Hong Kong Club Reports

[Gualtier Malde]

If a girl acts cold, distant, not looking at you in the eyes, not smiling, not sidling close to you, grabbing you in the booth, kissing your lips, while drinking your fichas, then she doesn't like you, perhaps even hates you for some reasons, and won't give you sexy intimacy in bed.

Normal sessions with HK girls include CBJ, light lips kissing, covered sex in any position for 30 minutes. So what items you wanted that were off limits with these 2 girls?

Most girls would allow full access to their bodies, including sucking tits, massaging clits and fingering vaginas for stimulation. Before getting into bed, wash your hands with soap so they know your fingers are clean. If you spend lots of ficha and cita money on a few girls, they would allow more liberties in bed. Guys were doing BB sex, anal, beso negro and all sorts of kinky things with their favoritas, A few girls would cruise the club proposing sex with CIF, CIM, CIP, anything goes, with video, for the standard fare. Dianna is a VGL spinner, hanging out on 2nd floor.

I took an angelic-looking girl upstairs for sex. She had a rock-hard pair of newly-installed boobs that she would not allow me to touch or squeeze. I was not allowed to squeeze her bubble butt. She also propped my torso up with both hands, while my dick was poking her pussy, because my body was not supposed to tough hers. Damn. I was like fucking her with a remote control. She was very pretty, but I would never fuck her again.

You should spend more time, going from girl to girl, and negotiate specifics. As in all strip clubs, tips for touches is expected. I have seen guys, who touched and refused to tips, got complaints from the girls and rejected from the strip joint.

Fully understood. I was just giving a trip report on one particular girl. No need to go all tutorial on me!

Rubysomething was cold in the booth, which is why I got right to negotiations on restrictions. Hers were no kissing, no oral, no anal. That was enough for me (not that I was seeking anal, but the others plus the cold booth time was sufficient). And, she wanted more than normal for such a restricted menu.

Two weeks ago I had two girls, both sexy enough, both up front about their liberal upstairs program, both at a good rate (1000 pesos), and they both delivered above and beyond expectations. So I guess I was jaded on this visit. (Oh, and the first one smiled and giggled the rest of the night when I passed her by and patted her sweet bottom, and never asked for a tip.

Last night's second one's only restriction was DATY. We had a pretty good romp, at normal HK rates. She's 20, cute, pretty much worth the price of admission.

[Sedition]

First time in Tijuana. Will be coming down from San Fran.

Sounds like it's easy enough to get across border and to Mexico, main thing I'm curious about are A few details like whether master room is worth it? With the 20% off it seems like a pretty good deal with VIP.

I'm thinking of flying down Saturday morning and coming back Monday afternoon.

This would be a short trip but would be mostly to get my feet wet. Flights are only 100-150 $ from San Fran so I can get cheap deals easily for future weekends.

I'm concerned about the comments about things turning into sausagefeats on weekends. It implies there's difficulty in finding a woman let alone someone high on the value scale. Also concerned this may mean I'm set up for failure if I literally target the weekend. On the other hand people imply Monday and Tuesday is also a bit dead which is not great for women turn out.

My worst case option would be to find an escort but I imagine even in daytime I wouldn't be able to get them to come to hotel Cascada. I'm not super comfortable with SG as I'm worried about if they're clean or junkies and whether there's any risks beyond that to be aware of. I've heard escorts are doable with part time love hotels but concerned about the hotel requiring my passport for some reason?

I generally enjoy FKK and strip clubs and think I'd really enjoy the combo of it at HK where I can have fun with HK girls then go upstairs for more fun. Seems getting tequila in my room to loosen up girls is recommended.

Beyond that sounds like try to use pesos and negotiate to around 60-80 usd equivalent in pesos. I'm a fan of curvy girls though spinners can be interesting too. Also sounds like I should bring my own condoms.

I'll remember to check they have my room reservation and room available before whipping out the VIP pass and also will remember to get the coupons for free / half off lap dances etc.

It sounds like I should be OK without knowing Spanish but having memorized certain phrases would help?

[Captain Solo]

If a girl acts cold, distant, not looking at you in the eyes, not smiling, not sidling close to you, grabbing you in the booth, kissing your lips, while drinking your fichas, then she doesn't like you, perhaps even hates you for some reasons, and won't give you sexy intimacy in bed.

