Hong Kong Club Reports

[Goyo61]

Not sure management reads any of this stuff but in case and just to bounce off others.

It was really hard to come up with much as they do what they do so well already.

1. I wonder if there is space in HK anywhere to have a small 8 x 8 dance floor where we could dance and grind a bit with the ladies? (take out a couple booths on 2nd or 3rd floor if they don't always fill up using them) At other clubs you can do this but it's normally the regular dance floor that the ladies dance on and I don't want to be center of attention when I am dancing with a lady. I want a dark corner were we can play a bit on the dance floor.

2. I love the lap dance rooms to have a little privacy. But. You can't hear the music very well. Maybe they could put a little sub and some speakers in one of the bigger rooms and we pay a couple of extra bucks to go into the VIP room or whatever they want to call it.

3. This is a crazy one. Not sure how to do it yet. But I want to learn more Spanish and I am sure some of the girls want to learn more English. But I don't want to pay $9 per drink to spend some time and try to learn and teach as I will be going broke fast! With all the space HK has on the 2nd and upper floor. I wish there was some option to share time at a lower cost where there is NO touching (you want touching. You buy the girl a $9 drink) but just time shared with the girl and we would both benefit from learning and expanding our knowledge of each others language a bit more. (yea. I told you it was a crazy idea).

4. Get some bags for the merchandise. I purchased the HK calendar. They had no bag so I had to carry it around once I left HK going back to the US and it just would have been nice to have a plastic bag for the calendar, Hat I purchased. BTW. Very cool HK caps if anyone has not seen them.

The calendar was very well done. It captured the personalities of the girls quite well but in a playboy classy respectful way.

5. Tours. Offer free tours of the club and Cascadas. Put in on their web site. It's just a couple minutes walk through the club, shows the rooms, how the pricing works, what the drinks cost. The lap dance room, etc. I know the objections to it. They can come in an buy a drink and support the club and look around. No they CAN'T because Many Guys are afraid to Go there on their own etc. But if they offer a couple little escorted tours at say dead times. 2 and 4 on Saturday and Sunday. The attendees would see it's a GREAT place. They would feel SAFE to come their on their own! They would come back on their own and SPEND money. They already give tours for groups from Asia as I have seen the ladies being walked through the club rubber necking and checking out the place. Just need to try this and test the waters.

Or maybe they are busy enough and don't need to do this etc. Or. Offer a paid tour. For $5 they get a overview of the club and it includes a free drink, information on the prices etc. History of the club a little bit etc. Like a regular tour. Limit it so smaller groups at first so it does not get out of hand. Folks are welcome to tip the tour guide if they want a little extra.

OK. Done with the ideas at the moment.

Over and out.

Goyo.

[Goyo61]

From a business standpoint HK is kind of amazing. It's one thing for a business to be good for a year or two but there must be some strong management talent at the top to do what they do so well for as long as they have. It also helps drive the competition to do a better job of treating their customers. I would love to read a history of the Zona Norte story. The clubs. How it's changed over the years etc. I am fascinated by the whole economics of the money, sex, business world.

In terms of Triopical I have only been a few times. I did hook up with a very nice girl and she was very pretty as I have seen some others in there that had some nice bodies so not sure what the disconnect is there but maybe my eyes were focused on the few beauties. The music is a little to loud in there and perhaps it's just the sound system that is the issue. If you compare HK's sound system with the big sub woofers to the other clubs I bet there is no comparison. I can't figure out why any club would not put in a decent sound system being that the ambiance it drives is So important. I think the owners of other clubs think "if it's loud, it's good". When that's complete bull shit.

I was at a EDM concert in Denver and it was amazing sound, it didn't hurt your ears after 2 hours but you FELT the music in a big way.

Goyo.

Jackie,

AFAIK Tropical's general manager is a huge, pear-shaped guy. He sits in the corner office near the dancing floor and has a couple floor managers roam the bar. Tropical's meseros have always tried to short change and the girls jack prices on customers. It's a sleazy bar, very doubtful any miracle could happen there. The girls are all pear-shaped pudgy, sitting on their huge asses, looking sad and stupid like retards. I have never found a girl hot enough to spend 5 minutes with, left alone fuck, and they all want $80-100 for a session, WTF?

