Hong Kong Club Reports

[Gordog62]

I have been to hong kong many times. I just wanted to list the pros and cons about this place.

Pros:

-Get to fondle the girls for a dollar
- the waiters don't harrass the patrons as much as the waiters in other venues.
- the places is really nice and very spacious

Cons:
- the cuties with band arount their chest are not available for sex.
- cute girls their tend to dissapear, it is very hard to settle on a girl to fuck.

Some of The Cuties with the bands are available. Ask Miguel or one of the other waiters that speaks english. We were bs'n the other day and he was telling me which ones fuck and the ones that will go to VIP etc. So just ask somebody who knows! They got a bunch of younger new guys working too. Try and find a Masero who has worked for a long time.

The waiters can get bothersome at times. But from what I here from the girls and from Miguel is that it's tough down their. They are really feeling the economy. One of the managers and I were talking 6 months ago about it. I asked him how much business was down and he said over 50%.

There is a line between getting good service and them just harrassing you. Sometimes they get a little aggressive. They are tyring to make a buck. I hate the $5 for pictures and $3 for a bag of chips they try and sell. They do this to make a buck! They get a large commission. The have to husstle to survive. So take it in stride and just be firm and say "Gracias, pero no! "

To the guy who left because he didn't order a drink? I'm an Alcholic and have never bought a drink for myself EVER. Been going their for years and years too. I'll buy myself a water or a coke sometimes. But usually nothing for myself. IF I get their after 8 on a Friday or Saturday you pay $3. 50 to get in the door but you get a beer. I just trade it in for a coke. Never been questioned about it. Never ever have I been told to buy a drink or leave. Must be somebody new. If you told Carlos (night manager) that they guy would get a few days off work!

I'll try and get a photo of some of my favorite maseros whom I trust and you should be able too also. Next time I'm down. I will bring camera.

Like I have said many many times. My friends are 50/50. Some hate HK and some hate AB. I just prefer HK. Had a lot more fun and met some really nice girls.

FYI. Perris just got some new tits and they look great.

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[El Tijuanense]

If you speak Spanish you should already know the answer? If they call you and it sounds like Wet-doo then it has to do with your skin color or white complexion. Now if you're a dark skinned Mexican then I had no idea why they would call you that?

Pokey,

Are you chino? Obviously you aren't part of the Mexican culture. Their are light skin Mexicans lite brown hair called gueros, they are light skin Mexicans that are brunetes described as Moreno claros (which is me) but they never say bien aca 'moreno claro.

[Efjayel]

Here is a post from yesterday (not mine) taken from another site:

Unless HK slows down the habitual bothersome outside vendors and keeps the maseros away from my table unless I call them over, I am finished with that place. I could not say 5 words to a chica the other night without having to fend off those ridiculous insects. Finally I told her sorry but I had to go...

What site is that?

I was once kicked out of HK for not wanting to buy a drink. I had just walked in, it was crowded and I was standing around with a bunch of other guys looking at the pole dancers. A short chunky mesero gets in front of me and asks what I want. I waved my hand in front of him indicating I didn't want anything. He said I need buy something or leave. I rolled my eyes and took a last good look at the stripers dancing. Then made direct eye contact with the guy and said, "Then I guess I'll leave." He walked me out. Lol it was funny.

[Pokey]

What a beautifully written piece of advice. Honestly, if you don't hear CJ's advice, then you are truly an idiot. Thanks again for all of your posts. And thanks Jackson for providing this forum.

So if you don't listen to CJ's advice then you are an idiot? That's a good one. I know some people that would say the opposite.

[Pokey]

Why would they call me 'guero' and guey is spelled by many Mexicans. I speak fluent Spanish my accent is neutral not an accent from Mexico,but i am Chicano,and know every slag Spanish Mexicano. Entiendes mendez?

If you speak Spanish you should already know the answer? If they call you and it sounds like Wet-doo then it has to do with your skin color or white complexion. Now if you're a dark skinned Mexican then I had no idea why they would call you that?

[JPF]

Pros:

- the waiters don't harrass the patrons as much as the waiters in other venues.

Here is a post from yesterday (not mine) taken from another site:

Unless HK slows down the habitual bothersome outside vendors and keeps the maseros away from my table unless I call them over, I am finished with that place. I could not say 5 words to a chica the other night without having to fend off those ridiculous insects. Finally I told her sorry but I had to go...

[TonySoprano]

I have been to hong kong many times. I just wanted to list the pros and cons about this place.

Pros:

-Get to fondle the girls for a dollar
- the waiters don't harrass the patrons as much as the waiters in other venues.
- the places is really nice and very spacious

Cons:
- the cuties with band arount their chest are not available for sex.
- cute girls their tend to dissapear, it is very hard to settle on a girl to fuck.

[El Tijuanense]

Sorry guys, that should have been sent as a PM to El Tijuanense, but I don't think that guys speaks Spanish either. Wannabe Tijuanero has been called güero to many times and thinks buey is spelled with a "g".

Could be even worse that this guy is a pocho and just doesn't speak Spanish that well.

Why would they call me 'guero' and guey is spelled by many Mexicans. I speak fluent Spanish my accent is neutral not an accent from Mexico,but i am Chicano,and know every slag Spanish Mexicano. Entiendes mendez?

[Pablito Diablito]

I am going to take this discussion to the general TJ thread unless anyone can direct me to a better thread. It does not necessarily pertain to just the HK.

[Country John]

He meant it in the same way. You do business with your pharmacist and dentist. Like it or not, the hooker is also someone you are doing business with.

Since you are sending money to the hooker cause she needs a laptop, would you also send money to your Pharmacist or dentist if they called you telling you they need money for a laptop?

