Hong Kong Club Reports

[Baxter Slade]

A few notes after a quick 2 night stay in Tijuana at Hotel Cascadas and partying in HK -.

Stayed in a 7th floor PH room and was not happy with all the construction going on, barely warm water in the shower, and fkkn roaches in the room. I had seen roaches in every room I've been in on the 3rd and 4th floor in the last 6 months but was hoping the 7th flr would be better. No such luck. On the plus side supposedly they are adding a 3rd elevator in the back. I said why don't you just fix the one in the front first?

Chicas are super paranoid about getting the $100 multa for staying in the room over 30 minutes without ordering the 6-ficha bucket. Supposedly they get the multa if they don't proactively call and order the bucket, no more playing dumb and waiting for the asshole knock on the door asking you to buy a bucket.

Other than that, lots of nice chicas on a Mon / Tues night, and only one mesero tried to jack me for 10 p.

Hardly any chicas in the alley, day or night.

I usually stay on the 6th floor and never had a roach problem. And the one time before on the 7th floor it was roach city. From now on when checking in if they give you a room on the 7th floor tell them " no quiero cuarto con cookarachas por favor".

Maybe if they realize there is a problem it will help. On 2nd thought it is Cascadas they probably could care less.

[Captain Solo]

People enjoy Tijuana in different ways. Most of my wingmen are educated and secured in life. This wingman is young, nice, honest, party hard, seems to be loaded with money. He and his friends travel to various musical events and overseas places regularly. They would take their dates to party in HK early, then move to civie clubs like Alebrje after midnight to party until 6 AM, then drive home. They have their dates, no need for HK putas. One night 10 couples were partying in the middle of HK.

He's new to Tijuana and got in various problems. He reads this thread and gave me his account of what happened. I have no reason to suspect his honesty. He had been pulled over by Tijuana policia early one morning, accused of drunk driving and robbed of $400. He drove back in SENTRI lane the third time and was fined $10 K by CBP, driver and rider. He had to pay $10 K fine with a credit card on the spot, or the car would be impounded. One early morning they drove back with the Tesla S on autopilot. It drove them to Riverside instead of OC. Looks like they felt asleep right after crossing the border and Auto Pilot was trying to take the route with less traffic in the morning via I-15, Riverside, Corona back to OC. These young guys party hard hehe.

One night he told me he would bring his hot date to HK. I told him the groping and jacking with HK putas are raw, may shock his date and he may lose her. He said she wanted to see it. He brought her to our table and she was a 10, beautiful, nice, fresh young girl, a princess in looks and manners. All 6 wingmen sitting at that table stopped talking, dropped their jaws and stared at her. She seemed uncomfortable in this putas bar. The guys were interested but she was looking for her true love and could not be imprssed with any material offers. Just as I predicted she dumped him soon after. He said she was difficult to please so he let her go.

A wingman's GF is a tiny, pretty little girl with a lesbo bend. She wanted a 3-some session with him and a HK girl, her idea, not his. I sat with them in HK most of the night as she was looking for her perfect girl, but cigarette smoke gave her severe allergy. Finally she picked a tall blonde, sat and talked with her, took her to the hotel, but the allergy gave her a hard time enjoying the session.

My wingmen are all different and play differently in Tijuana, may sound fantastic to some.

[MikeyVee123]

A few notes after a quick 2 night stay in Tijuana at Hotel Cascadas and partying in HK -.

Stayed in a 7th floor PH room and was not happy with all the construction going on, barely warm water in the shower, and fkkn roaches in the room. I had seen roaches in every room I've been in on the 3rd and 4th floor in the last 6 months but was hoping the 7th flr would be better. No such luck. On the plus side supposedly they are adding a 3rd elevator in the back. I said why don't you just fix the one in the front first?

Chicas are super paranoid about getting the $100 multa for staying in the room over 30 minutes without ordering the 6-ficha bucket. Supposedly they get the multa if they don't proactively call and order the bucket, no more playing dumb and waiting for the asshole knock on the door asking you to buy a bucket.

Other than that, lots of nice chicas on a Mon / Tues night, and only one mesero tried to jack me for 10 p.

Hardly any chicas in the alley, day or night.

[TerOnlyOnce]

Yup having your own room is a game changer. If you get a cool chick they're sort of a little bit more relaxed and aren't worried about looking at the clock. One girl even mentioned it was her first time being in a private room, she thought it was cool. I had to explain to her how to get back down to the club.

When youre at HK without a room and things are slow youre sort of forced to wait around for something good to pop up or go kill time going in and out of the other bars, mostly its just a waste of time. When you have your own room you can just go relax for a while and watch tv or even take a nap then head back down an hour or two later when there are more options. I recommend getting one even if youre not planning to stay overnight and just a few hours. Its worth it IMO.

I went a long time without getting my own room but was swayed to start getting one when my main HK girls stalker ex boyfriend would follow her after her shift was over. She was afraid to go to other hotels because he would follow her so she said she only felt comfortable at Cascadas since they know about her situation and hes banned from there.

I've always gotten a room at cascadas. I've never gotten a short time room before. Always booked full nights.

I personally don't like to be rushed and fuck for 20-30 minutes then have to leave, would rather pay more to get the room for as much time as I want.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Anybody know when this event is? It is pictured as an upcoming event on the HK website, but there is no date attached for when.

I saw on the bulletin board yesterday it is Feb 8th.

[DarkMoon]

It's been awhile since I made my trip. I know the girls go back home for the holidays. I'm thinking about make a trip next weekend or shall I wait. Thanks in advance!

[Captain Solo]

Will soon figure out who the stupid pricks are.

[LuvMexicanas]

You must be new here.

