Hong Kong Club Reports

[The Hammer1169]

OK. Here are your choices.

1. Dance naked in front of a bunch of Chinese tourists, who look, whisper to each other, then leave.

2. Dance naked in front of a bunch of shit-faced sweaty gringos. Who continually paw at you and do their best to kiss you, grab your tits and shove fingers up your pussy and ass.

Which is more humiliating?

Either way the girls are meat on display. They like the gringos better as they are experts at what I call "the guide" which means a gentle grab of the hand and guide away from where they don't want it. The girls control contact and at least the gringos tip!

[Efjayel]

When they come home with no money to feed their children.

[Phordphan]

The hell is wrong with these people? Is it not enough how others like to stereotype Mexico and Tijuana in particular? I'm sure these tourists will have nothing but bad things to say about their trip to Mexico and what a [CodeWord140] hole it is just like the media likes to stereotype it.

Holy damn, you're right. These tours ARE degrading and pathetic for both parties, those being the club girls and the tourists.

OK. Here are your choices.

1. Dance naked in front of a bunch of Chinese tourists, who look, whisper to each other, then leave.

2. Dance naked in front of a bunch of shit-faced sweaty gringos. Who continually paw at you and do their best to kiss you, grab your tits and shove fingers up your pussy and ass.

Which is more humiliating?

[Efjayel]

The hell is wrong with these people? Is it not enough how others like to stereotype Mexico and Tijuana in particular? I'm sure these tourists will have nothing but bad things to say about their trip to Mexico and what a [CodeWord140] hole it is just like the media likes to stereotype it.

Holy damn, you're right. These tours ARE degrading and pathetic for both parties, those being the club girls and the tourists.

[TomJackin]

The hell kind of tours are these?

Who's offering them?

The tourists are either Chinese, Taiwanese, or from South Korea. They have their cameras at the ready when they are in the alley. I saw them on many occasions in the alley and in HK. I think HK charges them a cover, or at least I hope so. There is a group of them almost every week.

I think what I'm going start doing is start taking pictures of them in the alley and in HK; just to [CodeWord140] them off. They don't belong in La Coahuila! I think that the girls are degraded enough by working in the business; why add salt to their wounds.

[Efjayel]

The hell kind of tours are these?

Who's offering them?

[TomJackin]

And TomJackin' will offer his rant in 3, 2.1.

It is quite an irritating sight but the chicas I have solicited for opinions just laugh it off and say they could care less about it.

Damn if you don't know me too well!

Was at HK today. Saw a whole group of Asian tourists there. Weird thing was that it was a mix of guys and women in their late 40's, 50's. The guys where obviously staring on at the soap show and the topless pole dancers but most of the females had a look of awkwardness and trying to avoid looking. They where all sitting down, but it seemed like they somehow wound up at the bar by accident.

It is no accident! These are organized tours. They usually bring the tours through the alley entrance and when they get into HK, many don't drink, but just take up space. I can only imagine what the tour brochure looks like: "Come to Tijuana, take a picture with a Zonkey, go down the alley to look at sadden putas, and then top in off by going in the best club, and you can sit a gawk at the best putas that Tijuana has to offer!"

Personally, I find the tours degrading and pathetic!

[MrSimple]

Hi everyone,

This barbie mystery is bothering me so much that I registered on ISG after lurking around over a year.

From what I have been reading, there must be more than one barbie.

First of all, the barbie that I know, seems to work from early evening to around midnight (4pm-12ish) during weekdays.

Last Thursday Around 7pm I was at HK, had an opportunity to have a drink with barbie.

Finally when I got to see her up close next to me, I was rather surprised because she was not so pretty.

I apologize in advance if that offends anybody, but I'm simply trying to describe how barbie looks like.

She does have a nice blonde hair with a thin yet curvy body. But her face does not live up to her name. I am very sorry to say that.

Aside from her looks, she is a nice girl. I don't speak much spanish, but barbie seems to speak a bit of English too!

