Hong Kong Club Reports

[Shogun Hua]

Smooth slit and no lips, definitely post-op trannies. He was covering up the top of the pussy since there was no clit and it may have looked nasty. I am surprised HK's sexperts did not screen them out. Some mongers may get heart attacks and die in bed.

I like girls with all-natural assets, however big or small. Anything looking, feeling or hearing remotely man-made would turn me off.

Have not seen or felt any "refurbished" girls in HK, but looks and feels can be deceiving. At the School Girl corner there are 2 taller, slender "girls" looking feminine and beautiful, with fine bones, slender arms, long, sexy legs, wearing tasteful dresses. The wingmen opined they were some of the hottest girls in La Zona. But upon closer inspection their crotches did not show camel toes but definitely some protrusions, and their tones of voice were just slightly deeper than other girls. They also acted cool, controlled, standoffish, did not interact with other girls, definitely preops.

Trannies may be more of a taboo in the macho Latin culture. They have their own social groups and bars to hang out. If HK does not screen them out its business may soon go down the toilet.

I've never been to Tijuana, so I don't have any experience. I have been doing lots of research though. I was watching to an "El Albert" video and he was saying the girls need to provide a birth certificate showing they were born a female and are 18 yo. They also need monthly doctor check ups for STD and to confirm they are females. Maybe one can slip in, but it sounds like they will be caught? Trans talk at 7:50 on the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cltb-8uyRQ

[Shogun Hua]

I don't know how to take the limo to HK. So I usually take the taxi. Are the limo waiting near the boarder or do I have to call. Anyways, I always take the limo from HK to the boarder. If it is a solo ride, I tip them $5 the same amount I would have paid for a taxi, OR $3 if non-solo. Limo ride is more comfortable and safer (I don't think the cops or competitors dare to mess with the HK ownership group).

On Youtube, HK has its own channel, showing you how to find the limo when crossing the border.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8u-sAG_ll0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyO0GeN3G3s

[Gregyyr]

How do you set the safe code? I've never been able to get it to work.

When you open the safe you reach around the back and way on the other side of the combination area and there is a button to push in. I don't remember how many times you need to push it but there is some little trick to it and then you set the code on the front after you push that little button.

The room keeper can show you how.

G.

[Captain Solo]

Saturday night got in La Zona about 7. Sun was still out, bright and breezy, street crowd was 2 x to 3 x normal, probably guys heading to bars to watch Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder Heavy Weight Championship fight in Las Vegas.

HK club.

Got in HK, unable to bring in a half-full Don Julio 1942 bottle bought last week, had to leave it at front desk. The club was packed full of guys and girls, spilling over to Chavelas and the Barn. There were no empty tables around the main stage. I sat down at a table with a black guy from LA. He was cool and welcomed us, said he stayed in Cascadas overnight and popped 6 girls so far in the last 24 hours.

There were lots of hot girls milling around the club, most wore masks but I could identify those I know by their sizes, shapes, body posture and the ways they walk. The tiny spinner Cesia was moving around with her friends. She's probably the tiniest girl in HK with her tiny, squeaky voice, light skin, pretty face, just does not have the appealing charms of fully sexually-matured women. A wingman was infatuated with her for a while.

We found a booth on the balcony in front of the big screen TV. The whole club was watching the boxing match intensely, oohing, ahhing, cheering with each hit. It was very exciting and lots of fun in the club, but I would much rather watch beautiful people showing each other loving, caring gestures than beating each other bloody. There are already enough stupidity, ugliness, hatred, violence in this world, no need to add more.

Hot Estephanie de Guadalajra.

Estephanie de GDL had texted me that she was heading down working the whole month. She's an attractive, slim spinner with a pretty face, large round eyes, all natural assets and a gentle personality. She was walking around with a wing girl, found me and sat for a drink. I could still remember vividly the hot, intensely sexy sessions I had with her before CoVid. I was making out with Estephanie, kissing her mouth, caressing her spinner body all over, squeezing her boobs, groping her crotch. She was squeezing me back, rubbing my crotch, commenting on the growing bulge, just like high school time.

