Santo Domingo

[Mr Gogo]

Forget hurricane Fiona, we have a bigger problem coming to Santo Domingo and it's name is Mr E.

Got a hit from Mr E asking where I was at so I told him, I was going to meet momma but I had a few hours to spare. Mr E said he was at the nail salon and would be stuck there for awhile. Momma had asked me last week for 2 k pesos to go to the doctor for her asthma and prescriptions, so I gave it to her even though I know they have public doctors and her prescriptions aren't that much. Well when I met her this day she tried the same stunt and I called her on it and sent her home with cab fare. I don't mind being generous but don't over step your boundary and try to slide me on the new weekly plan. Dominicans always try to find some side hustle to run for more money. Plus now I could go hang with Mr E.

Mr E finished at the nail Solon and asked my location so I told him I was posted up at my cigar shop on El Conde. An hour later E arrived and we brought two bottles of rum for the table as the party was on and poppin. A few of my boys stopped by and Mr E called a girl. An hour later Mr E girl arrived and they left.

Mr E hit me up asking if I want to hit Boca Chica in the morning. I know plans change quickly with E so I told him to call me in the morning and we will see. At 11 pm I call him to see what's up and E is on El code at the new empanada spot eating. He said he was waiting on a girl to show up after going home to change clothes and we was going to Boca chica. I asked if she had a friend thinking Mr E would vet her by seeing a photo or something, but nope that didn't happen. I smell some bullshit coming LOL.

E had a medical issue so I took him to WellVet for quick treatment. While sitting in the waiting room waiting for Mr E, two girls walk in. At first I paid no attention to them but then I noticed one of the girls was the same girl E was waiting for that I saw yesterday. So that must mean the other girl was for me. I though she was security or a body guard for the girl. She looked like a wrestling coach. Her gut was bigger than her breasts. Her shoulders were built like a linebacker. That damn Mr E done dropped me in a bag of tricks. Oh well, I'm going to make the best of it and buy her a fish at least. So off we go to the beach.

We hit playa Maximo, the west end of Boca Chica beach. Before we sit down I say to Mr E to ask for the price and the menu which E did. He complained about the prices being high but I told him I get the fish for 500 pesos with salad and fries. I order a fish for me and Miss Dick Butkus the linebacker. For some reason Mr E let's the girl order octopus, she said it was her birthday. I have never had octopus in my life how is this bario girl now ordering it? Mr E also ordered a pina colada and a fancy drink for the girl.

My bill comes and it's 1100 pesos for 2 fish and 2 waters. Mr E bill comes and it's 2800 pesos and E went off. He told the man to itemize the bill: 1200 pesos for octopus, 450 for each drink and his fish. Mr E is bitching and complaining and blaming me for not getting a discount for him. I explained the discount is for the fish probably not the octopus. E said the waiter said he would give E a discount but the Boca chica hustle was in effect and if you don't have everything understood upfront, they will get you. At least now you know not to order octopus stick with the fish LOL.

Well the linebacker hasn't said two words since we first sat down and I'm not really trying to talk much to her. I'm hopping E ain't going to go walk around BC because I ain't going to be seen with this trick.

Well the girls live in the bario villa Mella. I know how this is going to end up, Mr E getting lost in the bario as he tries to figure out the GPS.

We were in deep enemy territory as I'm hoping we could drop the girls off before sunset and exit. Well the girl with E said she had to pickup her kids. So here we are, two gringos waiting in the bario at almost sunset. I go take a piss and stop in a clothing store while we wait. We drop the girls and kids off and the GPS is taking us in circles as we try to get out the maze. We finally made it to Zona colonial and hit the empanada spot.

[Mr Enternational]

Quick question on those who had stayed in AIRBNBs while in Santo Domingo. Is the cost that is stated on the website is what you paid for or did maybe you got hit with unexpected fees. I keep hearing horror stories about stays in AIRBNBs that people got hit with excessive fees after the check out. I mean once they got your credit card then they can add fees after you check out. Thanks for the info.

I have never paid anything after checkout. Maybe those people broke something or left the place in disrepair. I leave a place just like I found it. All that has to be done is the bathroom and floors cleaned and the sheets changed. Hell, old girl even made the bed up before I checked out the other day. And the apartment person does not have your credit card, airbnb does.

Good to read the fine print though, or the big print for that matter. I stayed in one in Peru a few months back not realizing checkout was 8 am. I was up getting ready to leave anyway and received a message from the owner at 7:45 saying it is time to get the hell out. Who expects to be checking out at 8 am?

[ThatGuy101]

So I booked an air be&be in Santo Domingo after 30 ish hours I decided to leave.

