Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

What's his point of throwing and stepping on hundreds green $ on the floor, buying bottles nobody drinks from and spreading out cheap snacks nobody eats?

He wants to attract attention for everyone to think all those items are not valuables, just trash to him, that he has a lot more.

People in the club would just avoid and ignore this retarded low life, not getting near him to give him the attention he craves with his stupid, phony, low-brow theatrics.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth.

[QUOTE=Jackie888;2699221]I find that the HK Wednesday specials is kind of a waste of time. I talked to a buddy that works for HK and he said that it is meant to cure the shitty Wednesday low business problem more than anything. So bikini contests, fashion shows, beauty, Halloween parties, etc are always thrown on a Wednesday to encourage the girls to come to work on a shitty day.

[Hadez]

Went to the event Wed. Lots of people crowded around the stage. Hard to get around. Hard to see people. Could not find Capt.

I left the clubs after a few passes. Just too many people crowded in small area.

Came back right as winners were being announced. Saw an amazing looking girl just before #1 was announced. Asked her to spend time with me and realized she want to wait for winner to be anounced. Security would not allow me to wait next to her. Was able to catch up with her after winner was crowned. We went to small area open in Annex area. People were moving around but no tables available in main HK area.

Girl name is H-something. Maybe Haily. She gets beer and takes off top to show her fantastic tits off to everyone. Proceeds to give me great lap grind. Waiter tells me she wants food for $10. The way she is grinding me topless it is least I can do. I am super hard at this point. She claims it will not fit in her mouth. I find out later she is under estimating her skills. I wanted to take her to room but waited for food. She got another beer before we went to my room.

Up in room she is a freak. Kissing, pussy licking, not fully deep throat but close and some really good sexo. She humps me almost as much as I hump her. I let out 2 beers worth of sexual frustration out on her mouth and pussy. All that grinding had me all worked up. Dump a huge load into the magnum.

After her found one of my favs Candy. She not doing shows. No one was at this point. Probably saved me a lot of money. Candy and I have some taquilla. I enjoy her company. We go up to my room. She is sweet. Picks some nice music to jam to. We have our usual fun.

Had fun with a cute brunette at 5:30 am after coming back from a good experience in Chicago. Not sure if I like the lack of other things going on in the club but the amount of cute girls available after the event was pretty good.

Event itself sucked imo. I was happier in other clubs when it was going on.

[Cocr Brotheler]

"I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. ".

Big phat Ass is like the private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket. Everybody wants to beat the shit out of him he is such a phuck up. In addition to eating his food, when he resists have a couple other bros and / or paid meseros kidney punch the phuck out of him. Or could follow him up to his room and sling pillow cases full of hard soap bars on his phat lard ass like they did Pyle LOL.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I find that the HK Wednesday specials is kind of a waste of time. I talked to a buddy that works for HK and he said that it is meant to cure the shitty Wednesday low business problem more than anything. So bikini contests, fashion shows, beauty, Halloween parties, etc are always thrown on a Wednesday to encourage the girls to come to work on a shitty day.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth.

I was there on Wednesday at HK and I saw his bloated fat Jabba the hut ass blocking my view to the main stage. He is damn ugly, flaunts his stack of money, and annoying as he sits almost center stage for all to see his stupidity. Maybe one day he will keel over from a heart attack being such a fat ass LOL. Sorry if I am too direct but that dude is a douche.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I find that the HK Wednesday specials is kind of a waste of time. I talked to a buddy that works for HK and he said that it is meant to cure the shitty Wednesday low business problem more than anything. So bikini contests, fashion shows, beauty, Halloween parties, etc are always thrown on a Wednesday to encourage the girls to come to work on a shitty day.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth.

I was there on Wednesday at HK and I saw his bloated fat Jabba the hut ass blocking my view to the main stage. He is damn ugly and annoying as he sits almost center stage for all to see his stupidity. Maybe one day he will keel over from a heart attack being such a fat ass LOL.

[Captain Solo]

Somedude,

The event had broad appeals to all kinds pf people, especially local Mexicans. I would say 2/3 of the clients were local Mexicans with friends, some with GF's wives. The rest was a mix of Gringos, Asians, Blacks. Over a hundred girls came to watch the event, a few new, sweetest-looking young girls whom I wanted to get to know, but they were all perching over the balcony, focusing on the show, not doing any business. Most people were just having fun like a big festivity.

