Hong Kong Club Reports

[ScottHall]

The classic mesero move is to jack your change when they think you're distracted by having a hot chick on your lap kissing on you. Or if they think you're drunk. I refuse to buy drinks from the crooked meseros. I'd rather buy from the bar and give those tips to the girls dancing that deserve it.

[SocratesNY]

I had initially booked back to back weekend trips to Tijuana due to great airfare and hotel rates and decided that if I get a good time the first weekend, I'll return. As I had a great time on Day 2 of my last trip, I returned last weekend.

I had an even better time during this second trip. I won't give a nightly report like last time as I might be repeating myself. Instead I'll state some additional observations I made on the second time around.

1). Fichas are amazing. They are great for determining if you and the chica has chemistry and is a good indication if she'll be a starfish, mechanical, a sensual GFE or a beast in the sheets. One ficha is rarely enough, but you can get a good sense after two or three. Use that time to break the ice, chat her up, feel up the goods to see if they are real, firm, smooth, etc. And to negotiate service. If you do not intend to arriba or is resting up after just doing one, fichas are still great way to past the time and enjoy yourself in the club. For $30-40 per hour, you can chill with, grope, dance with, grind with, make out with, and even suck or finger a hot chica! For that amount will get you only get 3-7 minutes of lap dances in the US and they might be air dances!

2). HK girls aren't just about 30 min non-GFE suck and fuck. A few probably only provide that service as they are a) hot / cute / pretty enough, 2) in enough demand that they can get away with mediocre service and not worry or care about repeat customers (That blue haired, glasses wearing, cute spinner named Frieda comes to mind) or C) just has a line they won't cross for their own reasoning.

I've found that if you take the time to break the ice over multiple fichas, have some game and / or average to decent looking and isn't a cheapskate, you can get GFE service from most of the girls for $100 rate. I got 5 chicas over my last 3 nights in HK, that claimed initially that they don't do BBBJ, to provide GFE after a few fichas. I turned on the charm and negotiated services and made it known that arriba isn't possible without DFK and BBBJ.

It just take patience and some game and maybe the right girl (or more likely NOT the WRONG girl), as most of the chicas I bought fichas for the last 3 nights accepted $100 and the promise of a possible tip or more fichas if they rocked my world with GFE service. They all earned their $20 tip and / or more fichas. I also didn't sacrifice on looks. They were all in the 8. 5 to 9. 5 in looks for my taste. A couple of the chicas even seem to be down for more then regular GFE. I don't plan to say who I was with so don't bother asking, even over PM. As everything is YMMV and my tastes might not fit yours.

The only disappointments were the 2 arribas in the first night. When I only bought them 1 ficha each. And took them up to arriba even though there were no chemistry. Just cause they were hot. I chalk it up to 1st night eagerness and listening to the little head syndrome.

3). Get the VIP card. The free drinks, discount on rooms, food and extra time for ST rooms get you your money back after 1-2 nights at HK.

4). Uber is amazingly cheap in Tijuana. I stayed at a 4-5 star hotel in Aviacion and uber between there and Zona Norte / border crossing was between $2-5 US.

5). The taco stand on Ninos Heros was very good. As was the 2 Brazilian steakhouses I went to.

6). Get Global Entry. My two crossings back to the US. Time from getting off taxi and cruising into the US. 8 minutes the first time. 5 minutes the second time. It was great seeing the folks on line (probably 1-2 hour long) looking at me with jealous eyes as I walked parallel to them to the front of the line. Flash my GE card and walked by them.

7). The private lap dances are meh. It's shorter than a ficha, and twice as expensive. I only got one as I had a 1/2 off coupon from VIP card so wanted to try it once. They took me to a cubicle behind some door in Miami area. I guess you can roam more with a shy girl that don't want to give too much mileage in public. Not sure why some girls refuse to do then. I presume they get same or more than a ficha. Maybe more guys finger them in there than in public or expect action in there. Shrug. Either way. My advice is to stick with fichas. More value, more time and just as much mileage with the right girl.

8). Even when you are taking care of your mesero, he can still try to cheat you. I had been at the table for 2-3 hours buying fichas for a hottie that I was getting great mileage from and alternating tipping $1 and $2 bills each drink / ficha, order of food, etc. Near the end of the night, I gave him $20 (and I stated what I gave him and have him acknowledge it by repeating it) for like the 7th or 8th fichas of the night. He brings the ficha and disappears. I'm like. Uh. WTF dude. Where's my change? 20 minutes later when the chica is ready for another ficha, my mesero is nowhere to be found. Other mesero asked if I wanted to buy her another round. I told them to find me my mesero and told them his number and name. They said they couldn't find him, so I told the new mesero to get the next ficha. At ficha number 10-11 for the night, my original mesero came back like nothing happened. And had with him some tequila. Said it was on the house. I told him he "forgot" to give me change for my last ficha and he claimed ignorance but said he'll bring the next ficha on the house. Since then, I pay them only in $5's and $10's, with a ton of singles to tip in case I buy food or a drink that cost $5.

