Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

This girl looks hot.

Many tall, pale girls work in HK every night.

The most popular stripper is Ashley, tall, pale, slim, classy, pretty with a high nose. She was taken off HK by Narco Bob for a GF a couple months, then was dumped and came back stripping. She works hard every day, starting in early afternoon until midnight. You cannot miss her. Sorry I cannot find her pics.

A few other tall, pale, fun, pretty girls, some beautiful blondes are really fun, like blonde Francesca and pink Bonnie in the pics.

Tall, pale Bobby AKA Ariana from Sinaloa speaks good English and Japanese, worked in Tokyo's hostess clubs. She's fun, flirtsy and very horny in bed. She does a lot more than most HK girls and will give you a wild ride in bed.

[Aviator400]

100% about the point of HK having the advantage of proximity. On so many levels. Lived in san diego in 2016, and want to move back just for that.

Would need to figure out how to live in a house instead of apartments if I did. At the very least, am going to move back to boise from twin falls so that getting there is a little easier.

Why not live in Tijuana at one-third the price of SD? Met a number of mongers who work in the USA and live in Mexico. Even met one who works in Cañada. Much of his work is online or on the road.

[KetoAndKettle]

100% about the point of HK having the advantage of proximity. On so many levels. Lived in san diego in 2016, and want to move back just for that.

Would need to figure out how to live in a house instead of apartments if I did. At the very least, am going to move back to boise from twin falls so that getting there is a little easier.

Yeah, I went once. It's big and a little more expensive because it's Switzerland. It's not my favorite FKK, but it's one of the cooler structured ones with different themed rooms and worth a visit. Across that region the girls don't change much, so for my money I prefer Sharks in Darmstadt, GER. It's big, great selection (IMHO), super easy to get to from the Frankfurt Hbf or airport and the prices are a little calmer than CH. A place on my list that looks intriguing sort of near Globe is Wellcum in AUS near the ITA border. Also kind of expensive, but I've heard great things and the selection looks a little different than it's northern counterparts. Real Italian girls! Unlike the Ro girls in GER Fkks who say they're Italian. No shame. It's business and they still have what I'm looking for. I like the idea of riding my motorcycle through the mountains and then staying there for a couple overnighters.

All said, HK is special for Americans like myself because it's so close, it's somewhat regulated, easy to get to once you know the deal, and has those European prices, which are not Asian prices, but are much, much better than American prices. Which I don't have much experience with and frankly am not too interested in anymore based on price, politics, and general setup. I'm willing to pay a liiiittle extra to get the experience I want and do it in a way where I'm not looking over my shoulder for anything. Plus, who doesn't like going to another country?? It's also a hell of a lot more discreet than, "Hey friends and family, I'm going to Thailand for two weeks by myself!" which is not entirely indicative of what we're doing, but most people's imaginations go exactly there when you say Thailand. GER / AUS / SWI / CZ are great, and before HK were my top choice for mongering, but it takes a minute to get there. If you can find 4+ hours away from whatever you're doing in San Diego, you can make this happen and be back without missing a beat. And yeah, your experience will probably coincide with how much money you're willing to spend. If you've got money, they're as friendly and accommodating as can be. Good luck out there, brothers.

[Monger Longer]

Yeah, I went once. It's big and a little more expensive because it's Switzerland. It's not my favorite FKK, but it's one of the cooler structured ones with different themed rooms and worth a visit. Across that region the girls don't change much, so for my money I prefer Sharks in Darmstadt, GER. It's big, great selection (IMHO), super easy to get to from the Frankfurt Hbf or airport and the prices are a little calmer than CH. A place on my list that looks intriguing sort of near Globe is Wellcum in AUS near the ITA border. Also kind of expensive, but I've heard great things and the selection looks a little different than it's northern counterparts. Real Italian girls! Unlike the Ro girls in GER Fkks who say they're Italian. No shame. It's business and they still have what I'm looking for. I like the idea of riding my motorcycle through the mountains and then staying there for a couple overnighters.

All said, HK is special for Americans like myself because it's so close, it's somewhat regulated, easy to get to once you know the deal, and has those European prices, which are not Asian prices, but are much, much better than American prices. Which I don't have much experience with and frankly am not too interested in anymore based on price, politics, and general setup. I'm willing to pay a liiiittle extra to get the experience I want and do it in a way where I'm not looking over my shoulder for anything. Plus, who doesn't like going to another country?? It's also a hell of a lot more discreet than, "Hey friends and family, I'm going to Thailand for two weeks by myself!" which is not entirely indicative of what we're doing, but most people's imaginations go exactly there when you say Thailand. GER / AUS / SWI / CZ are great, and before HK were my top choice for mongering, but it takes a minute to get there. If you can find 4+ hours away from whatever you're doing in San Diego, you can make this happen and be back without missing a beat. And yeah, your experience will probably coincide with how much money you're willing to spend. If you've got money, they're as friendly and accommodating as can be. Good luck out there, brothers.

