Hong Kong Club Reports

[Nothing24]

Was supposed to meet up with my main HK girl yesterday but she ended up having to bail due to an emergency supposedly. Kind of annoying but she more than makes up for it on the rare times that it happens. There's this friend of hers we've had threesomes with that's been trying to get a solo session with me for a few weeks now but I always decline because I don't want to weird my girl out about it. At first I thought it was some kind of test from my girl but since then she has given me the go ahead in those cases when she isn't around, but I think she's just trying to be cool about the situation. Yesterday I finally gave in since my girl bailed and I was annoyed. We were actually supposed to have another threesome yesterday as well. She saw me sitting at a booth and she came over. I got her a couple drinks and we were having a good time. Eventually we made our way up to my room and went on to have a pretty great session and it was cool getting some alone time with her. This could potentially come back to bite me in the ass but not too bad, I think. My girl did give me the ok after all, but in a way this is me turning the tables and testing her now. I think the worse that can happen is her not talking to me for a few days but fuck it, we'll see what happens. This wouldn't have happened if she wouldn't have bailed in the first place.

After we hooked up she stayed and hung around for a while and she told me there was this guy from LA that she had started developing feelings for. She showed me a picture of him and the funny thing is I'm pretty sure I have talked to him before. She said they had been in constant communication for a while and they even discussed her quitting HK if he could take care of her. He asked her how much she would need for her to quit and only be with him and she told him $200 a week. I think it's pretty reasonable considering she easily makes that and more per day. But she said she really liked him and that realistically all she needed was 200 per week, keeping in mind she has two kids. So the interesting part is that for whatever reason this guy ghosted her about a month ago and she hasn't heard back from him since. She's sent him a few messages but he leaves her on seen and doesn't reply. From the pic she showed me he seems like a pretty average looking dude, so he didn't have her sprung off his looks, she genuinely liked him as a person. He hasn't stepped foot in HK either so who knows, maybe he got a girl or something, or he was married and got caught LOL.

A while later I went back to the club and hung out with another one of my girls that I ran into and was bored out of her mind on the Chavelas side and she told me a bizarre story. Some girl she knows was drinking with a client and he was ordering bottle after bottle and she was drunk off her ass. Apparently the client made an arrangement with a mesero to get her up to his room, bypassing anyone who would have any idea she was up there with him so the club would have no proof she was in the room with him. How they got past the robe guy and the hotel staff that writes the girls names down when they go up to a room, I don't know. They got to the room and were in there for a while and had sex and everything. When she was getting ready to leave she asked to get paid and the client told her he has already paid the mesero. This confused the fuck out of her. The guy practically kicked her out of the room and told her to go ask the mesero for her money. The thing is since she was so drunk she couldn't even remember who the mesero was. She made a complaint to management about it and apparently they told her she was partly at fault for not registering her name and not asking for payment up front so she never got paid for it. Didn't help that she couldn't identify the mesero either. This story is still baffling to me. How the hell did they get her up to the room without a single person finding out? But I guess if you're wealthy enough and know a mesero that is sketchy enough, it can be done. This story has been circulating in the girls' group chats a lot recently and they have all agreed to be more adamant about asking for payment up front.

[Captain Solo]

Got in HK with a couple wingmen around 3. The club was already crowded. Got a table in the corner under the stairs where half a dozen girls lean against the railing. You could look up and see perky boobs, flat abs and supple thighs, sniff the sexy scent emanating from young, tender, tasty pussies with hairs sticking out under bikinis hehe. 7 bros showed up. Papaya sent order to meseros for 3 bottles. We convinced meseros to swap to the double table in the middle of the club for more room.

Papaya already stayed in Cascada the previous 2 nights, reportedly blew $7,000 on pussies and booze. He was staying in the room all afternoon with 2 girls; had no idea what the hell he did with them all afternoon. He brought them down to the club to party. Francesca thinks she's his GF and she's very jealous. A few weeks back, she assaulted 2 other girls over Papaya at the table, sent hair and bikinis flying hehe. We sat drinking Don Julio 70. Obiwan tried to feed it to the girls, but meseros said they could drink only their $30 wine bottles.

A new sweet girl, Marianna de Sonora, was sitting by herself, her first week in HK. Obiwan moseyed over to inquire; she said $500 without blinking an eye. Incredulous, Obiwan came back to her to confirm; she again said $500 not 500 pesos hehe. Obiwan informed her that other girls were quoting $100 - 120 -150, but she was not impressed.

