Hong Kong Club Reports

[TomJackin]

I've never been inside there for more than few minutes. Are all of the girls available to "go to the room"? I was wondering about the pole dancers.

They are all available; the prices vary.

[Allover]

I've never been inside there for more than few minutes. Are all of the girls available to "go to the room"? I was wondering about the pole dancers.

[Guitarrefreak]

Does anyone here have intel about how amy performs upstairs??

She's the spinner with asian features that have nice tits and ass, had her for 3 drinks today and she was super friendly and arguably ok on the speed of drinking but didn't take her up.

[Jackie888]

Just say no! There will always be girls who go for 500 - 600 pesos. ($38 - $46. US current exchange rate).

Yes, it is the weekend effect for the most part though you won't need to look far to find the $100 plus quotes on a Mon. - Thurs. Either.

Rule #1: NEVER ask them "how much?

Tell them " you look expensive ",

(she will say "only $80" or whatever.) then you say..

"I usually pay $______" (even if it's an in your dreams price). Then go from there. The culture is to bargain price over anything and everything.

Also if they insist on $100 or $80 just counter with "for an hour no problema". That is if you want to risk an hour with one who feels her shee-yate doesn't stink.

Great advice.

I think that girls have a "newbie" radar and tend to quote very high prices to men they've never seen before.

[Ninguno Especial]

Couple of girls quoted me 100 for 30 minutes and no one budged below 80. I also got quoted 80 at Adelitas from 7+ chicas. Looks like "Sesente" is only for old and worn out ones or this is the weekend effect??

Just say no! There will always be girls who go for 500 - 600 pesos. ($38 - $46. US current exchange rate).

Yes, it is the weekend effect for the most part though you won't need to look far to find the $100 plus quotes on a Mon. - Thurs. Either.

Rule #1: NEVER ask them "how much?

Tell them " you look expensive ",

(she will say "only $80" or whatever.) then you say..

"I usually pay $______" (even if it's an in your dreams price). Then go from there. The culture is to bargain price over anything and everything.

Also if they insist on $100 or $80 just counter with "for an hour no problema". That is if you want to risk an hour with one who feels her shee-yate doesn't stink.

[GolfSexRroll]

So back to Disneyland after 3 months. I will write the FR later but wanted to report this. This was my first Friday visit, usually go there on weekdays. The number of chicas working were high but so were the sausages. Couple of girls quoted me 100 for 30 minutes and no one budged below 80. I also got quoted 80 at Adelitas from 7+ chicas. Looks like "Sesente" is only for old and worn out ones or this is the weekend effect??

When the girls in HK started to generate from the standard asking price of $80 and would go down to $60 in negotiations, to asking for $100/ now some $120!. Most of us said DON"T DO IT! Walk! But NOOOOOO. A lot of the weekend warriors would say it is MY money and I am not here much. Well the girls became used to this and it has become the new norm. What happens in HK trickles down to all areas. AB, TB, and the streets. WE have done this and WE have ourselves to blame!

[Batuk]

So back to Disneyland after 3 months. I will write the FR later but wanted to report this. This was my first Friday visit, usually go there on weekdays. The number of chicas working were high but so were the sausages. Couple of girls quoted me 100 for 30 minutes and no one budged below 80. I also got quoted 80 at Adelitas from 7+ chicas. Looks like "Sesente" is only for old and worn out ones or this is the weekend effect??

[WolfHQ]

One sentence summary: Went to HK with 2 friends, ate my girl's ass and pussy for 50 minutes, cut up the underside of my tongue from that, both friends ditched me in their blackout and went back to the US, it took 4 hours to get from HK to the friend's car in the US, my tongue is still fucked up today, I love HK.

Whole story:

I went on Oct 17th.

Taking a break from studying for a midterm to write this report. Good memories.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while. How long have you known them? I can't believe they would just leave you like that if you were drunk. I mean, I don't have any friends into mongering, but I wouldn't just leave someone like that in Mexico.

[MagicEraser]

One sentence summary: Went to HK with 2 friends, ate my girl's ass and pussy for 50 minutes, cut up the underside of my tongue from that, both friends ditched me in their blackout and went back to the US, it took 4 hours to get from HK to the friend's car in the US, my tongue is still fucked up today, I love HK.

