Hong Kong Club Reports

[StRobert]

HK valet employee Luis is in his mid to late 20's, short, slim, light skin, brown hair and has been seen yelling "coronavirus" at Asian clients before and during the lockdown. He screams it out loud like it's a big joke, not caring about making people feel at home. Please keep in mind this employee for after this lockdown is over.

Don't take it personally. I have heard that Mexicans are always joking in this way. Such jokes in the US can be offensive in Mexico is normal and no one is offended.

[John Rain]

I think you have come to the conclusion that, in HK, a 50 cent tip on a $4 beer is adequate. I agree.
No HK mesero has ever tried to insult me by returning my 50 cent or 75 cent tip.

I would thank him verbally and then tell him that I specifically asked for him because he didn't need tips and returned my last one that I gave him.

I like how you think SMD. I might also try that idea with the 50 cent pieces.

[Tigger69]

Anyone ever take a sex toy into HK or another club? Curious what the door bouncers would do. Nothing big, maybe a small pocket vibrator or something. Wonder if the girls would be receptive to it downstairs if done discretely.

I took a jeweled butt plug down with me once; wanted to see if I could talk a girl into letting me put it in her ass while we fucked doggystyle. I put it in my front pocket so I could show girls in the club before we got into the room and, like you, I was curious to see what would happen at the door. In short, I didn't find anyone willing (although it wasn't an exhaustive search. And, in hindsight, it was relatively big for the petite girls I'm attracted to). As for the doorman, when I got the pat-down he asked me to take it out to show him. Once he realized it wasn't a weapon, we shared an "all knowing" smile but he didn't act like it wasn't a big deal. I don't know if he was laughing AT me or with me but I didn't really care. I'm sure there's a lot more going on that's much more fucked up than a sex toy.

[Captain Solo]

A few guys with ED carry vibrators with them in small hand bags.

They would not tell me how they use the toys, but obviously they would stimulate the girls, make them come before they try to raise an erection and penetrate with their own dicks. I found rubbing clit and G spot while sucking tits usually get girls highly aroused and give them powerful orgasms. They would be in ecstasy, gasp, pant, moan, squeeze, claw, bite, quickly raising my erection. Their pussies get so wet, sloppy and delicious when you slide your dick in.

Other guys are experts at cunnilingus and give the girls huge orgasms. Girls can have multiple orgasms and like guys who can make them come.

It's good to be bar girls!

[Travv]

I suspect if the doormen caught you with a sex toy like a dildo or vibrator, they might believe you have ED and are bringing a strap on replacement to satisfy your girlfriend. . . You would probably be the butt of jokes in Spanish, which shouldn't bother you if you don't understand Spanish. Think there was a scene in the movie "Spinal Tap" where this short band dude got caught by a security guard with a metal detector. He had stuffed a aluminum foil covered zucchini in his pants to make it look like he had something there to fool women. . . In other words, he was a cockfisher. Worth a look on Youtube for laffs.

Anyone ever take a sex toy into HK or another club? Curious what the door bouncers would do. Nothing big, maybe a small pocket vibrator or something. Wonder if the girls would be receptive to it downstairs if done discretely.

[LuvMexicanas]

HK valet employee Luis is in his mid to late 20's, short, slim, light skin, brown hair and has been seen yelling "coronavirus" at Asian clients before and during the lockdown. He screams it out loud like it's a big joke, not caring about making people feel at home. Please keep in mind this employee for after this lockdown is over.

Well, if there are any Thai guys on this thread, perhaps a signature hard low kick from the motherland might teach Luis some manners.

[Golfster]

Anyone ever take a sex toy into HK or another club? Curious what the door bouncers would do. Nothing big, maybe a small pocket vibrator or something. Wonder if the girls would be receptive to it downstairs if done discretely.

