Hong Kong Club Reports

[D Cups]

How can I get everyone to fuck off until I find a girl I'm actually interested in?

Artist is right, Danny. My approach is to walk around quickly, tip any big boobs they let me feel up, tell the meseros no and only sit down with a girl to interview her for a possible arriba. You do not have to buy the girls a drink unless you want to. I rarely buy the girls a drink unless I have one myself and I am interviewing her to go upstairs.

[SallySally]

Avoid Alexa at HK if you can.

Description: 5'4", braces, darker skinned.

We agreed on $75+tip equivalent in pesos in the club to go arriba, however when we went upstairs and the deed was done she kept asking for a tip, so I gave her 100 peso tip. But she wouldn't leave, and kept asking for more tip and said it was for her child. Okay so I give her 100 more pesos to leave. So then she doesn't leave again and keeps asking for a tip, and then says to me "you told me you would give me 75 + 25 tip", which I didn't I just told her 75 + tip. At this point I was getting bad vibes from her and felt like she was the type of girl to report me to HK security or something. I didn't want to get my ass beat so I decided my safety wasn't worth the $20, so the total came out to 400 peso tip.

Her performance was actually quite good, with a wet sloppy CBJ, but she licked the ball sack too.

In retrospect I think she is on bad terms with the hotel staff, because she was avoiding them when we walked into the hotel from the beginning. Not sure why she would be on bad terms, also she had her own condoms, which HK girls don't usually have. Either way thought I'd share for you guys.

[Captain Solo]

To DannyDavis.

Week nights HK does not require buying a drink at the door. You can enter and hang out all night without buying anything, but it's fair to tip girls if you talk to them, touch them, squeeze their bouncy boobs, grope their hot crotches or watch their strip performances. Most HK strippers make only a few dollars per round. It looks pathetic. Chicago's strippers fare even worse, most times not making any propinas.

Lots of people will try to sell you many things in the club, drinks, girls, fichas, lap dances, propinas, snacks, flowers, pictures, massages etc. If you don't want to buy, just shake your head lightly. You don't have to come up with any excuse or even talk to them. They would go away. It makes the rejection quick and easy.

Many girls would cruise the club, thrust their boobs into your face, slap them around and ask for propinas. I only tip hot girls because they will remember who tipped them and come again next time. Rejected Girls remember and never come back to the same guys.

Otherwise clients are the bosses in the club. Don't let anyone hassle you to buy anything you don't want. Don't pay for anything you did not order. Go to the managers and complain if anyone hassles you. Every worker in HK are trained to work under tight discipline. They would be penalized or fired if found errant.

[Artisttyp]

This brings up a great question for me. I NEVER venture into the clubs because invariably I am accosted by a woman that I don't find attractive. Within seconds, a waiter pounces, and the fugly chick sitting next to me orders an $8 drink. I'm put in the awkward position of saying, no so here's my question.

How can I get everyone to fuck off until I find a girl I'm actually interested in?

Easy. You treat hired help like hired help until they get the picture. If they open up a chica drink without your permission get up and walk. Hopefully it comes out of the waiter's salary.

The clubs are not set up for you to enjoy. They are money leeches that look for desperate guys with a weakness of not being able to say NO.

Say NO.

[DannyDavis]

No obligation to buy a drink if you do not sit down with a girl. If you are walking around or just standing in HK, then the waiters cannot force you to buy a drink.

I don't drink alcohol, so I usually avoid buying drinks in HK when I can. I am there for the girls, not the drinks.

This brings up a great question for me. I NEVER venture into the clubs because invariably I am accosted by a woman that I don't find attractive. Within seconds, a waiter pounces, and the fugly chick sitting next to me orders an $8 drink. I'm put in the awkward position of saying, no so here's my question.

How can I get everyone to fuck off until I find a girl I'm actually interested in?

[TomJackin]

No obligation to buy a drink if you do not sit down with a girl. If you are walking around or just standing in HK, then the waiters cannot force you to buy a drink.

Meseros cannot force you to buy a drink, but security and management can. First and foremost, HK is a business. I've seen several times over the years where non buying looky loos were tossed out the club.

I've also seen dudes just buy a bottle of water just to avoid the conflicts. Lately, I've seen this one dude that picks up an empty beer bottle and hangs on to it for dear life.

[UltraHappy]

If Starbucks had two guys arrested for sitting around and not buying drinks in their restaurant, I wonder what will happen to you in the Tijuana clubs? Let us know what happens to you when you copy these guys and do not buy drinks.

P.S. I hear the Tijuana jail is not a classy hotel experience, lots of cockroaches crawling over everything. Let us here at ISG know what it is like when you get out.

No obligation to buy a drink if you do not sit down with a girl. If you are walking around or just standing in HK, then the waiters cannot force you to buy a drink.

I don't drink alcohol, so I usually avoid buying drinks in HK when I can. I am there for the girls, not the drinks.

[Yiruma]

Start off with a tip, then buy her 1 drink and continue, perhaps with a few more trips. They have free lap dance coupons, use them to get a free lap dance -- best way to extend your mileage and will give you enough time and opportunity to see if you want to go arriba!