HK's owner is cheap. For the last 2 years I rarely find floor managers in the bar, only this guy Miguel who stays on the 3rd floor, counting cash and doing the books. HK doesn't even have an MC anymore, only the DJ begging " Teep the ladies. Teep the ladies. " HK makes a truck load of money every night but employs MCs and floor managers only on a part-time, as needed basis, one or 2 nights a month, like at special parties. Even the stage handlers live off the tips from strippers..

[KC Questor]

I thought about getting a tongue piercing when I was younger. But then I remembered Chris Rock's hilarious line: "If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick. ".

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

AFAIK Tropical's general manager is a huge, pear-shaped guy. He sits in the corner office near the dancing floor and has a couple floor managers roam the bar. Tropical's meseros have always tried to short change and the girls jack prices on customers. It's a sleazy bar, very doubtful any miracle could happen there. The girls are all pear-shaped pudgy, sitting on their huge asses, looking sad and stupid like retards. I have never found a girl hot enough to spend 5 minutes with, left alone fuck, and they all want $80-100 for a session, WTF?

HK's owner is cheap. For the last 2 years I rarely find floor managers in the bar, only this guy Miguel who stays on the 3rd floor, counting cash and doing the books. HK doesn't even have an MC anymore, only the DJ begging " Teep the ladies. Teep the ladies. " HK makes a truck load of money every night but employs MCs and floor managers only on a part-time, as needed basis, one or 2 nights a month, like at special parties. Even the stage handlers live off the tips from strippers. Now that HK has been running smoothly for years, it does not need floor, middle or front line managers, only girls who strip naked and guys who hustle drinks. Their only management principle is to make sure all workers understand, they will lose their jobs if they break rules, and they will get whacked if they get caught stealing from the boss.

Despite a bare-bone organization with almost all workers living off tips, HK runs a nice, clean. Smooth, fun, sexy, efficient, fast-paced, uninterrupted and highly profitable operation 24/7/365. These guys can teach at the Harvard's MBA school. If more US businesses know how to make such high returns on so little equity, America will be Great Again!

Perhaps our DOD, DEA, HSI, CIA, FBI should be organized in similar ways if we ever hope to conquer ISIS, Al Qaeda, drugs cartels.

[Captain Solo]

RawrBomb.

I like to have fun with the noobs in HK, watching their tongues hang down, eyes pop out as they gawk hot chicas hehe.

Unlike providers in the US who only provide quick, impersonal sessions for money, HK girls provide fun and sexy companies like GFs all night, drinking, flirting, playing between hot sessions in bed. The noobs all enjoy the fun, sexy party life with hot girls every week, that would make even spoiled frat boys green with envy. Some guys developed close personal relationships with nice, sweet, very pretty girls, fell in love, got married, had kids etc. Not all relationships in La Zona are about money, exploitation, quid pro quos. A few hot studs had enough passion to do 3, 4 girls a night. A bro from out of state stayed 5 nights, picked up 30 girls, average 6 girls a night, sometimes just for company, not always for popping of course.

Most noobs are single, a few are married. Some wives have health or physical problems and stop delivering companionship, love, sex or even peace to their husbands, but still insist on having exclusive relationships, WTF? Lots of guys wish their wives know how to be nice, fun, sweet and sexy like HK girls hehe. These guys came up with many creative excuses to sneak out to Tijuana all night:

Honey, I have to stay all night baby sitting a classified project for Trump. No phone or text allowed.

Have to stay all night to make sure compliance with government audit.

Have to meet tax deadline.

Have to put in casual overtime to keep the job.

Have to attend working groups with the technical conference.

Play cards with long-lost frat house bros. They smoke huge cigars that would permanently stink your hair and your clothes.

Your favorite Al Pastor taco stand in San Clemente had a very long waiting line. Had to wait all night for your tacos. Promise will bring more home every week.

Perhaps you can convince your wife you need to pitch in a few nights a week, building the wall and guarding the border in San Diego to Make America Great Again!

[OrganicAlo]

It would probably trip me out too (maybe just a little) because I've seen tongue piercings on a whole lot of women over the years, but only on two men my entire life.

I like the added stimulation I've received in BJ's from women who have & wear them.

