Hong Kong Club Reports

[Big Magick]

I don't even enter HK on the weekends after 7 pm anymore because it's a waste of time. By the time evening rolls around on a weekend, the other clubs will have plenty of talent absent all the sharks who are flocking to HK to join the waiters in robbing the tourists and newbies.

I totally get where you're coming from but as of late, the weekends have been my go to for finding the hottest, sweetest girls in HK. There are sharks there at all hours, meseros and putas. You just got to learn how to avoid them. I know this hobby is very YMMV but the weekends are prime time, I've had my most memorable experiences on the weekend. Plus I like the party vibe.

[Captain Solo]

Even on weekends, the hottest HK girls don't do much business. They hang out in the club looking desperate. Sasha has packed a little meat, looks chunkier. She's been sitting at the bar all ight for weeks, nobody bought her drinks or took her upstairs. Other hot girls are not doing any business, Frida, Suki, Pasha ect I sort of feel sorry for them.

Back in 2005 when Adelita was hot, average-looking girls were going to the hotel back to back. There was a waiting line in the hall way for ST rooms on weekend. HK girls would do much better business if they are at least open to negotiate price, time, services. They act like they are high-priced hoes, piss me off.

To teach these hardened HK hoes good lessons, just pick up many hot street girls who are nice, sweet, pleasant, sexy, no biitching, no blocking, no short timing in bed, actually better than HK girls. Many street girls are as mice, clean, beautiful as HK girls for 1/4 the price. If you prefer tiny spinners, the streets have more of them. HK has far more big, fat, lumpy, saggy old tattooed women hehe.

My no Spanish wingman got an hour of kiss, suck, lick, fuck, no holes -barred sex with a girl at hotel Irma for 800 pesos or $40, a very good deal.

[Gregyyr]

I don't even enter HK on the weekends after 7 pm anymore because it's a waste of time. By the time evening rolls around on a weekend, the other clubs will have plenty of talent absent all the sharks who are flocking to HK to join the waiters in robbing the tourists and newbies.

That is true. I could not believe how packed the non-HK bars were with girls on a Friday night, 9 pm a couple weeks ago.

G.

[Captain Solo]

LABorrn.

Glad to hear from you.

Here's a bro who values friendships and knows how to have fun with the rest of the world.

Will sit near the main bar, wear a green polo shirt and a black cap with white letters "Food bank".

Would be fun to meet the bros from this site.

[Jackie888]

Went down Sunday afternoon with a bro, On the way down, I texted beautiful MyLee from Jalisco. She's new to HK a tall, very beautiful, nice, sweet, happy girl. She said staying at hotel Joyel but too lazy to go to work. No session with dream girl tonight. Damn.

Got in HK about 4 PM,. HK was light, not too many guys this early, about 80 girls. We were sitting in a booth in the middle of the club, drinking cold Bohemias, watching strip show and the pretty girls hanging out, also NFL football on the giant monitor screen. Calia was sitting with an old chunky guy. He flaunted his money last week sitting with 3 girls in a booth with lots of food and drinks, stomping on about 100 $ bills and the floor like trash. She's a tight and very cute spinner with a pretty face, smooth, soft skin, perfect natural A cups, flat ab, tight butt, her black hair is now permed curly down to her lower back. She went stripping on stage then returned to the old guy, jumping on her 8 inch heels, so she was probably high on meth. The guy monopolized Calia, finally left the club, I got to talk to her. She wanted $100 firm and would not give me her tel to hook up later.

A lot of girls were milling around the club, many I know from years past, came back to work after CoVid, Marilyn / Lydia, Pasha, Yohanna and the regulars, Sasha, Frieda, Suki, Zulma, Marie. There were way too many girls in the club, most were just hanging out, not doing any business. The bro asked an average-looking girl; she quoted $120, WTF? HK was like a carnival with a few hot girls, the rest was an ugly sideshow with older women with their lumpy, saggy, fake boobs, fake butts, bad skin.

I don't even enter HK on the weekends after 7 pm anymore because it's a waste of time. By the time evening rolls around on a weekend, the other clubs will have plenty of talent absent all the sharks who are flocking to HK to join the waiters in robbing the tourists and newbies.

[LABorn]

Already planning for the next visit helping wingmen sneak out from their matrimonial obligations hehe. Will be there Saturday night Sept 25 with a few of my nicest, funniest wingmen.

Give us a description of what you will be wearing that night. I'll look for you and say Hi!

[Captain Solo]

Went down Sunday afternoon with a bro, On the way down, I texted beautiful MyLee from Jalisco. She's new to HK a tall, very beautiful, nice, sweet, happy girl. She said staying at hotel Joyel but too lazy to go to work. No session with dream girl tonight. Damn.