There are lap dances that are given with a ficha, for example or even just chatting, depending on the girl, in the bars. In my experience, that's not an anything goes situation. I've heard of guys getting a little overzealous and end up being tossed out.

The lap dances I'm talking about are $11 on Monday or Tuesday with a coupon, $22 other days. That'll buy you about 10 minutes in a locked booth with a decent amount of room. I would definitely NOT guarantee an anything goes situation. But I've had all but FS in there. I do not (should not and probably could not) "finish" the deal in there. But as others have said, a great way to interview a chica. A ficha is $9. You'll know MUCH more about her for an additional $2. Some will hard sell you on arriba. The smart ones have an opportunity to prove you can't say no. LOL.

Thanks. Buying the lap dances instead for a few additional dollars definitely seems like the smart way to go.

[Dcrist0527]

Safe to say YMMV.

There are lap dances that are given with a ficha, for example or even just chatting, depending on the girl, in the bars. In my experience, that's not an anything goes situation. I've heard of guys getting a little overzealous and end up being tossed out.

The lap dances I'm talking about are $11 on Monday or Tuesday with a coupon, $22 other days. That'll buy you about 10 minutes in a locked booth with a decent amount of room. I would definitely NOT guarantee an anything goes situation. But I've had all but FS in there. I do not (should not and probably could not) "finish" the deal in there. But as others have said, a great way to interview a chica. A ficha is $9. You'll know MUCH more about her for an additional $2. Some will hard sell you on arriba. The smart ones have an opportunity to prove you can't say no. LOL.

Maybe I'm confused. I saw reports of $20 lapdances not being worth it, but I got a lapdance for free. However, maybe the definition of lapdance varies here! I assumed a lapdance southern California style, ie little to no clothes, nearly full or full touch, but no direct sexual stimulation beyond hands-free rubbing. Is a $20 lapdance here in a VIP room "anything goes", including penetration / BJ / he?

[Travv]

If Starbucks had two guys arrested for sitting around and not buying drinks in their restaurant, I wonder what will happen to you in the Tijuana clubs? Let us know what happens to you when you copy these guys and do not buy drinks.

P.S. I hear the Tijuana jail is not a classy hotel experience, lots of cockroaches crawling over everything. Let us here at ISG know what it is like when you get out.

I assume you are asking if the chica will stay sitting with you and talking with you for an extended period of time without ordering ficha drinks from the bar. Only modest direct tipping to the chica.

The answer is this technique will face difficulties in Tijuana bars. The meseros and bar managers don't want their chicas working while not generating revenue for the bar. Expect a lot of hassle trying to employ this technique in Tijuana.

[Urfikhan]

Tijuana is not the place to go to change the rules and work the system. Just pay the drink price if you want company.

Start off with a tip, then buy her 1 drink and continue, perhaps with a few more trips. They have free lap dance coupons, use them to get a free lap dance -- best way to extend your mileage and will give you enough time and opportunity to see if you want to go arriba!

[Yiruma]

This can be done occasionally but not often and if the waiter sees he will be pissed and take her to a new guy anyway. I'll usually let a girl talk to me for free for 5 minutes then tip her and tell her to go make some money because you get stink eye every ten seconds from the waiters for not buying her a drink.

Perhaps if it included tipping the meseros his $1 when he comes ask for drinks it might work. Everyone wins except the club and they make enough already.

[ScatManDoo]

Is there a way to circumvent buying drinks for the ladies in the clubs?

When I travel to Thailand and frequent the agogo bars, I would decline when the girls ask for lady drinks. Instead, I would reach into my pocket and peel off a 100 Baht note and slip it to her and whisper "No more lady drinks". The girls usually happily accept and don't feel the need to hound me for drinks for awhile since its a win-win for both of us. Would this same technique work in the Tijuana clubs?

I assume you are asking if the chica will stay sitting with you and talking with you for an extended period of time without ordering ficha drinks from the bar. Only modest direct tipping to the chica.

The answer is this technique will face difficulties in Tijuana bars. The meseros and bar managers don't want their chicas working while not generating revenue for the bar. Expect a lot of hassle trying to employ this technique in Tijuana.

[Yiruma]

Is there a way to circumvent buying drinks for the ladies in the clubs?

When I travel to Thailand and frequent the agogo bars, I would decline when the girls ask for lady drinks. Instead, I would reach into my pocket and peel off a 100 Baht note and slip it to her and whisper "No more lady drinks". The girls usually happily accept and don't feel the need to hound me for drinks for awhile since its a win-win for both of us. Would this same technique work in the Tijuana clubs?

[Simmer]

I think that's fairly standard, depending on the girl. From my time spent there, junior stays covered in the bars. Junior comes out to play in the lapdance rooms.

Maybe I'm confused. I saw reports of $20 lapdances not being worth it, but I got a lapdance for free. However, maybe the definition of lapdance varies here! I assumed a lapdance southern California style, ie little to no clothes, nearly full or full touch, but no direct sexual stimulation beyond hands-free rubbing. Is a $20 lapdance here in a VIP room "anything goes", including penetration / BJ / he?