Funny a Mexican guy was sitting at a table, his chunky wife was doing a serious lap dance on him. He was excited, breathing heavily, telling me his wife was good. I sat at a table with a couple older Mexican guys with a bucket of beers. They invited me to their beers. We were kidding around, having fun.

A bro bought a $500 Don Julio 70 bottle and got a table for us, but half a dozen girls took over to watch the show. He was drinking only beers, bot the Tequila. The mesero was drinking shots from the bottle. He probably swiped the bottle after the bro took off with his girl to the hotel.

About 100 girls from all over Mexico, some sweetest-looking young girls, went to HK to watch this stupid show, while guys were mostly partying among themselves. Soon HK will be having Miss Mexico Beauty Pageant Contest. If HK could sell all 80 tables for min $500 each, you can see more events with higher prices coming soon. Looks like the demands and money are there for these high-price events. Soon HK will be charging Vegas prices. HK is transforming in to a high-priced erotic entertainment venue more than a puta bar. Average mongers will be left out of the fun at HK.

Tropical will have its Chicas of the Year Party on June 23. May be a good time to bag a few hot, FOB cuties from the interior.

https://tropicaltijuana.com/events-170511.php

[Jackie888]

Got in HK about 7 PM Wed night. The club was already packed. All tables on the 1st and 2nd floor were on reserve with a $500 price tag. HK really rachets up prices for its events, but by 10 PM all tables were taken, many with multiple bottles for groups of guys.

HK was packed with girls, many old timers but also many hot new cutest ones I have not seen. If you want to meet some of the most beautiful girls in Mexico, this event seemed to have them. Most were crowding on tables and perching over the balcony, focusing on the show on the main stage. Very few were doing any drinking, talking or going arribas with guys. A big-spending bro got a table on the balcony with a $500 Don Julio 1942 bottle for his friends, but he was drinking only beers, nice, generous guy. The mesero was taking shots from the bottle and poaching the snacks. He brought over a nice, young, very beautiful girl, tall, slim, pretty face, perfect body, no blemishes, no tats. I never saw her in HK before, but she was easily one of the most beautiful and classy girls anywhere. 6 girls invited themselves in, crowded in that table, perching over the balcony rail, looking down on the stage. There was no room to sit or to watch the show. I was worried the balcony was about to collapse under the weight of all those big guys and fat girls.

Most parts of the club were roped off. A long runway was built from the back door, down over the stairway to the main stage. Starting about 9 PM, girls in fancy costumes would come down from the 3rd floor, walk out to the main stage, make 1 round and walk back, all in about 1 minute. It's no longer a strippers contests, more like a fashion show. A lot of girls queued up to walk down the runway, total may be 50 or 60, most were older, lumpy with big fake boobs and big fake butts, a few I have seen working in HK for more than 10 years..

I find that the HK Wednesday specials is kind of a waste of time. I talked to a buddy that works for HK and he said that it is meant to cure the shitty Wednesday low business problem more than anything. So bikini contests, fashion shows, beauty, Halloween parties, etc are always thrown on a Wednesday to encourage the girls to come to work on a shitty day.

About the Armenian dude, I wonder how he feels if we mongers start to hang out his area and eat his food and drink his booze. Seriously I am thinking of just eating some food off of his table and flirt with the chicas in his booth.

[SomeDude321]

Most parts of the club were roped off. A long runway was built from the back door, down over the stairway to the main stage. Starting about 9 PM, girls in fancy costumes would come down from the 3rd floor, walk out to the main stage, make 1 round and walk back, all in about 1 minute. It's no longer a strippers contests, more like a fashion show. A lot of girls queued up to walk down the runway, total may be 50 or 60, most were older, lumpy with big fake boobs and big fake butts, a few I have seen working in HK for more than 10 years.

I've wondered who the target customer is for these events, especially since they seem to have a version of it every month. At first I was given the impression that it was a means to draw new customers, but based on your report, it seems to be the complete opposite.