There is much meaning in so few words in this perfect post.

[Ctytek]

Very little about this story seems true.

You must be new here.

[LuvMexicanas]

Yep, you're right. If you get off at the last stop by the Dax it's literally a straight shot down Constitucion to Zona Norte, probably even a slightly shorter walk. I guess I'm just used to walking up and down Revolucion so have been more comfortable getting off there. I guess depending on time of day, some might feel more comfortable walking down Revolucion as it tends to be busier and a bit less sketchy.

I exit the van at Revolucion because I typically stay in a hotel in Centro as opposed to the Zona. I check in and dropoff my stuff before heading to the Zona. I like the Zona but I need time away during my trips to Tijuana. I've done the Cascadas, Rizo and Adelitas hotel thing and it's great for bar girl escapades but I've preferred Centro over the last several years so I can have my cake and eat it too. I'm other words, fill up on escorts and make the short walk to the Zona to pop some bar girls.

[BrotherMouzone]

You don't have to say anything, all these vans have a last stop and it's the following block from where the Ruta 3 bar on Revolucin is at by the Dax store on the corner. From there you simply walk a couple blocks straight north to get to the zona. I do it all the time, never had a problem. Once in a while I'll take the HK limo if I see other mongers already waiting or if they're already in the process of pulling out the lot, I dont like riding it solo, otherwise I just take the bus or vans that go to El Centro and leave me those couple blocks away. From there the vans circle back to the border and continue that same loop.

Yep, you're right. If you get off at the last stop by the Dax it's literally a straight shot down Constitucion to Zona Norte, probably even a slightly shorter walk. I guess I'm just used to walking up and down Revolucion so have been more comfortable getting off there. I guess depending on time of day, some might feel more comfortable walking down Revolucion as it tends to be busier and a bit less sketchy.

[Nothing24]

Every time I've taken the van they've always let me out on Revolucion. They let me out on Carillo Puerto and Revolucion by the pharmacy that's directly below the big Ruta 3 Sports Bar, which is on the corner right across the street from the Burger King mentioned earlier. It's literally right on Revolucion, not a block after as you mentioned. If you're walking down Revolucion to get to Zona Norte it's better to get off on that side of the street past the traffic light (vs. Getting off on the side where the Burger King is located) anyway as you'll eventually have to cross the street to get to that side anyway when walking to the clubs.

You can tell the driver you're getting off at Revolucion just to make sure you're getting off at the right place. If you don't know Spanish you literally only have to say "Revolucion" to him and he'll understand where you want to stop. But it's a busy location where other riders in the van tend to get off more often than not so you usually don't even need to say anything. But if you want to make sure just say "Revolucion" to the driver and you should be good.

You don't have to say anything, all these vans have a last stop and it's the following block from where the Ruta 3 bar on Revolucion is at by the Dax store on the following corner. From there you simply walk a couple blocks straight north to get to the zona. I do it all the time, never had a problem. Once in a while I'll take the HK limo if I see other mongers already waiting or if they're already in the process of pulling out the lot, I don’t like riding it solo. Otherwise I just take the bus or vans that go to El Centro and leave me those couple blocks away. From there the vans circle back to the border and continue that same loop.

[Sound7]

Some at this reckless stage, anything is possible. Always a surprise!

Very little about this story seems true.

Who takes their girlfriend to HK? Why would anyone want to drink between HK and the border? They want to pass through Immigration drunk? And drive home drunk?

Who leaves Tijuana with large amounts of cash in their pocket? You bring cash to Tijuana if you want to fuck some ladies, but these guys brought their GFs.

[Dogers69]

Every time I've taken the van they've always let me out on Revolucion. They let me out on Carillo Puerto and Revolucion by the pharmacy that's directly below the big Ruta 3 Sports Bar, which is on the corner right across the street from the Burger King mentioned earlier. It's literally right on Revolucion, not a block after as you mentioned. If you're walking down Revolucion to get to Zona Norte it's better to get off on that side of the street past the traffic light (vs. Getting off on the side where the Burger King is located) anyway as you'll eventually have to cross the street to get to that side anyway when walking to the clubs.

You can tell the driver you're getting off at Revolucion just to make sure you're getting off at the right place. If you don't know Spanish you literally only have to say "Revolucion" to him and he'll understand where you want to stop. But it's a busy location where other riders in the van tend to get off more often than not so you usually don't even need to say anything. But if you want to make sure just say "Revolucion" to the driver and you should be good.

A driver told me revolution is not a stop once. In fact like I said they rarely stop on revolution. If it was really a stop more people would ask for it. Theres often no room for him to pull over. You can ask and it works for you but immjust saying for others, they should expect to be let off one block before which is really a block and. A half before or 1 block after which is really a block then a half block north when he makes the right turn which is where the official bus stop is. I don't carry suitcase so it doesn't make difference to me where he drops me off.

[BrotherMouzone]

With a little cussing mixed in I was like "fuck we could have been home already if we just jumped on a ruta". And her response ohhh noo mucho rateros. I have never had any issues using the rutas.

Yeah, I've never had any problems on the rutas either. The people on them have generally been super cool. Although my income bracket has risen substantially over the years, low budget / no frills has always been much more my speed anyway.

Now that I think about it I will say I don't know any chicas who use the rutas. The ones I know all either drive or use taxi / Uber / Didi as transportation. Get the impression that some think they're too good for the rutas. One girl I used to mess with at Adelitas uses Uber to send her kids to school every day. I asked her why doesn't she just put her kids on the ruta route to save money (I've on multiple occasions seen school kids in uniform going to and from school on the rutas which is why I asked). She mentioned something to the effect of the rutas being "very nasty" and that she would never use them, LOL.