Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

For a sexy ride from the border into Tijuana Centro, with intimate contacts with females oozing feminine odors from their damp crotches and armpits, where do you pick up your 10-peso blue and white chauffeured MBZ limousine?

Not speaking for you or David either and I enjoyed the bridge walk hundreds of times over decades but nowadays my Mercedes and "chofer" are waiting just outside the building. For 10 pesos or about 65 cents I ride & mix with the locals for about 5 min. Get off at 3rd and Constitucion relatively fresh on these muggy days. (Blue & white vans going to Centro).

I never take a taxi unless it's for a hot cita at a love motel. This is for day time only as buses stop running at a certain hour at night is my understanding.

[PdSuave]

Hey guys,

Taking my first dip Saturday around noon. Once I cross the border, find a Taxi Libre, correct? Approx 50-60 pesos? Also, on a Saturday around 1 pm, chicas will do arriba for 1000 to 1200 pesos?

Thanks!

[Ninguno Especial]

Not responding for David but, I for one enjoy the walk. Other than the occasionally frightening encounters at the bridge, I actually enjoy the people I meet.

Not speaking for you or David either and I enjoyed the bridge walk hundreds of times over decades but nowadays my Mercedes and "chofer" are waiting just outside the building. For 10 pesos or about 65 cents I ride & mix with the locals for about 5 min. Get off at 3rd and Constitucion relatively fresh on these muggy days. (Blue & white vans going to Centro).

I never take a taxi unless it's for a hot cita at a love motel. This is for day time only as buses stop running at a certain hour at night is my understanding.

[Captain Solo]

When you travel. It's fun and exciting to mix with locals and enjoy their companies, good or bad, as long as you maintain your safety.

Not responding for David but, I for one enjoy the walk. Other than the occasionally frightening encounters at the bridge, I actually enjoy the people I meet. The people are very friendly. And even the scary moments. I know it's stupid but it's an adventure.

[Dcrist0527]

You walked from the border to HK? If so why didn't you just take the 5 minute cab ride?

Not responding for David but, I for one enjoy the walk. Other than the occasionally frightening encounters at the bridge, I actually enjoy the people I meet. The people are very friendly. And even the scary moments. I know it's stupid but it's an adventure.

[Captain Solo]

Tijuana is colorful, exotic, spicy and exciting, unlike the crime-laden urban combat zones or dead cemetery suburbs in the US.

I drive to Tijuana once or twice a week. The shanty area near the border entries is dusty, depressing, full of transients, deportees, illegal immigrants, vendors, beggars etc. And dog shit too, probably the worst side of Mexico, having the highest safety risks to pedestrians walking through. That's why I started driving across to La Zona Norte about 2 years ago, quickly, safely, effortlessly with my Global Entry card. I am much safer driving my own car in Mexico than exposing my health and my life to multiple risks in that border zone. People who are afraid of driving in Tijuana are assessing their risks incorrectly.

Why should you be afraid of Mexican cops and soldiers? You got searched, but not threatened or abused, and nothing was stolen from you, right? You should be happy that El Presidente Enrique Pena Nieto sees fit to allocate big budgets for municipal, state, federal cops, army and marine soldiers to patrol and protect people, businesses, tourists and mongers all along the border to La Zona Norte. If they weren't there, crimes would probably get a lot worse on the loaded tourists and mongers.

The shootings and murders are almost always drugs and human traffickers settling scores among competitors for big business, rarely for personal reasons. The cartels are smart enough not to risk any heat fucking around with Joe Blow mongers. I have been touring, driving, mongering in various parts of Mexico for over 25 years, and have never been robbed, mugged, stolen, beaten, threatened, assaulted or insulted in any way.