I've spent time in el campo with my girlie just outside La Mira. Living at it's most basic where no part of the animal is wasted. She's Maya and her whole family lives in a small camp - the real deal. What a life.

Yes, Efjayel, you are exactly right. Perhaps I could have been a bit clearer.

Imagine getting a call from your pharmacist reminding you of the great deal he gave you on your prescription medication last month and now he needs you to send him $200 because his mom needs a brain operation.

The point is that your relationship with the guy is strictly a "client/provider" relationship and you probably would not spring for the $200. Same with the girls.

I understand that if it has tits or wheels it's gonna cost you, and every woman has a money goal, but sometimes the goal is not entirely money. MOney will always be a component in their survival model, but some girls are looking for more. They are looking for personal security and a safe place to be with someone who loves them and will take care of them. They don't want to worry anymore, and they don't want to be frightened about having a terrible old age.

My girlie cringes when she sees the old ladies selling chicklets and trinkets on the streets. They are sometimes out there after midnight, and have the same thing to look forward to tomorrow.

A girl who wants you to "take care" of her doesn't want $200 for a laptop. But negotiating and planning for mongering adventures takes many forms and strategies. This would be one.

Be safe and be nice
Juan del Campo.

[Madd Love]

Anyone have apartment or hotel info next to all the action?

Thanks

[Efjayel]

You wouldn't wire $200.00 to your pharmacist or dentist either. So understanding the relationship foundation is important indeed.

Uhh? I don't know how you get your pharmaceuticals, but I have to pay for mine so I don't understand the analogy.

He meant it in the same way. You do business with your pharmacist and dentist. Like it or not, the hooker is also someone you are doing business with.

Since you are sending money to the hooker cause she needs a laptop, would you also send money to your Pharmacist or dentist if they called you telling you they need money for a laptop?

[The Dutchman]

I wrote a little about this chick a few months back. Have only been down a few times since then, and would just get this little school girl street chick. With the whitest teeth I ever cum across!

Anyway, my girlfriends job takes her out of SD, so last week finally able to make a few trips down south. So decide to go to HK, after getting a room over at Cascade. And I see the Deanna chick. She's called me a few times over the month, but I would throw her some b. S about work, so I couldn't cruise down. She sees me, comes and sits with me, asking for 1 drink. No problem. So I tell her come to my room at Cascade after work. She tries playin me with some b. S. But I just say "if you can't that's cool. I'm gonna go hang at AB's". So she agrees. Now I say in the bar "if you come after work, your coming because you want to, not because your working, right? ". She says right there "yes, of course".

It was like 12am, so I knew she would be off at 2am. She was busy with customers and I didn't have cash to buy drinks, so we part ways. I hit up AB's and check the street girls for awhile and go back to the room at 1:45. She shows up around 2:30am. We b. S. For awhile as she's counting her tip money.

Then we get to business. I got to say this chick has the hottest little body, and a tight shaven little puss. I brought the laptop, so she wanted to get online to check email. We do that, then fuck again. She's there an hour and half. Everything seems cool, she hasn't said shit about wanting any cash. So at 4am, she says she's got to go, telling me she had to go back to work! I'm like what the fuck, I thought you were off. Then out of fuckin nowhere, she asks me for $40. In this case, I truly didn't have any cash and I didn't bring any cards. So she gets all pissed. But I told her, "sorry, I don't have any cash, hey if you don't like me anymore, sorry, I'll never go to HK again or see you". Anyway after like 20 min, she calmed down and left. So she's still pullin the same shit.

Stayed all day Sunday, but didn't hit HK again, just in case she was there and wanted to start some shit or call the bouncers on me.

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[The Dutchman]

I wrote a little about this chick a few months back. Have only been down a few times since then, and would just get this little school girl street chick. With the whitest teeth I ever cum across!

Anyway, my girlfriends job takes her out of SD, so last week finally able to make a few trips down south. So decide to go to HK, after getting a room over at Cascade. And I see the Deanna chick. She's called me a few times over the month, but I would throw her some b. S about work, so I couldn't cruise down. She sees me, comes and sits with me, asking for 1 drink. No problem. So I tell her come to my room at Cascade after work. She tries playin me with some b. S. But I just say "if you can't that's cool. I'm gonna go hang at AB's". So she agrees. Now I say in the bar "if you come after work, your coming because you want to, not because your working, right? ". She says right there "yes, of course".

It was like 12am, so I knew she would be off at 2am. She was busy with customers and I didn't have cash to buy drinks, so we part ways. I hit up AB's and check the street girls for awhile and go back to the room at 1:45.

She shows up around 2:30am. We b. S. For awhile as she's counting her tip money.

Then we get to business. I got to say this chick has the hottest little body, and a tight shaven little puss. I brought the laptop, so she wanted to get online to check email. We do that, then fuck again. She's there an hour and half. Everything seems cool, she hasn't said shit about wanting any cash. So at 4am, she says she's got to go, telling me she had to go back to work! I'm like what the fuck, I thought you were off. Then out of fuckin nowhere, she asks me for $40. In this case, I truly didn't have any cash and I didn't bring any cards. So she gets all pissed. But I told her, "sorry, I don't have any cash, hey if you don't like me anymore, sorry, I'll never go to HK again or see you". Anyway after like 20 min, she calmed down and left. So she's still pullin the same shit.

Stayed all day Sunday, but didn't hit HK again, just in case she was there and wanted to start some shit or call the bouncers on me.

[FadeToJade]

Uh sorry, forgot about the policy not to use language other than english. Juan del campo merely means country john. Jackson, please delete these posts if you want because they really add no useful info.