Hong Kong Club Reports

[Keg]

I have been told twice to leave HK by waiters for just standing still and not having a drink. My only successful strategy has been to keep moving and just stand in one place for several seconds at a time.

I find this news troubling, as I've never had any of my friends or mysel being told to leave HK by a waiter. If it happened to you twice that's a real bummer, but I can't say I've ever witnessed a mesero actually telling a customer they had to leave.

Some meseros can be pesky, but a polite waive off generally works, even if you don't speak spanish you can at least say "No Gracias".

[Keg]

Good tip. I prefer bottles, so I wrap a napkin around the bottle to keep prying eyes at bay.

Burma Jones, that's a pro tip. I do it myself. Except when doing tequila shots.

[JPF]

2) Do you have to buy a drink if you are sitting at the bar watching the strippers on the pole, and just surveying the girls walking by. Can I sit there and tell the waiter I don't want a drink, or will he tell me I have to get up since I'm at the bar. I want to know the house rules not the waiter rules that say you have to buy a drink just to breathe the HK air if your holding nothing in your hand. I really need to watch my budget this trip, so I don't want to waste 7 or 8 bucks on girl drinks or 4 dollar waters if I don't have to.

I have been told twice to leave HK by waiters for just standing still and not having a drink. My only successful strategy has been to keep moving and just stand in one place for several seconds at a time. If they ask me to buy a drink I tell them I am looking for my amigo and then walk on.

I like to check out the action in HK then do the same in other bars. If I go into HK 4 or 5 times during the night I don't want to buy that many drinks.

[Phordphan]

I did find that one benefit of going later at night is the cover charge and canned beer at the door. I carried the empty can around for at least an hour and kept taking fake swigs because none of the mesero's could tell if I was empty or not. Plus, it kept me sober instead of beer after beer.

Good tip. I prefer bottles, so I wrap a napkin around the bottle to keep prying eyes at bay.

[Burma Jones]

You do need to buy some sort of drink if you watch the show. Nothing's free. The mesero's can't force you to buy a drink but, in theory at least, if you refuse to buy something the manager could ask you to leave.

I did find that one benefit of going later at night is the cover charge and canned beer at the door. I carried the empty can around for at least an hour and kept taking fake swigs because none of the mesero's could tell if I was empty or not. Plus, it kept me sober instead of beer after beer.

[GolfSexRroll]

The symptoms hit me when I get in the car and start driving. 30 min later I replay the good times and I start to get depressed. LOL. Its an addiction, it just keeps calling me!

I ALWAYS have a great time in the Zona. Like any "addiction" you get that (empty) sad feeling of missing the feeling you don't have =in the Zona (the chicas!)

The good thing (and I do thank God) that I have the money (a job) and the ability to get there every week (sometimes more) because I am 15 minutes away in San Diego!

When I am in work or not feeling happy I just remind myself there is someone who is willing to make me happy (a few dollars away) in Tijuana!

If that is not an "addiction" I don't know what is!

As for buying a buying a drink in Hong Kong= I would not buy one if I was just looking for a short time. If you "park" yourself in a seat just to watch "for free" for any amount of time, I do believe the management will ask you to buy a drink or leave. You can say you are waiting for a "date" to arrive and get away with it, but you know (NOTHING in this world is FREE!)( Shit you pay for good weather in San Diego to live there!) so buy a drink. The chicas for the most part WILL expect a drink to be with you for any amount of time ( with the exception being Negotiations with her to go upstairs with her)(that does not "require" a drink, but may help in the bargaining!

[Phordphan]

Can the regulars verify something before my next HK trip. I don't want to be hustled again, so I want to know the house rules.

1) when do you have to buy the girl a drink, or yourself a drink when you are not holding anything in your hand. When the waiter comes and sees you don't have anything, or only when you are sitting in a booth with a girl. CAn you sit with a girl, w / o buying a drink for the girl or yourself and see if you want to go upstairs with her, or will the waiter say you have to buy a drink.

2) do you have to buy a drink if you are sitting at the bar watching the strippers on the pole, and just surveying the girls walking by. Can I sit there and tell the waiter I don't want a drink, or will he tell me I have to get up since I'm at the bar. I want to know the house rules not the waiter rules that say you have to buy a drink just to breathe the HK air if your holding nothing in your hand. I really need to watch my budget this trip, so I don't want to waste 7 or 8 bucks on girl drinks or 4 dollar waters if I don't have to.

The bars vary a bit, but the all follow a pattern.

The girls must sell drinks. Each bar has a minimum of drink fichas per arriba. If they don't meet their quota they can't go up or they have to make it up out of their pocket, generally speaking. If you sit too long with a girl and don't buy her a drink she will get hassled by the mesero. They can nurse the drink as long as they like, within reason.

