Hong Kong Club Reports

[OrganicAlo]

If you insist a booth, I think you should take her to the farthest corner of Chevelas so that a waiter has to go out of his way to find you. Good luck.

That's actually a pretty good idea, Ima try that out next time.

[Jackie888]

What happened to you is normal, for both HK and all the bars. There has always been a unwritten rule, just from observing waiters, that you only get 20 seconds to talk to a girl, for free, before she has to leave if you don't buy her a beer. That's assuming, a waiter noticed and ran over to you like they do 95% of the time. You tipping them money, while its better for the girl than the measly 2 bucks or so credit from a drink, that does nothing for the waiters, the waiters, in the bars, are essentially the waiters / owners / manager / bouncer / pimp. They run the show. Unless you a big shot and the waiters know to leave you alone, then we are the peasants in their house. The girl I bought drink for yesterday told me the lap dance thing is the new policy if you buy her a drink they are going to push the dance on you. They asked me twice. They also interrupted my 2 drinks with her which were 10 minutes each, they interrupted about 8 more times to buy garbage food. I don't know how to get anyone to keep the food beggars away. The profit from selling 2 dollar junk food, vs pissing guys off to the point they buy less drinks, I think its a bad business decision from these bars. Its like you decide to buy a girl a drink, but its not you and the girl for 10 minutes. It becomes a sausage fest of men surrounding you and if you wave these food people off they look at you in disbelief like who the hell does this gringo think he is. I think next drinkbi buy a girl ill tell the waiter bill tip him after if he keeps everyone away. He probably won't bother to help. And the girls hate the lap dance most tell me this. So if you do a lap dance, its just a miserable 7 minutes of begging you for sex. Every 20 seconds she will ask, let's go upstairs for sex. 95% of the lap dances this is how it goes.

That is unfortunate that HK has resorted to the lap dance requirement. That was the reason I stop with the Playboy club in the past. But the girls hate the lap dance because they think it is a big waste of their time. They get paid peanuts for it I believe. I think you should insist buying a drink for a girl at the bar instead of a booth. If you insist a booth, I think you should take her to the farthest corner of Chevelas so that a waiter has to go out of his way to find you. Good luck.

[ClamSlammer]

the waiters, in the bars, are essentially the waiters / owners / manager / bouncer / pimp. They run the show. Unless you a big shot and the waiters know to leave you alone, then we are the peasants in their house.

The meseros have absolutely zero authority. I mean none whatsoever. The only thing they can do is to go tattle to the manager or security guys. The meseros themselves are completely powerless. The chicas don't have to leave if the mesero tells them to. The meseros can't fire them, suspend them, send them home, or sanction them in any manner. I've gotten into a couple heated confrontations with meseros and they could do nothing. Don't let the meseros push you around, stand firm with them and they'll back down.

[Dogers69]

I'll update a full report later in the week, but let me tell you up the little pedkerhead waiter #89.

I was there Thursday and Friday. Thursday saw a smoking hot blonde, straight hair, big eyes, amazing 9/10. She disappeared. Found her Friday. She started grinding on me in the new hanger, against a wall. About 2-3 minute in I've given her 10-15 ones, with each one she just get sexier, grinding, kissing. I'm about to say let's go upstairs when the little as clown #89 walks up and asks if I want to buy a lap dance. I say no. Then he tells her something in Spanish. About 30 seconds later he comes back and ask about a lap dance, I tell him to fuck of then he demands the girl to leave if I don't buy a lap dance. I said I was taking her upstairs and he said "no too much touching. " And makes her walk away. I tell him he's a good for nothing douche bag and I go to the front to talk talk to a manager as I was about $20 into this girl. He follows me and tells the guy some bullshit story, that I wasn't buying lap dances just grabbing all of the girls (maybe some, but I was paying and they aren't complaining). Of course, they took his side so I said fuck all of you and went to Chicago. It was complete bullshit and the first time I event experienced anything like that at HK.

I won't be back for awhile! So if anyone sees give him a big ole "fuck you" for me.

What happened to you is normal, for both HK and all the bars. There has always been a unwritten rule, just from observing waiters, that you only get 20 seconds to talk to a girl, for free, before she has to leave if you don't buy her a beer. That's assuming, a waiter noticed and ran over to you like they do 95% of the time. You tipping them money, while its better for the girl than the measly 2 bucks or so credit from a drink, that does nothing for the waiters, the waiters, in the bars, are essentially the waiters / owners / manager / bouncer / pimp. They run the show. Unless you a big shot and the waiters know to leave you alone, then we are the peasants in their house. The girl I bought drink for yesterday told me the lap dance thing is the new policy if you buy her a drink they are going to push the dance on you. They asked me twice. They also interrupted my 2 drinks with her which were 10 minutes each, they interrupted about 8 more times to buy garbage food. I don't know how to get anyone to keep the food beggars away. The profit from selling 2 dollar junk food, vs pissing guys off to the point they buy less drinks, I think its a bad business decision from these bars. Its like you decide to buy a girl a drink, but its not you and the girl for 10 minutes. It becomes a sausage fest of men surrounding you and if you wave these food people off they look at you in disbelief like who the hell does this gringo think he is. I think next drinkbi buy a girl ill tell the waiter bill tip him after if he keeps everyone away. He probably won't bother to help. And the girls hate the lap dance most tell me this. So if you do a lap dance, its just a miserable 7 minutes of begging you for sex. Every 20 seconds she will ask, let's go upstairs for sex. 95% of the lap dances this is how it goes.

