Hong Kong Club Reports

[Engjoe]

Travel plans got f*cked up, so just here tonight. You speak Spanish and need a wingman / trainee who buys you beers? I'm your man. Happy to relieve you of any spinners as well. Cheers.

[SaltShaker]

No. However, you are the expert on SG and SW? If that is your thing, check out:

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What ever floats your boat. Thanks for sharing.

Man you suck always putting down other fellow members. You're the only here who gets the prettiest virgins in Tijuana you're the big shot but funny that you still paying the Hos to get some pussy so you're not better than most here so what makes you special or above the rest? Again man GTFO! And keep your offensive remarks for your mama.

[Member #4450]

Let me guess.

The visual is her big Adam apple.

The physical is her long dick and a pair of big balls in her crotch?

Man you suck always putting down other fellow members. You're the only here who gets the prettiest virgins in Tijuana you're the big shot but funny that you still paying the Hos to get some pussy so you're not better than most here so what makes you special or above the rest? Again man GTFO! And keep your offensive remarks for your mama.

[Captain Solo]

Let me guess.

The visual is her big Adam apple.

The physical is her long dick and a pair of big balls in her crotch?

Yes. Did you have a chance to arriba with her? Only the bros who arriba her know of two special features about her super sweet feminine characteristics? One is visual and the other is physical. Both are mind blowing that you do not normally see on woman / chicas?

[Jackie888]

Yes. Did you have a chance to arriba with her? Only the bros who arriba her know of two special features about her super sweet feminine characteristics? One is visual and the other is physical. Both are mind blowing that you do not normally see on woman / chicas?

Not upstairs. But I had the opportunity to buy her drinks and share besos. I was expecting a Vixen because she is tall with big tatas. Her sweetness really surprised me in many great ways. She is definitely on my list.

[Member #4450]

Also easy on the tipping. You are using an American standard. Taxi drivers quoted you $10 bc they anticipate negotiations that would lower it to $5 for the ride. $1 is almost the standard for tipping. If you insist on tipping $10 at a time, they are going to line up to take advantage of you, especially the waiters. If you insist on sharing your wealth, tip often in $1 increments

Good advise go easy on the tipping I never tip the cab driver I just give him the $5 fare and be happy. WTF for no reason everyone in the zona wants a tip and don't give anyone more than a buck. Keep in mind A Mexican worker makes $30 a week. The waiters are making great money with $1 tip for each drink that's a lot of dough at the end of the day.

[SaltShaker]

Yes. Did you have a chance to arriba with her? Only the bros who arriba her know of two special features about her super sweet feminine characteristics? One is visual and the other is physical. Both are mind blowing that you do not normally see on woman / chicas?

This one is super sweet and feminine. Her personality is wonderful. Her tits and ass is pretty damn good too.

[Jackie888]

Shooting in the dark. This could be her.

This one is super sweet and feminine. Her personality is wonderful. Her tits and ass is pretty damn good too.

[Jackie888]

Thanks! Tijuana has been on my bucket list for years but this trip was my first chance to check it out. The differential factor was my buddy who already knew Tropical Girl 1. I understand that for a long time she was a HK girl. Actually there were about 15-20 girls in Tropical but only about 7 punters when I was there, so the party festivities had a slightly greater than usual sense of fatalism (especially considering the occasion), though still quite fun to watch. Tropical Girl 2 had a pretty face but hid behind a partition when she introduced herself to me, and I noticed that she was thick as soon as she got up when we went to dance. Tropical Girl 2 actually cut off another girl, Tropical Girl 3, who was very dark skinned, with long black hair and dark eyes, thin and beautiful, who had come by my table briefly in the interim between the two other girls. She was actually the most beautiful girl in the club, at least at the time. I wish she had stayed at my table but IIRC she had just finished dancing and had to take care of something briefly, which left me vulnerable to being picked off by Tropical Girl #2. I was dressed rather well myself so I suppose I was attracting girls, as I had to turn away a couple of them even while these girls were sitting with me and we were talking or necking / petting or whatever, especially after the girls who had just finished dancing. As I mentioned previously, it was somewhat of a slow day at Tropical, and in fact IIRC I was the only gringo there, which might also have made some kind of mild qualitative difference to the girls. This was between 3 PM and 4 PM on a Saturday, I believe..