You do need to buy some sort of drink if you watch the show. Nothing's free. The mesero's can't force you to buy a drink but, in theory at least, if you refuse to buy something the manager could ask you to leave.

[SBeach25]

Appreciate it thanks.

Back home and already having HK withdrawals LOL!

The symptoms hit me when I get in the car and start driving. 30 min later I replay the good times and I start to get depressed. LOL. Its an addiction, it just keeps calling me!

[Guitarrefreak]

Can the regulars verify something before my next HK trip. I don't want to be hustled again, so I want to know the house rules.

1) when do you have to buy the girl a drink, or yourself a drink when you are not holding anything in your hand. When the waiter comes and sees you don't have anything, or only when you are sitting in a booth with a girl. CAn you sit with a girl, w / o buying a drink for the girl or yourself and see if you want to go upstairs with her, or will the waiter say you have to buy a drink.

2) do you have to buy a drink if you are sitting at the bar watching the strippers on the pole, and just surveying the girls walking by. Can I sit there and tell the waiter I don't want a drink, or will he tell me I have to get up since I'm at the bar. I want to know the house rules not the waiter rules that say you have to buy a drink just to breathe the HK air if your holding nothing in your hand. I really need to watch my budget this trip, so I don't want to waste 7 or 8 bucks on girl drinks or 4 dollar waters if I don't have to.

Short answer: the waiters cannot make you do shit. Period.

However, use your best judgment, when you feel like you are staying long enough and eyeing the girls, or you feel like you want to get to your happy zone, go get a drink and give yourself that buzz, when a girl is being nice and staying with you without forcing you to buy a drink, you may consider buying her a drink, if you like her, don't feel obligated though (I used to, now I don't, its my money damn it) , you don't have to buy a drink if you are at the bar, but it would be bad taste if you sit there without a drink, and don't tip the girl.

Don't be a total cheapo (I will be the first to admit I sometimes am) , but you don't have to break the bank to enjoy the sights, be it the mesero or the chica, if someone treats you well, give 'them a tip

[HelpRules]

Can the regulars verify something before my next HK trip. I don't want to be hustled again, so I want to know the house rules.

1) When do you have to buy the girl a drink, or yourself a drink when you are not holding anything in your hand. When the waiter comes and sees you don't have anything, or only when you are sitting in a booth with a girl. CAn you sit with a girl, w / o buying a drink for the girl or yourself and see if you want to go upstairs with her, or will the waiter say you have to buy a drink.

2) Do you have to buy a drink if you are sitting at the bar watching the strippers on the pole, and just surveying the girls walking by. Can I sit there and tell the waiter I don't want a drink, or will he tell me I have to get up since I'm at the bar. I want to know the house rules not the waiter rules that say you have to buy a drink just to breathe the HK air if your holding nothing in your hand. I really need to watch my budget this trip, so I don't want to waste 7 or 8 bucks on girl drinks or 4 dollar waters if I don't have to.

[Maelstrom]

Hi Maelstrom,

Good job I always enjoy reading your report.

Appreciate it thanks.

Back home and already having HK withdrawals LOL!

[MistryBoy]

Hit the border around 8pm last night.

Made my usual walk around downstairs and upstairs. Saw a chick I never seen before with blond highlights sitting in 1 of the booths near VIP just looking real bored and would rather be some place else. Tried eye contact and smiled- nothing. She was a smoking hottie really pretty face, small waist to ass ratio, legs that went forever and fair soft skin. No ingles. Bought her 1 drink to test drive. Asked her how old she. 23 she replied. Very shy and seemed nervous with me groping her. Drank real slow and made an effort. Not too enthusiastic but other head was now doing the talking and my instant hard on from first checking her out I had to take her up before some other guy snatched her. Asked for $80. Told her I never go upstairs for more than $60. Ok she nodded.

On the way to the room, she explained was only her 2nd day on the job. Score! Got some thumbs up from the hotel workers as I passed them and they commented how pretty she is. Tipped the cleanup boy $2 and told him another dollar for extra time which he happily obliged. In the room, she undressed slowly to reveal some nice A cups, toned stomach, and smoothly shaved pussy. Gave me a decent CBJ. Some LFK and light kisses on my neck. Started licking my ear while I started on top of her and fucked her super slow for about 10 min. Nice. Changed position to her on top and started bouncing on top of me real hard almost came right there. 25 min had now passed. Getting super hard not to blow my load on this super fine chica. The HK condom tip somehow ripped at the tip. Oh shit! Pulled out fast and put 1 of my own over it. Pumped away in perrito and finally finished the deal.

On the fence on repeating as there a few more 9's I want to try out. Not GFE or warm personality. Could use a little more passion (more so because of me not knowing spanish) but def 1 of the hottest at HK. She let me take a pic of her face / body, but I promised wouldn't share.