Got in HK about 4 PM,. HK was light, not too many guys this early, about 80 girls. We were sitting in a booth in the middle of the club, drinking cold Bohemias, watching strip show and the pretty girls hanging out, also NFL football on the giant monitor screen. Calia was sitting with an old chunky guy. He flaunted his money last week sitting with 3 girls in a booth with lots of food and drinks, stomping on about 100 $ bills and the floor like trash. She's a tight and very cute spinner with a pretty face, smooth, soft skin, perfect natural A cups, flat ab, tight butt, her black hair is now permed curly down to her lower back. She went stripping on stage then returned to the old guy, jumping on her 8 inch heels, so she was probably high on meth. The guy monopolized Calia, finally left the club, I got to talk to her. She wanted $100 firm and would not give me her tel to hook up later.

A lot of girls were milling around the club, many I know from years past, came back to work after CoVid, Marilyn / Lydia, Pasha, Yohanna and the regulars, Sasha, Frieda, Suki, Zulma, Marie. There were way too many girls in the club, most were just hanging out, not doing any business. The bro asked an average-looking girl; she quoted $120, WTF? HK was like a carnival with a few hot girls, the rest was an ugly sideshow with older women with their lumpy, saggy, fake boobs, fake butts, bad skin.

Went over to Chavelas, about 10 girls sitting on their asses picking on their phone. Found a tall, beautiful girl standing by herself in the middle of the bar, came over to make friend. She wanted $100 firm and would no consider counteroffer. This hardened, greedy and haughty attitude among HK girls is really wearing on me. I suddenly realized I was wasting my precious time in HK with mostly ugly women. Went to Chicago and found it less crowded, less hectic, about half dozen girls, sitting at the bar in their tasteful party dresses, looked nice, sweet, tall, classy, beautiful worth spending time with. The hottest one wanted $80 for half hour with Jalos' $16ST room.

Chicago has vastly improved its talents, worth spending more time than HK. Viva el competition!

[Big Magick]

Pokerlover I can't recall the girls names since I was running on zero sleep at 7 am when the threesome happened but these girls change their names so often who knows.

And a positive note, HK no longer moves the party upstairs to Cascada at around 5 am. The 24 HR atmosphere was pretty cool, I could be in there a full 24 hrs easily LOL.

[Member #4730]

I plan to go to HK this week and will be bringing a group of 4 guys including me. I have only been once a few years ago and these guys have never been so I want to make sure they have a good time since a couple of them are really nervous and think it is a dangerous trip.

Question- Is it better to rent a suite at Cascadas ahead of time or will you get a better deal if you get one there? Also, will you get better deals on the girls if you have one of the higher end suites? How does alcohol situation work in these rooms? Guessing we could buy a few 6-packs at a nearby store and keep them in the fridge?

Any other advice for bringing a few first timers would be much appreciated. We are likely going Thursday and Friday nights.

Not sure if you know the price of suites on weekends, but I usually get them for Mon or Tues for 70% off since I'm cheap. Guys really shouldn't be nervous going to a P4 P establishment. You should tell a couple of chicas on the side that a few of your friends want some fun and give them $20 each to grind and rub titties and ass all over them. I'm sure they will have a ball. The girls could care less about the room, they want to make enough money to cover their expenses and have some money they can save for family, school, travel, or hobbies.

You should reserve room online weeks before your trip and make sure to follow up to ensure they don't forget about your reservation. I've read some guys rooms were given away even though they made a reservation. Regardless, the guys should have a blast. You should be able to bring whatever you want to the room as long as they aren't weapons. I've brought prerolls with me and no questions.

[Big Magick]

American news has an agenda and its mostly to keep you scared and taking orders. Yes Tijuana is dangerous but with some common sense you should be fine. I've been going every week for about 6 months and I'm still alive, honestly the only time I was bothered was by the crooked police. A small bribe got them off my back though.

I have friends who won't go with me because they think as soon as they cross they will be kidnapped and their heads chopped off, its bullshit and guess who put those ideas in their head? Don't stick out like a soar thumb, stay on the beaten path as much as possible, be respectful and friendly (Mexican culture is not like America, people are nicer), be nice but don't trust strangers, and I would recommend staying relatively sober, maybe not dangerous but its easier to be separated from your money when you're drunk from criminals or just the working girls. I've seen too many stupid Americans act like Americans in Mexico and its just asking for trouble.

[Captain Solo]

Yep. Hong Kong club and hotel Cascada are perfectly safe and secure place for noobs to relax, drink, party and have fun with pretty girls. The club and hotel are guarded like Ft. Knox with metal detectors and security guys patting down everyone for weapons. Beefy security guys and meseros are well-trained and highly experienced working in teams to quickly stop aggression, prevent fights and protect the clients as well as workers. Local guys are cool, fun and generous to party with. Some would ply me with shots of their expensive $250 Don Julio 1942 in the club. That 's how I discovered the expensive Mexican's tastes. Nobody ever threatened me in HK or any bar in La Zona or on the streets. If you have any problem, flag down meseros or security guys or bar managers. These guys are quick -response force, like Delta Team hehe.