Take it easy on the V. Quality control is a little lower, so you may want to space it out a little. Flush it out with water if you think you got too much. Increase in dosage usually means it stays in effect longer in time. It doesn't guarantee nor make a stronger boner. For me, too high a dosage makes my dick numb and actually makes me limp in the middle of sex.

Also easy on the tipping. You are using an American standard. Taxi drivers quoted you $10 bc they anticipate negotiations that would lower it to $5 for the ride. $1 is almost the standard for tipping. If you insist on tipping $10 at a time, they are going to line up to take advantage of you, especially the waiters. If you insist on sharing your wealth, tip often in $1 increments.

Tropical generally have less attractive women. But GFE service. HK have more attractive but more mechanical women unless you are Boyfriend material. So you will have to balance it out. 99 percent of the girls have fake names. They change it often. So the waiters can be a little behind. The only one up to date on the names are the doorman bc he monitors their work whereabouts. So ask the doorman who writes down all the names of the girls where your girl is.

Lastly, pack your own rubber. Unless you like Micheline quality.

[SaltShaker]

Shooting in the dark. This could be her.

Yes. She was about 5'8", 25 yo, had salt and pepper streaked long blonde hair, almond eyes, model figure with fake 36 DD boobs. Her BJ was OK but I was distracted and disappointed by the immediate appearance of the thick, Cascadas-issue condom before the BJ began. If you know her, small world! Although not really because in retrospect I suspect that the reason the waiter steered us together was exactly because she had good English. I wonder what were the damages in your case if you saw her.

[Squid1234]

Two petite cuties. One with glasses and braces and the other one with the mini skirt and pig tails. There were to white girls. One very pretty brunette and one crazy thin blonde (not to be mistaken by the bleach blonde) and very tall. Not as fun as last time with all the girls grabbing my tush and the whipped cream shows. There was one girl grabbing junk, My guess she was checking who had wood to offer arrival. I prefer girls that come up to me and have somewhat of a connection but that didn't happen.

[FunkyStuff]

Good report from a first timer in La Zona with a couple days of non stop partying and sex with girls.

I usually check out Tropical but never found any girl that look attractive. They all sit all their asses so you never know if they are pear-shape or not. Tropical girls mostly look homey to me; many are lesbians Some girls would jack up prices in the room. The meseros are known to always try to steal your change. Overall Tropical feels like a seedy, low-class joint, even though it's owned by HK.

Interesting you and your friend never checked out Las Chevelas and Adelitas, nicer bars with better-looking girls.

Good report from a first timer in La Zona with a couple days of non stop partying and sex with girls.

I usually check out Tropical but never found any girl that look attractive. They all sit all their asses so you never know if they are pear-shape or not. Tropical girls mostly look homey to me; many are lesbians Some girls would jack up prices in the room. The meseros are known to always try to steal your change. Overall Tropical feels like a seedy, low-class joint, even though it's owned by HK.

Interesting you and your friend never checked out Las Chevelas and Adelitas, nicer bars with better-looking girls.

Thanks! Tijuana has been on my bucket list for years but this trip was my first chance to check it out. The differential factor was my buddy who already knew Tropical Girl 1. I understand that for a long time she was a HK girl. Actually there were about 15-20 girls in Tropical but only about 7 punters when I was there, so the party festivities had a slightly greater than usual sense of fatalism (especially considering the occasion), though still quite fun to watch. Tropical Girl 2 had a pretty face but hid behind a partition when she introduced herself to me, and I noticed that she was thick as soon as she got up when we went to dance. Tropical Girl 2 actually cut off another girl, Tropical Girl 3, who was very dark skinned, with long black hair and dark eyes, thin and beautiful, who had come by my table briefly in the interim between the two other girls. She was actually the most beautiful girl in the club, at least at the time. I wish she had stayed at my table but IIRC she had just finished dancing and had to take care of something briefly, which left me vulnerable to being picked off by Tropical Girl #2. I was dressed rather well myself so I suppose I was attracting girls, as I had to turn away a couple of them even while these girls were sitting with me and we were talking or necking / petting or whatever, especially after the girls who had just finished dancing. As I mentioned previously, it was somewhat of a slow day at Tropical, and in fact IIRC I was the only gringo there, which might also have made some kind of mild qualitative difference to the girls. This was between 3 PM and 4 PM on a Saturday, I believe. I imagine that there is an art form of sorts to being a successful punter at these clubs, but I was resigned to being a newbie for my first time, and I anticipated and expected that I would make a number of mistakes and so miss some opportunities. I really had my hands fairly full just checking out HK along with Cascadas and a brief overview of the street scene there. Most of the time I was operating under driver lag and a V headache. I felt that if I tried to push myself too much that I would become even more tired and / or dizzy, and make a big error in judgment which would then endanger me physically, or cost me a lot of money to extricate myself from, or both. I was noticing that there were many gringo punters in Cascadas and HK like me. I actually spoke briefly with a couple of them and found out that like me it was often their first time also. It seems to me that the popularity of Cascadas / HK with gringo punters might be that it provides a safe environment and base of operations from which to sample what Tijuana has to offer. I would have sampled more but I felt unexpectedly isolated and alone without the presence of my buddy. We were only together for about 15 minutes during my entire trip to Tijuana, which severely hampered my inclination to explore, and made me very risk averse while there. I hope to do better this time but I expect that I will still prefer to go with a buddy, at least until I get some "sea legs. " And I thought that I probably only barely scratched the surface of what HK has to offer. If I had to choose, beyond Tropical Girl 1, I would have explored the street scene. In fact I asked my waiter for Paolo but I had hastily neglected to reflect that she was actually a SG, not a bar girl, and the waiter did not know who I was talking about, or at least pretended not to know.