Out of town wingman Mao was disappointed with the talents, but quickly took a spinner standing at the stairs. He came back quickly, grumbling "Some girls are asking astronomical prices, $150 to 200. They ask you to pay first and then the scam starts. They don't do BJ or kisss and the worst is they hold the condom with 2 fingers for 'our' protection. Fucking is a pain and unnatural. It's annoying and they also claim 'all' girls do it. Last thing I want is to have a list of services to ask the girls before they go up. Got to be more careful. If this trend continues, there really is no advantage going to Tijuana. These girls are out of their minds. I can get BBFS from hot kgirls for less."

Mao was scammed again crossing back at Ped East "A new scam has emerged. When I got out of the HK limo at Ped East, there was a long line of pedestrians waiting. I asked for Shuttle across the border. The guys there solicited, they work for the shuttle with yellow vests. They take your $25 and then they just put you in a car to take you to Ped west with the same long line. Be very careful. Dishonesty is the new thing now."

Unfortunately dishonesty, cheating, robbing, shake downs, extortions, kidnaps, torture, murders ect have always been prevalent around rough and tumble border towns like Tijuana, but the frequency and severity seem to have increased lately. I can understand how he got upset. But yes, have to be more careful in Tijuana.

Papaya took Francesca and Nayeli back to his room again, must be hungry for some juicy sushi hehe.

R2 D2 had 2 dates set up for 2 nights, but the new Tropical BBFS GF started her period, had to cancel. He met up with Ms. Glass just back from Sonora, got BBFS in between drinking and snacking over 4 hours for standard fare. She's not the prettiest, but body is all natural with full perky be cups. He got some very good deals.

Bought fichas for a couple hot girls. They all refused to kiss, kept their handbags on their laps to prevent access to their crotches. Squeezing boobs, caressing thighs were OK.

Texted 18 YO spinner Tania for a date, nice, clean, pretty, beautiful like a doll, fun, straight, speaks perfect English, claimed no BF, no kids. She sat on a van from Tecate to HK to work. Traffic was bad, she showed up over 1 hour late in her pretty pink dress. Besides her exquisite beauty, pretty Spanish face with big round eyes, pouty lips and her baby soft, smooth skin, she always talks straight without attempt to manipulate. I really like to spend time with her. In the room, she insisted $100 first, set timer on her phone and took off her dress. Her body was beautiful and flawless, feeling good, smelling good. I would really like to suck on her tiny clit, but she did not let it happen, no suck, no lick anything.

She skipped the normal CBJ, pulled me down on top of her. Man, her young pussy was sexy, pretty and tidy, no lips to it. I was so horny and hungry for that tiny pussy, penetrated and pumping her greedily. She was unresponsive, the proverbial star fish. While I was poking her tenderly then furiously, her damn alarm rang. She declared time out, pushed me off with my dick still pointing up to the sky, put on her dress and left the room. There was no knock on the door. I probably got 15 minutes with her in the room. Damn. I came down complaining to Mao. He was still pissed with his girl, said at least Tania did not hold on to the condom with a vice grip hehe. Now I can see HK putas' new pattern of restrictive services.

Had 3 beers and a DJ70 shot, got pretty hammered. Obiwan ordered 2 large pizzas from Azuls. We stayed the whole night in HK. Had lots of fun hanging with wingmen, not so much sexy fun with chicas this time. That's Tania with her innocent doe eyes. Would love to have more sexy, tender time with Tania, but looks like she would be expensive. Wingmen were talking about urgent need to cultivate girls in Tropical and Chicago.

[BrotherMouzone]

I think I uploaded the photo's. One of the cops. The other sitting in their booth at CC.

I can't believe those cops were stupid enough to have their picture taken. Though I guess if they took you 3 blocks down onto a dark street there's no proof of what happened so they were maybe covered anyway. But yeah, the only time I take alcohol onto the street there is when I'm walking from HK directly to Cascadas next door, though I've mostly stopped doing that for fear of getting stopped. All the years I've been going to Tijuana I've fortunately never had a negative encounter with policia. The one (positive) encounter I've had was with a policia sitting in front of Adelitas who politely but in a serious tone warned me not to carry my cellphone the way I was carrying it as someone could've snuck up from behind and robbed me. I also stay low-key and don't fit the demographic they're targeting, which is what I suspect is the reason why I've never had any issues.