9) if you are using ride sharing service to go from SAN to border and vice versa, check prices due both Lyft and Uber. The difference can be huge. On one trip, the difference was $50 between Uber and Lyft.

10). Props to Jinxx for his ride service from SAN to my hotel in Tijuana. We made pitstops on way down (ATM, pharmacy, etc.). He even waited for me to check in and then take me to HK. I saved so much time, which was important to me due to my night time arrival in SAN. The crossing into Tijuana by car is basically the same as a normal toll crossing. I didn't have to walk with my luggage across at night and swap from Ubers in between. I definitely wouldn't advise crossing back via car though (maybe if the person has SENTRI. But even then, there can be an hour plus wait). If you have global entry, much better to walk across back to the US.

11). It was great meeting Captain Solo, even if briefly, as he had to take his wingmen back home early due to work the next day. Very cool and generous guy. Wished we had more time to trade hobbying war stories.

12). Chicago was my first introduction to Tijuana over 20 years ago and I have fond memories of the place. It used to Rock. However, Chicago, Adelitas and Tropical can't hold a candle to HK now. It's like the Yankees vs. A AAA farm team or the Patriots vs. The Jets. I am sure you can find value and the diamond in the rough at the other places, but unless you are a local and / or regular visitor to Tijuana, just stick with HK.

13). There were quite a bit of 9s to 9.5s during my visit over 4 nights. I think the two hottest chicas I saw were at the beginning of my trip and at the end. After my last arriba and on my way down through reception at Cascadas, I saw a stunning brunette with the face of an angel and thin shapely legs that go on forever. Her robe couldn't hide her shapely assets and she was as close to a 10 as I've seen in TJ. A shame that I was done for the night or else I might have waited in the club for her to be done with her arriba.

[SocratesNY]

There was a time she was top 3 for me in porn stars. I still follow that little stoner on IG.

How much was the private porn making session? Part of me has wanted to try a porn star. Just not sure if the bang is worth the buck. Thinking it may end up being another trophey on the wall kind of thing.

The first time I shagged her was free. A favor she did for my friend who is a producer (more likely my friend paid her in some fashion). After that, we see each other a few more times when she visited NYC and I paid her $5-600 per session of 1. 5 to 2 hours. She wasn't a clock watcher. She did tell me she charges 1. 5 to 2 k via an agency.

If you hit it off with her, you'll have an amazing GFE and PSE time with her.

[Jackie888]

What is the incubation period for the coronavirus disease?

"Based on existing literature, the incubation period (the time from exposure to development of symptoms) of SARS-CoV-2 and other coronaviruses ranges from 214 days."

CDC recommends not to attend crowed indoor events, even after vaccinated. If you go to HK in the weekend and stay there for 3 or 4 hours.

How did you feel: got sick or felt fine, after getting back from HK 14 days later? This would like a real feedback of the people who actually attended HK.

Thank you.

Generally 2 to 3 days from contact with contamination is all that it takes before you feel it. The reason the CDC recommends that you not attend crowded indoor events it that the Covid may be airborne. Yeah, I got this from people I know with direct discussions with infectious specialists from official meetings. What the fuck is that? It means that a contaminated person enters an area like a room, he contaminates it by breathing into it for about half an hour. He leaves the room. There is no ventilation. You enter the room. If you remain in the room without protection for about 20 minutes, you are now contaminated. Oh fuck. Is the room forever contaminated? Of course not. Open the fucking windows. Even faster, put a fucking fan in the window and blow the contamination out. Outdoors, natural ventilation dissipates the contamination. Again, the Covid isn't the fucking cooties. You don't get it just from contact. It's about 20 minutes of contact.

If you are concern, wear a mask while you are in HK. It's okay. About half of the chicas wear it too. Yeah, they are healthy and strong. But they got family to think about. And those chicas will appreciate that you are wearing a mask too.

[Global00]

There was a lot of ass there. Every girl I was with had a nice ass but only one was natural.

Now that's the type of ass I'm lookin for! I was there at HK about a month ago and only spotted one the entire time and she was busy. Please tell me that Chica in the photo is not the only one.

