Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

About 8 PM Sat HK was very crowded. I wanted to find a place to sit to watch football but could not find an empty booth. I asked a Gringo if I could sit at an empty bench near the chicas' banos, but the lowlife rudely objected. 6 lowlifes were partying noisily, running in and out, jumping up and down, shoving each other around, not sitting there, not buying drinks but claimed the whole long booth.

I could have called the manager over and press my case to claim the empty bench, but why tangle with stupid lowlifes? I easily slid over the next bench to sit with a young Mexican guy sitting alone, told him these stupid-ass lowlifes would soon get into troubles. Not more than 10 minutes later the rude lowlife insisted he wanted to pee in the chicas' banos and pushed the old, chunky attendant woman around. I did not hear her yelling for help, but 8 beefy meseros immediate surrounded the rude Gringos; security guys showed up with the floor manager. The attendant, security and the rude lowlifes had long arguments but the lowlifes started to look really scared. The whole group meekly followed Security out as they got evicted; their whole stupid party night ruined. Manager gave us the entire booth to ourselves hehe.

You never know whom you sit next to in strip bars in Mexico. Years ago I sat next to a nice, clean, polite but absent-minded young guy sitting by himself at bar Kowloon in simple jean and a tan wind breaker. He kept his gaze on the strippers, not drinking, not smoking, but no annoying mesero ever came by to push drinks on him, a very strange phenomenon. A little later a procession of HK's management people walked by, shook his hand, bowed their heads. He shook their hands but not looking at or acknowledging them; his eyes were fixated on the strippers. I figured this guy must be a very hot shot, well-known to strip bars and shady people, but he looked way too young, nice and cool in his mid 20's to have muscle. I scanned the club looking for his heat-packing protection guys, but did not see anyone out of the ordinary; he was sitting there all by himself. Only recently I found out via photos in Mexico's press, that the guy was Ovideo de Guzman, El Chapo's oldest son. Look around strip clubs. You may be sitting next to AMLO in disguise, not knowing hehe.

My new Mexican drinking friend was a young guy named Aldos from Morelos, South of CDMX, next to Puebla, the colonial city with beautiful architecture and even more beautiful and sexy girls. He saw how rude the 6 Gringos were and we got talking via Translate. I still had a full beer but he offered to buy me one. He said he owns a transportation business including a hotel in Oaxaca. He had been camping in Cascada, screwing HK girl for 15 days since Christmas. He bought fichas for a couple girls with big asses. They would knock down their tequila shots, shoved their big asses into his face for about 2 minutes then ran. These girls just know how to take advantage of nice guys. Damn.

He was a nice and humble guy, proud of his home state Morelos and loved his country as he should. He invited me to visit Morelos and Oaxaca, showing me pictures of its "virgin" beaches with white sand and lots of beautiful girls. Man, I have been aching to take some vacation since the CoVid-19 screwed us all up. So I may take him up on his offer when the travel ban is relaxed. May even hit CDMX, Puebla, Sinaloa, Acapulco where he probably knows thousands of hot girls and all the fun places.

All night he insisted he would buy me beers, not let me buy him any. I was joking he must be a traffico with lots of money. He showed me his wallet with not much money left in it. After that I was buying him beers and we drank a lot. We pooled money together to buy 2 pizzas from Azuls'. The pizzas were so sweet with too much sugar in the sauce, they were ridiculous. I was pretty much shit faced with all that drinking.

Will plan to hit CDMX, Puebla, Oaxaca in my next trip to Mexico. With a local guy's help, I plan to have a very good time with lots of hot girls, good food, good fun, wholesome recreations. May even take a few hot girls to explore the Mayan ruins in the jungle when I am not screwing them in bed hehe. Of course I will have his ID and backgrounds checked out before I go anywhere with him in Mexico.

It's good to make friends on the road. Life is sweet!

[Captain Solo]

Went in HK about 7 PM Saturday night, sat at a booth, drinking, watching football, waiting for the wingman to come back from his Musas session.