Just cross the border, take a taxi of UBER straight to Hong Kong, check in Cascada and go down to Hong Kong to have fun. You can eat in Azul's or order room-service, bar-service meals from meseros; prices are reasonable with no surcharges. Room service steak dinner is about $12. If you want to go outside to find street girls or food, stay around the bar block at night or take UBER / taxis top local restaurants within a few miles of La Zona, and you will be safe.

Bedroom deals should be negotiated in details in the club before heading up to the hotel. Once girls see you spring for expensive suites, some may try to sweet talk you for more money, but most of them are straight, fair and honest. The guys would most likely want their own room for privacy anyway. You and your friends can also bring street girls into Cascada with no limit. Reception guys even teased me to go ahead and bring up 100 street girls a night hehe. Some street girls are as nice, clean and beautiful as HK girls at 1/4 prices. Melanie and Anahi, tall, shapely, pretty, nice sweet, stand right outside Cascada's back door. Wendy Vampire and Jessica were across the street Sunday night. Some will stay overnight for the price of a session with HK girls.

Cascada charges $3 for a beer and $2 for water bottle in the room. You can bring in beers and liquors and store them in the fridge. I usually bring a small bottle of Don Julio 70 in my night bag. Girls love to have a beer or good Tequila shots, party and dance to their favorite music in the room. If they like you they may stay long or overnight and give you full GFEs. Happened many times to me and my wingmen. So be very nice, sweet, gentlemanly and generous with the girls and you may have some very nice sessions in the hotel and sweet time in the club with the girls.

I have been hanging out in La Zona for over 20 years, even by myself late at night during the worst years of crimes and policia corruption in early 2000's, I have never been robbed, harmed or threatened. So go ahead and live it up. It's lots of fun and sweet to party with your friends in the company of hundreds hot, sexy girls. I have a lot of fun with my wingmen in Tijuana and do it just about every week.

Was there last night Sunday with a few bros from out of state. Easily over 100 hot girls in HK, Chavelas and the Barn. The girls were all over my wingmen, a few had been doing all night and BB sessions with them hehe.

Chicago has improved its talents comparable or better to HK. It has fewer girls but also fewer guys, more room, more relaxed and less pressured than HK. Last night there were about 30 girls and 20 guys in the bar, half dozen tall, nice, clean, beautiful, classy, no tats girls, looking more like normal civies whom I prefer over hardened tattooed HK girls. And would definitely want to take them to bed. The hottest girls want only $80 for a session with $16ST rooms in Jalos. The poor girls were sitting around at the bar all night not doing any business. And could likely be persuaded to do $60 sessions. Will spend more time and more dineros with Chicago girls next week.

Already planning for the next visit helping wingmen sneak out from their matrimonial obligations hehe. Will be there Saturday night Sept 25 with a few of my nicest, funniest wingmen.

[Hargow20]

Met this one hot blonde at HK in the afternoon. The girls name was Ashley. She asking $100 & would not budge. Had nice personality. Has anyone been with Ashley before. ? Personally I have not been with any club girls. I am mainly interested in BJ's and $100 min is to. One advantage of starting low is that if the session goes south then you have not wasted to much money. The most I have spent is $50 on Kayla. This is because Kayla is good looking & willing to please.

[Phazze93]

I plan to go to HK this week and will be bringing a group of 4 guys including me. I have only been once a few years ago and these guys have never been so I want to make sure they have a good time since a couple of them are really nervous and think it is a dangerous trip.

Question- Is it better to rent a suite at Cascadas ahead of time or will you get a better deal if you get one there? Also, will you get better deals on the girls if you have one of the higher end suites? How does alcohol situation work in these rooms? Guessing we could buy a few 6-packs at a nearby store and keep them in the fridge?

Any other advice for bringing a few first timers would be much appreciated. We are likely going Thursday and Friday nights.

As a recent solo first timer in Tijuana. Tell your buddies to stop being pussies. Be polite, keep to yourselves when appropriate, don't unnecessarily stir shit up. Don't stumble around drunk in dark alleyways with no foot traffic at 4 am.

Tijuana definitely doesn't scream safe, but common sense goes a long way in an area like this.

[KC Questor]

Question- Is it better to rent a suite at Cascadas ahead of time or will you get a better deal if you get one there? Also, will you get better deals on the girls if you have one of the higher end suites? How does alcohol situation work in these rooms? Guessing we could buy a few 6-packs at a nearby store and keep them in the fridge?

Definitely reserve the room(s) ahead of time. Suites can be in short supply especially over a weekend (although arriving on a Thursday does give you a small leg up if you choose not to make a reservation).

Get the VIP card. It will save you money even with the initial cost of the card.

You won't get a better deal with the girls if you have a suite.

Yes, you can buy beer or liquor and bring it to your room. You can store it in the fridge and share it with the girls or drink it yourself.

[Dcrist0527]

This is a perfect opportunity to stage a fake kidnapping on your buddies by the Cartel. You guys will all look back one day and laugh about it.

LMAO Damn, Jackie. Your mind scares me!