Santo Domingo

[OldKool]

100 peso $2. 50 for a blow job from a 18 year old hottie. That is so cheap it would make me suspicious. LOL It has to be true you can not make something so wild.

Yes, I was totally shocked that the SW wouldn't give me the customer service hotline to corporate so I could ask for vouchers for future BJs. Utterly shocked by the low level of consumer care. Do you know who I can talk to about this? The Dominican BBBBBBJ? (better business bureau for, you know.)

Ok perhaps I should rephrase: she didn't just do "nothing"; she did "something". Is that clear now?

[Parkinsons]

Well, either she did unzip his jeans and get "all over junior" or she didn't. Which is it?

100 pesos may seem like a lot of money to the original poster, but it probably didn't see like much to her. A small can of baby formula costs more than 300 pesos.

Prostitutes in the DR are not like employees of a franchise business in the US. People just forget this, and then they are taken by surprise when they find that they can't just call the manager and get their money back.

Yes, I was totally shocked that the SW wouldn't give me the customer service hotline to corporate so I could ask for vouchers for future BJs. Utterly shocked by the low level of consumer care. Do you know who I can talk to about this? The Dominican BBBBBBJ? (better business bureau for, you know.)

Ok perhaps I should rephrase: she didn't just do "nothing"; she did "something". Is that clear now?

[OldKool]

Jao is a great guy but is a bit sensitive. He dishes out and takes a lot of crap. He is the most knowledgeable guy on the site. His contributions are the very best and he a decent caring person. I do not always agree with him but I always respect him.

He turned into a Princzz.

[Mr Enternational]

maybe it's just me, but when i'm in a foreign country possibly breaking a law or at least giving the appearance of doing so (statutory [CodeWord123]) , i wouldn't quibble at having to pay a paltry sum extra. at first 100 pesos and then $20. was it worth it?

you are right. in addition, if she had already been all over junior then the law was already broken. if he would have just got finished off instead of getting spooked then it would have been water under the bridge. but of course hindsight is 20/20. what he did was like robbing a bank but not leaving with the money. they are going to lock you up anyway.

[Frannie]

By the way, what ever happened to Jao? He was posting in here at an almost unprecedented rate and then it just stopped?

He turned into a Princzz.

[Frannie]

. She already unzipped my jeans and was all over junior.

Immediately she turned COMPLETELY NASTY and said she WANTED 200 PESOS! I was like, WTF, you didn't even do anything; I'm nice enough to offer the original 100.

Well, either she did unzip his jeans and get "all over junior" or she didn't. Which is it?

100 pesos may seem like a lot of money to the original poster, but it probably didn't see like much to her. A small can of baby formula costs more than 300 pesos.

Prostitutes in the DR are not like employees of a franchise business in the US. People just forget this, and then they are taken by surprise when they find that they can't just call the manager and get their money back.

[Frannie]

So I circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking SW. She sold me on a BJ for 100 pesos and I quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder.

When something seems too be good to be true, then it probably is.

100 pesos is the equivalent of US $2. 50. If a young woman is offering a sex act for that price, which is absurdly low, to a tourist in a rental car, she probably hopes to supplement that by picking the pocket of the john during the sex act, or stealing something of value. No wonder she was pissed off at the offer of 100 pesos for a partial blow job.

When it all went shit-faced, I would have given her the $20 and put the whole thing down to experience

[Alex Deuce]

age withstanding, the fact that you baulked on 200dop $5. really? pride commeth before the fall. i guess the conversion rate stuck in your head.

lets see, jail for 2. 50? i'm surprised the soldier didn't call you in for stupid.

so i had a 5 day / 4 night trip to the dr. i'm going to start off writing about the day of departure, my last day. in a weird memento sort of way. well, checked out of the hotel in juan dolio in the morning and heaeded to san pedro de macoris to drop off my cupid chica (2nd of two cupid chicas, more on that later) in my rental car. on the way out of san pedro, i drove past a couple of sw on the side of the highway. then in a flash i remembered jao mentioned getting the cheapest bj in his life at around the same spot. (yes, jao i hold you solely responsible for what happened in the following. you are the pied piper leading us newbie lemmings off a cliff; you and your "santo domingo is so easy for newbies".)

so i circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking sw. she sold me on a bj for 100 pesos and i quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder. honestly, it happened so quickly i barely had a chance to take a good look at her, she already unzipped my jeans and was all over junior. then i noticed that she looked kind of young, and asked how old she was. she told me 18. i was thinking oh shit. 18 is probably more like 16. i stopped her right there and said,"no mas, i'll just drive you back and give you the 100 pesos."

