There are many hookers and lowlifes. I told her that I didn't believe it. She said that we will go there and sit at different tables and I would see how the hookers will be trying to draw my attention. Bet.

We were sitting there drinking and talking having a good time. Then it struck me. She looked like a better version of Tiffany Haddish. I showed her the pictures online and she agreed. We got back to my room at 1 am and fucked like rabbits. Sucked because I had to get up at 5:30 to take her home to get her work clothes and get her to work to open up the shop at 8.

[Mr Enternational]

I hit GBP Monday night and the special was still going on. 2 chicks for 1 hour for 1500 pesos.

If I would had taken a chick that night it probably would have been Lucy. Funny thing. There were 2 guys in there that seemed to be gay, but they had come from the back with some chicks. Who knows.

I messed around and had 3 Cuba libres for 900 pesos. I kept telling the small bartender to choose the other girl that I could take to the room along with her for the 2 for 1500 deal. She said no not me. I said y'all said 2 chicas for 1500, and you are a chica!

Right when they gave me my third drink I saw chicks coming out sitting down in their street clothes. Then the security dude started putting the chairs up. Evidently it was time to go. Midnight. I told them I was out of there and they put my drink in a 2 Go cup. I went outside and talked to another monger from my city while the chicks came down to go home. I finished my drink then hopped in the car and left.