She speaks very little bit of English, yet she was modest about her lack of english skills.

Also, she has a Samsung galaxy s3 phone. I figure a little detail that might help too in figuring out which Barbie we are taking about.

Anyway, how does Barbie's face look like? She isn't super ugly but she wasn't average looking either.

Thank you very much for your post / inputs, gentlemen.

Hey guys. So was in HK last knight, had a waiter track down Barbie. He comes back and says she is busy but will grab her when she is free. I told him to show me where she was and he points to her. I said I don't see her and told him I will give him a dollar if he walks me to her. So we walk toward a booth and directly walks to her and says something in her ear. Don't know what he said but I just wanted to confirm a Barbie sighting. LOL. She was a platinum blonde. DOES have braces and a tattoo (Grim Reaper on left shoulder). Can anyone confirm this sighting.

[Guitarrefreak]

And TomJackin' will offer his rant in 3, 2.1.

It is quite an irritating sight but the chicas I have solicited for opinions just laugh it off and say they could care less about it.

Was at HK today. Saw a whole group of Asian tourists there. Weird thing was that it was a mix of guys and women in their late 40's, 50's. The guys where obviously staring on at the soap show and the topless pole dancers but most of the females had a look of awkwardness and trying to avoid looking. They where all sitting down, but it seemed like they somehow wound up at the bar by accident.

[Efjayel]

Was at HK today. Saw a whole group of Asian tourists there. Weird thing was that it was a mix of guys and women in their late 40's, 50's. The guys where obviously staring on at the soap show and the topless pole dancers but most of the females had a look of awkwardness and trying to avoid looking. They where all sitting down, but it seemed like they somehow wound up at the bar by accident.

[SportMongr]

Thanks, on my next trip I'm going to stay away from the trophies. At least it will increase the odds of meter maid experience. I guess it doesn't hurt to make weekly visits to establish yourself as a known patron. I'll try my best to increase my face time as well

And see if that plays out. And my new rule is after 30 mins. If I haven't busted- I'll end it. Pure and simple rather than caving into the lower brain and paying an extra $60. So save the wet condoms. I'm not getting scammed by that shit again. Of course if I am feeling the love. Will negotiate a decent hr. Rate in advance. But once you commit to 30 and your time runs out. These chica's are not going to give you a 50% discount for the next 30 session. LOL. Buy one, get the next 50% off. Dam that would be nice if that was a rainy day special.

[SBeach25]

This picture Tomjackin, put up IS "Barbie", Maybe there's more than one. This girl "Barbie" Tomjackin posted is a "whirlwind" in bed. I have never detected the "slightest" attitude from her, she's been "fun" the both times I met her, and this "Barbie"."phucks the shit out of you. LMAO! Tomjacking posted this girl as Barbie"even the meseros called her "Barbie", as well but one twist though she specifically said her name was Barbara"and that's Where "Barbie"came from, it made sense at the time she told me that, but these girls have "aliases"and Who the hell knows what their real name is? But she is the "Real Deal" When it comes down to business" Hope you find "who you're looking for"but in the meantime try that "Barbie" Tomjackin posted a picture of you can't go wrong. Peace!

Hey guys. So was in HK last knight, had a waiter track down Barbie. He comes back and says she is busy but will grab her when she is free. I told him to show me where she was and he points to her. I said I don't see her and told him I will give him a dollar if he walks me to her. So we walk toward a booth and directly walks to her and says something in her ear. Don't know what he said but I just wanted to confirm a Barbie sighting. LOL. She was a platinum blonde. DOES have braces and a tattoo (Grim Reaper on left shoulder). Can anyone confirm this sighting.