immediately she turned completely nasty and said she wanted 200 pesos! i was like, wtf, you didn't even do anything; i'm nice enough to offer the original 100. in retrospect, i think she smelled fear on my part and since she is truly ****d, she just totally capitalized and pounced on that. i drove back to the front of a shell gas station not far from where i picked her up and told her to get out, giving her whatever loose change i had in the console. about 145 pesos or so. she freakin' wouldn't budge! i didn't want to push her out and i wasn't going to get out of the car, to go around and pull her out. so then i looked in my wallet for more pesos, and found none. big mistake. scumbag ho saw my andrew jackson and now demanded us$20!

i saw a dominican soldier dressed in army fatigue standing at the gas station, so i yelled at him for help. he was telling the sw to get out and leave me alone, i handed him the loose change so he could give it to her. after some more shouting back and forth, finally she got out. i was relieved and drove off. about 20 yards. then i noticed my digital camera that was sitting in the console was gone! i slammed the car in reverse and yelled "she stole my camera! she stole my camera!" sure enough, she had it in her hand and was holding it hostage for a us$20 ransom! the soldier saw that and he pulled out his gun, ordering her to give it back to me. well. he could order but he is not law enforcement, there was no bite to his order and the scumbag ho knew that. by now a crowd has gathered, yelling at her to give back my camera but she just wouldn't freakin' budge! the soldier then pushed her into my car and he got in as well and said "let's go to the police." although my flight wouldn't leave for a few more hours, there was no way i spent that time a the police station and ran the risk of her being truly ****d. as much as i absolutely hate, despise, abhor, to give in, nonetheless i felt so defeated i had no other choice but to buy my way out of this fucking mess for us$20. did the exchange, wiped the tears off my eyes and drove away us$20 lower in net worth.

what was supposed to be the cheapeset bj ever turned out to be neither. i can laugh about it now; i keep saying to myself, more tuition for another lesson learned. well, because on this trip, i paid for a few other lessons as well. to be continued.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

damn thanks for the honest story bro. comes with the territory, we all have stories where we felt victimized. i always try to expect the unexpected and try not look at the international world through first world tinted lends.

for me i'm usually very suspicious of chicas i see on the side of the road. i have only picked up a few sw, when and if things went south i remained calm and have been able to talk some sense into them.

peace.

bbl

so i had a 5 day / 4 night trip to the dr. i'm going to start off writing about the day of departure, my last day. in a weird memento sort of way. well, checked out of the hotel in juan dolio in the morning and heaeded to san pedro de macoris to drop off my cupid chica (2nd of two cupid chicas, more on that later) in my rental car. on the way out of san pedro, i drove past a couple of sw on the side of the highway. then in a flash i remembered jao mentioned getting the cheapest bj in his life at around the same spot. (yes, jao i hold you solely responsible for what happened in the following. you are the pied piper leading us newbie lemmings off a cliff; you and your "santo domingo is so easy for newbies".)

so i circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking sw. she sold me on a bj for 100 pesos and i quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder. honestly, it happened so quickly i barely had a chance to take a good look at her, she already unzipped my jeans and was all over junior. then i noticed that she looked kind of young, and asked how old she was. she told me 18. i was thinking oh shit. 18 is probably more like 16. i stopped her right there and said,"no mas, i'll just drive you back and give you the 100 pesos."

immediately she turned completely nasty and said she wanted 200 pesos! i was like, wtf, you didn't even do anything; i'm nice enough to offer the original 100. in retrospect, i think she smelled fear on my part and since she is truly ****d, she just totally capitalized and pounced on that. i drove back to the front of a shell gas station not far from where i picked her up and told her to get out, giving her whatever loose change i had in the console. about 145 pesos or so. she freakin' wouldn't budge! i didn't want to push her out and i wasn't going to get out of the car, to go around and pull her out. so then i looked in my wallet for more pesos, and found none. big mistake. scumbag ho saw my andrew jackson and now demanded us$20!

i saw a dominican soldier dressed in army fatigue standing at the gas station, so i yelled at him for help. he was telling the sw to get out and leave me alone, i handed him the loose change so he could give it to her. after some more shouting back and forth, finally she got out. i was relieved and drove off. about 20 yards. then i noticed my digital camera that was sitting in the console was gone! i slammed the car in reverse and yelled "she stole my camera! she stole my camera!" sure enough, she had it in her hand and was holding it hostage for a us$20 ransom! the soldier saw that and he pulled out his gun, ordering her to give it back to me. well. he could order but he is not law enforcement, there was no bite to his order and the scumbag ho knew that. by now a crowd has gathered, yelling at her to give back my camera but she just wouldn't freakin' budge! the soldier then pushed her into my car and he got in as well and said "let's go to the police." although my flight wouldn't leave for a few more hours, there was no way i spent that time a the police station and ran the risk of her being truly ****d. as much as i absolutely hate, despise, abhor, to give in, nonetheless i felt so defeated i had no other choice but to buy my way out of this fucking mess for us$20. did the exchange, wiped the tears off my eyes and drove away us$20 lower in net worth.