I always assumed that was the purpose behind the two men I knew who had them, since both those guys were gay.

Yeah, it's not very common. Tbh I really don't notice any difference when getting BJs when girls have there tongue pierced. A lot of girls like it on me tho so I can't complain haha. I had one chica see it and she had one as well; She started to give my tongue like a literal BJ, biting on the tongue ring, never had that happen before but I liked it.

[Rawrbomb]

LOL, I'm totally the opposite. Love tats and piercings (though not lip ones). Never even thought about the infection aspect. I would guess it's fine as long as its not a recent / new one.

Rawrbomb,

Red-headed Alejandra de Tijuana was dancing on the South bar, about 5'6, 120 lbs. I was very impressed with her beautiful body filled out with sexy shapes and curves, light smooth skin, flat ab, long, strong legs and her shyly smiling pretty face. Gave her a propina, squeezed her boobs, negotiated a good deal and walked her to Cascada.

She was new in the business and was shy, smiling sweetly, not knowing what to do. I had her lie down in bed showing her beautiful body. That was when I discovered her nips both had a piercing each the size of half a cigarette. Her navel had a couple piercing, lower lip also had 4 or 5 piercings, nothing further down on her shaven crotch. Damn the low light in HK. I was fingering her sensitive coochie but was grossed out on potential infection with the piercings and could not bring myself to suck on her nips or her lips.

There are a few other girls with piercings, some on their tongues. Another bro took Alejandra to the hotel and had positive comments, but I prefer nice, clean, feminine, all-natural bodies. I hate tats and hate piercings even worse. She's pretty nice and gentle, always smiling, tall with her red hair, easy to find in the club. Just don't ask her how much pain she has as you suck on her piercings.

[ScatManDoo]

LOL I'm 23, male, and believe or not, I have a tongue piercing. I've had it since I was like 13, never took it out. That's kinda why I leave it in, it's a thing of the past and it trips people out when they see it.

It would probably trip me out too (maybe just a little) because I've seen tongue piercings on a whole lot of women over the years, but only on two men my entire life.

I like the added stimulation I've received in BJ's from women who have & wear them.

I always assumed that was the purpose behind the two men I knew who had them, since both those guys were gay.

[Goyo61]

Wow. Thanks Cap for the inside scoop. Baja500 maybe the way to go.

I play a little golf and want to play Baha Mar just south of Rosarito at some point as well if any golfers out there.

Goyo.

Goyo,

There were no parade, no floats on the dates suggested by a few web sites not related to city hall. There were no official announcements by city hall, so the festivities were not organized and did not take place. Blame it on the fake internet. I reported in more details in the Ensenada's thread.

A Carnival cruise ship docked at the malecon and another ship docked at the cruise terminal, but it was very odd that the city was pretty much deserted compared to previous years. There were virtually no cruise passengers walking the malecon and the tourist shopping district. I was there just last year. There were hundreds if not a thousand or more cruise passengers everywhere, shopping, eating, drinking. This year failure may be caused by a combination of rain, cold weather and the fear of CoronaVirus.

You may want to look up the dates for the Baja500 and Baja1000 races. There would be close to a hundred race teams with guys and lots of young girls BBQing and partying in hotel's parking lots before and after the race.

[OrganicAlo]

Just curious? How often do you guys come across gals who are pierced? Either nipple or down there? And just curious if anyone has had any good experiences with it? Kind of a huge turn on for me and would love to experience it.

I'm also guessing tongue piercings are a thing of the past too and wouldn't expect many gals to have one?

I've been with maybe 30 HK girls, none downstairs, maybe handful with nipple piercings, and like two with tongue piercings. LOL I'm 23, male, and believe or not, I have a tongue piercing. I've had it since I was like 13, never took it out. That's kinda why I leave it in, it's a thing of the past and it trips people out when they see it.

[Captain Solo]

Rawrbomb,

Red-headed Alejandra de Tijuana was dancing on the South bar, about 5'6, 120 lbs. I was very impressed with her beautiful body filled out with sexy shapes and curves, light smooth skin, flat ab, long, strong legs and her shyly smiling pretty face. Gave her a propina, squeezed her boobs, negotiated a good deal and walked her to Cascada.