Normal sessions with HK girls include CBJ, light lips kissing, covered sex in any position for 30 minutes. So what items you wanted that were off limits with these 2 girls?

Most girls would allow full access to their bodies, including sucking tits, massaging clits and fingering vaginas for stimulation. Before getting into bed, wash your hands with soap so they know your fingers are clean. If you spend lots of ficha and cita money on a few girls, they would allow more liberties in bed. Guys were doing BB sex, anal, beso negro and all sorts of kinky things with their favoritas, A few girls would cruise the club proposing sex with CIF, CIM, CIP, anything goes, with video, for the standard fare. Dianna is a VGL spinner, hanging out on 2nd floor.

I took an angelic-looking girl upstairs for sex. She had a rock-hard pair of newly-installed boobs that she would not allow me to touch or squeeze. I was not allowed to squeeze her bubble butt. She also propped my torso up with both hands, while my dick was poking her pussy, because my body was not supposed to tough hers. Damn. I was like fucking her with a remote control. She was very pretty, but I would never fuck her again.

You should spend more time, going from girl to girl, and negotiate specifics. As in all strip clubs, tips for touches is expected. I have seen guys, who touched and refused to tips, got complaints from the girls and rejected from the strip joint.

Re Gualtier Malde Saw an absolutely stunning cutie tonight, at least to me. Sitting at the back bar, she smiled when I did. I said Hi, and she spoke perfect English. Turns out she lived in Seattle and also the Bay Area. The good news is that she was smoking hot. The bad news is she was not at all "spicy" when we booth to enjoy a drink. She was all conversation and no play. I finally got right to the point, and we had a discussion about her rules of engagement. She had so many restrictions, at such a high price, I just smiled, got up, said it was nice to meet ya. Rubysomething. It was tattooed on her right arm, just forgot the last part of the name.

Walked to the front, smiled at an average looking cutie dancing the poles, she mouthed "upstairs?" Well, of course, and off we went. Ended up she had similar restrictions, but she was a much cheaper date.

One chubby girl at the steps in the middle wiggled her butt at me aggressively, and smiled. I give her butt a friendly tap. She stopped me and said "one dollar to touch". I was pretty shocked, but gave her a dollar, after saying if I'm paying it better be a really good touch. And gave her nipple and boob a nice, long massage. We called it even.

[Gualtier Malde]

Saw an absolutely stunning cutie tonight, at least to me. Sitting at the back bar, she smiled when I did. I said Hi, and she spoke perfect English. Turns out she lived in Seattle and also the Bay Area. The good news is that she was smoking hot. The bad news is she was not at all "spicy" when we boothed to enjoy a drink. She was all conversation and no play. I finally got right to the point, and we had a discussion about her rules of engagement. She had so many restrictions, at such a high price, I just smiled, got up, said it was nice to meet ya. Rubysomething. It was tattooed on her right arm, just forgot the last part of the name.

Walked to the front, smiled at an average looking cutie dancing the poles, she mouthed "upstairs?" Well, of course, and off we went. Ended up she had similar restrictions, but she was a much cheaper date.

One chubby girl at the steps in the middle wiggled her butt at me aggressively, and smiled. I give her butt a friendly tap. She stopped me and said "one dollar to touch". I was pretty shocked, but gave her a dollar, after saying if I'm paying it better be a really good touch. And gave her nipple and boob a nice, long massage. We called it even.

I was in a hurry tonight. Obligations north of the border. But it wasn't a bad hour or so.

[The Tall Man]

HK's coupons really work. Monday and Tuesday coupon for 2 beers and an appetizer is good. The appetizer is the lumps of jello on top of a nude chica on a stretcher. The coupon for free lap dance are also good. The chicas make $11 with that voucher, so they like it as much as being bought fichas.

HK should start selling pussy gift cards, including hotel, with volume discount for the holidays, like $50 or less per session. Buy a dozen gift cards for yourself or your shifty father in law. Come to the club and pick out any girl you want to fuck in the hotel. HK would pay the girls a fix rate. That would generate a lot more business and happiness for all involved.

Chicago club just expanded double in size and is gearing up to compete against HK. I hope the will recruit a lot of hot girls and design a good, sexy entertainment program with the new facility.

GNRPorche.

Do the Hong Kong coupons work? They have a lot one is free dance and appetizer. I tried coupon for hotel for tropical last year they acted like it wasn't real and wouldn't use it.

Great marketing ideas.