what was supposed to be the cheapeset bj ever turned out to be neither. i can laugh about it now; i keep saying to myself, more tuition for another lesson learned. well, because on this trip, i paid for a few other lessons as well. to be continued.

[Jooks]

maybe it's just me, but when i'm in a foreign country possibly breaking a law or at least giving the appearance of doing so (statutory [CodeWord123]) , i wouldn't quibble at having to pay a paltry sum extra. at first 100 pesos and then $20. was it worth it?

so i had a 5 day / 4 night trip to the dr. i'm going to start off writing about the day of departure, my last day. in a weird memento sort of way. well, checked out of the hotel in juan dolio in the morning and heaeded to san pedro de macoris to drop off my cupid chica (2nd of two cupid chicas, more on that later) in my rental car. on the way out of san pedro, i drove past a couple of sw on the side of the highway. then in a flash i remembered jao mentioned getting the cheapest bj in his life at around the same spot. (yes, jao i hold you solely responsible for what happened in the following. you are the pied piper leading us newbie lemmings off a cliff; you and your "santo domingo is so easy for newbies".)

so i circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking sw. she sold me on a bj for 100 pesos and i quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder. honestly, it happened so quickly i barely had a chance to take a good look at her, she already unzipped my jeans and was all over junior. then i noticed that she looked kind of young, and asked how old she was. she told me 18. i was thinking oh shit. 18 is probably more like 16. i stopped her right there and said,"no mas, i'll just drive you back and give you the 100 pesos."

immediately she turned completely nasty and said she wanted 200 pesos! i was like, wtf, you didn't even do anything; i'm nice enough to offer the original 100. in retrospect, i think she smelled fear on my part and since she is truly ****d, she just totally capitalized and pounced on that. i drove back to the front of a shell gas station not far from where i picked her up and told her to get out, giving her whatever loose change i had in the console. about 145 pesos or so. she freakin' wouldn't budge! i didn't want to push her out and i wasn't going to get out of the car, to go around and pull her out. so then i looked in my wallet for more pesos, and found none. big mistake. scumbag ho saw my andrew jackson and now demanded us$20!

i saw a dominican soldier dressed in army fatigue standing at the gas station, so i yelled at him for help. he was telling the sw to get out and leave me alone, i handed him the loose change so he could give it to her. after some more shouting back and forth, finally she got out. i was relieved and drove off. about 20 yards. then i noticed my digital camera that was sitting in the console was gone! i slammed the car in reverse and yelled "she stole my camera! she stole my camera!" sure enough, she had it in her hand and was holding it hostage for a us$20 ransom! the soldier saw that and he pulled out his gun, ordering her to give it back to me. well. he could order but he is not law enforcement, there was no bite to his order and the scumbag ho knew that. by now a crowd has gathered, yelling at her to give back my camera but she just wouldn't freakin' budge! the soldier then pushed her into my car and he got in as well and said "let's go to the police." although my flight wouldn't leave for a few more hours, there was no way i spent that time a the police station and ran the risk of her being truly ****d. as much as i absolutely hate, despise, abhor, to give in, nonetheless i felt so defeated i had no other choice but to buy my way out of this fucking mess for us$20. did the exchange, wiped the tears off my eyes and drove away us$20 lower in net worth.

what was supposed to be the cheapeset bj ever turned out to be neither. i can laugh about it now; i keep saying to myself, more tuition for another lesson learned. well, because on this trip, i paid for a few other lessons as well. to be continued.

[Orgasmico]

Immediately she turned COMPLETELY NASTY and said she WANTED 200 PESOS!

Kudos for having the balls to share such a f'ed up experience. If that was the worst thing that happened, I definitely wouldn't sweat it.

By the way, what ever happened to Jao? He was posting in here at an almost unprecedented rate and then it just stopped?

[Mr Enternational]

That is some funny shit man. Looks like you should read more reports than just Jao's. I dropped my SW off at that same Shell after a job well done. And I remember specifically saying that when I originally saw her, as I turned the car around to get her, I CHICA PROOFED THE CAR. Meaning I put my cell phone and my camera and wallet away and only kept out the maximum amount that I would give her and my ipod, which is connected to the car radio playing music, so I would know if that turned up missing because the music would no longer be playing.

