Hong Kong Club Reports

[ClownDays]

I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".

What did you do there?

"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".

Anything else?

"Had some drinks. ".

They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?

Luke Powell says he makes it a point of saying that he was banging hookers if he gets a female CBP officer asking him what he was doing in Mexico. So there's that. YMMV.

[ThatGuy23]

You can tell them whatever you want, just don't lie, because lying to a federal officer is an offense. Tell them you were partying downtown- they hear it all day and know exactly where you were and what you were likely doing, so don't be bashful. If they ask for more details, tell them you went to HK.

Just don't bring back anything you aren't supposed to. Remember that while some stuff might be legal in certain States or Over The Counter in Mexico, if it's illegal Federally or considered a controlled substance, bringing it across could get you in trouble. Same goes for taking stuff into Mexico. Just don't.

If you are a US Citizen they cannot deny you re-entry into the US. They can give you all kinds of shit, and send you to secondary, but they cannot deny entry back into your own country. So long as you are not breaking any laws on re-entry, they'll eventually cut you loose. Bring proper ID and you'll be fine.

I mean, I guess I'd want to err on the side of telling the truth, like, "I went to Hong Kong. ".

What did you do there?

"Saw a lot of beautiful dancers. ".

Anything else?

"Had some drinks. ".

They are probably not going to flat out ask, "Did you fuck any?

[ScatManDoo]

Every time I am asked "What did you do in Mexico?

I always reply "Spending time with the chicas".

Never an issue, although I tend to get chuckles from the male border agents.

And pained frowns from the female agents.

[PokerLover11]

It literally doesn't matter what you say honestly, as long as it's nothing illegal and you're not bringing anything into the USA That you're not supposed to be bringing in. I usually just say I was on a short vacation and say I went to a bunch of different places in Tijuana while I was there if they want me to elaborate. Like Playas, Zona Rio, Zona Norte, etc. (which is usually actually the truth). But it really doesn't matter what you say, they're not going to do anything. You could actually tell them you were at Hong Kong fucking prostitutes the entire weekend. There's nothing they can do about that (though I've never actually told them that LOL).

So many people are bringing Ivermectin across right now, I have been doing it since May 2020 but now they are trying to confiscate it even though it is over the counter, whatever you do, only say it is for personal use.

[ClownDays]

Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?

You can tell them whatever you want, just don't lie, because lying to a federal officer is an offense. Tell them you were partying downtown- they hear it all day and know exactly where you were and what you were likely doing, so don't be bashful. If they ask for more details, tell them you went to HK.

Just don't bring back anything you aren't supposed to. Remember that while some stuff might be legal in certain States or Over The Counter in Mexico, if it's illegal Federally or considered a controlled substance, bringing it across could get you in trouble. Same goes for taking stuff into Mexico. Just don't.

If you are a US Citizen they cannot deny you re-entry into the US. They can give you all kinds of shit, and send you to secondary, but they cannot deny entry back into your own country. So long as you are not breaking any laws on re-entry, they'll eventually cut you loose. Bring proper ID and you'll be fine.

[BrotherMouzone]

Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?

It literally doesn't matter what you say honestly, as long as it's nothing illegal and you're not bringing anything into the USA That you're not supposed to be bringing in. I usually just say I was on a short vacation and say I went to a bunch of different places in Tijuana while I was there if they want me to elaborate. Like Playas, Zona Rio, Zona Norte, etc. (which is usually actually the truth). But it really doesn't matter what you say, they're not going to do anything. You could actually tell them you were at Hong Kong fucking prostitutes the entire weekend. There's nothing they can do about that (though I've never actually told them that LOL).

[Jackie888]

Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?

Tell them you went to the clubs to meet hot Mexican women. Invite them to come along next time to be your wingman. If the CBP is a female, tell her you stopped at church on the way home and have already done your confession.

[ThatGuy23]

Do the border guards grill you? What do you say when they ask why you were in Mexico, and where you went?

[Dogers69]

Relax. One guy comes on the board and claims there was a trans in HK and everybody loses their shit. The bars screen the girls who are employed. There are gay bars in Tijuana, and most are trans-friendly. There is little need for a trans to try to fake their way into HK or AB or wherever, and then try to fool some drunk gringo into taking them upstairs. Only bad things would come of that.