I too hope that CC steps up their efforts, some good competition would be a win win for all of us.

TTM.

[ScottHall]

Again, this is all great info. Plus I almost died laughing at pussy coupons and shifty father in law. You guys are awesome.

I like the idea of using HK just to meet the girls and then take them out later when they are not working. Anytime I go to Tijuana, I'm going to get a room at Cascadas anyway, so why bring her to that room for $80 when I can bring her there on her off day for half or less? Maybe it's not that simple, but that is the impression I got from reading the board. I could be wrong.

Also, I've read that you can get BBBJ, MSOG, DFK, and DATY for an hour for $100 or less from escorts. I'll try that on my next trip (although, I think you need a room outside of the zona for this). That seems to be the play when you want the works.

If you want to spend $10 on a cheap quickie, then street girls are the way to go.

If you want to spend $10 to flirt with hotter chicks than the street girls, it seems the private booth dances are the way to go. (I'm counting the $21 dances as 2 for $21 which is basically the same as a $9 ficha).

I swear man, you guys make it sound great. Thanks for all the info.

The more I read, then more I just want to pack my shit and move down there. Currently working on my Spanish as we speak.

You're a bit off base. It's still a strip club, not a mingling service. Girls aren't going to meet on their day off unless you give them a few hundred. I feel like you're overthinking this. HK is the greatest club in the world with the greatest collection of girls. Spend your money on them. I wouldn't worry about the lap dance prices, those are unnecessary. Most girls will give you plenty of attention for a $1 tip at a time.

[Loxxii]

Again, this is all great info. Plus I almost died laughing at pussy coupons and shifty father in law. You guys are awesome.

I like the idea of using HK just to meet the girls and then take them out later when they are not working. Anytime I go to Tijuana, I'm going to get a room at Cascadas anyway, so why bring her to that room for $80 when I can bring her there on her off day for half or less? Maybe it's not that simple, but that is the impression I got from reading the board. I could be wrong.

Also, I've read that you can get BBBJ, MSOG, DFK, and DATY for an hour for $100 or less from escorts. I'll try that on my next trip (although, I think you need a room outside of the zona for this). That seems to be the play when you want the works.

If you want to spend $10 on a cheap quickie, then street girls are the way to go.

If you want to spend $10 to flirt with hotter chicks than the street girls, it seems the private booth dances are the way to go. (I'm counting the $21 dances as 2 for $21 which is basically the same as a $9 ficha).

I swear man, you guys make it sound great. Thanks for all the info.

The more I read, then more I just want to pack my shit and move down there. Currently working on my Spanish as we speak.

[Steven]

I read that we should not use ice in our drinks because when it melts, it is just like drinking Mexican tap water

I usually drink out of the can, but in this day and age, in most Mexican cities, in respectable restaurants and bars like HK, purified ice is provided. Bad publicity if people get sick.- Steven

Overall, I did not see the appeal of HK. Granted, I was there during the week and before dark, but for what I'd spend there for just a dance, I could actually bang two different street girls. Maybe it will eventually grow on me.

For me is a place to recharge. Do a favorite SG, Then go HK and relax, meet some fun girls, have a couple of drinks with coupon, enjoy the sights, sounds, smells, touches, lap dance with coupon, perhaps meet someone for upstairs if budget allows, which it usually doesn't. Give lots of dollar tips to the women and men who work there. Then, outside for seconds. With established relationships with the best girls, outside, you get same or more for a third the cost. Well, maybe the bed ain't as clean, but what do they charge, $17?

[Captain Solo]

HK's coupons really work. Monday and Tuesday coupon for 2 beers and an appetizer is good. The appetizer is the lumps of jello on top of a nude chica on a stretcher. The coupon for free lap dance are also good. The chicas make $11 with that voucher, so they like it as much as being bought fichas.

HK should start selling pussy gift cards, including hotel, with volume discount for the holidays, like $50 or less per session. Buy a dozen gift cards for yourself or your shifty father in law. Come to the club and pick out any girl you want to fuck in the hotel. HK would pay the girls a fix rate. That would generate a lot more business and happiness for all involved.

Chicago club just expanded double in size and is gearing up to compete against HK. I hope the will recruit a lot of hot girls and design a good, sexy entertainment program with the new facility.

GNRPorche.

Do the Hong Kong coupons work? They have a lot one is free dance and appetizer. I tried coupon for hotel for tropical last year they acted like it wasn't real and wouldn't use it.

