Hong Kong Club Reports

[DrMcNaughty]

After two epic nights / mornings I'm stoked and smiling! Viva Tijuana! Super hot newbie spinner from Mexicali (her first night) just here in room the past 4 hours. 1500 pesos and I had to remind her embedded to pay! Killer bday morning bang!

Shitty excuse for a master suite. No more deck over alley. Thinking I should have just went back to Colombia. Sir do you want some cheese with you wine?

[Captain Solo]

If you have not been to Tijuana a few years, quality of HK chicas has improved remarkedly. Due to proximity to the US border, new and sweetest-looking girls many times are quickly taken off the market, settle down with young guys and start families.

An old guy rented an apartment and has been living with a pretty 18 YO girl, taking her to parties in HK and other clubs in Zona Rio. She has a few very pretty friends, one a fun and beautiful English-speaking blonde with light skin, whom I have been working on, but not getting there yet. But regardless how pretty the permanent GFs are, they can get boring in bed and cannot be as interesting, exciting and sexy as a hundred other pretty girls in HK with whom you can flirt, grope, tease and try to get hot sex with them for free. I know a few guys actually get free sex from Tijuana's bar girls.

While Medellin may have some hot girls, and girls further away from the US, Argentina, Brazil, tend to be nice, fun, gentle, personal. I But t's just too much work to fly over and go around the city to search them out. One needs to spend at least a week to make it worthwhile. Wonder if Spanish-speaking guys have better times there.

I do think HK and Adelita girls have gotten Americanized, becoming more robotic and less personal every year, selling quick industrial sex in their fuck factories. But the convenience factor is huge. I can just drive into Tijuana every weekend and have lots of sexy fun with pretty chicas without planning or wasting a lot of money.

This is just IMHO. But I think there is a YUGE difference between MDE and Tijuana. Which women are prettier is clearly in the eye of the beer holder. To me most Paisa's are average but a beautiful Paisa is stunning. In Tijuana there are lots of 6/7's but few or no tens. (Just my opinion.) But the real difference is the service. Both places have different levels of service, but at each level MDE comes much closer to GFE than the equivalent level in Tijuana.

That said, from southern Cali (where I live) getting to MDE is at least $500 RT, requires 2 airplanes each way and takes a full day. Plus an hour into the city, change money, get around MDE (a spread out city), it's not something you can do with 24-48 hours to spend. So. I think MDE is vastly superior to Tijuana, but it takes a lot more time and money to have a decent visit. So if the choice is to sit at home and jack off or go to Tijuana, go to Tijuana. But if you have the time and money for MDE I think it is the hands down winner.

(Full disclosure it's been a few years since I've been to Tijuana but I've been looking hard at making another trip because I don't currently have the time or money to go to MDE).

[ILuvThePussy]

Which day has a better selection of chicas at HK. I want to dedicate a day to escorts and I want to make sure I'm not missing out on some HK action.

[WindAngel]

Why do people always bring up Medellin, Colombia as main competition for Tijuana, Mexico when it comes to having fun vacation LOL? If you live in Cali, Nevada, or AZ where you can drive to border and avoid $500 flight isn't The cost of going to Medellin going to easily be 2 or 3 times more expensive. Also I heard that Medellin does have some of the most female eye-candy in the world but Tijuana chicks can compete with a Medellin chicks right?

Pussies are much cheaper in Colombia so what you say is not entirely accurate. The selection is also much larger.

[Errol Flynn]

IMHO there is not much difference between the girls from Colombia and the bar girls from the Adelita or Hong Kong in Tijuana. Latin girls from light to dark skin in both places. Only what is missing in Tijuana are often sexy black and mulatto girls, like in Colombia. But I agree if someone lives in south-west US then Tijuana is a good deal. BTW my trip cost to Tijuana round trip about $ 15. Trolley to San Ysidro and Tijuana taxi. I'm not complaining.

