Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

VIP cards have expire dates written on the back, plus unique ID# to track expire dates in HK's super computer.

My official name in HK's registry is " Hans Solo," also known as "El Capitan" in the bar.

HK's chicas get drippy wet each time they think of their hot sessions and their huge orgasms with El Capitan in bed. Hehe.

[Captain Solo]

HK hands out so many freebies, it qualifies as a Mexico's charity under the Red Cross / Red Crescent.

When will HK's management get the hints that they should be handing out free sex to VIPs with the hottest chicas in the house?

[SwFun4]

Does VIP card still look like this? Thanks!

Are the cards tied to an email address or have an ID number?

[DrMcNaughty]

Does VIP card still look like this? Thanks!

[SwFun4]

HK's limousine will pick up at the PEMEX station next to the rotary, South of the old entry point and the McDonald. But the wait can be long, 30,45 minutes.

Or HK VIPs can take taxi, pay for it and get $5 reimbursed for the ride. Sometimes HK's taxi tout would run into front desk to get $5 to pay the waiting taxis.

So for the limo if it is available it might be worth it but probably not worth waiting for?

Good to know the taxi thing is for VIP members only. That being said it does help defray the cost of the VIP membership which makes it (a little) more attractive.

[Captain Solo]

There is no vacation better and more fun than partying and having hot sex with pretty young girls all night, then doing [CodeWord118] in the day time, surfing, diving, deep sea fishing / spearing, Baja 500 cross country Race in the wilderness along the peninsula, or sea-food sport eating.

Sport eating is a new sport in which guys eat loads of fresh seafood caught off Baja's shores, washing down with copious amounts of local cervezas all day until they burst. I know a couple ISG guys with big stomachs who can down a ton of fresh tuna, bass, shark, clams, shrimps, octopus ect with a couple cases of local cervezas in 1 seating hehe.

Better hurry and enjoy Tijuana chicas's natural assets along with Baja's wilderness before it's all black topped over with rows after rows of cheap apartments like San Fernando valley.

[DrMcNaughty]

Its Friday! Booked suite at Cascadas Sat Sun Mon nights. Monday's my bday. F'and 50 haha. Already got damn aarp letter! Friends meeting Tuesday for a baja surf trip. A couple of them want to make the Tijuana part of party but they're fucking pussies and believe what the media says about Tijuana, so I'm not counting on them making it.

[Captain Solo]

HK's limousine will pick up at the PEMEX station next to the rotary, South of the old entry point and the McDonald. But the wait can be long, 30,45 minutes.

Or HK VIPs can take taxi, pay for it and get $5 reimbursed for the ride. Sometimes HK's taxi tout would run into front desk to get $5 to pay the waiting taxis.

[Captain Solo]

HK has lesbian shows many times during the night on stages on first and second floor, with girls sucking, licking genitalia, penetrating vaginally and anally with huge dildos and power tools, hissing, sighing in pleasure, while guys sit around the stage with faces imbedded into strippers' foamy crotches.

Quite a few hot strippers can put on very sexy and sensuous acts with other girls. Of course they would have sex with both sexes. You should watch their shows and pick out girls with the sexiest appeals to you. Or you can ask the stage handlers, Andrea, Lilo or Anthony, for recommendations. They know the girls' sex habits intimately and would point to those open to session with couples.

Adelita and Chicago now also have lesbian shows, so jump right in and mingle. Tijuana offers some of the most erotic entertainment 24/7 by the hottest and sexiest girls on the planet. Your wife may enjoy it so much that she may suggest you sell the house and move to Tijuana hehe.

[Ctytek]

I suggest the bros stick to the rate of "Un mil con propinas" for a session with all bar girls.

I second this motion!

[Elmer Fuddness]

Saw conflicting reports on couples. Someone mentioned the girls hate couples, HK now has a couples package? My thoughts were to just go on a weekend and churn through the roughly 80 dancers, I can't imagine this would be a problem but some people mentioned that at least 50% of the dancers are just stripping?

I mean if we're going to swing and miss we might as well use an agency. Thoughts?

[Captain Solo]

As soon as Chicago went 24/7, HK and Adelita had to match their competition. This is the leverage the bros should use to get better prices and services.

Bars' chicas have big balls, always asking $100 for a session. But they are keenly aware of competition. Don't let the chicas bluff you. There are a hundred other pretty girls ready to take your offer. I suggest the bros stick to the rate of "Un mil con propinas" for a session with all bar girls. They would usually accept that offer, but if they don't, just go on to the next pretty girls. Don't let the chicas dictate high prices and hard terms to you.

Also if you have any issues at the bars or hotels, make serious complaints and suggestions to the management and document the incidents for future follow ups. In the past I refused to pay for dirty rooms, shouted to hotel managers " NO LIMPIA. Wash your fucking sheets. " Soon La Zona will earn Michelin's 5-star ratings for quality of chicas, bars, hotels and hot services.

Help El Presidente Enrique Peña Nieto improve quality of life, tame inflation, keep costs of living and fucking down, just for those time he sneaks away from his actress wife and visit La Zona.

[SwFun4]

I emailed HK about a few things and 2 tid-bits I thought worth sharing.

1. They claimed the HK limo and town car wait to do pick-ups at the old border crossing. Seems like a good way to save taxi fare. Would be curious if they would be willing to stop just long enough to pick up figral somewhere. Guess it all depends on the tip.

2. They recommended taking a white (Libre) taxi and if you go to customer service they will refund the fare.

Any truth to that claim?

[SwFun4]

So back to normal. That's great news!

Just googled the HK (and Adelitas for that matter) and their company profile shows they are both 24 hours now. Parts of their websites say it as well. But some parts still say 10 am. I am sure the 24 hours is accurate but with only partial website updates it creates room for confusion.

[Zhagolo52]

So back to normal. That's great news!

At Zhagolo.

Since Chicago went 24 hour a few weeks ago, HK returned to its 24 hour work shift.

Between 4 to 8 AM there are usually 10 to 12 younger girls partying, mostly young, hard partying animals.

8 to 10 is cleaning time with parts of the club closed, but guys and girls continue to party in the club.

10 to 8 PM there are usually 40 to 60 girls. After 8 PM more girls start coming in, total about 80 to 100 all night until shift end at 2 AM.

I wandered in the club at all hours, have not been stopped.