[ScatManDoo]

This is good info. A girl told me a dance was $21. I wish I'd known they also dance for you if you buy a $9 ficha.

In Hong Kong Gentleman's Club the "lap dance" you might get from the chicas when buying her a ficha drink is conducted at you table, booth or stool inside the club (& in front of dozens of eyes). The $21 "dance" that was offered to you by the stage dancer would likely be a "Private" dance conducted for two songs in one of HK's small "privado" booths.

This brings up another question. I've actually blown my load from lap dances in the US. Some places really grind on it. If this happened in HK, how would it go over?

In the past some mongers have had BJs & other sex acts in the privados. It's really up to the chica.

The last thing I want is to be escorted out or arrested after some chick punches me in the face for skeeting while she grinds on me, LOL.

It's really up to the chica to be either happy or sad with whatever tip you leave (on) her (or the walls of the privado). Try doing it for free on Monday or Tuesdays or at half price on other days with these coupons:http://www.hktijuana.com/specials.php.

Also, when you take a HK girl up, do they upsell? The price may be worth it to me only if DATY and / or MSOG is allowed.

The general rule in Tijuana with bar girls is that a half hour cita will include a BJ, sex in multiple positions with a completely nude chica. Contrast this with typical street girl arrangements where the citas are usually 15 to 20 minutes in length and the typical cita (without detailed negotiations) might not include a BJ, a completely disrobed chica, and maybe no more that one position.

Again I'm speaking in general terms of what typically occurs in many, if not most circumstances. Generally these fine points (will she take off all her clothes? Will she allow more than one position? Will the cita start withy a BJ?) must be negotiated with street girls to avoid upselling in the room but are generally performed by bar girls in the room without upselling. But there certainly are exceptions. Like the rare BG that tries to keep her top on or the even rarer SG that won't say no.

Things like DATY or MSOG should generally be negotiated upfront with both bar girls and street girls unless you're the type that's a natural charmer that likes to see how far they can go or get.

[Talapia19]

Hello guys,

I just thought I would share my first time story here in Tijuana. Maybe I'll break this into parts, it might run a little long. I've mongered in Asia for a long time, but I now live in California near Tijuana and thought, maybe I'll take a drive and see what all the fuss is about. Oh my god. Goodbye Bangkok, Hello, Tijuana!

I read the forums and prepared for my trip.

Quick tips for noobs: 1. Walking from the border to HK is very easy and doable. 2. it seems USD is a lot easier to use at the clubs.

I checked in to Cascadas about 1 PM Wednesday, thought maybe I'll take a nap and wait till it gets dark. Couldn't sleep so I said fuck it I'll go to HK. I was like a kid in a candy shop, I really couldn't help myself and was in a VIP room going at it by 3 PM. In retrospect I think my excitement got the best of me. As I paid 1500 pesos for the VIP room and another 1500 for the lady. Huge tits, big ass, nice waist. That's all I needed. (If any of you brothers have been to Thailand, those qualities are rare indeed).

By this time I was a few drinks and shots in. Here is where I said to myself, I need to keep this party going. I walk outside the club, sun is still in full effect LOL, oh no what I'm I doing. So I walked drunkly over to pharmacy and bought some "helpers" just so I don't have to worry about whiskey dick.

Went back to HK had more drinks, talked to a guy, might be one of you guys! I told him my ambitious plan of staying at Cascadas for the thanksgiving weekend and just going wild. He told me to pace myself, from experience LOL.

A couple hours past in paradise and I find another slim waisted thick girl. She didn't seem to excited about sitting with me at first, but when she came to sit at the booth she warmed up. Some grinding, talking and up to the room for round 2! She jumped on top with the RCG and all I could see was that glorious ass bouncing up and down! After a few moments, she spun around to CG and holy shit guys, when she started talking in Spanish I couldn't handle my shit and blew my load. 1200 P this time. This girl seemed to like me a lot? Invited me out to have dinner with her after work. Is that typical? In any case, I said sure.

She went back down, I just lay in my room in a haze of bliss. About 2 hours pass, I get the text to meet outside for dinner. Told me to text her tomorrow, she got in the cab. But I wasn't done.

Went back to HK, this time walked in, found a hot blonde, took her upstairs, but by this time I was running on fumes! Barely made it through but she went in to doggy and that's all I needed! This time it was $80. Finally, I passed out in my bed with a smile.