Whole story:

I went on Oct 17th.

Taking a break from studying for a midterm to write this report. Good memories.

I arrive with two male friends (let's name them Jack and Bill) at around 10 pm, and we quickly ask a mesero for a table. We get seated by the 1st-floor center club stairs, which I thought was fine. I girl named Connie was dancing nearby and she looked amazing. Nice and thick with a fairly flat stomach to match; so juicy overall. Our mesero asked us if we wanted to be seated next to the upstairs dance stage for a "good tip". My friends wanted to so we obliged and they tipped him $10.

I'm just trying to relax for a while, and so are Jack and Bill, so we order a few drinks over the course of an hour, and smack 1's onto the dancers. A new mesero comes by saying we need to buy a bottle if we are going to stay. I didn't really care for a bottle, but Jack and Bill went for it, and got a Jose Cuervo.

They downed that Jose Cuervo like no other, and were absolutely blacked out in no time. Jack was becoming pretty belligerent, and I'd never seen him so demanding. "Bring me more ass, where's my girl, bring me more girls". He practically ran the club. Finally I spotted my favorite girl and she came and sat by me. I bought her a beer, and Jack immediately started asking her why the girls were such assholes for not drinking from his bottle for free (instead of him buying them drinks). The word my girl used to describe him was "borracho". Bill is just flat out blacked out having a great time with this happy but not so hot looking girl. But I'm sure he was drunk enough to see a 10/10, so good for him!

My girl leaves to go to the bathroom, so I decide to take a stroll around to see the other girls. In this time, belligerent Jack had bumped into my girl, and was witnessed by Bill to have said something which caused my girl to get angry and call over a security guard. And just like that, Jack was booted from HK. We still have no clue what he said, and he doesn't remember anything anyway. Bill found me and told me what happened, so I told him to go to Adelitas so that I could meet them later after I had fun with my girl. He said OK.

And that was the last I saw of both of them for hours.

I end up booking my girl for an hour, and for the first time (after 3 prior hookups), she let me eat that pussy and ass! And it was pure heaven. I'm talking walking on cloud 9 heaven. I didn't think I'd love eating that ass from behind so much but I loved it, and she loved it. I was so fucked up that I did this for 50 minutes, and didn't even fuck. Just hung out and slept with her for 10 minutes at the end. Happier than ever tho.

So the session is over, and I tell my girl that I really need to find my friends. I promise to text her, and I'm off.

I walk around HK, no sign of them. Go to Adelitas, no sign. Las Chavelas, nope! Do the whole cycle over one more time, and it's 5 am. I'm doomed. That border line is huge already, I just know it. I decide to head back to the USA where my friend's car should be (and them).

I grab a cab with $8 in my pocket. $5 goes to him, and that's when it hit me. I didn't have my jacket, it's 5 am, I don't have $5 to skip the line, and the line is long as hell. I freeze my ass for two hours, tired as shit, and damn well near dead. Finally they let me through into the last staging area, but not before a kid cuts me of course. I walk towards the border patrol checkpoint, and the kid gets lit up by the drug dog. And just like that, he's hand-cuffed and walked away. Goodbye cutter, fuck you.

So now I'm just praying that my friends are waiting for me at the car. I cross over, walk the bridge to the parking lots, and to my amazement, my friend's car is there. I walk in, and there's only one friend, Jack ! I smack the window and call his name for 30 seconds, and he finally opens up. I'm cold as a Popsicle and tell him I have $3 (parking is $7). I ask where Bill is. I check my phone. Turns out Bill is already home! He took the trolley, that asshole! Jack doesn't have any money for parking. So he decides to attempt to drive around the exit toll road by riding up onto the sidewalk. Well that obviously doesn't work because there's a barrier blocking that escape. The toll guy is looking at us with the driest look of disgust. He busts out his notepad and writes our license plate down.

I make Jack walk to an ATM and take $20 out of my account, because I'm in Get-The-Fuck-Out-Of-Here mode. And we finally leave! At about 9 am! I get to downtown where my car is around 9:30, and book my ass home. Fast forward to today and I can't waitto go back, but the underside of my tongue is still fucked up from rubbing against my bottom teeth while I ate ass and pussy for 50 minutes. I love HK. I love my girl. I love Tijuana. I'm coming back.