[Cocr Brotheler]

"I was also at the Bikini contest' lots of Lime green and Pink. I wasn't around for the winner as I had to get a bite too eat. ".

But not chicken dinner, is vagina fish dinner! Eat their pussys out hard and strong with your very strong tongue like Gene Simmons LOL.

Ever wonder how he got so much tang? Is cause his long strong tongue penetrated so strongly and deep up inside their vaginas giving them ecstasy pleasures eyes rolling back into their heads so good hehehehehe.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Yep. I definitely wish someone had slapped some sense into my face before letting me let that relationship get so deep. Unless you're incredibly rich and don't mind shelling out cash to support the puta, her children, and her entire extended family, and all her ridiculous expenses, and any potential complications if your family or work found out you're financing a putative, never pursue a relationship. Pump and dump is the way to go. Still be nice and respectful of course bc hk girls are still human beings.

Yes I do love the time I spend with them and for $ however if I not there I NOT sending ca $h monies. (period).

Like these stupid phuckers from remote sending money to chicas in CR weeks to months on end only to find when they back in Country that $ long gone and chica been with how many other Mongers?

[AllAboutAss]

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[RedBaron78]

Why did you even open yourself up to $300? You are talking USD right? The goal is to spread the $ around (I have both a slim fanny wallet and money belt) and minimize the risk of loss from those clowns. I keep $100-$150 in my pockets with rest back in my room safe. You could proly have gotten away with $20 USD apiece.

However glad you had fun with it! It is your dinero.

Yeah I know. I had just walked out of my room as cascadas. I grabbed $300, walked into HK for minute to talk to a buddy, and walked right out with a beer. I got about 3 steps outside of HK and it was over. I don't really know if the police negotiate or not. I've never been trouble before. I figured they'd check my pockets anyway. In the end, I didn't care. Went back up to my room, grabbed more money, and went back down.

[Dogers69]

I asked for photo and surprisingly they said okay. I don't know anything about tourist police. I had two 100 bills under my phone cover and it's see through so they could see I had at least $200 because they took my phone. He said, "will I find more in your pockets when I check them?" I said, "yes you will. " Then he took that money. He actually asked me where my car was. I assume he was going to drive me to my car and check to see what he could find there. But I'm not from around there. I fly into San Diego and go to Tijuana. He asked me if I was lying about my car. I just laughed and said, "guys, you just took $300. I took the trolley to Tijuana. I don't have a car here. Then they took me back.

But the reality is, if I had $20 in my pocket it would have been the same result. They don't want to take anyone to jail for anything. They just want your money. I new that was the case. I wasn't nervous about anything. I was only for gone for 5 minutes and right back squeezing asses again.

Theres so many ways to view this. Did he just get kidnapped driven off and shaken down? Were you in cuffs when rhey drove you to darker street? Are you a high income person who makes more than 300 per day? On one end, we think, "the hells wrong with you man? But if the $" is no object, and you got a adrenaline rush from the experience that the woman would not be able to provide, how can we tell you that your a fool?. We can't. Plenty guys will drop $300 in hk in ten minutes no problem. I never give the policia nothing. The last time they tried to stop me, I was walking outside that Bodega in plaza senticilla as you take the walk to hk. I was in bad mood so I ignored them look away kept walking. They were too lazy to jump out of there car or try turn the car around.

[Cocr Brotheler]

I asked for photo and surprisingly they said okay. I don't know anything about tourist police. I had two 100 bills under my phone cover and it's see through so they could see I had at least $200 because they took my phone. He said, "will I find more in your pockets when I check them?" I said, "yes you will. " Then he took that money. He actually asked me where my car was. I assume he was going to drive me to my car and check to see what he could find there. But I'm not from around there. I fly into San Diego and go to Tijuana. He asked me if I was lying about my car. I just laughed and said, "guys, you just took $300. I took the trolley to Tijuana. I don't have a car here. Then they took me back.

But the reality is, if I had $20 in my pocket it would have been the same result. They don't want to take anyone to jail for anything. They just want your money. I new that was the case. I wasn't nervous about anything. I was only for gone for 5 minutes and right back squeezing asses again.