Lucy just came in to work, walked by all smiling, a tall, lanky girl with long limbs, pretty face. She immediately recognized me and sat down, catching up on news, caressing me, groping my crotch, kissing my mouth. Last time I saw her in October, she was wearing an belly dancer outfit. She did erotic belly dance routines in the club and in the room, got me red hot horny.

She drank her ficha slowly, planted her perfect bubble butt on my lap to do some grinding. Her crotch was tight and sexy; her boobs small but natural, helped with a stiff push-up bra. I got a hard on just thinking about driving into her tight, wet crotch. She said living in Tijuana now, gave me her tel for long and all night dates outside of HK at rates lower than escort agencies.

My wingman came back from his date with a Musas girl, sat and drank with us at a strategic spot near the girls' banos, where we can see all girls come in to pee and pretty themselves up hehe. Lucy walked by again. He pulled her in to sit with him. She speaks fair English, has US visa, so she may have lived with some Gringos. Soon the 2 were talking, groping, DFKing each other like 2 love birds. My wingman was sucking on her tongue with his eyes closed. He seemed happy and in love, especially when her bubble butt and her tight crotch were in his face hehe.

She gave him her company for a very long time for a ficha, like over half hour, a very nice and sweet girl. Eventually the wingman got horny, decided to take her upstairs. He had a sweet, sexy time making out, talking with, getting to know the exact girl he likes in the club before taking her upstairs for sex. It's got to be a lot better than sitting by himself in the hotel for hours with dick in hand waiting for cold, fat grandmas from escort agencies to show hehe.

[Captain Solo]

Was in HK Saturday night, ran into a regular who hangs out in HK just about every weekend.

He said he read my last post about Frieda and he wanted to fuck her badly, but she did not want to fuck him since he knew her pimp. She thinks fucking her pimp's friend for money is cheating, some damn twisted logic.

Then he said he does not go in ISG but he read my post in CHICABIITCH. I have not posted anything in CHICBIITCH for years since I hated the rude, stupid, shady, offensive asshole owner. Last time he asked me to come back, I specifically told him I would not come back and I wanted him to delete all my previous posts. He kept all of them and changed the poster's name to CommanderSmartyPants. Looks like CHICABIITCH is desperate with its stupid crooked owner and with only a few of his violent, brain-dead, dick-dead, shit head friends.

How did my post last week about Frieda end up in CHICABIITCH? Simple: The stupid, lying, stealing slime-ball owner steals posts from ISG and reposts them in CHICABOWL of shit. It's annoying dealing with this stupid, low life shithead. If this cholo keeps pissing people off, he may soon gets what he deserves.

[Green_Thumb]

How I can ever unseen this hideously hairy arm of your chica? This looks truly frightening. Hehe.

You are not kidding, I honestly didn't even notice them until the end of our session and we were both sitting on the bed getting dressed! I guess I was just too excited in the moment of being back after a year and banging a young 'un again! With that said, even if I did notice them awful hairy things in the hallway before our negotiations, I don't think I would have changed my mind, she was just too pretty for me to pass up & not see her again. I saw 3-4 other ones earlier that I had my eyes set on & I dinked around and in a blink of an eye they were gone and even after an hour of lingering & waiting never to be seen again. You really do lose if you snooze here! But yea she's a solid 8-8.5 , shave them suckers and she's a 9!! LOL.

[Dcrist0527]

One name I haven't seen mentioned yet is Arabella. Definitely a party girl. We had a lot of fun. Face is very attractive, in my opinion. Body is even better. I would rate her face an 8, body 9+. As I usually do, I invest a lot of time into one girl. This was no different. (That approach works for me, though I know many value quantity or variety). I mention her because of her CBJ. I'm not a fan of CBJ and IMO, that's such a benefit to the escort scene. But this girls CBJ is the best I've ever had. Will take it all the way and lick the boys at the same time. I did not try but fairly sure bare might be negotiable.