[Scbb1]

What is the incubation period for the coronavirus disease?

"Based on existing literature, the incubation period (the time from exposure to development of symptoms) of SARS-CoV-2 and other coronaviruses ranges from 214 days."

CDC recommends not to attend crowed indoor events, even after vaccinated. If you go to HK in the weekend and stay there for 3 or 4 hours.

How did you feel: got sick or felt fine, after getting back from HK 14 days later? This would like a real feedback of the people who actually attended HK.

Thank you.

You only live once, if you live in fear then you have never lived. If you are reasonably good health, eat right and exercise, are relatively young and periodically visit a doctor and you get infected you will either get mild symptoms or none at all. Do not let the media put fear into you. You should be the one to care of your health, don't rely on the government or media to do it for you.

[Scbb1]

I park at the lot behind Jack-off-in-the-box at the San Ysidro. It's 8 bucks for 8 hours Mon-Thur, 12 bucks for 8 hours Fri-Sun; cash only.

Border Parking, close, convenient and safe.

https://www.borderparking.com/

[Markon]

I've read both have very high infection rates and yes. Mexico has inadequate testing so the infection rate is likely much higher than is being reported. About 6. 9% of the population has been vaccinated from what I've read.

Yep.

While death rates are likely reliable, infection rates are very likely wildly underreported in Mexico and in most other countries.

It's not credible that Mexico's infection rate is 5 times lower than the US. If anything it should be way higher due to their living conditions. The same problem happened in India. Government did not believe they had wide spread infection until it blew up and people started dying left and right.

[Captain Solo]

The big, chunky, old women in Chavelas are gone.

Chavelas has 2 dozen new girls at night, most are still wearing dresses. They would sit on their asses and wear their big masks, impossible to know whom you are dealing with. I asked a few last Thursday, they all started with $100 or 2,000 pesos. One would go down to 1,800 pesos which is not much of a discount.

Couple months ago I took 2 Chavelas girls for 1,000 pesos. They were not the prettiest but overall they were nice, clean, bodies in good shape. I am not about to spend $100 and find out the girls behind the masks are ugly and disgusting to me. Chavelas girls would DFK when most HK girls would not, a big plus to me.

HK girls are not going to hotel as much as 20% before CoVid. Looks like they want higher prices due to fear of CoVid.

Unless I find hot girls who excite me, I would not do it with just any girl and just skip it.

[Captain Solo]

Yep.

While death rates are likely reliable, infection rates are very likely wildly underreported in Mexico and in most other countries.

It's not credible that Mexico's infection rate is 5 times lower than the US. If anything it should be way higher due to their living conditions. The same problem happened in India. Government did not believe they had wide spread infection until it blew up and people started dying left and right.

[Lakeside32]

Decided to do a quick run down to Tijuana while I'm on this side of the world. Booked one night stay at Cascadas for $65. Got to the border, parked in the parking complex across from the jack in the box (thanks to all the contributors). Crossed the border easily only one other person crossing at 11 pm. Took an Uber to the hotel, checked in and had to pay a $30 deposit in case you drink anything in rooms fridge.

Dropped my bag off and headed down to Hong Kong. About 30-40 girls but club was not packed and easy to move. Identified a few girls I wanted and walked out to check out Adelitas, Tropical and Chicago. Quickly returned because there was nothing that could match what was in Hong Kong. I like curves and the other clubs tend to have more natural looking girls without curves. One girl that I did like in Adelitas tried to charge me $100 so I immediately walked right back to Hong Kong.

The bubble butt in the two pictures below was my first target. Tried to get her to 1600 pesos but she wouldn't go below 1700 for 30 minutes. I said F it I'm here and she got the ass that in want so I jumped in it. I forget here bwne but she was 26 from Tijuana about 5'8 in heels and can take a pounding. Pussy wasn't right but warm and felt good. I'm not really a head dude so I can't comment I usually get straight to fucking. She wasn't a clock watch either..

Now that's the type of ass I'm lookin for! I was there at HK about a month ago and only spotted one the entire time and she was busy. Please tell me that Chica in the photo is not the only one.

[Jackie888]

Can't be any bigger bubbles than those hehe.

Congrats. You bagged 3 girls meeting your taste a night. That's a good treat.

We were crossing back last night in SENTERI car lane about 11 PM, the time you were coming in. The SENTRI car line was insanely long, stretching way back to the rotary on Padre Kino, and it was not moving quickly as usual. We had to wait close to 1 hour in that line. Meanwhile, there was no one in the pedestrian line coming back in PedEast. People are driving out more after CoVid isolation. Traffic is bad everywhere. On the way South there is always traffic jam North of Camp Pendleton and Oceanside. We were stuck on I5 for 1 hour 28 minutes just due to heavy traffic.