She was new in the business and was shy, smiling sweetly, not knowing what to do. I had her lie down in bed showing her beautiful body. That was when I discovered her nips both had a piercing each the size of half a cigarette. Her navel had a couple piercing, lower lip also had 4 or 5 piercings, nothing further down on her shaven crotch. Damn the low light in HK. I was fingering her sensitive coochie but was grossed out on potential infection with the piercings and could not bring myself to suck on her nips or her lips.

There are a few other girls with piercings, some on their tongues. Another bro took Alejandra to the hotel and had positive comments, but I prefer nice, clean, feminine, all-natural bodies. I hate tats and hate piercings even worse. She's pretty nice and gentle, always smiling, tall with her red hair, easy to find in the club. Just don't ask her how much pain she has as you suck on her piercings.

[KC Questor]

Are there better or cheaper ways of having multiple hour services from HK girls without the interruption? Any girl (need two at a time) recommendations for multiple hour services?

You would have a MUCH better time getting a nice hotel room with a Jacuzzi and bringing in agency girls for multi-hours. Lots less hassle and a lot cheaper.

[KC Questor]

We would want to go in October during the Octoberfest to party, when the girls are back from their summer vacation and the weather has not turned cold, wet, snowy and dreary.

Just a note, Oktoberfest is in September. It ENDS in Oktober.

[Jackie888]

JimmyK.

HK's shifty meseros would invent all sorts of scams to rip off the newbies, like implying guys having to buy a full bucket to sit down at any booth or table, or buying a bucket every hour for the girls to keep them in the room. The meseros will milk newbies for every dime they have.

HK's booths and tables are all first come first served. There are no requirements having to buy anything. Occasionally I would sit by myself in a booth. Meseros would bring in 4 or 5 guys and politely ask me to yield the booth so the guys can have bottle service. I would graciously yield to them and find another sit. Like in all situations, know your rights but be open to discussions and be reasonable with others' needs.

HK girls have to earn 10 fichas a night for working in the club, or they woudl have to pay $3 each to the club. As long as they fulfill their fichas quota, they can do whatever they want with their time, staying with guys all night in the hotel or going out to dinner and clubs ect. Guys have been taking the hottest and most popular HK girls out for dinner and dancing without having to pay any bar fine. The popular girls could bag 3 guys every 2 hours, but they also want to go out to eat for a change of scenery..

About a year ago Bar Tropical changed its management style and put the manager on the floor to eyeball his meseros. A miracle happened. Butt hole criminal meseros simply disappeared. Once in a while a butthole meseros is hired but he didn't last long before loving on. The HK manager needs to get his ass on the floor more. It is poor managing.

And before anyone brings up Kieve or Miami. I don't give a fuck about places 2,000 miles away. Adelitas, Chicagos, Chevelas, Playboy, Valentina, Deja Vu is also across the street. And I don't have to put up with a bunch of ******* meseros there.

[Rawrbomb]

JimmyK.

HK's shifty meseros would invent all sorts of scams to rip off the newbies, like implying guys having to buy a full bucket to sit down at any booth or table, or buying a bucket every hour for the girls to keep them in the room. The meseros will milk newbies for every dime they have.

HK's booths and tables are all first come first served. There are no requirements having to buy anything. Occasionally I would sit by myself in a booth. Meseros would bring in 4 or 5 guys and politely ask me to yield the booth so the guys can have bottle service. I would graciously yield to them and find another sit. Like in all situations, know your rights but be open to discussions and be reasonable with others' needs.

HK girls have to earn 10 fichas a night for working in the club, or they woudl have to pay $3 each to the club. As long as they fulfill their fichas quota, they can do whatever they want with their time, staying with guys all night in the hotel or going out to dinner and clubs ect. Guys have been taking the hottest and most popular HK girls out for dinner and dancing without having to pay any bar fine. The popular girls could bag 3 guys every 2 hours, but they also want to go out to eat for a change of scenery..

Cap. Just wanted to give a shoutout to you for the useful information and help all around. Been reading through older posts (at pg 100) now and I see you've been active and helpful for a while. Thanks for helping out noobs out there. I live in SD, but have not made it to HK yet, due to marital status. Maybe later this yr.