Hong Kong Club Reports

[AjFox84]

I have only slept with four girls my whole life, and I am clean of STD's. I am going to make my first trip down to HK, next week. I can't wait. I have been reading a lot of helpful tips and tricks from this board, and I am very grateful. I bought Trojan Bare Skin condoms, a few weeks ago. I have never used a condom in my life. I tried one on and it only went down about 3/4 of the shaft. I am above average at 7', nothing too insane. Is the condom supposed to go all the way down the shaft or is 3/4 of the way fine? What brand of condoms do other guys around 7' like on here. Any help would be appreciated. Thank again.

[ScatManDoo]

I'm traveling to Mexico for holiday in a few months and I had a quick question. Do most of the SWs in HK look like the ladies on the mexicolinobar site? Are HK ladies prettier, less attractive, or the looks you find on the that page are about would you find in HK. I appreciate the help.

Before answering you, let me first correct a minor error in your post. Women that you find inside bars, like HK, are often referred to as Bar Girls. Street Girls and Street Walkers are found outside, generally on the sidewalk. The difference between Street Girls and Street Walkers is that Street Girls are working legally, have Health Cards and tend to stand in front of the Hotels they usually use for work sessions. Street Walkers lack legal permits to engage as sex workers in Tijuana, and thus they walk around LZ since they get busted often if they stand stationary in front of hotels that rent short-term room. All of these women (BGs, SGs & SWs) are often called chicas.

I am not alone in having the opinion that the best looking group of working girls in Tijuana can be found in Hong Kong Bar. I think they can make the best money there than anywhere else in Tijuana. They can sometimes negotiate $100 dollars for a 30 minute session (cita) and the money is all theirs. They only need to do some tip-outs. Bar Girls would have more difficulty in getting top rates in the other LZ bars, and Escort women generally need to give about a third of their fees to the escort agency and can see less men in a single evening due to logistics.

I've known Dennis, the owner of Mexico Lindo Bar (an escort agency-not a bar despite its name) since around 2005 or 2006. We are friends despite the fact that I have never hired an escort. Myself and other mongers used to always tease Dennis that he liked the heavier chicas and had a escort line-up dominated by fatties. But the last time that I ran into Dennis in LZ he told me "Hey ScatManDoo, look at my website now. I've got a lot of thinner chicas, that I know is your preferred body type". I did look at his website and I was pleasantly surprised that it pictured a much much larger roster than it used to carry, and most importantly, plenty of flacas (skinny girls). Just a warning though, his front page now features two chicas, and they definitely are girls that appeal to Dennis's tastes.

[Locke0000]

You don't need to sign up. When you arrive just tell the wait staff that you are there for 1) the fiesta, or 2) Dennis'party or Sampson's party, or 3) the Mexico Lindo party. You will immediately get escorted through the restaurant to the back room.

In the past Dennis has always held it like an open house with free beer. Stay as long as you like. They do clear out of the place (back room) within 30 or 60 minutes of the end time. If you like one of Dennis's escorts, he'll gladly schedule an appointment to get together. Some of the girls might even be available for paid sessions after the fiesta. Dennis can make suggestions about hotel accommodations. Most escorts, including all or most of Mexico Lindo's will not go to hotels inside of La Zona. Here's his escort service's website:

http://www.mexicolindobar.com/

On the top bar, hit the word "Fiesta" for additional details.

I'm traveling to Mexico for holiday in a few months and I had a quick question. Do most of the SWs in HK look like the ladies on the mexicolinobar site? Are HK ladies prettier, less attractive, or the looks you find on the that page are about would you find in HK. I appreciate the help.

[KC Questor]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

Cascadas will allow you to take a street girl up, but it is up to the girl as to whether or not she will. Many of the paraditas will only go to the hotel they stand in front of. But if they are standing around Cascadas, chances are they will go up with you.

And if you are talking about a civilian that you pick up at the motorcycle run in Rosarito, she may not be too inclined to go back to the Zona with you. YMMV.

[ScatManDoo]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

You can take Street Girls and bargirls from four different bars up to your room at Cascades. The four bars are Las Chevalas, Hong Kong, Bar Tropical and Malquerida (SP? Those four bars are owned by different members of the same family that owns Cascades. Some street girls may not be allowed up because they lack ID or have been previously banned for bad behavior.

[ScatManDoo]

Is there a sign up we have to do or something we have to say to let them know that we're there for MBL? Should I have a hotel room booked before hand or is that included in the whole deal? Is there a place I can go to find more details about this? Because this sounds like a great time but I've never ventured to anywhere outside of calle Coahuila.