[Mr Gogo]

The military has not had control of casas since Fernandez.

I agree. I know more about the SD casas than I can ever tell. GBP was set up for Dominicans, not gringos. The casas contribute more than their fair share. The casas aren't going anywhere for now. But as Gasque grows as a gringo retirement spot, maybe the casas might relocate.

[OldKool]

You would be surprised how proud the DR SWs are, They feel sex is a fair quid pro quo. Bet she thought you were no longer attracted to her. You have more balls then me. Picking up a girl that quick is never a safe thing. Looking forward to your reports.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons; 1423003]So I had a 5 day / 4 night trip to the DR. I'm going to start off writing about the day of departure, my last day. In a weird Memento sort of way. Well, checked out of the hotel in Juan Dolio in the morning and heaeded to San Pedro de Macoris to drop off my cupid chica (2nd of two cupid chicas, more on that later) in my rental car. On the way out of San Pedro, I drove past a couple of SW on the side of the highway. Then in a flash I remembered Jao mentioned getting the cheapest BJ in his life at around the same spot. (Yes, Jao I hold you solely responsible for what happened in the following. You are the pied piper leading us newbie lemmings off a cliff; you and your "Santo Domingo is so easy for newbies".)

So I circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking SW. She sold me on a BJ for 100 pesos and I quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder. H

[Parkinsons]

so i had a 5 day / 4 night trip to the dr. i'm going to start off writing about the day of departure, my last day. in a weird memento sort of way. well, checked out of the hotel in juan dolio in the morning and heaeded to san pedro de macoris to drop off my cupid chica (2nd of two cupid chicas, more on that later) in my rental car. on the way out of san pedro, i drove past a couple of sw on the side of the highway. then in a flash i remembered jao mentioned getting the cheapest bj in his life at around the same spot. (yes, jao i hold you solely responsible for what happened in the following. you are the pied piper leading us newbie lemmings off a cliff; you and your "santo domingo is so easy for newbies".)

so i circled back in my rental car and picked up this not too bad looking sw. she sold me on a bj for 100 pesos and i quickly drove forward to a spot under an overpass and off on the shoulder. honestly, it happened so quickly i barely had a chance to take a good look at her, she already unzipped my jeans and was all over junior. then i noticed that she looked kind of young, and asked how old she was. she told me 18. i was thinking oh shit. 18 is probably more like 16. i stopped her right there and said,"no mas, i'll just drive you back and give you the 100 pesos."

immediately she turned completely nasty and said she wanted 200 pesos! i was like, wtf, you didn't even do anything; i'm nice enough to offer the original 100. in retrospect, i think she smelled fear on my part and since she is truly ****d, she just totally capitalized and pounced on that. i drove back to the front of a shell gas station not far from where i picked her up and told her to get out, giving her whatever loose change i had in the console. about 145 pesos or so. she freakin' wouldn't budge! i didn't want to push her out and i wasn't going to get out of the car, to go around and pull her out. so then i looked in my wallet for more pesos, and found none. big mistake. scumbag ho saw my andrew jackson and now demanded us$20!

i saw a dominican soldier dressed in army fatigue standing at the gas station, so i yelled at him for help. he was telling the sw to get out and leave me alone, i handed him the loose change so he could give it to her. after some more shouting back and forth, finally she got out. i was relieved and drove off. about 20 yards. then i noticed my digital camera that was sitting in the console was gone! i slammed the car in reverse and yelled "she stole my camera! she stole my camera!" sure enough, she had it in her hand and was holding it hostage for a us$20 ransom! the soldier saw that and he pulled out his gun, ordering her to give it back to me. well. he could order but he is not law enforcement, there was no bite to his order and the scumbag ho knew that. by now a crowd has gathered, yelling at her to give back my camera but she just wouldn't freakin' budge! the soldier then pushed her into my car and he got in as well and said "let's go to the police." although my flight wouldn't leave for a few more hours, there was no way i spent that time a the police station and ran the risk of her being truly ****d. as much as i absolutely hate, despise, abhor, to give in, nonetheless i felt so defeated i had no other choice but to buy my way out of this fucking mess for us$20. did the exchange, wiped the tears off my eyes and drove away us$20 lower in net worth.

what was supposed to be the cheapeset bj ever turned out to be neither. i can laugh about it now; i keep saying to myself, more tuition for another lesson learned. well, because on this trip, i paid for a few other lessons as well. to be continued.