It's in the middle of the week event with a high buy-in cost for a table. Looks like it's an event for legacy clients or guys with cash to burn, like everyone's favorite Armenian. And the chicks aren't there for what the place is suppposed to be: a bordello.

Good report and good to know, these events are not for mongerers but as means for HK to make easy cash.

[Captain Solo]

Got in HK about 7 PM Wed night. The club was already packed. All tables on the 1st and 2nd floor were on reserve with a $500 price tag. HK really rachets up prices for its events, but by 10 PM all tables were taken, many with multiple bottles for groups of guys.

HK was packed with girls, many old timers but also many hot new cutest ones I have not seen. If you want to meet some of the most beautiful girls in Mexico, this event seemed to have them. Most were crowding on tables and perching over the balcony, focusing on the show on the main stage. Very few were doing any drinking, talking or going arribas with guys. A big-spending bro got a table on the balcony with a $500 Don Julio 1942 bottle for his friends, but he was drinking only beers, nice, generous guy. The mesero was taking shots from the bottle and poaching the snacks. He brought over a nice, young, very beautiful girl, tall, slim, pretty face, perfect body, no blemishes, no tats. I never saw her in HK before, but she was easily one of the most beautiful and classy girls anywhere. 6 girls invited themselves in, crowded in that table, perching over the balcony rail, looking down on the stage. There was no room to sit or to watch the show. I was worried the balcony was about to collapse under the weight of all those big guys and fat girls.

Most parts of the club were roped off. A long runway was built from the back door, down over the stairway to the main stage. Starting about 9 PM, girls in fancy costumes would come down from the 3rd floor, walk out to the main stage, make 1 round and walk back, all in about 1 minute. It's no longer a strippers contests, more like a fashion show. A lot of girls queued up to walk down the runway, total may be 50 or 60, most were older, lumpy with big fake boobs and big fake butts, a few I have seen working in HK for more than 10 years.

I saw no beauties among the contestants. At one point HK had a guy in fancy costume dancing on stage, trying to be cute. He looked stupid and ugly. The show was boring, low brow, distasteful and a waste of time for me. Did find many new girls so beautiful, but they were all focusing on the show, not interested in companies of guys. HK sold all their $500 tables, but I was not interested in paying that much money to cramp into the club to watch old, fat women parading on stage, I prefer normal nights when I can hang out, relax, drink with friends, make out with girls, take them to bed. Those normal nights may not last much longer. The trend for higher prices in HK is here.

Just hope HK won't make $500 min tables every night any time soon in the future. Fat Armenian got the best table at the head of the stage with multiple buckets and lots of snack plates spread out, stepping on hundreds green $ as usual, talking to half a dozen girls like a rock star. The low-brow show off theatrics are in poor taste and ridiculous. The average mongers are severely fucked by guys like Fat Armenian who spend way above the norms just to show off. Perhaps a few cartel guys could show him who really have big money, big muscles and big dicks.

[Dogers69]

Walking Across:

Uber can take you to the border, but they won't cross the border. But once you cross, you can get another one from the border to the zona.

The simplest, cheapest way to park is to use one of the free trolley station lots, and then take the trolley. The trolley line ends right at the ped-east crossing. The parking is free, but there is a rarely-enforced 24-hour limit. The trolley costs around $3 each way, per person (senior citizens pay less).

Palm or Palomar are about ten minutes from the border, and seem a bit less sketchy than some of the ones closer to the border..

1st time visitors like this eventually have 2 options. Park in the street at ocean beach, take a the bus or uber to trolley and go to Mexico. If you left nothing visible in the car and put nothing in trunk when you parked, you have a 99% chance to return to a car the way you left it. Beyond that, parking at old Town trolley is an option but since the rv dwellers were kicked out. There's nobody's be watching your car. All night long are sketch heads walking past your car cursing at invisible people. Also when I slept here at times will be the cops of some sort even at 2, 3 5 am. So in this parking lot, a punched put window is your most likely price to pay. This would be from mental head who needs to punch something not theft related. In this lot, and all trolleyb stations will be people who park with the " Club". Even for cars from 1990. Reason is if you steal a car and drive it into Mexico nobody will stop you. Personally I have insurance to cover theft and windows and catalytic converters issues. The other trolley stations, are 8th street, which is just a bit past downtown San Diego. It is away from any residences so less likely to get the teenage criminals. Same with Palomar. Palomar is closer to Tijuana so if your feeling hungover Palomar is better get off trolley ASAP. I've parked across street from outlets at the border 1 block from the school, maybe twice but that's a very bad idea and I don't try it anymore. If you are very new to the scene and going for the 1st time, and not needing a hotel, you can park a t the outlets, keep walking into a few stores, change your javket or shirt, keep walking through outlets and into Mexico. And be back by 830 9 pm. This is how I did my 1st trip. My 1st trip to Mexico I knew what to do based on news reports for 4 years on a missing san Diego family that case was eventually solved. That was before I had ever been to California.