This is just IMHO. But I think there is a YUGE difference between MDE and Tijuana. Which women are prettier is clearly in the eye of the beer holder. To me most Paisa's are average but a beautiful Paisa is stunning. In Tijuana there are lots of 6/7's but few or no tens. (Just my opinion.) But the real difference is the service. Both places have different levels of service, but at each level MDE comes much closer to GFE than the equivalent level in Tijuana.

That said, from southern Cali (where I live) getting to MDE is at least $500 RT, requires 2 airplanes each way and takes a full day. Plus an hour into the city, change money, get around MDE (a spread out city), it's not something you can do with 24-48 hours to spend. So. I think MDE is vastly superior to Tijuana, but it takes a lot more time and money to have a decent visit. So if the choice is to sit at home and jack off or go to Tijuana, go to Tijuana. But if you have the time and money for MDE I think it is the hands down winner.

(Full disclosure it's been a few years since I've been to Tijuana but I've been looking hard at making another trip because I don't currently have the time or money to go to MDE).

[StRobert]

Why do people always bring up Medellin, Colombia as main competition for Tijuana, Mexico when it comes to having fun vacation LOL? If you live in Cali, Nevada, or AZ where you can drive to border and avoid $500 flight isn't The cost of going to Medellin going to easily be 2 or 3 times more expensive. Also I heard that Medellin does have some of the most female eye-candy in the world but Tijuana chicks can compete with a Medellin chicks right?

IMHO there is not much difference between the girls from Colombia and the bar girls from the Adelita or Hong Kong in Tijuana. Latin girls from light to dark skin in both places. Only what is missing in Tijuana are often sexy black and mulatto girls, like in Colombia. But I agree if someone lives in south-west US then Tijuana is a good deal. BTW my trip cost to Tijuana round trip about $ 15. Trolley to San Ysidro and Tijuana taxi. I'm not complaining.

[PdSuave]

I wouldn't worry about having someone stop at Piri on a Tuesday just to get dick pills for a Friday. Piri is about a 7 min walk from the alley. I do it every time I'm there.

Just a side note. I can tell your excitement for your visit is palpable. I'm, like most here I'm sure, are happy for you. Just keep in mind a few things. I'm a newbie too, only been a playa in Tijuana since June of last year.

Unless you are a "touch me and cum Charley" like a lot of these guys are on here (and I say that with the utmost respect), go easy on the figrals! Take it from experience! The women at HK will want you to blow a load as soon as you can, as they like to be out of the room within 25 min. I'm just getting going after 25 min. Condom + Figral + hurry up = no cookies for me! Jajaja. Otherwise, the knock will pretty much end that! Just be ready for that!

When my wingman wet my feet into La Zona, we started off playing at all the other clubs. HK was the cheesecake. I love the HK women, but I usually go in there with A, already have blown a load (from an escort chartered in my room at Ticuan), and be, $100 in singles, so that I can grope, 100 different women for the innocent donation of $1. Nothing better than heading into the night with those minxes already temporarily satisfying the nut. That way, keeps the blue balls away. Cheaper too!

I'm looking forward to being back in March! Got an escort lined up for an all night at Ticuan on a Friday, then wingman comes Saturday! Leave for Cabo on Sunday! Hope to go there very tired!

I emailed HK about a few things and 2 tid-bits I thought worth sharing.

1. They claimed the HK limo and town car wait to do pick-ups at the old border crossing. Seems like a good way to save taxi fare. Would be curious if they would be willing to stop just long enough to pick up figral somewhere. Guess it all depends on the tip.

2. They recommended taking a white (Libre) taxi and if you go to customer service they will refund the fare.

Any truth to that claim?

[GoodSense3]

Why do people always bring up Medellin, Colombia as main competition for Tijuana, Mexico when it comes to having fun vacation LOL? If you live in Cali, Nevada, or AZ where you can drive to border and avoid $500 flight isn't The cost of going to Medellin going to easily be 2 or 3 times more expensive. Also I heard that Medellin does have some of the most female eye-candy in the world but Tijuana chicks can compete with a Medellin chicks right?