Day 1.

[Loxxii]

GNR,

You are making it too hard on yourself. Follow this script: (senior members, please add if I'm missing anything).

1. Doesn't matter the time of day.

2. Go in with the type of girl you like to grind you in mind.

3. Make eye contact with the one YOU want.

4. Take her by the hand to where you want to sit.

5. As if she wants a drink (I think it's $9).

6. Enjoy the next 10 minutes of grinding.

7. Repeat from step 5, if you want her to continue. Or, start over from #3.

Unlike US clubs, these girls are already in the lap dance mode when someone buys them a drink.

This is good info. A girl told me a dance was $21. I wish I'd known they also dance for you if you buy a $9 ficha.

This brings up another question. I've actually blown my load from lap dances in the US. Some places really grind on it. If this happened in HK, how would it go over? The last thing I want is to be escorted out or arrested after some chick punches me in the face for skeeting while she grinds on me, LOL.

Also, when you take a HK girl up, do they upsell? The price may be worth it to me only if DATY and / or MSOG is allowed.

[Loxxii]

I decided to hang out in HK for the first time. The masero sat me at the big booth in the back. I don't drink, so I ordered a soda for $4 and tipped him $1. He brought me a can and a glass with ice. I didn't think about it until later, but I read that we should not use ice in our drinks because when it melts, it is just like drinking Mexican tap water. Luckily, I did not get sick. I was able to fill my glass 3 times so I did not order another soda.

I was there for around 20 minutes total. Maybe 3 girls came up to my booth asking for fichas and feeling me up. I declined and tipped each of them $1. They seem to speak better english than street girls. I tipped $1 to maybe 2 girls on stage. One had a massive ass. She quoted me $21 for a dance (LOL, really?) and $80 for arriba. I declined both even though she was built pretty close to how I like them.

Overall, I did not see the appeal of HK. Granted, I was there during the week and before dark, but for what I'd spend there for just a dance, I could actually bang two different street girls. Maybe it will eventually grow on me.

[Captain Solo]

The first rule in HK is not to be bashful. All HK girls are available for all kinds of entertainment. If you wait for them to make the first move, only the grade be or grade see, less popular ones would go around wiggling their boobs on your face and grinding their crotches on your legs to make the deals. To find the best sex partners, you just have to wander the club, find the ones you want and start the negotiation using the universal language of love and sex hehe.

You can have your girls do lap dance in the club by buying them $9 ficha and find a secluded area to grope and probe their sexy bodies while they grind their crotches on your lap. Each ficha should last around 15 min of meaningful conversation (and all the touching and groping to your heart's desire. However privacy is limited in the bar, and some girls can be shy. The perverts sitting next to you will likely eye all your sexy moves.

Official lap dances in Miami's booths cost $21 and last around 3 to 4 songs. The girls make $11 and HK makes $10 There are free lap dance coupon for Monday and Tuesday, and half off coupon other days, where HK girls make $11 and HK makes zeros. Just get vouchers from customer service, pick any girl and take her into Miami, hand the vouchers to the lap dance mesero and go in the booth with frosted glass and complete privacy. A lot can happen inside these booths depending on how much you tip and deals you make. The girls can take all clothes off for 100% nude and reportedly do BJ and full sex. Of course your hands can go everywhere and penetrate anything. One VGL girl was horny as a cat, urging me "fuck me, fuck me " inside the booth.

Both kinds of lap dances are fun, sexy and very helpful in finding out if the girls will be good partners in bed. I got turned on big time by these sexy beauties inside the frosted glass booths.

[Captain Solo]

Lots of Mexican girls speak good English. Just found 3 young and hot English speaking girls in HK.

Anessa de Sinaloa is perfect 5'4 100 Lbs, with her pretty, smiling face, perfect body, natural boobs and butt, light skin, no tattoo. She's one of the best looking girls in HK with her sweet, shy, pretty smile and dreamy eyes. She cruises the club and dances on bar Kowloon.

Alondra is medium height, 5'6 110 Lbs, slim light skin, nice sweet smile.

Darly de Tijuana is a petite brunette 5,2 98 Lbs all natural asset. She hangs out near Miami door. She wanted $100 to go to the hotel but quickly dropped to guess how much. She's nice and sweet in bed but just does not have the same fun, charms, glamor and sexiness of Tracy. Got her phone to hook up outside the club.