[Sol12]

Hi,

Planning on going to Tijuana HK next week (likely the 25-26).

And was wondering if you guys have any suggest regarding getting into Tijuana.

Planning on going with some friends either on an Uber or car but would appreciate some help. Wondering where is the best place to park in the US side or if we should just cross over with the car. Is it safe to park in HK parking lot etc planning to at least sleep over the night. Would appreciate any info regarding this. Or if anyone is willing to drive us to Tijuana and back on the next day, we can pay for gas. (Will be a group of 3 and speak Spanish).

If you've never been to Tijuana I wouldn't drive across especially for 1 night. You don't want to be in the border line for 2 to maybe 4 hours. Just park and walk across and take a taxi to the Zona. They have a website that will drive you across but it's not worth it. Also I wouldn't trust some random stranger on here. Even with 3 of you it would be very easy to rob you and leave you in Tijuana.

[LuvMexicanas]

I would guess, 30% of the non Mexican guys in Hong Kong at any moment, make 250 k or more.

I understand you are making a guess, but based on what?

[PeterPorker435]

Thanks for the info!

Walking Across:

Uber can take you to the border, but they won't cross the border. But once you cross, you can get another one from the border to the zona.

The simplest, cheapest way to park is to use one of the free trolley station lots, and then take the trolley. The trolley line ends right at the ped-east crossing. The parking is free, but there is a rarely-enforced 24-hour limit. The trolley costs around $3 each way, per person (senior citizens pay less).

Palm or Palomar are about ten minutes from the border, and seem a bit less sketchy than some of the ones closer to the border..

[WombatEd2]

Planning on going with some friends either on an Uber or car but would appreciate some help. Wondering where is the best place to park in the US side or if we should just cross over with the car. Is it safe to park in HK parking lot etc planning to at least sleep over the night. Would appreciate any info regarding this. Or if anyone is willing to drive us to Tijuana and back on the next day, we can pay for gas. (Will be a group of 3 and speak Spanish).

Walking Across:

Uber can take you to the border, but they won't cross the border. But once you cross, you can get another one from the border to the zona.

The simplest, cheapest way to park is to use one of the free trolley station lots, and then take the trolley. The trolley line ends right at the ped-east crossing. The parking is free, but there is a rarely-enforced 24-hour limit. The trolley costs around $3 each way, per person (senior citizens pay less).

Palm or Palomar are about ten minutes from the border, and seem a bit less sketchy than some of the ones closer to the border.

Driving Across:

You should get Mexican car insurance. Your American insurance is worthless, and getting caught without insurance can have dire consequences.

And you should park in one of several pay lots within a block of the zona. I use Libra, which is on Constitucion across from the alley. I've parked my shiny new Subaru there many times with no problems.

[Dogers69]

That is exactly right Ricky. That's why you only pay a girl after she gives you service. Don't send her money. More then likely she is asking you and 20 other guys for money as well.

1 Chicago girl that I never paid for but slept with as a friend and would go to beach with, asked me for $$ to fly to Tijuana so she could work and pay me back. Once you said no she told me about her boyfriend and said she wasn't really coming to Tijuana. I gave some of myb1st stimulus money to friends in Mexico that didn't ask for it because I felt weird having free money knowing Mexicans get nothing free except Healthcare. But they were not working girls. Every working girl I know makes double to quadruple what I make a year. Even the 45 year old grandmas. The money from sex is just small part of their fortune. Presents from the guys with money to burn is where the $ is at. I would guess, 30% of the non Mexican guys in Hong Kong at any moment, make 250 k or more.