1st reason when I was got to the air be&be I couldn't fill in the passcode to the door to get in and the guy next door looked drunk or just hella weird came up to my door started speaking pensive Spanish to me couldn't figure out what he was saying than was staying behind me while I tried to get into my air&be was scared he knew my code.

(p. S) no safe in it but it was in a good area over 1400 $ Talked them down from 1800 $ you can ask them for a special offer.

2nd reason was no safe for my passport and my money or credit cards wasn't worth the risk to lose all that especially when you know a guy was watching you trying to get into your place and you couldn't get rid of him.

So line a day half later I texted my host I don't want to stay here cause I don't feel safe cause the dude next door watched me type in password and they were out of town for the long holiday weekend prob couldn't change it for few days and didn't want to go out to just have my shit raided she had no problem I had to pay for one extra night demand by air be&be which was cool so I'm out 100 ish dollar instead of all my cash passport and credit cards.

She had no problem with me canceling like a day into my trip when she was expected to me make 1400 $ and left me a great review I did leave the place clean and did take some videos of the place in case she tried to say different but that was never needed.

One problem I did have was when I came back after dinner at restaurant around 8 pm I was catching everyone eyes walking in the middle of Santo Domingo during sun down even people across were staring me down and when I got to my air be&be the Apartment front door was locked and the guard was doing rounds so I had to stand outside until he was back which wasn't to fun when you can feel the tension on you.

[Jinks]

Quick question on those who had stayed in AIRBNBs while in Santo Domingo. Is the cost that is stated on the website is what you paid for or did maybe you got hit with unexpected fees. I keep hearing horror stories about stays in AIRBNBs that people got hit with excessive fees after the check out. I mean once they got your credit card then they can add fees after you check out. Thanks for the info.

[Mr Enternational]

Going to bless Old Kool's new thread with part of my report.

1 day before going to Santo Domingo I started talking to this chick on Cupid on the 25th. I acted like I was already in Gascue. She said that she works in Gascue and told me to pick her up from work at 4 pm on the 26th. I landed in Punta Cana at 1 pm and was going to have plenty of time to make it to Gascuse by 4. Or so I thought!

Went to Budget with my $210 reservation. Why this mf tell me the price would be $321? Talking about taxes. I said first of all taxes are clearly included in this. And if it was not where is anybody paying $111 taxes to rent a car for 3 days? We went back and forth and I showed my ass in front of a line that had formed behind me. He finally did whatever and made the price $221. I said okay but I will let them hear about this when I get to Santo Domingo. I signed the paper, but wrote a note next to it that I did not agree with that price being different from my reservation. He took that paper away and printed out another one saying I could not write anything on it. I said fuck that then. Cancel the reservation. And what is your name? I have been renting cars there for too many years and there always seems to be some bullshit.

So I went across to Nelly. I am no fool. I know how these Dominican car rental franchises are so I make reservations at both places. I told the girl I am here for my car. Now her ass tries the same bullshit. Tells me $345 for 3 days. How when this reservation says $219 bih? She said taxes. I blew the fuck up. You better fix that shit because right here at the bottom of this reservation it says ITBIS $28.19. And ITBIS is what bih? Damn right. The taxes! She finally made it right and told me to wait outside for her to bring the car from the back.

Why was I waiting out there like 30 minutes for her to bring the car? I am telling you. Then she brought the mf and the radio was not worth a shit. Knob was off and I could not hook my tablet and phone up to it like I usually do because the selector would not go to Aux. So off I went anyway.

Drove past Higuey flying. Dude I have never seen so many speed traps in DR before. The government is really trying to rake in some money. Then one pair of cops finally clocked me. The one with the radar gun tried to flag me over but I acted like I didn't see him. A few KMs down the road some other dudes clocked me but they jumped out in the highway to stop me. So it was either stop or run them over. I pulled over.

I know how to handle these guys. They started speaking to me in Spanish but I looked confused as shit and only spoke English to them. I could make out the sergeant saying to give him my license. So I gave my Thailand license as usual. That really throws their ass off. He could not figure it so he asked for my passport. I had to get out and get it out of the trunk. I gave it to him but I kept speaking in English and not understanding what he was saying in Spanish. Then this mf broke out the google translator app on his phone. Got damn! After all these years of fucking with these Dominican cops my ways have been ruined by a cell phone app.

So he was saying that I was going 118 in a 100. I played dumb and said I didn't see any signs. He said there is a sign every 2 km from the toll booth. He asked where I was going and I said I was going to the airport in Santo Domingo. He said oh you are leaving? I said yeah I am in a hurry to catch this flight. He said okay man. It is cool. But could you just give me a little something to get something to eat. I thought damn I got 750 pesos in the car and can not remember if there is another toll booth ahead and how much it costs. So I said yeah man I got you. I went back in the car and got 200 pesos out and gave it to him. 100 for each guy. They act like they had won the lotto. They gave my documents back and dapped me up and told me to have a good flight.