I can confirm these girls do not need HK. In fact they'd probably make less at HK if they were an born female woman. I stay at the revolucion hotels. These women make good money. Dudes come in and pay fornsex and leave. Sometimes they do out call. I wake up to leave at 7 am and they are in lobby just getting back from a night of banging. They do not need to trick anyone the demand for transsexuals is very high because some I've seen for years tell me they fly into Tijuana every couple months. Then take off for other places in Mexico and just go online and bang more men wherever they go. Also if you can find a trans girl who can trick you into thinking she's a natural born female. That would have to be cream of the crop. Like 1 in 40 of trans woman. At that point you might as well follow through.

[Gregyyr]

She's a sweet and horny girl, said will be working a month in Tijuana.

Why you have to wait until Thanksgiving?

Come on over and partake all these hot girls.

You have a point. Just new to GDL when I make it up there so so could be good to have a number or two etc. I realize half the fun can be the discovery of the unknown or new etc.

G.

[Captain Solo]

Looks like the reduced foot traffic and economic pressure under CoVid have driven more trannies into the girls' turf.

Every time I was in La Zona Norte, I found a few trannies near the School Girl corner. They look tall, nice, clean, feminine, difficult to differentiate unless you get real close, talk to them, hear their voices and observe their manners and body language. A huge trannie, looking like Shrek with Mike Tyson's deep voice, was trying to match me up with another tall trannie in front of hotel Rapido hehe.

I even found an all-wrinkled great grand ma in her 80's near Libra Parking, making eyes contacts, trying to sell sex. That's how desperate the situation is for some people in Tijuana.

As you know any certificate can be bought in Mexico. If desperate enough they will buy all any try to work in bars and clubs. It's difficult to hear their tones of voice with the loud music in HK. The bros may just have to check their crotches for evidence of labias and clitoris. They should also complain to bars' management if misled into having sex with trannies.

[Captain Solo]

She's a sweet and horny girl, said will be working a month in Tijuana.

Why you have to wait until Thanksgiving?

Come on over and partake all these hot girls.

[Phordphan]

I've never been to Tijuana, so I don't have any experience. I have been doing lots of research though. I was watching to an "El Albert" video and he was saying the girls need to provide a birth certificate showing they were born a female and are 18 yo. They also need monthly doctor check ups for STD and to confirm they are females. Maybe one can slip in, but it sounds like they will be caught? Trans talk at 7:50 on the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cltb-8uyRQ

Relax. One guy comes on the board and claims there was a trans in HK and everybody loses their shit. The bars screen the girls who are employed. There are gay bars in Tijuana, and most are trans-friendly. There is little need for a trans to try to fake their way into HK or AB or wherever, and then try to fool some drunk gringo into taking them upstairs. Only bad things would come of that.

[Gregyyr]

Saturday night got in La Zona about 7. Sun was still out, bright and breezy, street crowd was 2 x to 3 x normal, probably guys heading to bars to watch Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder Heavy Weight Championship fight in Las Vegas.

HK club.

Got in HK, unable to bring in a half-full Don Julio 1942 bottle bought last week, had to leave it at front desk. The club was packed full of guys and girls, spilling over to Chavelas and the Barn. There were no empty tables around the main stage. I sat down at a table with a black guy from LA. He was cool and welcomed us, said he stayed in Cascadas overnight and popped 6 girls so far in the last 24 hours.

There were lots of hot girls milling around the club, most wore masks but I could identify those I know by their sizes, shapes, body posture and the ways they walk. The tiny spinner Cesia was moving around with her friends. She's probably the tiniest girl in HK with her tiny, squeaky voice, light skin, pretty face, just does not have the appealing charms of fully sexually-matured women. A wingman was infatuated with her for a while.

We found a booth on the balcony in front of the big screen TV. The whole club was watching the boxing match intensely, oohing, ahhing, cheering with each hit. It was very exciting and lots of fun in the club, but I would much rather watch beautiful people showing each other loving, caring gestures than beating each other bloody. There are already enough stupidity, ugliness, hatred, violence in this world, no need to add more...

Who's the girl. Like that body!

If Estephanie in GDL in November and looking for a little money for some honey? Will be there Thanksgiving week for a few days.

G.

[Gregyyr]

On Youtube, HK has its own channel, showing you how to find the limo when crossing the border.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8u-sAG_ll0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyO0GeN3G3s

Thanks for sharing Shogun. Didn't know these vids were out there.

G.