Mexican policias and soldiers are poorly paid and overworked. They must be jealous at mongers who have time and money to fuck their prettiest young girls, thus sometimes shake weak guys down and steal their money. I was stopped by policia a few times at night, but I would just dick around with them until they know they could not extract any fear money from me, and had to let me go, usually within 10 minutes. You should see the young Marinas in battle fatigues, carrying full load of weapons and combat gears, standing in the burning sun at a drugs check point mid way between Ensenada and Tijuana. They were sweating like pigs, searching suspicious cars, vans, buses for drugs in the hot sun, but they were smiling their fun, childish, mischievous smiles at me in their miseries. I gave them some ice-cold cokes from my trunk and felt sad for their hard life.

But there is little policia and soldiers presence in other residential areas of Tijuana, which are actually pretty nice, green, safe and well-kept with nice, clean, polite, civilized people, completely the opposite of those hustlers and beggars near the border. I went to clubs and restaurants in Zona Rio and found unbelievably sweet, gorgeous, angelic-looking young girls dancing, partying. Go to Las Pulgas on Revo on weekends and you will find quite a few. I know thefts and burglaries do occur in those residential areas like in all places on earth. So always use all survival skills to protect yourself and your properties in your travels, or even in your own neighborhood.

I actually feel safer in most parts of Tijuana than in downtown LOS Angeles, Boston, Manhattan, Washington DC, Miami etc. Most cities in Brazil like Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paolo, Recife etc. Are well-known to have the worst violent crime risks for visitors. South Central LOS Angeles is definitely far riskier than Tijuana. Don't go there looking for skanky street walkers or you are likely to get robbed and shot.

Just spent two days in Tijuana and I don't know what to say about it really.

OK, got there on Saturday, I've been to Costa Rica and Colombia, Peru, Brasil, Philippines, Thailand and other countries, but I never felt as unsafe. Cope pulled over and frisked me, took all my stuff out of the pockets and questioned me, they do it to everyone on those streets. In the end, it would be stupid of me to go back there again.

Yep. There are probably 80 to 100 pretty, sexy, flirty young girls of all sizes, shapes, complexions, personalities on 3 floors of HK club every weekend. In every visit, I always find more than 10 girls in 1 spot that would look nice, clean, healthy, pretty, sexy, better than international super models, who would act nice, sweet, sexy and get me horny and excited, wanting to fuck them long and passionately in bed. I cannot say the same about all other mongering locations.

Like most Mexican girls, HK girls are perhaps shy and introverted to strangers. Once they get to know and like you, they can give you honest passionate sessions. You should have picked up Krystal, light skinned girl who's always smiling her sluttiest smiles like she could not wait to go to bed for sex. YMMV. Learn techniques to be charming, disarming and to seduce the girls for hot sessions.

Hookers in Europe are mostly older, flabbier women with loose, rotten pussies, cold and mushy bodies like dead cadavers. I prefer hot, pretty, spicy, horny, passionate Mexican spinners with spongy bodies, tight, wet pussies and loving gestures in and out of bed any time.

However, went to Hong Kong Saturday night and had a nice time; picked up a nice looking Mexican girl from Chinhaua and went to fuck burritos out of her in one of the rooms upstairs; $80 for the creature, $20 for the room, can't say I enjoyed the 15 minutes with her considering a $100 damage. A ripoff. She asked me if I was from San Diego like everyone else, I was like 'hell no, I'm from NYC's Washington Heights, Bennet Av, representing. LOL. Anyways, Hong Kong is very nice, reminds me of German FKK clubs by the concept; women walk half naked around and then you fuck at the rooms upstairs, even the looks and quality of the staff is similar; prostitutes in German FKKs are as dark as Mexican girls- they are mostly Romanian and Bulgarian which are considered to be gypsies in Europe, with the exception of occasional German blondes (who BTW are not always a good option, I had a good looking one at the Artemis in Berlin, she goes by the name of Romi Schneider and her pussy stank). Back to HK in Tijuana, there was app one hundred girls and most were very good looking.