[TomJackin]

offered me an opportunity to buy a Mexican citizenship for $30 dollars

Thirty bucks for a Mexican citizenship; where can I sign up for that?

[Green_Thumb]

Part 2. Sat night.

Arrived back in Zona around 9 pm. Decided to hit up Adelitas first just to check out the setup and they serve my preferred Bud Light. Walked up the stairs and they guided me to the party. The set up here is more like a regular bar / club back home in small town USA or anywhere for that matter. One big rectangle room approx. 60' x 40' give or take with high 18'-20' ceilings. They have a small stage in the center with 1 pole and chairs surrounding. Then there are tables & chairs scattered throughout. They also have hallways with adjacent rooms for partying but everyone was in this room at the moment. So it was jam packed not an open spot to be had, standing room only for me. I did like the regular club atmosphere and the high ceilings gave a sense of better air circulation but not sure that makes a difference or not with the amount of maskless folks. I scanned approx. 30-35 girls at the time in the room with small flow coming and going. Unfortunately, no one here caught my eye so it was 1 beer and done.

Back to HK. It was somehow busier tonight with more fellas and girls if that's possible. Seemed like a new crop as well that I didn't see from Fri night or maybe I just didn't pay enough attention. I only approached the hottest, youngest ones again and all quoted $100 without fail or negotiation. Settled on a 21 year old college looking girl, some blond highlights petite but still curvy in all right areas with golden tan. Almost Caucasian looking so right in my wheelhouse. She was so cute and turned heads everywhere she walked. Session was good as can be expected from younger girl. Light kissing, multiple positions, she tried to communicate & chill with me but her english sucked as bad as my spanish does, LOL. If there weren't so many other enticing options I probably would have done a second session with her later. Wouldn't allow me to take a pic.

Next session was one just to do one because I was there and would be mad at myself for not taking another girl when I got back home to cold ass snow filled Iowa and none of this candyland remotely exists. With all the drinking & partying I've done in the past week, coming from New Year's Eve in Vegas, I knew getting a second nut off was unlikely. But at least the blue Figral pill gave me the ammo to try. Found a very petite young looking 20 year old. She was a spitting image of porn star Alaina Kristar when she just broke into the business. (I've attached a pic of Alaina so you know what I'm describing). I'm not kidding, from the hair, body, face and mannerisms it was her doppelganger to say the least. Absolutely beautiful, to me at least, and saved me $1,000 too because I think Alaina is avail for escort through a high class agency and I've actually considered it as a bucket list item, LOL. Glad I hadn't pulled the trigger yet. This girl and session was great. She was so young and new at the game she pretty much let me take the reins and run with it while reciprocating along the way. She was so freaking tight you could tell the mileage was still pretty low on her. But my biggest regret was not being able to finish. I pounded the poor girl for 15-18 min straight came very close at one time. But it was pretty numb by then, still rock hard from the pill but sensitivity and good feelings disappeared. I'm the one who ended the session just couldn't go anymore.

So in summary I really did have a much better time then what I envisioned. With that said, because I know just how much more fun HK was in pre-covid times I think I'll wait until things are somewhat back to normal. But I'm 2000 miles away with that mindset so if I lived even 3-4 hours drive time I'm sure I'd be back monthly or bi-weekly! Well that's all fellas, keep it safe and happy hunting. Till next time.

GT.

[DramaFree11]

It's been awhile gents but I said fuck it, only live once, tired of being shut in and I had overdue temporary crowns that needed replacement anyways.

Part 1. Fri night.