Got really horny with Estephanie, struck a deal with her and went to the hotel. She lost some weight. She's skinnier, her boobs droopier than I remember. I pinned her down in bed, sucking on her tongue, squeezing her boobs, hungrily sucking on her tiny nips, my fingers toying with tiny pussy which was getting wetter every minute. Her hand found my stiff dick, caressing it lovingly. She was groaning softly with her eyes closed, sounded like she had not been fucked a while. My finger found her rough G spot right under her clit, toying with it. Her pussy was oozing fluid. She was moaning harder again and again, squeezing me harder, her back squirming, her butt bucking up hard from the bed like a machine. Looked like she popped a couple times just in foreplay. This was one horny, engaging chick.

She got on top to do CG, fumbling, looked like she was so horny, could not wait to get my dick into her pussy. She was riding up and down on my dick, her eyes closed, groaning softly in pleasure. I was squeezing her boobs and her butt, hanging on to her tiny waist. We switched to mish. Her tiny pussy was drenched with love juice. I penetrated her hard, pumping her tiny squirming body, my body scraping on top of hers. There was just so much pleasure ravaging her tiny body. I was breathing hard, huffing, puffing as my crotch bumped into hers; she was gasping with her mouth wide open, her round eyes turned white in incredible pleasure. I popped hard and collapsed on top of her. We were squeezing each other and kissing deeply after all that intense pleasure. Looked like she was not doing any business the first day back in HK and wanted sex badly. If I were any smarter I should have been able to make her pay for the session, not the other way around hehe.

Here are the pics of horny Estephanie after she had been totally satisfied in bed, her pussy was still throbbing and her arms and her legs were falling off hehe.

BBFS discount deal.

Came back to the balcony watching the fight with the wingman. A couple girls came by but he turned them all away. A medium-build girl got in the booth. They talked briefly and quickly got up, went to the hotel. I was surprised with his quick move. He came back smiling, said he told all girls he would only do BB to which they all bailed, except this one who took his offer for a BB session so he had to go. So don't be afraid to ask for what you wanted; you might just get it with a discount.

The strip art patron.

Found the bro we were supposed to meet perching in a booth on the balcony next to the staircase, looking down on the strip stage and the bar, ogling strippers, immersing in the sexy scene, had $400 in 4 stacks of single $ on the table, occasionally raining greens on the stage. He may be known as one of the patrons of the strip art.

He's new to the sexy HK scene and quickly found a huge pool of hot girls of all sizes and shapes who tickled all his secret desires in women. He found a very hot young girl, had a couple sessions with her. She knew he was a big spender so invited him to fly to Sonora to spend a few days in her home, apparently trying to set him up for a LTR. She's allegedly unattached, no kids, living by herself, but that situation is usually unlikely in Mexico, Thailand or any country, and the bros should always check their living quarters for tell tale baby diapers, men's clothes and shoes ect. Bar girls always try to monopolize guys for steady extra incomes by selling exclusive LTRs or private ownerships, which in reality are just timeshare partnerships cleverly disguised. It's more likely that they're working hard to bring in more money to blow on coke, meth, booze for their useless boyfriends mooching off their incomes.

He bro really enjoyed his position perching over the entire bar, having good views of all hot girls milling around in the club. He had meseros bring up a couple girls and engaged in some serious making out in the booth. Must feel really kinky kissing a girl, sucking tongue, rubbing her crotch while making eyes with the next girls hehe.

Mesero brought a sweet-looking young girl in a beige dress with her pretty young face and eye glasses. She sat with him a long time, waiting for him patiently even when he went off hunting other girls. He came back, talked to her briefly after which she hastily departed. He said she wanted $800 for a toda la noche, which he felt way too greedy, so she had to be dismissed. He dismissed another hot girl after she stated just had a baby 3 months prior.

He sat at that table over the balcony all night watching the girls down below intently. It's very exciting to see with your own eyes, squeeze with your own arms and feel with your own hands over a hundred hot young girls in their prime all available for selection, willing and ready to give you all their passion in bed. We are living better than the Emperor of China in his prime!

The bro with his sweet civie date.