My first time paying off some Dominican cops! I have seen dudes talk about giving them 1000 and more pesos. Damn that shit. Start low. They are happy to get anything. Wish I would have thought to take a picture with those guys.

Now I am for sure going to be late picking old girl up. It was 4 pm when I reached Boca Chica. I video called her while driving saying I would be an hour late. She said okay. She would just wait at work. Then when I finally got downtown there was so much traffic that the GPS was saying it would be another 30 minutes to her job. I sent her a message and she was fine. So I finally got her. A midget Cardi be with some big ass titties!

I asked what she wanted to do and she didn't know. So right to the Airbnb we went. It was just down the street from her job. We sat on the couch and she tried fucking with the music on the TV. We were talking about her titties and she said she was going to get a reduction because sometimes her side hurts. I said no hell you are not. Then I invited her for a treat in the bedroom. I brought out my Merach mini massager. I know how Old Kool likes to give them hoes massages so this is the perfect tool to make his life easier. Can be bought on Amazon. She said and who is going to do this when you are not here? I said in the words of Keith Sweat, "Nobody!" After a few minutes of that massager we were fucking BB.

We stayed in the bed until 9 pm. Then we got up and went to get something to eat. She didn't know where to go so I pulled up to my favorite spot on El Conde that Old Kool turned me on to. Grand's. I got my usual wings and she got some shrimp stuff. They had a new rib sandwich on the menu but I was not going to let my eyes overload my ass. We looked for somewhere to get some drinks and ended up at d'Luis on the malecon. 700 damn pesos for 2 pina coladas.

We went back to the Airbnb and she ended up spending the night because she did not have to work the next day due to a doctors appointment her daughter had in the afternoon. So yes it was that easy to get a normal Dominican chick that works a normal job and is not a hooker pro semi-pro or whatever other kind of fancy names you care to give them. And to top this shit off I don't even know this chick's name!

*I tried to post this in Old Kool's new thread, but for some reason I have not been able to upload anything there so I posted it here instead.

[DSam1]

Before leaving I sipped on a mid-morning hot coffee at Pacos Grande. Their dixie cups small coffee is nice way to use up those pesky small pesos coins.

I'm holding a four-wheel roller carry-on. I learned the hard way not to check in luggage, better to have options when airline travel logistics go wrong. I take a short brisk walk to the sweet masaje joint around the corner from Pacos. I was lugging the roller suitcase like a tourist.

The masaje place opens at noon and the first chica shows up on time at noon. She is a light skin cutie from villa mella that knows her job well. I store the luggage in the unused masage room, and grab a quick shower. The chica does the same. We go into the room. I find a chair to sit comfortably. I don't like using massage tables. She smells fresh, she drops her towel to show off her attractive body, manacita drops to her knees, parts my legs, and starts slurping away while massaging the boys.

I'm located very near El Conde and would like to know the name of this "massage" place or similar places not too far off. I get that it's by Grand Pacos, but does the place have a name, is their a specific characteristic or awning that makes it stand out? Inquiring "members" would like to know. Thanks.

[Cestme]

Into you huh? They saw newbie written all over your face. All 10 were working girls. You just have not realized it yet. Tell them you are there and ready to see them and you will get a reply saying to send $100 so they can get dolled up for you. Don't send the $100 and they will not come. I am not sure what happens if you send the $100. Never been fool enough to do that.

Love this, Enternational; only a seasoned pro in this hobby with expanded DR experience, can put it so succinctly as you did here.

[TheBarbarian]

And just how do you plan on getting those lazy broads to come in the morning? One thing you don't see much of in these Dominican Republic threads is she stayed the entire night.

Truthfully, I'm not that pressed.

If one shows at or before 10 am, great. If not, I'm pretty happy with a morning workout and a great breakfast. I'll do a little sightseeing after that. For me, something at 10 ish, around 3-4 pm and another at 10 pm (if I have the energy) is good. If it's two chicas per day, then its two.

Regardless, I'm going to enjoy myself seeing the city, doing my normal routine, and adding chicas to the mix.

[Mr Enternational]

I intend to see three chicas a day. Morning, noon and night. Mainly short visits but if the performance is top notch, I could do an overnight.

And just how do you plan on getting those lazy broads to come in the morning? One thing you don't see much of in these Domincan Republic threads is she stayed the entire night.

[Tacoma101]

Long time lurker first time poster. Want to try getting Facebook chicas but don't know how to start. Can some one point me in real obvious direction.