Entry:

It's been many many years since I've driven my own car to border and parked at Ueta for $8 for the night and walked across, so imagine my shock when I was quoted for 2 days parking at $92 behind Jack in the Box and $60 at the lot next to the outlet malls. I've never driven in MX and don't ever intend to do so; I took the $60 lot and walked over bridge to gates. Wow, what a ghost town. It felt like the zombie apocalypse hit and I was left behind as I saw maybe only 5-6 other people on the way in around 7:00 pm. There was 1 gate agent and I presented my passport card, he asked me my business in MX. I said I had dental appt in morning & he asked for proof of email or appointment letter from office, which I had on my phone thank god. I suppose your experience may vary & I just got unlucky with a ball bustin agent but I'm very glad I had all my ducks in a row. It was very brief and after satisfying his request he ushered me in with no paperwork to sign or any fees..

Awesome report, I can not wait for HK to open back up, I am not into the 7th floor. The girl is hot, good job.

[DramaFree11]

Any other members had any trouble crossing? I seen one guy say they questioned him a lot about his dentist excuse. LOL I last went in September tried to use the dentist excuse I used in August and they wasn't having it LOL. Took me to a to a room and offered me an opportunity to buy a Mexican citizenship for $30 dollars or go home. It didn't feel good but I want tripping long way from the Bay Area to go back without some Mexican pussy. Taking a friend for his first time so just want to make sure we can get into to Mexico.

Yes, things are changing. Crossing is getting much stricter both walking and driving. Best too have a Doctor note, until things get back to normal.

[Ctytek]

With that said, I settled on this 22 yr old hottie. No kids, don't remember her name but great session. Multiple positions, no rush, kissing. Kept tongues to ourselves though due to covid, LOL.

How I can ever unseen this hideously hairy arm of your chica? This looks truly frightening. Hehe.

[Ctytek]

Any other members had any trouble crossing? I seen one guy say they questioned him a lot about his dentist excuse. LOL I last went in September tried to use the dentist excuse I used in August and they wasn't having it LOL. Took me to a to a room and offered me an opportunity to buy a Mexican citizenship for $30 dollars or go home. It didn't feel good but I want tripping long way from the Bay Area to go back without some Mexican pussy. Taking a friend for his first time so just want to make sure we can get into to Mexico.

So you're now a citizen of Mexico, for a bargain price of $30. Salut!

[BMo814]

Any other members had any trouble crossing? I seen one guy say they questioned him a lot about his dentist excuse. LOL I last went in September tried to use the dentist excuse I used in August and they wasn't having it LOL. Took me to a to a room and offered me an opportunity to buy a Mexican citizenship for $30 dollars or go home. It didn't feel good but I want tripping long way from the Bay Area to go back without some Mexican pussy. Taking a friend for his first time so just want to make sure we can get into to Mexico.

[Green_Thumb]

It's been awhile gents but I said fuck it, only live once, tired of being shut in and I had overdue temporary crowns that needed replacement anyways.

Part 1. Fri night.

Entry:

It's been many many years since I've driven my own car to border and parked at Ueta for $8 for the night and walked across, so imagine my shock when I was quoted for 2 days parking at $92 behind Jack in the Box and $60 at the lot next to the outlet malls. I've never driven in MX and don't ever intend to do so; I took the $60 lot and walked over bridge to gates. Wow, what a ghost town. It felt like the zombie apocalypse hit and I was left behind as I saw maybe only 5-6 other people on the way in around 7:00 pm. There was 1 gate agent and I presented my passport card, he asked me my business in MX. I said I had dental appt in morning & he asked for proof of email or appointment letter from office, which I had on my phone thank god. I suppose your experience may vary & I just got unlucky with a ball bustin agent but I'm very glad I had all my ducks in a row. It was very brief and after satisfying his request he ushered me in with no paperwork to sign or any fees.

I walked to taxi area and went to pharmacy first. Picked up 10-pack of Figral for $24 and took taxi to Hotel Puebla Amiga Casino for $5. I suppose I could have gotten better deal on pills somewhere else or saved a buck or 2 on the taxi but I didn't really care just wanted to check in, get cleaned up and get to candyland!