A group of young SoCal guys has been bringing dates to party in HK and civie clubs. Some of their dates had ever been out of the country and never owned passports. Nevertheless the sexy funs in Tijuana were alluring and they just took any risk to cross the border in pursuit of fun.

This night a bro brought his hot date to show her HK, the most decadent club in North America with the most fun. He went out of his way searching for us in HK just to meet up. I really appreciate his friendship. His date was an exceptionally beautiful, classy, wholesome young girl with kind, innocent, pretty face. The minute she showed up guys at the table stopped talking and stopped ogling strippers; all attention was on her, that was how beautiful she was. They had a drink with us. She was watching the strip show and the crowd in the main bar with guys groping and girls stroking, but she looked uncomfortable and they departed soon after. The bro had brought other hot, young dates to HK before. Every time I was afraid he would get in troubles with the dates, but he was unfazed. Perhaps he was only showing these innocent girls how the world is full of beastly bullying animals fully intent to take advantages of innocent girls, only he and his friends are real gentlemen hehe.

The wingmen were all impressed by the beauty of the bro's hot dates. They plan to hit civie clubs soon to find genuine love with beautiful good girls with hope the passion will last much longer than the standard 30-minute sessions with HK girls in hotel Cascada.

BBBJ at the School Girl corner.

While we were in HK, another wingman was popping Anahi and other street girls, also conducting scholarly research of the sex scene on the streets. He can pop 3 or 4 girls in a couple hours in La Zona. He got an offer for BBBJ gratis by a tall, real girl with curly hair after they laid down in bed in hotel Rapido at the School Girl corner. BBBJ by street girls are more common than you think. Ask around for deals.

This bro speaks fluent Spanish and has lots of good info about the girls and their lives in La Zona Norte. I wish the few stupid, ugly bullies in ISG stop attacking other posters to encourage them to post.

Just another happy and satisfying night sharing the funs and excitements with sweet young girls and the wingmen. Funs are a lot sweeter when shared with friends, little things that make life exciting and worth coming back for more.

[ClownDays]

The guy was just begging to be arrested / made subject to a huge bribe by Mexican policia. People like that are some of the same idiots who complain about being "unfairly" harassed by Tijuana police once they get caught with drugs.

Could be worse, especially if he acts like a ass. Could catch a federal trafficking charge, if the Mexican official is a prick.

[Jman09]

I have used a safe in Cascadas. What was funny is I asked the room guy how to set the combination. So he sets it and then tells me the code. Arg. I nicely said no. , how do I set the code myself. He showed me and all was good. Kind of defeats the purpose of a safe if everyone who works at Cascadas has the code!!

G.

How do you set the safe code? I've never been able to get it to work.

[BrotherMouzone]

You are real? Is it some kind of provocation? The first timer to Tijuana asks on the internet how to smuggle drugs into Mexico is beyond belief. Dude big. No No. Tijuana and US jails are packed with people like you.

The guy was just begging to be arrested / made subject to a huge bribe by Mexican policia. People like that are some of the same idiots who complain about being "unfairly" harassed by Tijuana police once they get caught with drugs.

[Hargow20]

This is crazy the police in Mexico are just waiting catch guys so the extort bribes from guys like you. One time I was in the alley and cops stopped and searched me. The two cops were disappointed when they did not find anything illegal on me.

How can I bring ecstasy and Xanax? Isn't Xanax a legal precipitously drug in both United States and Mexico? Will I be okay taking Xanax across the border into Mexico? Is Xanax legal to bring since it's a prescription drug? And I know there's been plenty of people who bring drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. How to do it? Or is it not worth it because of the drug dogs? Has anyone bought over illegal drugs? Or never because there's dogs? If you did, how did you do so?

[Gregyyr]

Grggy.

That movie is a very good one, showing the hard life of narco trafficos in realistic and gritty details. Recommended.

Will check out.

G.

[StRobert]

StRobert,

Be careful with suggestions for crimes.

They may well be stings set up by nefarious DEA and FBI agents. If you want to keep your ass out of lots of legal hassles and prison, It's best to stay well away from anyone suggesting any crimes.

Yes, this post from "Uty 5577" looked like a provocation or a sting. I just suggested that smuggling drugs into Mexico is big No No and jail.