[FunkyStuff]

Was this on Sunday the 30 before 9:00 pm? There is a very tall chica named Kristina (stage name) who is very tall, blonde and very pretty with a cute giggle laugh who speaks fairly good English who does not really like pussy foreplay but enjoys blowjobs?

Yes. She was about 5'8", 25 yo, had salt and pepper streaked long blonde hair, almond eyes, model figure with fake 36 DD boobs. Her BJ was OK but I was distracted and disappointed by the immediate appearance of the thick, Cascadas-issue condom before the BJ began. If you know her, small world! Although not really because in retrospect I suspect that the reason the waiter steered us together was exactly because she had good English. I wonder what were the damages in your case if you saw her.

[Captain Solo]

Good report from a first timer in La Zona with a couple days of non stop partying and sex with girls.

I usually check out Tropical but never found any girl that look attractive. They all sit all their asses so you never know if they are pear-shape or not. Tropical girls mostly look homey to me; many are lesbians Some girls would jack up prices in the room. The meseros are known to always try to steal your change. Overall Tropical feels like a seedy, low-class joint, even though it's owned by HK.

Interesting you and your friend never checked out Las Chevelas and Adelitas, nicer bars with better-looking girls.

Tijuana.

I take a shower and some V (4 x 20 MG) and then Kristina undresses and we make love-- DFK, CBJ, nipple play, mish. Somewhat lacking in passion (as I had expected). I deflated so that was the end. I gave her my fb and whatsapp handles but she did not give me hers. Whatever. Kristina left me at the room.

Instead, he found me some other girl named Sami (from Sinaloa). I went arriba with Sami, but misfired once back at the room (CBJ, CFS, taking 3 x20 MG V). Nothing very memorable.

After bringing Sami back to the HK bar, checked my FB messages again, found another from my buddy again recommending a girl and mentioning that she was across the street at the Tropical Bar. So I went across the street to the Tropical Bar. This was about at 2:30 PM..

[SaltShaker]

He brought me Kristina, who was relatively tall, blonde and pretty. I bought her a drink and decided not to be too picky. Kristina liked nipple foreplay though not pussy foreplay (WTF? I offered Kristina $80 for a ST session (30 minutes) upstairs in my room and she accepted. I told the waiter it was time to go arriba to my room at the hotel. The waiter expected a tip so I gave him $10.

At the bar exit, a coat clerk / bouncer gives the girl a thin coat and expects a tip. I give him $1 and he accepts it. Kristina and I exit the bar to the street briefly and enter the hotel. At the concierge desk we explain that I already have a room. They have condoms and lube which Kristina orders and collects while I pay ($1 each). Kristina and I take the elevator up to my 6th floor room.

I take a shower and some V (4 x 20 MG) and then Kristina undresses and we make love-- DFK, CBJ, nipple play, mish. Somewhat lacking in passion (as I had expected). I deflated so that was the end. I gave her my fb and whatsapp handles but she did not give me hers. Whatever. Kristina left me at the room.

Was this on Sunday the 30 before 9:00 pm? There is a very tall chica named Kristina (stage name) who is very tall, blonde and very pretty with a cute giggle laugh who speaks fairly good English who does not really like pussy foreplay but enjoys blowjobs?