You don't need to sign up. When you arrive just tell the wait staff that you are there for 1) the fiesta, or 2) Dennis'party or Sampson's party, or 3) the Mexico Lindo party. You will immediately get escorted through the restaurant to the back room.

In the past Dennis has always held it like an open house with free beer. Stay as long as you like. They do clear out of the place (back room) within 30 or 60 minutes of the end time. If you like one of Dennis's escorts, he'll gladly schedule an appointment to get together. Some of the girls might even be available for paid sessions after the fiesta. Dennis can make suggestions about hotel accommodations. Most escorts, including all or most of Mexico Lindo's will not go to hotels inside of La Zona. Here's his escort service's website:

http://www.mexicolindobar.com/

On the top bar, hit the word "Fiesta" for additional details.

[Rev420]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

[Muncher8888]

It's not recommended. 99% of the girls don't have a partner they'll do a proper three way with. In HK, the girls are spread out and running around hustling. The odds of finding 2 compatible girls without it being a rip off is not likely. If you want a sure thing, you're better off going the escort route. You can get a true three way for a full hour.

KC Questor added:

"Te gusta sexo con chicas?" (Do you like sex with women?

If she says yes, then ask "Cual chica prefieres para una arriba con nosotros?" (Which girl do you prefer to go upstairs with us?

And don't forget to ask "Cuantos?" (How much?)

Adding to what Scott and KC wrote: After she gave a great performance on the pole I bought dinner for a cute little spinner for pre game arriba warm up. I wanted to create a comfort level whereupon she could answer truthfully. And did. Asked her if she was into women for real, as in outside of HK also? "No, I will only act like it in here for the $. "

[Debau]

El Torito Bar on Revolution, near 3rd street.

The fiesta will be on Saturday, June 8th from roughly 7:30 to 10:00 PM.

Dennis holds it in one of the private rooms in the back, namely the Luis Montano Jr salon located in the back near the managers office.

Is there a sign up we have to do or something we have to say to let them know that we're there for MBL? Should I have a hotel room booked before hand or is that included in the whole deal? Is there a place I can go to find more details about this? Because this sounds like a great time but I've never ventured to anywhere outside of calle Coahuila.

[ScatManDoo]

What bar is that? They say the usual place but I have no idea what that is.

El Torito Bar on Revolution, near 3rd street.

The fiesta will be on Saturday, June 8th from roughly 7:30 to 10:00 PM.

Dennis holds it in one of the private rooms in the back, namely the Luis Montano Jr salon located in the back near the managers office.

[Mabba]

Its kind of hard to make arrangments to meet up when you can not accept PM s. But I will let you know about one of the escort services has a fiesta scheduled for June 8th. Free beer get a chance to see the escorts they have to offer and an oppurtunity to meet fellow hobbyists Its at a bar on Revolucion. . For more info go to there website. Mexicolindobar for details. And if you pay the subscription rate on here we could make plans to meet up.

What bar is that? They say the usual place but I have no idea what that is.

[Mabba]

Did anyone watch the puta pageant on the 22nd? Who won? I saw the first round but it was taking too long and was kinda boring. There were two hot strippers Yselle and the chick with the red dragon tattoo on her back plus around thirteen fat chicks with fake tits.

[Mabba]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all..

Sounds like at least half of it was good. Don't give up and keep posting your word experiences.

[Jackie888]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all.

My joints out at the hotel. I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said "you dropped" I dropped nothing..

Tipping. You tip too much. From now on, give the $1 to the driver and not a cent more. In the bathroom just grab the Listerine and use it, then give him a $1 afterwards. When I [CodeWord134], I tip a 25 cents. I make sure he sees the 25 cents so he doesn't expect more the next time. If he even looks at my 25 cents funny, I make sure to continuously use his bathroom without tipping. I don't give a shit what he says. It's not his bathroom.

Wallet. Girls grab my ass all the time. So I can understand if a wallet pops out, and a girl picks it up. If she pick pocketed you, she would have been off to the races and you would have to chase her down. She wouldn't have remained still with your goods in her hand. Speaking of goods in her hands.

Girls. You have blessed Karma. Can I hang out with you and get your left overs?

[United1]

100% agree. I think this point requires triple validation. My first HK was ruined because of the waiters trying to rip me off and provide bogus bulls%$t information. For the most part, you can sit wherever you want and order drinks at the bar. But avoid the waiters. I personally don't like everyone asking for a tip (bathroom guy, robe guy, Security guy, but that is your call.

For all of you new guys, avoid the waiters as much as you can. Especially the ones waiting at the bottom of the stairs when you first enter the club. They're there to size you up to see how much they can take from you. If you like a girl, just take her hand and take her to the bar, then order directly from the bartender. Dismiss every single waiter offering shit. Especially the ones offering you a girl.

You've been warned.