[Gregyyr]

Can I keep passport and valuables and phone in there? The girl don't know the combination in anyway? Has anyone have their stuff stolen before from the safe? Has anyone actually used the safe before? Did it go okay?

I have used a safe in Cascadas. What was funny is I asked the room guy how to set the combination. So he sets it and then tells me the code. Arg. I nicely said no. , how do I set the code myself. He showed me and all was good. Kind of defeats the purpose of a safe if everyone who works at Cascadas has the code!!

G.

[Captain Solo]

Weekends after 8 HK has the best tables around the main stage reserved for clients with bottle services. You have to buy a bottle from the bar if you want to sit at those prime tables. Most popular are the tall brown $300 Don Julio 1942, the square $150 Don Julio 70, $250 Macallan 15, or the cheapest $100 Vodka / Rum bottles.

Saturday night drove down with 2 wingmen, got to HK about 7 PM. I brought in a half-full Don Julio 1942 bottle a bro bought for $300 last weekend, with Azul's label on it, planning to finish it with the bros in the club. Reputable bars and clubs in the US would store unfinished bottles for clients, some keep them for years, sometimes even after the clients already died. Cruise ships with thousands clients would put away unfinished bottles and bring them out when requested.

Security let me talk to Felix the front desk guy. Felix is a good guy, always treats me like a brother. He called his boss on the phone. A floor manager came out to talk to us. He said there are just way too many clients and they have no facility to store bottles so HK never stored bottles for clients. Then he said may be they would let me bring in bottles if bought within a week. I told him the bottle was bought 2 nights ago, but he changed his story. Basically HK has no rules. They only want to extract as much money out of clients as possible. Finally I had to leave the the J 1942 bottle with Felix at the front desk. I had friends who brought their favorite bottles into hostess clubs in So Cal and paid steep corkage fees. But with HK, just forget about bringing your own booze, whatever corkage fees. HK would never consider any deal when hundreds guys try to get in the club and order bottles every weekend.

Mexican and local guys usually party in groups of 5 or 6 and easily drink their bottles to the last drops. Twice I found young Mexican guys sit by themselves in the club, ordered bottles of DJ 1942 then DJ 70 and drink them all up by themselves, plying me a few shots. These guys are heavy drinkers and are fun hehe. For the average clients, it's difficult for 1 or 2 guys to drink a whole bottle of 80 or 100-proof liquor in a single night. I can down 4 shots of DJ 1942 and feel OK but just 1 shot of McCallan 15 whiskey really slowed me down and gave me a high.

If you cannot finish your bottle, just take it home or back to the hotel at the end of the night. For guys who fly in, TSA would not allow any fluid in checked or carry-on luggage. Just drink it up with your chicas in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

StRobert,

Be careful with suggestions for crimes.

They may well be stings set up by nefarious DEA and FBI agents. If you want to keep your ass out of lots of legal hassles and prison, It's best to stay well away from anyone suggesting any crimes.

[Scbb1]

Can I keep passport and valuables and phone in there? The girl don't know the combination in anyway? Has anyone have their stuff stolen before from the safe? Has anyone actually used the safe before? Did it go okay?

I use the safes at Hotel Velario every time, Never had anything stolen. I will not stay in any Hotel that does not have a safe.

[Jackie888]

On one hand, HK chicas are really skinny with small hips and on at least one occasion a chica told me that her sexual fantasy was to fuck me in the ass (gracias, I declined). On the other hand, I have never seen a Trans inside HK. While HK human resources is very shitty considering their hiring of petty thieves as waiters, I find it difficult to imagine that a Trans can fool all of the other women, their women's intuition, and their gossiping nature. Women talk, and I doubt that a Trans can keep his cover for long before being outed.

Personally I do feel like the Trans are pushing the boundaries as the one working right outside the Motel Izbia entrance is now permanently stationed. I don't know about anyone else, but I always noticed that the bone structure on the skull of a Trans person is more prominent. Thicker, bigger, bigger forehead, bigger jaw, bigger nose. And that they are unusually tall for a Mexican. Kind of like the Adelitas MILFs now. LOL.