Went around all bars with a noob, checking on talents, but they all wanted to return to HK quickly due to its exceptional talents. Girls in all bars are asking for $100 and only few would go down to $75 or 1,500 pesos. Most were just sitting on their asses wearing masks, not doing any business, but they would not budge. It was very unusual that HK and Chavelas this week has mostly new girls, could not find any of my favorites. Even popular spinners Frieda, Suki and Sasha were not there working. Did find the famous Belen, but she's not exactly the picture of beauty and grace and is well known as a fierce manipulator. Not sure what happened, but looked like HK and Chavelas turned over their inventory, promising new girls $100 sessions left and right all night hehe. It would be sad if HK's most popular girls will not return to work..

Yeah it seems that the new girls are skinnier and younger. But they are pretty fucking stuck up. They're all wearing bikinis. And honestly I see better at San Diego beaches. I actually miss the old Chevelas where the girls wore cocktail dresses. Looks like HK is making the girls feel like they are getting ripped off if they take anything lower than $100. HK is starting to move closer to a USA strip club.

[Global00]

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You probably crossed back around 8 or 9 AM on week day, the busiest time as people start going to work. Thanks for the report and heads up.

Spot on. That's exactly when I crossed. Lesson learned. Thanks for the advice!

[OrganicAlo]

Can't be any bigger bubbles than those hehe.

Congrats. You bagged 3 girls meeting your taste a night. That's a good treat.

We were crossing back last night in SENTERI car lane about 11 PM, the time you were coming in. The SENTRI car line was insanely long, stretching way back to the rotary on Padre Kino, and it was not moving quickly as usual. We had to wait close to 1 hour in that line. Meanwhile, there was no one in the pedestrian line coming back in PedEast. People are driving out more after CoVid isolation. Traffic is bad everywhere. On the way South there is always traffic jam North of Camp Pendleton and Oceanside. We were stuck on I5 for 1 hour 28 minutes just due to heavy traffic.

Went around all bars with a noob, checking on talents, but they all wanted to return to HK quickly due to its exceptional talents. Girls in all bars are asking for $100 and only few would go down to $75 or 1,500 pesos. Most were just sitting on their asses wearing masks, not doing any business, but they would not budge. It was very unusual that HK and Chavelas this week has mostly new girls, could not find any of my favorites. Even popular spinners Frieda, Suki and Sasha were not there working. Did find the famous Belen, but she's not exactly the picture of beauty and grace and is well known as a fierce manipulator. Not sure what happened, but looked like HK and Chavelas turned over their inventory, promising new girls $100 sessions left and right all night hehe. It would be sad if HK's most popular girls will not return to work.

You probably crossed back around 8 or 9 AM on week day, the busiest time as people start going to work. Thanks for the report and heads up.

Was there Tuesday and noticed that as well. An entirely new lineup of chicas besides a few I recognized.

There wasn't that many fellow bros out either.

[Captain Solo]

Can't be any bigger bubbles than those hehe.

Congrats. You bagged 3 girls meeting your taste a night. That's a good treat.

We were crossing back last night in SENTERI car lane about 11 PM, the time you were coming in. The SENTRI car line was insanely long, stretching way back to the rotary on Padre Kino, and it was not moving quickly as usual. We had to wait close to 1 hour in that line. Meanwhile, there was no one in the pedestrian line coming back in PedEast. People are driving out more after CoVid isolation. Traffic is bad everywhere. On the way South there is always traffic jam North of Camp Pendleton and Oceanside. We were stuck on I5 for 1 hour 28 minutes just due to heavy traffic.

Went around all bars with a noob, checking on talents, but they all wanted to return to HK quickly due to its exceptional talents. Girls in all bars are asking for $100 and only few would go down to $75 or 1,500 pesos. Most were just sitting on their asses wearing masks, not doing any business, but they would not budge. It was very unusual that HK and Chavelas this week has mostly new girls, could not find any of my favorites. Even popular spinners Frieda, Suki and Sasha were not there working. Did find the famous Belen, but she's not exactly the picture of beauty and grace and is well known as a fierce manipulator. Not sure what happened, but looked like HK and Chavelas turned over their inventory, promising new girls $100 sessions left and right all night hehe. It would be sad if HK's most popular girls will not return to work.

You probably crossed back around 8 or 9 AM on week day, the busiest time as people start going to work. Thanks for the report and heads up.