Hong Kong Club Reports

[Cobra Comander]

I don't think anyone here cares about your gay friends tests and experiences,your last post below is repulsive and childish are you 9 yrs old?

BTW,do us all a favor and delete this nonsense post.

This offends you and you think the poster is immature BUT YOU make us read this BS?

Perfume is nice but can get some guys in hot waters back home if you know what I mean?
Shit man your getting too serious now jewelry too?
Just get her a wedding ring a get it over with
Btw, that pussy stench can turn me off fast, I had a few that bad, I just don't have the guts to tell her to go wash that stinky dead fish with some gasoline or something LOL!
What options do you have? Can you just cancel the deal in the room and everything is cool?
That bad smell means few things, she just had her period
Also the girl can stink if she has yeast infection which guys can catch too.
So if it smell like dead squid under the summer sun yummy!
Watch for flies, Sushi anyone?

Squid jokes, washing with gasoline suggestions and sushi references are SO funny.


CC

[Member #4450]

1. My gay friends use the finger test, while they are dancing, they stick their fingers in each other's butts, and give it a taste. You could also ask the midget waiter from ADELITA to help you out.... HE CAN'T KEEP HS NOSE OUT OF EVERYBODY'S BUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Badda-Boom

2. Wait til some other guy goes with her, and when he comes downstairs,
politely ask if you can Smell his dick... GIGGITY GIGGITY

I don't think anyone here cares about your gay friends tests and experiences,your last post below is repulsive and childish are you 9 yrs old?

BTW,do us all a favor and delete this nonsense post.

[Rabo Verde]

1. My gay friends use the finger test, while they are dancing, they stick their fingers in each other's butts, and give it a taste. You could also ask the midget waiter from ADELITA to help you out.... HE CAN'T KEEP HS NOSE OUT OF EVERYBODY'S BUSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Badda-Boom

2. Wait til some other guy goes with her, and when he comes downstairs,
politely ask if you can Smell his dick... GIGGITY GIGGITY

[Member #4450]

You could have the hotel manger smell your finger and then ask for your room fee back ( be prepared to get your nose punched). lol

LOL!
I'm a sport fisherman I can tolerate some fish stench, nothing is worse than dead warm squid I use for bait LOL!

[Sgt Perv]

Shit man your getting too serious now jewelry too?
Just get her a wedding ring a get it over with

I have not spent over $5 ,I do not believe, for any one token.

I gather them throughout the year and keep them in my shaving kit during TJ season.

The possible stank problem:

1. You could get a pre-finger dip. That would be one way to test her innersoul.

2. You could playfully make an excuse to kiss her thigh and then take a snort
.
3. You could ask her if her "monkey" is "funky"......be prepared to get your face smacked.

4. You could stick cotton balls in your nose like the coroners do (your choice of scent...I like Jazmin).

5. You could apply cologne on yourself ( it takes a few minutes for you to get use to it).

6. You could carry an empty mustard bottle filled with water/vinegar and then squirt her.

I am pretty sure once she drops the linen ......you owe unless you have a "no funk" clause in your deal prior to going arriba.

You could have the hotel manger smell your finger and then ask for your room fee back ( be prepared to get your nose punched). lol

[Member #4450]

The only thing I would put in the card would be a couple American ribbed condoms and then politely offer her assistance in using her gift. I totally believe in offering small tokens but that teddy bear and flower guys can keep their products.

Got to be somewhat original, not obviously lazy, in your tokens.

Just for example, my held secret, at flea markets in US you can get small vial perfumes (I love the little bottles and it is easy for the chica to store)) cheap and women love scents.

It is a scent that they normally would not have in Tijuana.

I am only talking about a couple dollars and it really works well with the chicas. The scent will remind them of you for later action.

Plus if you happen to get a chica who forgot to shower you can always "accidentally" spill it on them. LOL

I have had chicas remember me (by name) after a year because of this (it sure was not my Mr. Happy) and that is hard to do with all the people they interact with in a year.

Another thing is ear rings small easy to store. Great for work jewery.

I have given a pair to a sad (depressed) looking chica and got her to smile. Later a came back for a nice session.

Perfume is nice but can get some guys in hot waters back home if you know what I mean?
Shit man your getting too serious now jewelry too?
Just get her a wedding ring a get it over with
Btw, that pussy stench can turn me off fast, I had a few that bad, I just don't have the guts to tell her to go wash that stinky dead fish with some gasoline or something LOL!
What options do you have? Can you just cancel the deal in the room and everything is cool?
That bad smell means few things, she just had her period
Also the girl can stink if she has yeast infection which guys can catch too.
So if it smell like dead squid under the summer sun yummy!
Watch for flies, Sushi anyone?