[OneInTheDugOut]

I'll update a full report later in the week, but let me tell you up the little pedkerhead waiter #89.

I was there Thursday and Friday. Thursday saw a smoking hot blonde, straight hair, big eyes, amazing 9/10. She disappeared. Found her Friday. She started grinding on me in the new hanger, against a wall. About 2-3 minute in I've given her 10-15 ones, with each one she just get sexier, grinding, kissing. I'm about to say let's go upstairs when the little as clown #89 walks up and asks if I want to buy a lap dance. I say no. Then he tells her something in Spanish. About 30 seconds later he comes back and ask about a lap dance, I tell him to fuck of then he demands the girl to leave if I don't buy a lap dance. I said I was taking her upstairs and he said "no too much touching. " And makes her walk away. I tell him he's a good for nothing douche bag and I go to the front to talk talk to a manager as I was about $20 into this girl. He follows me and tells the guy some bullshit story, that I wasn't buying lap dances just grabbing all of the girls (maybe some, but I was paying and they aren't complaining). Of course, they took his side so I said fuck all of you and went to Chicago. It was complete bullshit and the first time I event experienced anything like that at HK.

I won't be back for awhile! So if anyone sees give him a big ole "fuck you" for me.

[Dogers69]

Hong Kong Friday fairly empty of men maybe more woman than men. I bought 2 drinks for a girl who I've talked to for 3 weeks but she never budget from 100. She always seems shocked I don't like that HK poor sex crap. Anyway I just needed to get out if she had made out with me and dropped to 80 I would of went upstairs. Ended up at gay bar the waitresses are always all over me at the gay bars.

[Captain Solo]

Many bros PM me liking her sexy looks.

She has a classic pretty face and a sexy body. Here are her other pics.

She's one of the prettiest, looks hot in Arabic costumes and she likes to do belly dances.

She is a native of Tijuana, has visa to the US, and can travel.

[Captain Solo]

I don't have her IG.

You should be able to find her in HK.

[SpeedToys]

TJ2015.

She said Jazmin but not where from.

Thats not a working IG ID. Is it??

[Godfather2018]

She's one of the prettiest, looks hot in Arabic costumes and she likes to do belly dances.

She is a native of Tijuana, has visa to the US, and can travel.

Wow. She is so pretty.

[Captain Solo]

TJ2015.

She said Jazmin but not where from.

[TJ2015]

She was wild in HK, knocked down a couple Tequila shots.

In the room, she knocked down 2 more shots, then poured tequila on her body for sucking.

IS that JAzmin de MTY?

[Captain Solo]

She was wild in HK, knocked down a couple Tequila shots.

In the room, she knocked down 2 more shots, then poured tequila on her body for sucking.

[SpeedToys]

She took 2 shots, poured it all over her body from tits to kitty and made him suck and lick them down.

Thats my kind of drinking.

Hope to see her CS. And you too next week!

[MmaufcFan]

MmaufcFan,

It was fun partying with you and your friend on Thanksgiving. I wish HK did not shut down at midnight, we could have more fun drinking, partying until early morning. We went up to the Speakeasy after midnight. Lots of girls but tt was not much fun, very cramped, poor ventilation, dark and bad lighting, bad sound quality, no strip show, girls just stood around quietly in the hallway like zombies, no flirting, no kissing, no groping, no fun, no excitement.

Your female friend took videos to make money in TIKTOK, not the most noble motivation. Soon your hairy ass will be shown and rated all over China hehe. Street girls are shy creatures, have dignity and feel shame of having to sell sex on the streets. Your friend should not have videoed them overtly when they objected. Fighting security and policias are bad moves. Could have inconvenient you and costed money. Your friend was fightsy and very physical. She could have been quickly arrested and thrown in jail waiting a few days for the judge.

Azul's dinners are getting smaller than before XCoVid. You guys did not eat a lot, may be too sexually excited in front of HK's strip stage and hundreds of hot HK girls hehe. I got 2 pieces of BBQ ribs, tender and juicy, 1 piece rib eyes, also tender and juicy, gave a piece to your friend to try. The fried calamari was crunchy and creamy dipped in tartar sauce. The shrimp ceviche was chopped up in the salsa, could not find a solid piece. Your friend was trying to give the girls a French fry but there was no taker. The polite way is to invite interested girls to sit down and offer them substantial bites like rib eye chunks wrapped in tortilla and salsa. If they are sweet, pretty and you like their companies, then buy them fichas.

Yea she is a party pooper haha I have two other Girl Friends showed interest in coming, not sure I can actually get them to go but I will try. I told you she was mean haha.

I'll be there December 12th - 16th, hope to see you there man I'll buy first round.