[SBeach25]

Q goes out to the HK pro's. As I am not, I have read on previous post " took the chica arriba for $60, we banged for like 1hr. Or 1. 5 hr. She was great. Banged every pos. She was an animal etc""" so WTF? Is that true or BS? The few girl's I spoke to gave me a quote of $60-$100 some said 30 mins. The rest I assumed would lock up at 30 min. Plus if you rent the room ST you have the dudes knocking at your door etc. (of course if you rented for the night wouldn't have that prob) but I did that too, rented for the night, and at 30 min. The chica looked at me and said. Your not finished. Going to cost you $60 more. I said, all I need is 5 more minutes. And w / un happy cock in hand she won that negotiation. Verbally committed to another $60.

So Q is. Are these just special chica's who don't clock watch. (or do you just try to negotiate for more time down stairs. That doesn't seem correct). Do you just get lucky? Perhaps if you looked like Brad pitt. Time ceases to exist.

Any words of experience welcomed.

I've frequented HK for just about every weekend all of 2012. I've watched and developed a repetoire with a handful of them. Started off with one girl that really caters to asians and her girlfriends noticed how I treated her. After a few times, the other girls who hang together outside the clubs will develop a interest in you also. I've noticed this as my mongering progressed. One day, while my girl was away, a friend of her starts to make her move on me. I told her how does she feel about doing this behind her girls back and she says "Look where we are at? What do I think?" Valid point. So I asked her what do you think it will cost me? She says,"Look, I like you and I want to Fk you, so if you want to pay me then you pay what you want." We went upstairs and banged away like crazy. I think she was trying to show how much better she can perform than my favorite. At the end, I still paid her so $60 plus $10 for tip. She gave me near PSE and did things I wasn't expecting. Even let me pop 2 (BTW, get the VIP card, it is worth every penny). Most part was uncovered until I got nervous and put on a cover. So for there are factors here. To answer your question, your going to have to try and error till you find the right chemistry. Sometimes the girls you read that gives great sessions are true but I think that depends you your chemistry.

[Member #4244]

I think you can do fine with the trophies, especially if you get them early on in their stint there.

Went with Alaska when she was still thick, juicy and 19. Had an awesome time. I came back later and she was much thinner and more sought after, meh, didn't even bother because by then everyone was all over her because of the ads.

Last time went with a real stunner, petite, tongue and navel rings, awesome curves, very shapely. She wasn't the most animated but she was very submissive. Had an amazing time and I'd say she was easily one of the top three girls there.

You just have to be assertive and discuss everything up front. You'd also be amazed what a little extra cash can get you there, just make sure you know exactly what it's buying.

[Phordphan]

Q goes out to the HK pro's. As I am not, I have read on previous post " took the chica arriba for $60, we banged for like 1hr. Or 1. 5 hr. She was great. Banged every pos. She was an animal etc""" so WTF? Is that true or BS? The few girl's I spoke to gave me a quote of $60-$100 some said 30 mins. The rest I assumed would lock up at 30 min. Plus if you rent the room ST you have the dudes knocking at your door etc. (of course if you rented for the night wouldn't have that prob) but I did that too, rented for the night, and at 30 min. The chica looked at me and said. Your not finished. Going to cost you $60 more. I said, all I need is 5 more minutes. And w / un happy cock in hand she won that negotiation. Verbally committed to another $60.

So Q is. Are these just special chica's who don't clock watch. (or do you just try to negotiate for more time down stairs. That doesn't seem correct). Do you just get lucky? Perhaps if you looked like Brad pitt. Time ceases to exist.

Any words of experience welcomed.

As stated, if you're going after trophies, this is an all too common experience. If you don't like it, there are 40 guys behind you who will put up with her bullshit. But, if the trophies are your ojective, you'll just need to put up with the nature of the beast. There are, of course, exceptions.

My experience has been the slightly older, slightly less attractive ones give a much better experience overall.

You might consider going up for an hour, thus avoiding the rush. You'll have to pay double for the room, but done even THINK of paying the chica double. $80 hours are very do-able, maybe a bit more on a busy weekend. If you give any chica $120 for an hour, I will personally find you, flog you 20 times with a wet condom, and drum you out of the hobbyist brotherhood.