There are quite a few nice, clean, good-looking young girls hanging out in the alley, youthful, supple, spongy bodies, pretty faces, tight, wet pussies. Some look European, some Asian, many give me hot, loving, passionate, exhausting sessions in bed. I was in China, Philippines, Thailand screwing girls and actually miss the sensual touches and feels, and the sexy, happy disposition of Tijuana girls.

You just need to man up and stop fearing and shaking at the sight of hungry policias and and Marinas, who are well armed, well staffed to protect tourists and mongers. Think of these armed guys as your hungry personal security guards. Give them a few bucks occasionally so they can fix the hunger problem in their families.

Shit. I have been robbed, insulted, assaulted and generally treated far worse in many places including the US, Asia and Europe. I don't even want to go anywhere near your neighborhood in NYC and I used to live in that area. Mexicans are actually pretty good, kind, fair, honest Christians and not ugly, abusive racists. You should be grateful and happy that they are actually proud and welcoming old, ugly mongers to come over to fuck their young, pretty girls. Treat them with honesty and dignity like your good friends; share some of your wealth, happiness and miseries with them, and you will do fine, have great times with safety and security.

There, you have my objective inputs from an impartial observer of all little living creatures on earth.

The next day I did some street action and got me some nice girls at one fifth of the price, on the street, they bang for $25, same shit, less make-up. Did three of those and called it a day.

Conclusion; I don't think I'll do Tijuana any time soon, I don't like to feel unsafe while mongering, I like SE Asia much better, Latin America is becoming a bit of a rip off with the exception of a few places like Medellin.

I need your input on this my brothers.

[Captain Solo]

Their schedules vary widely.

Ask them if they have to pay bar fines to leave early.

Are there a regular shift change times when girls might be more open to going out for dinner? Assuming that you've already had some private time together first.

Or do individual girls schedules vary?

[ScottHall]

You walked from the border to HK? If so why didn't you just take the 5 minute cab ride?

[LixerGood]

Are there a regular shift change times when girls might be more open to going out for dinner? Assuming that you've already had some private time together first.

Or do individual girls schedules vary?

Club chicas love to get out of La Zona for the fresh air of normal life.

Most girls would go out on dates after their shifts or on their off days.

Just talk to your favorite chicas and arrange your dates.

[Captain Solo]

Club chicas love to get out of La Zona for the fresh air of normal life.

Most girls would go out on dates after their shifts or on their off days.

Just talk to your favorite chicas and arrange your dates.

How likely is that? As someone who prefers a more GFE-type experience, this would be right up my alley. But what is the likelihood that a chica would choose a dinner over another client?

[The Tall Man]

If you are a puta virgin, you will be in hogs' heaven in Tijuana, Hong Kong Club and other bars. Welcome to the new, most powerful and most victorious US Expeditionary Mongers Corp, not to be confused with the old Corp. In Camp Pendleton hehe.

As some of you know I just spent about 3 weeks in Makati, Philippines including a 4 day stay in Angeles City, yes had lots of fun, some really sweet bar girls, perfect velvety skin and petite body's and best of all they love to fu*k. Did pros and a few non-pros, my point is that even though I had a lot of fun in the Philippines very few places could match the atmosphere and fun factor, or Hogs Hevan, that HK has to offer.

Now that I have returned home I am looking forward to spending the 4th of July at HK and a few other clubs.

TTM.

[DavidSchmauch]

Just spent two days in Tijuana and I don't know what to say about it really.