Excellent trip report. I agree with you about HK. The issues I've had with meseros was when I should have not really have been in Tijuana in the first place, like between being employed and trying not to spend money. When you're in that mindframe, stay home LOL.

As far as your FKK experience, have you ever been to that place called FKK Globe, I think is what it's called, in Switzerland?

[DJHeywood]

Went to Tijuana / HK on Thanksgiving for my 1st overnight. Landed at SD about midnight, Ubered to border, zero line, and got lucky with the shuttle being in the 1st lot with the red shack. Was nice since I had a small roller carryon that screams Gringo on vacation to all the cabs. Stayed at Rizo, checked in at 130 am and they honored the Wed "night" 40% off discount from the Tropical Bar coupon. You have to print it for them to accept. I got a double suite, mainly just to not feel cramped and to not regret going smaller. I didn't use the 1st nigjt with a jacuzzi, and the 2nd night moved to another with a balcony instead. Didn't use those amenties. The Rizo I was impressed, building felt sturdy and not a dinged up working girl house. Plus it was quiet away from the club noise. It takes 5 min to bring girls from HK to cross street and all the stairs. But I like that, gave more private and noise free time to vibe as they hold onto you in their heels. My Spanish is weak and the club is loud.

The action. 6 arribas in like 26 hours and 2 with MSOG. Part because I was horned up from no sex 1 week prior intentionally, part me wanting to leave it ALL at HK, and part is the Euphoria high of being in that adult playground. No judgment, everyone's there and paid by you getting laid.

The times. I was there every 4 hours and would spend 2 hours or so looking for a girl. After arribas I'd chill out, shower, nap, eat. I never left the block beyond Senda Norte, Oxxo, and a walk during the day to eyeball HK.

The shifts. There was always 6 or 7 free girls that I was into. I have particular tastes, a perfectionist since I want to make every arriba count. I'd say 75% of the girls I'd willingly fuck for free, so I focused on the top 20%. Midnight had the most dudes, but I didn't mind too much as it let me get a breather and scope girls out from a distance. Surprisingly 4 am and 12:30 pm noon had the best ratio of free hot girls.

My arribas. 6 girls, all had prereqs of being 20's, big tits and juicy ass. I didn't aim for enhanced girls, but most in club were, as well as my arribas. Some girls have some bad diaper butt firm lumpy BBLs where the legs don't match the ass. Notable arribas was a dime redhead Kendra Lust in face & body, another was a loving girl next door with a traditional ethnic Mexicana indigenous face (eyes almost Asian looking) who deep throated, kissed, gave me multiple pops. Every arriba filled their niche.

What an amazing time. Even at 5 am on my 26th hour as I'm taking my 6th arriba to Rizo (had literally came back to HK about 10 min prior from my 5th arriba & showered). There were still like 6 or 7 new baddies I was cranking my neck for to come right back. 1. 5 days was plenty and likely my future strategy. Come in late for the big traffic, get an early morning girl, pass out, 2 waves of day girls, and hit my stride by early eve.

I too have experienced elsewhere Cancun / Tulum escorts, southeast USA stripclubs, Montreal strip and agencies, Amsterdam window girls, Barcelona brothels, Bogota red light, but man HK does have its own place to shine. To me it's strength is its discretion (no wonders why you fly to SD), it's well established with several forums, it's not hard to get to once you do it once, and the biggest aspect is its convenience AND access that I've seen nowhere else. Brothels and windows will die down early morning, agencies have limited hours. Bogota had arguably hotter girls (if you like Mex or Col features more) and they are at least half the price if not one third but BOGs red-light is far sketchier. Can't wait to return to HK already looking up cheap flights to blast out a weekend.

[Sol12]

Turkey night was thinking it would be slow for the holiday so figured to go and see if my drunk girl was back to work. Was shocked how crowded it was and they had all parts of the club open which was a first for me since I usually go on slower nights. I walked around looking for the girl but no luck, ran into one of my meseros that served us that night and he was laughing about her and hasn't seen her since.

So with the place packed I found about 3 girls I liked. Spent lots of time walking around trying to find them. Finally ran into one and went to drink. Fun girl who was cool with drinking and was ordering the wines but she drank slow so I wasn't worried about it. Both of us drank to much and when she realized it was 7 am she had to leave. Still had a fun time.

[KetoAndKettle]

Excellent trip report. I agree with you about HK. The issues I've had with meseros was when I should have not really have been in Tijuana in the first place, like between being employed and trying not to spend money. When you're in that mindframe, stay home LOL.