For anyone there last night hoping for chica identification. Slender, light skin with highlights. Spanish / Euro looking chick wearing a white 1 outfit with big letters. TECATE on it. I want this chick next!

Hi Maelstrom,

Good job I always enjoy reading your report.

[Maelstrom]

Hit the border around 8pm last night.

Made my usual walk around downstairs and upstairs. Saw a chick I never seen before with blond highlights sitting in 1 of the booths near VIP just looking real bored and would rather be some place else. Tried eye contact and smiled- nothing. She was a smoking hottie really pretty face, small waist to ass ratio, legs that went forever and fair soft skin. No ingles. Bought her 1 drink to test drive. Asked her how old she. 23 she replied. Very shy and seemed nervous with me groping her. Drank real slow and made an effort. Not too enthusiastic but other head was now doing the talking and my instant hard on from first checking her out I had to take her up before some other guy snatched her. Asked for $80. Told her I never go upstairs for more than $60. Ok she nodded.

On the way to the room, she explained was only her 2nd day on the job. Score! Got some thumbs up from the hotel workers as I passed them and they commented how pretty she is. Tipped the cleanup boy $2 and told him another dollar for extra time which he happily obliged. In the room, she undressed slowly to reveal some nice A cups, toned stomach, and smoothly shaved pussy. Gave me a decent CBJ. Some LFK and light kisses on my neck. Started licking my ear while I started on top of her and fucked her super slow for about 10 min. Nice. Changed position to her on top and started bouncing on top of me real hard almost came right there. 25 min had now passed. Getting super hard not to blow my load on this super fine chica. The HK condom tip somehow ripped at the tip. Oh shit! Pulled out fast and put 1 of my own over it. Pumped away in perrito and finally finished the deal.

On the fence on repeating as there a few more 9's I want to try out. Not GFE or warm personality. Could use a little more passion (more so because of me not knowing spanish) but def 1 of the hottest at HK. She let me take a pic of her face / body, but I promised wouldn't share.

For anyone there last night hoping for chica identification. Slender, light skin with highlights. Spanish / Euro looking chick wearing a white 1 outfit with big letters. TECATE on it. I want this chick next!

[Baxter Slade]

I've been reading this forum and another for a while now and have finally prepared my first trip. The main reason for my trip is to check out Hong Kong and Adelita's, but will probably check out the other bars nearby as well. I'm not sure if I'll try out the street girls or not yet but probably will. I will be visiting the zona norte Oct 30 and 31, staying at Cascadas. Even after all the research I've done, I still have a few questions.

1. Can you get change easily at Bars like Hong Kong, Adelitas, if you go to the bar and get it yourself? Or is it too much of a hassle? For instance, Lets say I wanted a bunch of 1's to tip girls with, or just wanted a 50 or 100 broken.

2. Has anyone tried using the 50% coupon for Cascadas on the Las Chavelas website? Do they actually ask for proof of purchase for the bucket of beer or what?

3. Is anyone from this board going to Hong Kong on Halloween? Or the day before perhaps?

I usually make a trip to my bank before each Tijuana trip. Stock up on 1's 5's and 10's. I have found it best to seperate your money by denomination and now which pocket to go to for which bill. While you can get change at the bar, I find it to be a hassle and better to come prepared. It is also a good idea to hit a cambio in San Ysidro and change a 20 or 2 into pesos. The exchange rate in San Ysidro is usually a little better than you will find in Tijuana. I have found the best time to use pesos is when dealing with SG's. You will find an instant savings, when they ask for 20 dollars counter with 200 pesos and you will save about 4 dollars. I would stay away from bringing 50's or 100's. As far as 20's go its a good idea to have a bunch of them for back up. Just be careful where you keep them. Many people carry them in socks and shoes, but the bandito policia have been looking there. It is a good idea to sew a hidden pocket somewhere in to your clothing or find somewhere unconvential to stash the bulk of your bankroll.

As far as the coupon for 50% off at Cascadas it is a great deal. I used one a couple weeks ago. It can be kind of a hassle to use coupons in Mexico. I started out by finding a masero in LC who new a bit of english, (look for Eric he might remember how the coupon works) in the begining they couldn't figure out what I was trying to do they thought it was for 50 % off your beer. But anyway once they figure it out the manager will sign the back of the coupon. Then take it to the hotel and be prepared to wait awhile while they try to figure it out. But once they do you will get your 50 dollar room for 25.

And I will be there Halloween It is a fun day to be in the zona. I remember last year right around dusk a fog rolled in the ambience was perfect.

[HorseTrader]

A hot little HK chica with big natural boobs, yummy.

Suddenly I've become very thirsty and have a strong urge to book an immediate flight to San Diego.