OK, got there on Saturday, walked over the border from San Ysidro after taking a trolley from San Diego. Overpass after overpass from the checkpoint going towards Zona Norte which is about a mile down the road from the border, hordes of beggars and street vendors, dog shit and smell of [CodeWord109] all over gave the feel of what's going on ahead of me; I was in Mexico. If you hate Trump the way most of us do, you will for once agree with him when you set your foot in the land of the mariachi; we may in the end need that wall. However, to put humor aside, the farther you go towards Tijuana's Zona Norte and legendary Hong Kong, the more you feel unsafe; cops wearing bulletproofs, shotguns and machine guns hanging from their shoulders, shady faces congregating on street corners, drunkards sleeping under the benches, drugged out individuals with sucked out cheeks, deformed individuals walking around like real life 'walking dead' and soon you think to yourself 'was it really worth it?' I've been to Costa Rica and Colombia, Peru, Brasil, Philippines, Thailand and other countries, but I never felt as unsafe. Cope pulled over and frisked me, took all my stuff out of the pockets and questioned me, they do it to everyone on those streets. In the end, it would be stupid of me to go back there again.

However, went to Hong Kong Saturday night and had a nice time; picked up a nice looking Mexican girl from Chinhaua and went to fuck burritos out of her in one of the rooms upstairs; $80 for the creature, $20 for the room, can't say I enjoyed the 15 minutes with her considering a $100 damage. A ripoff. She asked me if I was from San Diego like everyone else, I was like 'hell no, I'm from NYC's Washington Heights, Bennet Av, representing. LOL. Anyways, Hong Kong is very nice, reminds me of German FKK clubs by the concept; women walk half naked around and then you fuck at the rooms upstairs, even the looks and quality of the staff is similar; prostitutes in German FKKs are as dark as Mexican girls- they are mostly Romanian and Bulgarian which are considered to be gypsies in Europe, with the exception of occasional German blondes (who BTW are not always a good option, I had a good looking one at the Artemis in Berlin, she goes by the name of Romi Schneider and her pussy stank). Back to HK in Tijuana, there was app one hundred girls and most were very good looking. The next day I did some street action and got me some nice girls at one fifth of the price, on the street, they bang for $25, same shit, less make-up. Did three of those and called it a day.

Conclusion; I don't think I'll do Tijuana any time soon, I don't like to feel unsafe while mongering, I like SE Asia much better, Latin America is becoming a bit of a rip off with the exception of a few places like Medellin.

I need your input on this my brothers.

[Dcrist0527]

You can bring the girls and the coupons over to Azul to have a nice, quiet place to sit down and eat. Or you can take the girls and cab 5 miles South to Senor Pampas' for $11 AYCE grilled meats and seafood dinner.

How likely is that? As someone who prefers a more GFE-type experience, this would be right up my alley. But what is the likelihood that a chica would choose a dinner over another client?

[Captain Solo]

HK employees really work hard for your money, and they do treat their VIP clients like real VIPs.

It's sad to come down to the club at 3, 4 AM and find managers, security guys, meseros etc. Still working hard in their 12-hour shift, and dozens girls still hanging out, hoping some guys would buy them drinks or take them to the hotel for sex.

HK's owner takes customer service very seriously. A few years back a HK's floor manager, who grew up in East LA, was treating clients roughly and was squeezing meseros for kick backs on the jobs. Shit. I emailed a complaint to HK's management, probably along with a few other people. Within 3 weeks he was demoted to a mesero job, working that job a few months. But felt humiliated and left.

A few insecure guys feel intimidated by HK's meseros. Meseros may look rough and demanding, but they are uneducated guys who were never trained to act with grace and respect like English butlers. They have to pay HK's management for their jobs and are under pressure to make enough tips to survive. I even counseled HK's floor managers to train their meseros to show more respect to their clients, so we can all have wonderful, sexy times and make more money. Hehe.

Unlike other Tijuana bars, HK security guys always carefully pat down everyone at the doors for weapons. When there are physical threats to their clients, managers, security guys and meseros are quick to put their lives on the line to protect them. A few times I saw fist fights break out next to me among tough guys, half a dozen meseros quickly swooped down and tackled the offensive guys to the ground before I even knew what the fuck had happened, and ejected them from the club. They are employed to make sure their clients are well protected and have good times in the club. They really earn your tips.