As far as your FKK experience, have you ever been to that place called FKK Globe, I think is what it's called, in Switzerland?

The only thing I can compare HK to is a German FKK Saunaclub for sheer quantity and quality, but it's different. At an FKK there's showers and robes and it's a little more laid back. In HK you show up like a strip club in all your normal clothes and it's a party. I've been to FKKs that are more party-like, but not like HK. And obviously HK is all about the Mexican gals whereas in an FKK you're going to find mostly white girls from Romania, although I hooked up with a Brazilian chica once. All in all, I really enjoyed HK and will definitely return. Hope this was helpful to any newbies to HK or Zona Norte. It's a good thing I don't live near Tijuana or I'd be here all the time.

[Aviator400]

Enjoyed your review. I am a seven year vet and it is always fun to relive my first time through the eyes of a newbie.

[Monger Longer]

This was my first time in HK and taking the land border into Mexico. It couldn't have gone smoother after doing a good amount of reading here and in other places to know what to expect. I'll be detailed for anyone new like I was. Drove down from SD around 2 p. Parked in the lot atop the hill behind Jack in the Box. $8 admission for 8 hrs. Used my passport card, made it over the border without breaking stride. Walked the path, through the exit gates, right past the taxis, around the corner and up the street to the Zona Shuttle office. I saw on a YouTube video that it's past the gate and across the parking lot, it wasn't explicitly labeled, but there was only one option for a door and they ushered me onto the main street and into the Zona waiting room next door. Three minutes later I was in the back of the limo (getting smiles from some girls waiting in line to go to the US and odd looks from others, haha) and five minutes after that I was in front of HK. Tipped the driver $5.

As soon as I stepped into the Cascadas staircase I knew I was in the right place from the smell. That mix of perfume with a little bit of residual cigarette smell. Maybe it's just me. It's Pavlovian. Smells like hookers. It's the same smell all over the world. I went through the metal detector as the security officer searched my bag. I reserved the Deluxe for $85, but decided to grab the Deluxe Double for a little more space at $100 paid with card. I got the room so I'd have a place to chill and I planned on taking multiple girls. More on that later. I handed over $30 in cash for the deposit and I was offered condoms before I went up to my room. The hotel itself is pretty big and everything looks the same, so it took a minute to get my bearings before I found my room. Let's just say that it's more a warehouse for fucking than a hotel, but it's lot bigger than it looks from the outside. The inside of the room was red and black modern Vegas style. Plenty of towels. Bed was surprisingly comfortable with memory foam mattresses. Four channels of porn and premium channels in Spanish if you're interested.

I freshened up and organized my cash before heading down. Another metal detector and body pat down before I get my first look behind the black curtain. Now, I've been to my fair share of FKKs in Germany and Austria, but it always takes my breath away walking into a room with 50+ naked or scantily clad women. I'm overwhelmed, so I take a lap around the entire club to get a feel for the layout. Hell, I may have taken two. Finally I decide I need a beer to relax and get the meseros off my back. And to be fair, every encounter I had with the staff, except for the checkout lady at the end, was great. Yeah, I know they're being nice for tips, but at least they put some effort into it, unlike all the entitled turds I have to deal with in the US service industry who want something for nothing. Everyone was genuinely nice and helpful whenever I had a question. Also, I'm a Spanish speaker, but they all spoke English very well and conducted business in English unless you switched to Spanish. So anyhow, I get my beer at the bar and have a seat watching the girls on the bar and the girls in the middle dancing. Halfway through the beer I make my way to the back where there's a soap or whip cream show happening on the stage. I catch the eye of one from the end of the ramp and she starts putting on a show for me. By now I'm done with my beer and just kind of hanging on to it as a decoy, making laps, checking out the ladies, and having a squeeze or two. I thought I had one picked out for a ficha, but I wanted another beer first and I found another seat at the back bar, so I figured I'd sit and watch a little while longer. This was around 4:45 p and my plan was to session, grab some food, and session again. I wasn't trying to rush since I had nowhere to be and a room.