Lodging:

I booked this place on Hotwire for $79/ night plus taxes. Glad I did, very modern, clean with all amenities you'd expect in the USA Plus I love to gamble and the casino is 24 hour full service with table games, sports book and craps (my fav game) it was great. It's very close to the border maybe only 3-5 blocks and can easily be walked but I wasn't risking anything in the dark and carrying $5,000 cash (dental work & entertainment $).

HongKong:

After some room service, beers & pill pop taxi dropped me off in street front of HK around 10:00 pm. There was a guy sitting by doors and I pointed to the door / stairs for the hotel and he nodded yes go that way. I was wearing a cloth mask. I walk up and they pointed towards the elevators. I pushed button but took forever so I decided just to walk it up. Bad idea. Gassed, sweating, breathing heavy I didn't know I was in such shitty bad shape LOL.

Got to floor 7 and they patted me down upon entry. I did lots of research before coming out and still wasn't sure what to expect but had bar set low due to the times. One thing is for certain, if you have any fear or hesitation about the covid do NOT come here! Seriously what a mad house. There were many many dudes. Many many girls, I estimate 100-120 or possibly even more (by my account 9-11 rooms with 6-8 girls each, hallway had 20-30 standing and steady flow of girls coming and going to sessions.

The way they have it set up pretty much reminds me of a college frat house party. And it resembled Animal House! I'd say 15-20% of all patrons / girls were wearing masks, I took mine off as I was constantly drinking a beer and honestly only thing that would offer 100% protection in that cesspool is scuba gear with oxygen tank. There was a mix of all shapes and sizes to choose from, typical of a Fri night at HK. I noticed more young girls then I remember seeing in the past. Didn't see too many familiar faces but I haven't been there in a year. I have pretty specific tastes, must be young 18-24 ish, fit & pretty with no kids LOL. There were certainly many 8-9's to choose from; the decision is always hard there.

All the girls I talked to quoted me $100, I countered with $80 but not one budged. Now keep in mind it might have been different if I were willing to speak to a 5-7 level girl that was 25-30 age range and not have that ideal body type I prefer; but I'm not willing to do that. $100 is more than fair to me to get want I want. And please don't say we all need to band together and only offer $60-$80 that will keep prices down. That's complete rubbish & not possible. Thousands of different guys visit that place regularly and no way we can reach them all to get that message across when we are a community on this board of what, maybe 80-100 active users and regular posters at most? My advice is get what you want while you can. You'll be dead before you know it and saving $20 won't mean jack shit when your sleeping in the dirt.

With that said, I settled on this 22 yr old hottie. No kids, don't remember her name but great session. Multiple positions, no rush, kissing. Kept tongues to ourselves though due to covid, LOL.

All in all great first night and much better selection and atmosphere than I anticipated.

GT.

[SpeedToys]

I agree. Mongering is a learning experience. Sometimes, one just needs to be told the correct etiquette (e. G. Buying beers for wingmen). If they still don't learn, kick them out.

Agreed, my last trip I posted on. Was my first focused and prepared trip, and the 'Un-Named BM' I hung out with some, pointed out to me a "you shouldda tipped her" moment that I missed.

Every mongering destination is different around the world.

[SpeedToys]

I would not describe hk as just a room to pick a girl for sex. Because that's what I expected on reading people who wrote this. I think these guys went when it wasn't busy. Lets put it this way. If you go on Fri. Sat night after 9 pm, the set up will feel like old HK in a lot of ways. You don't get the girls dancing much but there's like 10 rooms, waiters, you grab a girl for a drink, and sit, with much more privacy than the normal HK, honestly once your sitting drinking with her its same thibg as the old HK. The concern for guys over 40 is its crowded no visible windows so covid potential.

"and sit".

I couldn't find a place to sit in there for 20 min the two nights I attempted to, and those were a Tuesday and Thursday evening.

"much more privacy".

A converted hotel room with 4 tables and 25 people in it. Was about as private as sex on a city bus at noon.

"The concern for guys over 40".

Pretty sure people under to 40 get it too.

What bothered me most, was the smoking. Dear Christ.