[Sgt Perv]

That's not a bad idea, girls really fall for that especially if it's cash inside!

The only thing I would put in the card would be a couple American ribbed condoms and then politely offer her assistance in using her gift. I totally believe in offering small tokens but that teddy bear and flower guys can keep their products.

Got to be somewhat original, not obviously lazy, in your tokens.

Just for example, my held secret, at flea markets in US you can get small vial perfumes (I love the little bottles and it is easy for the chica to store)) cheap and women love scents.

It is a scent that they normally would not have in Tijuana.

I am only talking about a couple dollars and it really works well with the chicas. The scent will remind them of you for later action.

Plus if you happen to get a chica who forgot to shower you can always "accidentally" spill it on them. LOL

I have had chicas remember me (by name) after a year because of this (it sure was not my Mr. Happy) and that is hard to do with all the people they interact with in a year.

Another thing is ear rings small easy to store. Great for work jewery.

I have given a pair to a sad (depressed) looking chica and got her to smile. Later a came back for a nice session.

[Member #4450]

As long as it is a trick.

That's not a bad idea, girls really fall for that especially if it's cash inside!
Had you ever saw that guy selling flowers and teddy bears in AB?
Sometimes when your nice to them they don't act so mechanical, but of course they are just working nothing more.

[Sgt Perv]

As long as it is a trick.

[Jackie888]

The girls wearing the sashes that say "Edecan" (model) are still in training. They have a tendency to be more selective, and may say they don't do upstairs, but I think the common consensus is that they do go up stairs, it is just going to cost you more, in time and money. These are the girls that you do not want to directly approach, and give them a low ball offer for sex, without warming them up first, or at least getting them drunk.

Just remember that each girl's situation is different. Some really need the money, some just want to party, and some are really fiending to get high. You need to get a read for what each chick is about, and what her situation is like that day.

From my experience, the girls in sashes are genuinely surprised when you start negotiating.

I don't think they're used to it.

[Sdguy777]

When I want to go upstairs with one of the Hong Kong girls I'm careful not to get ficha fucked. I'm happy to buy her a couple of drinks. But we need to reach what diplomats call an agreement in principle before I'll buy any more. If she's not willing to go up, the waiter gets waived off on his next pass. Ditto if she says OK, but I'm getting the starfish vibe from her.

Bunky

Can't agree more. I buy the first drink of their choice at AD, CC or HK, the second one if its within a 1/2 hour of the first is a beer (cerveza solamente). Lets see her pound that second drink just as fast.

[Member #4450]

That is so sweet ,you're such a romantic

I have to admit I am a gentleman and I like to be nice to the girls sometimes the trick works and I get specials or extras I say making love not sex

[Sgt Perv]

I guess AB is a different animal, I had girls come to me and straight out ask me if I want to F..K, that's too much to rough for my taste, I like the soft feminine approach and say hi first what's your name and the rest of the blah, blah B.S..

That is so sweet ,you're such a romantic

Now that I remember I can get a SG for the same 20 bucks?
It sounds to me like HK is overpriced Am I wrong?

As far as getting a lap dance verses a SG, I agree with you.

Some people want the foreplay though.

[Pablito Diablito]

Is there anyway to know who's a provider and who's just a dancer?

The girls wearing the sashes that say "Edecan" (model) are still in training. They have a tendency to be more selective, and may say they don't do upstairs, but I think the common consensus is that they do go up stairs, it is just going to cost you more, in time and money. These are the girls that you do not want to directly approach, and give them a low ball offer for sex, without warming them up first, or at least getting them drunk.

Just remember that each girl's situation is different. Some really need the money, some just want to party, and some are really fiending to get high. You need to get a read for what each chick is about, and what her situation is like that day.

[Member #4450]

Thanks for ol the info!
BTW, maybe someone can explain the private booth dance deal a little better?
Is it worth the $20, is every girl the same way in the private dance I mean can you finger, kiss, bite, chew it up, slap it etc, etc.. for a 20?
Now that I remember I can get a SG for the same 20 bucks?
It sounds to me like HK is overpriced Am I wrong?

I guess AB is a different animal, I had girls come to me and straight out ask me if I want to F..K, that's too much to rough for my taste, I like the soft feminine approach and say hi first what's your name and the rest of the blah, blah B.S.
I guess AB is more like a glory hole!