PM me and I will help get you started.

[TheBarbarian]

I'm planning a visit to DR early November.

My preference for chicas is broad. I like them tall or short. Slim, curvy, athletic, busty, and a combination of, just not fat or sloppy.

I really don't have a preference of if they are dark, brown or fair skin. I do prefer a natural ass. I'm selective if it's enhanced. No issues with man made boobs.

At the moment, I'm looking at returning to Embassy Suites. That's priced at roughly $130 a night so if I choose other wise, $150 and below for 3 nights is my lodging budget.

I intend to see three chicas a day. Morning, noon and night. Mainly short visits but if the performance is top notch, I could do an overnight.

My itinerary will consist of:

- Working out.

- Eating.

- Fucking.

- Sight seeing and exploring.

I speak enough Spanish to introduce myself, ask simple questions and respond, from there, using Google translate.

Budget is a non issue. Not looking to overpay but wiling to pay for what I'll get in line with the SD hobby rates.

Question are directed to SubCmdr but not limited to just him as I'm open to here all.

[SubCmdr]

Hi everyone,

So ill be traveling to DR in a few months and wanted to get some tips and recommendations. Ill be staying there for about 4 days. This will be my first mongering trip. I got a few questions.

1. how much cash should I expect spend? Tbh my main goal for the trip was to sleep with chicks, go to the beach, sleep in a nice hotel and eat some good food.

2. any hotel recommendations?

3. since ill be there for a 5 days are taxis affordable or should I try and rent a car??

I will address your questions when you give more detail. Have you extensively have you read the threads on the different location in the forum? Lots of good information that you can find if you do not mind filtering through the nonsense. Where are you planning to stay? What type of chicas do you like? What is your style of living? What is your level of Spanish speaking ability? How much are you willing to spend on a hotel each night? How much fucking to you plan to do? Short time or overnights? What is your over all budget? Are you here for four (4) or five (5) days?

You got to come correct up in here if you want any help.

[Fugitora]

Hi everyone,

So ill be traveling to DR in a few months and wanted to get some tips and recommendations. Ill be staying there for about 4 days. This will be my first mongering trip. I got a few questions.

1. how much cash should I expect spend? Tbh my main goal for the trip was to sleep with chicks, go to the beach, sleep in a nice hotel and eat some good food.

2. any hotel recommendations?

3. since ill be there for a 5 days are taxis affordable or should I try and rent a car??

[Laguy323]

Long time lurker first time poster. Want to try getting Facebook chicas but don't know how to start. Can some one point me in real obvious direction.

[Phoenix68]

I had enjoyed my past visits to DR. I have seen both the south and north coasts. This had been my first trip back since the VID. Santo Domingo seems to be getting by, but I remember a more vibrant experience last time. Many vendors are out and the scammers are still in full force. I had a few dates setup. The sister of a woman I had been with a few years ago. A 24 year old Dominican beauty who I was able to hang out with and get some food, but she was also down to drink and hand out in the air bnb. Was basically unlimited pops and I could take my time with anything I wanted. BBBJ but all FS was covered.

Next day a Santiago lady I had come down to Santo Domingo. We had had a spicy night a few years back in a hotel in Santiago. I thought we had good chemistry. Every once in a while over the last few years, I'd throw her a message just to keep her in my orbit. The first night we got back together, we were just pretty much non stop going at it, but I quickly lost interest in her. The next day, we fooled around a little, but I don't know something about her personality was turning me off. Some of these Dominican chicks are hot when you give them a quick look on the street, but sometimes you get a look under the hood and things are looking a little rough. She stayed with me about 36 hours and by the time she left in the morning, I was nearly throwing her out the door. Didn't even want to waste a nut on her.

I also tried a skokka escort. I would say skokka could work in a pinch, but there are plenty of other better options on the city that are more easily verifiable. Not to say you can't get lucky on this site, but the two times I've used it, I've been pretty disappointed with the quality. Overall, just sketchy and make sure you come to a concrete agreement about the price before they come by because they could pull some shit. BEWARE. The escort I had was okay, but definitely a little on the fatter, uglier side than the pics she had. I smashed from behind, all good. But she was just smelly and ghetto.

Tried a massage place off el Conde. Got a little BBBJ but negotiations were a little aggressive and forced. Chica was a stone cold fox, but had a smelly ass. Overall, a lot of girls have problems with simple hygiene here. Don't walk in to one of those massage with more than any money you expect to part ways with. And any money you had over before you come to a clear negotiation, consider that money gone forever. It will cost you more to get it back than just giving it up.

I'd focus on a real escort or Tinder / Dominican cupid.