Peace & love.

[UltraHappy]

Besides the ficha requirement for the chicas, we also have to buy drinks. I have been kicked out twice for not having a drink while standing still. If you are moving then I think that is pretty safe but if you are standing still or sitting at a table then the meseros can ask you to leave if you don't have a drink.

Your experience surprises me. I was standing still plenty of times by myself and I completely ignored every mesero who approached me. No one ever suggested that I was in any way *required* to buy a drink.

If they told me this, I would have asked to speak to a manager. I bought a VIP card and no one ever told me that I was also required to buy drinks nor did I ever see a sign saying such.

If they did this to me, then I would engage in wasting time strategies to make it unpleasant to approach me. "May I see a menu please?" They flash their menu to me on the back of the tray. "Oh, what is this? Is there tomato in that? What about this? Does this taste good? Is this vegetarian? Is this tortilla made of corn or wheat? How long will it take to make this? Which is the fastest prepared dish here?" Then, sit there cogitating awhile. Nod head back and forth in a very pensive manner. Think long and hard. "Is that all you have? Oh, you have a full menu? May I see the full menu please?" Mesero fetches full menu from bar. Carefully read full menu. Ask lots of questions. "How much is that? No, but in pesos. " Pull out phone calculator app to perform intricate calculations to determine which is better for you, dollars or pesos.

Then, "No, on second thought, I'm going to go to the bathroom now. Maybe later. Gracias. Yes, yes, I order later. I go [CodeWord134] now. Thanks!" The permutations on this theme are endless and only limited by one's imagination.

But then again, I enjoy playing the system and seeing what I can get away with. Maybe I will be kicked out of Hong Kong one day and maybe they will post a picture at the front desk that says never let this guy in the club again. LOL.

[ClamSlammer]

I agree. There is some sort of minimum drink rule if you want to sit with a girl. And it's up to the fucking waiters. They will tell the girls to move on if they (waiters) don't get their drinks.

This is partially true. Truth is, there is absolutely nothing the waiters can do if the chica doesn't listen to them. The meseros have no authority over the chicas. The only thing meseros can do is tattle to the mgr, who will then come and tell the chica to leave the table or drink faster or get the guy to buy a drink. One time, late in 2012, I was just about to start an OTC relationship with a blonde flakita from Vallerta. I went to HK to chat and was buying fichas all night for her. The mesero thought I was hooked and came around with the menu. We both told him "no" several times but HE kept shoving the menu in her face. Finally I got loud with him and told him to "get the fuck out of here. " At that point her ficha was empty and HE asked if I wanted to buy another ficha. I told him "no" then immediately flagged down another mesero to order a ficha right in front of him. HE was so pissed off HE grabbed the chica's hand and tried to take her away. She wouldn't budge. And she was a newbie too. Don't be afraid of these piece of shit meseros they can't do shit besides tattle to the mgr.

[JPF]

Besides the ficha requirement for the chicas, we also have to buy drinks. I have been kicked out twice for not having a drink while standing still. If you are moving then I think that is pretty safe but if you are standing still or sitting at a table then the meseros can ask you to leave if you don't have a drink.

[Phordphan]

Let me interrupt this dick-measuring contest for just a second.

The ownership's objective is to extract every dollar they can from gringos, they are not in business to provide a free hookup site. Therfore, the girls in these clubs have a ficha quota to meet. Rules vary by club; I've heard everything from the girl coming out-of-pocket if she fails to meet the quota, to being forbidden to go arriba until the quota is met, etc. , etc. The point is that you aren't necessarily doing the girl any favors by refusing to buy her a drink. Most of the big spenders here can afford to part with a Jackson for a couple of fichas.

Now, the treatment of the customers by the meseros is another thing entirely.

OK. You may now resume.

[D Cups]

I agree. There is some sort of minimum drink rule if you want to sit with a girl. And it's up to the fucking waiters. They will tell the girls to move on if they (waiters) don't get their drinks.

Yes, then move on or go arriba with them. Two can play their stupid game.

[Jackie888]

I agree. There is some sort of minimum drink rule if you want to sit with a girl. And it's up to the fucking waiters. They will tell the girls to move on if they (waiters) don't get their drinks.