As I'm sitting at the bar and beautiful, tallish, chica flaca con curvas with big round glasses comes over to me and she's just my type. Early to mid-20's, very cute face and sweet demeanor in addition to the smoking body. Corazon is her name and she wears a necklace with a heart on it. We chat for a few minutes and she grinds on me as as I feel her up and I put a dollar into her bra for her time. She asks for a ficha and I agree because she's been so affectionate for so long without really asking for anything up to that point and I like what she's doing and saying. I'm glad I did. She was slow to drink her drink and was not stingy with the affection. We keep conversing in Spanish and start negotiating. She asks how long, 30 or 60? Con dos chicas? Undoubtably a pro. I like to take an hour because I enjoy the foreplay and enjoying her body before diving in and I don't even consider CBJ. She throws out 250/60 with BBBJ and I manage to get her down to 180 and tip her 20 at the end because she delivered hard on the intimacy and let me lick and poke everywhere I wanted in all positions without looking at the clock. We exit out the back, I tip the robe guy $1 and we make our way upstairs. This is one of my favorite moments in our hobby. I still remember my first time and admiring this beautiful woman I was about to go smash. It never gets old. In the room she delivers on all my desires from pace, to attitude, to participation, to allowing me whatever I asked for. She is instantly one of my top five all time. I finish and we lay there talking and touching a little while longer before taking a shower together where there's more talking and touching. It was all quite enjoyable. By this point we're well over an hour into it. Maybe and hour and a half? As we're finishing getting dressed there's a knock at the door and she shoos him away before we say our goodbyes. 10/10 would go again if I came back.

As I mentioned, the plan was to grab some food and session again. I decided that this was my first time and I didn't want to go roaming around Tijuana or in the alley this time around. Especially with reports that the policia are upping their extortion efforts for the holidays. I go to the Azul bar and grab some food. Is there another Azul restaurant on the property or is the entirety of it the bar and a few tables in a small space? Either way, I saddle up to the bar and order the chicken fajitas. I'm sorry, but it was damn near inedible. It tasted like, maybe propane? And lacked any spices or flavor like cumin, cilantro, or chili pepper. Very bland and the other strange flavor I couldn't put my finger on. After the meal I wasn't feeling well. Not outright bad, but not well. So I went back to my room. It was at this point that I figured I just had one of the better sessions of all time and I'm not feeling up to another one any time soon, so I check out and consider it a victory. I think if I'd had a little weed with me it would've settled my stomach and I don't know how another session could've been better than the one I just had. So even though I spent a little more on the room than I needed to, I'm happy and know where to adjust for next time. Again, everyone was really helpful on the way out, but the woman at reception was a little brusque and rude compared to all the fellas working there who were extremely nice and helpful. No big deal, though. The bros kept bringing the positive vibes.

The security guard gives me a business card for a free ride to the border, I take it to the valet outside, he radios someone, we cross the street together, hop in a van and five minutes later I'm in line to get back to the US. The area is not very well lit and there are some vendors around. It looks sketchy, but the line isn't too long and I see the SENTRI sign, so I bypass a dozen people to get to that lane and then it's clear sailing all the way back into the US. I use my Global Entry when I get to customs, the officer takes my photo, and I'm back in mi pais. It took all of five minutes, most of it walking, to get back across the border. Next thing you know I'm back on the 5 smoking a joint, heading home around 9 p.

The only thing I can compare HK to is a German FKK Saunaclub for sheer quantity and quality, but it's different. At an FKK there's showers and robes and it's a little more laid back. In HK you show up like a strip club in all your normal clothes and it's a party. I've been to FKKs that are more party-like, but not like HK. And obviously HK is all about the Mexican gals whereas in an FKK you're going to find mostly white girls from Romania, although I hooked up with a Brazilian chica once. All in all, I really enjoyed HK and will definitely return. Hope this was helpful to any newbies to HK or Zona Norte. It's a good thing I don't live near Tijuana or I'd be here all the time.

[Jackie888]

Are their standard shift times? Always wondered how memorable quiet, passing through customers are.

The girls works different shifts. There is a day shift. And a night shift that overlaps for maybe an hour at about 8 pm or so? I remembered before Covid that they had a time card system where the gals are signed in and out to ensure they are credited with hours.

[AmericanPi]

Coming Thanksgiving for mainly HK overnight. Feel free to DM if you want to wingman or eat.

Wish I could trade. Have to spend thanksgiving playing the nice husband at the in laws. It's exhausting and annoying making small talk.

Share a report on what Turkey day is like at HK.

[DJHeywood]

Coming Thanksgiving for mainly HK overnight. Feel free to DM if you want to wingman or eat.

[DJHeywood]

Generally girls that just started their shift tend to search for a nice $150 home-run, especially from a monger face they have never seen before. But as the day rolls along and they are not finding a newbie to fleece, they adjust their pricing.

Are their standard shift times? Always wondered how memorable quiet, passing through customers are.

[Artisttyp]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

You will be good up until the 24th then things get very slow until after the 25th.

[Jackie888]

A visit Sunday 12/17 - Thursday 12/20 - will there be enough girls to justify a trip?

In the past, it is the quality that drops instead of the quantity. Regular bar girls tend to start to fly out the week before Christmas. But I saw a lot of street girls trying to work HK in their place so I think HK used street girls as fillers. HK probably ease up a lot on their fichas daily quota for the holidays.