[Captain Solo]

Cascada's tiny, claustrophobic single room goes for $55 weeknight and $70 weekend. But for Monday and Tuesday nights, HK VIPs have 80% discount for all rooms, bringing price down to $11. That was a significant concession on hotel prices for the bros. To fight inflation, hotels Leyva or Hacienda de Santiago have larger room with fresh, clean sheets and hot water for $22 on weekends. Leyva will be thumping all night, but Hacienda is far more quiet.

ST rooms are $17 (300 pesos) for HK girls but only $5 (80 pesos) for street girls, and HK kicks back 20 pesos or 25% to street girls for each use. I am guessing HK girls are also getting 25% kick back or 75 pesos each time. It's an ugly racket to squeeze mongers for every little thing.

The South balcony on Cascada's second floor has been remodeled and converted into a swanky 24/7 bar restaurant Rest for Azul. It's a nice, clean, quiet spot to dine with the bros and the girls. You can order 2 dinners for 1 price with Azul's coupon.

[The Tall Man]

Shitty excuse for a master suite. No more deck over alley. Thinking I should have just went back to Colombia. Sir do you want some cheese with you wine?

I am with you there about Colombia, I am headed back in a few weeks and spending a month in medellin, after returning from medellin a few weeks ago I am having serious withdrawal symptoms especially after my one day visit to Tijuana / HK club about 2 weeks ago, I did not and could not even spend the night in cascadas which is the first time in about 15 years of monger visits to Tijuana that I did not, we are spoiled.

Gawd if you all only knew what I have waiting for me in Colombia, as each visit is getting richer and more perverted and I keep extending my time there.

That is not to say I won't ever return to Tijuana / HK but it simply does not compare. My flight from LAX to Medellin is sub $500. So heck when I factor in just the cost of driving and parking my car from LOS Angeles to the border (behind JTB if you can find a spot) is 260 miles RT or 15 gallons at $3. 50 or $55. For gas plus $48. For 2 days parking and WHAM I just spent $100. Or one-fifth the cost to fly from LOS Angeles to Medellin Colombia. A no-brain'er!

Just my two cents.

TTM.

[Orgasm Donor]

Shitty excuse for a master suite. No more deck over alley. Thinking I should have just went back to Colombia. Sir do you want some cheese with you wine?

I got deluxe single room at Cascadas with my HK VIP card Normally $70 on weekends, got it for $52 I think. I was on 6th floor, I had to say I was pretty disappointed in the room. No remote for the TV, and the safe did not work. Later went back to the desk and they said a TV remote was an extra $12! (never mind). And just kind of gave me a shrug when I mentioned the safe, which is one of the main reasons I got a room is so I put my passport and other valuables in there. The few pieces of furniture were pretty beat up. Also noticed they are building additional rooms in the back part as well maybe those will be better.

Later went to Adelita Bar thinking the girls there could come to Cascadas, but I guess they are only allowed to go to Hotel Coahuilla.

[Dcrist0527]

The rooms I've rented were adequate for the deed. But I always spent the night at Ticuan. I never knew about the deck over the alley until last week. I noticed it walking around. It's gone?

Shitty excuse for a master suite. No more deck over alley. Thinking I should have just went back to Colombia. Sir do you want some cheese with you wine?

[DrMcNaughty]

Shitty excuse for a master suite. No more deck over alley. Thinking I should have just went back to Colombia. Sir do you want some cheese with you wine?

[DrMcNaughty]

Haha! Super hitech computer & scotch tape.

VIP cards have expire dates written on the back, plus unique ID# to track expire dates in HK's super computer.

My official name in HK's registry is " Hans Solo," also known as "El Capitan" in the bar.

HK's chicas get drippy wet each time they think of their hot sessions and their huge orgasms with El Capitan in bed. Hehe.

[DrMcNaughty]

I second that motion Capitain!

Or at least a free birthday bang!

HK hands out so many freebies, it qualifies as a Mexico's charity under the Red Cross / Red Crescent.

When will HK's management get the hints that they should be handing out free sex to VIPs with the hottest chicas in the house?