Why did you even open yourself up to $300? You are talking USD right? The goal is to spread the $ around (I have both a slim fanny wallet and money belt) and minimize the risk of loss from those clowns. I keep $100-$150 in my pockets with rest back in my room safe. You could proly have gotten away with $20 USD apiece.

However glad you had fun with it! It is your dinero.

[AllAboutAss]

You may not have cared, but think of the damage you did for others. Your unbelievable juvenile actions simply encouraged bad behavior by the cops, who certainly don't need more encouragement.

Just for anybody who is reading this, public drunkenness is illegal. An open container on the street it also illegal. Only a brain-dead gringo would do such a thing. One should never give the cops a reason to hassle you. And, if they do, don't give in to their demands for money. Of course this presupposes that you weren't committing an infraction to begin with.

Everybody thinks you deserved whatever you got. Frankly, you were lucky it was the cops who robbed you and not a street thug. You, sir, are a textbook reason why gringos get hassled in Tijuana. Laws don't apply to gringos. Until they do. SMDH.

Well said Phordphan!

I know that place is pretty scary, specially dark alleys and stuff, but you got to stand up to yourself at some extent, or not even go at all. Its mostly extortion. I know we are in their world, but they have a family that loves and care for them as well. They're nothing special.

Those cops can get fired for bribery and they don't want that.

Luke Powell has a great video on how to deal with cops. Basically, don't be rude even though they are the ones rude robbing you, but don't be rude and be diplomatic.

Same goes with the meseros, don't be rude to them even though they are the ones being rude, and be diplomatic and you'll come off easy.

I've had several meseros trying to shortchange me and snatching half beers off my table and what not, and I did not lose my cool at all, I simply told them that I feel like that was not fair and I want to tell management about it. That worked out every single time.

Dude can you send me those pics? I'll report them for you.

Thanks.

[Nothing24]

The story still doesn't make sense but it's not my money so whatever.

I'm down in the zona right now if anyone else is around.

[Baxter Slade]

Redbaron sounds like a fun guy to hangout with. Happy go lucky nothing will spoil his fun. But he may be on to something here. Next time you are robbed by Tijuana'S excuse for police. If they are stupid enough to pose for a picture. Kindly ask for a picture (preferably next to the number painted on there truck. Then head over to the sindicatura office in palacio with your evidence.

[RedBaron78]

Didn't you ask the cops to leave some money for you. Example offer them $100?

Why did you take their photo and I am surprised they let you.

Do you have any recourse with the tourist police?

I thought the Captain said we could threaten them with the tourist police or police commissioner if they mess with you?

I asked for photo and surprisingly they said okay. I don't know anything about tourist police. I had two 100 bills under my phone cover and it's see through so they could see I had at least $200 because they took my phone. He said, "will I find more in your pockets when I check them?" I said, "yes you will. " Then he took that money. He actually asked me where my car was. I assume he was going to drive me to my car and check to see what he could find there. But I'm not from around there. I fly into San Diego and go to Tijuana. He asked me if I was lying about my car. I just laughed and said, "guys, you just took $300. I took the trolley to Tijuana. I don't have a car here. Then they took me back.

But the reality is, if I had $20 in my pocket it would have been the same result. They don't want to take anyone to jail for anything. They just want your money. I new that was the case. I wasn't nervous about anything. I was only for gone for 5 minutes and right back squeezing asses again.

[RedBaron78]

Yes, I'd understood what you meant in your original post (that you were the one asking them for a pic) by how you had that and the following sentence worded. OK, well I guess since they'd just taken $300 of your money they were feeling charitable and said "why not? When you asked them for a pic. LOL.

I think I uploaded the photo's. One of the cops. The other sitting in their booth at CC.

[BrotherMouzone]

I accidentally said they asked me for a picture. They didn't ask me. I was laughing, (and not sober) but I asked them if I could get a picture. I honestly thought they'd say no but they didn't. They both walked over and they took a selfie with them. Their truck with flashing lights was right behind us so the pic didn't turn out that well. But it's not bade up. I was surprised they said yes. I didn't care they I had been robbed. It was all just funny to me.

Yes, I'd understood what you meant in your original post (that you were the one asking them for a pic) by how you had that and the following sentence worded. OK, well I guess since they'd just taken $300 of your money they were feeling charitable and said "why not? When you asked them for a pic. LOL.