Meseros can make good money in a very popular bar like HK, probably even more than 80% of the young girls who work the club, so they love their jobs. It's funny seeing these guys hang out to socialize and bullshit among themselves before and after their shift. It's hard to find that kind of job dedication among the people in the US. I had a stint managing unionized production workers for a growing high-tech company. I found US union workers would act like spoiled, ungrateful, careless, spiteful, stupid, vindictive assholes against their employers. Spoiled blue-collar workers and stealing executives with bad attitudes really fuck us all up. US industry went to shit as Asian industry gained advantage. Cities like Detroit lost most of their industries and jobs, and turned into run-down ghost towns. The Donald and his family are making it worse. Damn.

Sorry for the rant. Just that HK people do take good care of, and treat their VIP clients well. If you have any question or concern, just ask the security guys, floor managers, or the CS person. Walk in HK's front door, hand your back pack to the CS person, Erico, Kenny or Miriam, and buy the VIP card for 850 pesos or $50. They will take good care of you and pamper you like a baby hehehe. Of course HK girls, who know any better, will act like the sluttiest girls on earth and treat you like the hottest rock star. I am not advertising for HK. It's truly one of the best value for sexy entertainment with the largest group of sweet, sexy, pretty young girls in the world.

HK works with a vouchers system. There are many valuable coupons in HKTIJUANA.COM. Print them out and use them to your advantage. Azul's 2 for 1 dinner coupon, good any day, 2 rib eye steaks with all the trimmings for $10, is a great value. Exchange the coupons for vouchers at the CS desk and treat the poor young girls to something decent in their lives. You can bring the girls and the coupons over to Azul to have a nice, quiet place to sit down and eat. Or you can take the girls and cab 5 miles South to Senor Pampas' for $11 AYCE grilled meats and seafood dinner.

If you are a puta virgin, you will be in hogs' heaven in Tijuana, Hong Kong Club and other bars. Welcome to the new, most powerful and most victorious US Expeditionary Mongers Corp, not to be confused with the old Corp. In Camp Pendleton hehe.

First time (ever) in the scene. Been RTFF for a couple of years now, but thought I could contribute as well. I'm going to be in Tijuana for the weekend of August 26th. I'm going to buy the VIP pass at HK before checking in to Cascadas. I will be flying in late, and probably won't be there until 11:30 pm. Assuming that at that time, there's going to be a ton of people inside the club, I'd like some logistical help. As I walk into HK, where do I go to get the VIP and (I'll also have a back pack) do I need to check that in? Once I check into Cascadas, I'll probably head back down to HK to have a drink at the bar. It'll be really cool to meet any frequent flyer member when I'm there. First drink on me.

[Captain Solo]

If I have to do this much work every time I go to Tijuana, I would be much better off staying home and date my Penthouse GFs.

I have never been bothered by bedbugs at Cascadas or Rizo, but perhaps that is because I have avoided staying in the cheap hotels where you might pick them up in your clothing and put my clothes in a hot dryer on my return. Also bedbugs, lice, and ticks can be killed by castor or coconut oil via suffocation, so in the event you pick them up, massage lots of oil into all hairy areas to drown them. I also bought a bottle of Permethrin and plan to soak my clothes and sleepsack in it to deter and kill bugs on foreign trips as a preventative measure. Some sleepsacks are bedbug proof, I believe the nylon or silk ones.

"Bed bugs (can) travel with you and infest every nook and corner of your accommodation. Their flattened bodies make it possible to enter your luggage undetected.

Tips to prevent Bed Bugs: Precisely inspect your hotel room before unpacking your bags to prevent the bud-crushing infestation. Look around the corners and holes of the sofa, furniture and bed. Inspect the sheets, mattress seams to spot the stains or signs of bed bugs. These are the suspected place for bugs to attack you during nights.

If you suspect any infestation then immediately change your room without a second thought. While changing your room, be sure to keep a safe distance from the infested room. This prevents the bed bug to hitchhike via housekeeping carts or through wall sockets.

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