[NegotiateHard]

HK valet employee Luis is in his mid to late 20's, short, slim, light skin, brown hair and has been seen yelling "coronavirus" at Asian clients before and during the lockdown. He screams it out loud like it's a big joke, not caring about making people feel at home. Please keep in mind this employee for after this lockdown is over.

[Travv]

Skin graffitti: "As the World Journal of Psychiatry points out in a methodological case study focusing on statistical distributions and issues relating to epidemiology, tattoos were traditionally associated with deviance and psychopathology, typically criminals, gang members and "others belonging to marginalized and counter-cultural groups. " (One recalls those Grade be gangster films featuring Russian mafia members, their arms, backs and chests slathered with lurid insignia rankings.) Tattoos serve "to align the wearer with a specific group.

Commenters: It is a scourge on society. People do it for acceptance and "to be cool. " "34 percent of people with hepatitis see had a tattoo, compared to 12 percent of people without the infection. " (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tatto...is-c_n_2546592).

The body does not like the tattoo ink; it does not stay put but migrates trough the body and concentrates in lymph nodes where it will be a future cancer causing agent. Wait for the wave of cancer cases for tattooed people.

Skin reacts to tattoo ink as a poison to be expelled. So it sends what ever ink it can to the lymph nodes, where it collects and stays. Eventually this inhibits the ability of the nodes to do their normal job of fighting infections. (Why are you unable to breathe? Possibly because you are unable to fight off the COVID19 infection due to disabling your lymph nodes?

Overall, use lots of disinfectant and wash hands when with tattooed girls. . . Cause hep see and Covid19 aren't fun to get!

Mostly it means the girls like tattoos, just like girls everywhere nowadays.

[KC Questor]

I notice a lot of these girls have various tattoos on them, does this mean that the girls are controlled by some local mafia or gang? Sorry if this is a stupid question but I'm new here and relatively new to the Monger Scene.

Mostly it means the girls like tattoos, just like girls everywhere nowadays.

[Captain Solo]

NextOne.

I asked a few HK girls. Most of the tattoos are for remembering their loved ones, like BFs, GFs, children ect. Lots of girls put on tattoos for their BFs or GFs as proof of their love.

A few girls have large tats of Santa Muerte which may indicate affiliation with gangs in large urban cities. I know a few who started in HK tats-free then added on as urged by their friends. Yselle is a skinny lesbian with a very pretty face. Guys like her a lot but she is a cold and hardened lesbian with a butch GF. She started in HK tats free but kept adding tats all over her body and arms, looking hideous.

OTOH street girls usually come from rural villages and small towns. I almost never see any street girls with tats. Street girls tend to be nice, fun, friendly, easy-going, less hardened than tattooed club girls.

Girls with no or only a few small tats are usually nice and sexy with me in the club and in bed, but those with lots of tats tend to be tough, rude, hardened. You have lots of different choices for your taste.

[Duncan216]

Hello,

I just registered at the official website of Hong Kong Gentlemen Club to see the gallery of the girls present there.

I notice a lot of these girls have various tattoos on them, does this mean that the girls are controlled by some local mafia or gang? Sorry if this is a stupid question but I'm new here and relatively new to the Monger Scene.

Thanks in advance for the responses.

I've asked a few of the girls what their tattoos mean. It's usually something about their kid or family. They're usually unique to the girl but I've probably only went arriba with like 20 or so girls with tattoos. I find tattoos unattractive and they got to be a 10 for me to go up with them.

[ScatManDoo]

Hello,

I just registered at the official website of Hong Kong Gentlemen Club to see the gallery of the girls present there.

I notice a lot of these girls have various tattoos on them, does this mean that the girls are controlled by some local mafia or gang?

No, but close.

It just means that they are trying to social distance themselves away from the rancid tobacco breath of the pilot of the Millenium Falcon.

[AmorPorFavor]

I remember back in the day when I first walked into HK / Miami Club and it was literally a hole in the wall type of place accessible through the alley only, this was back about 1998 to about 2000 then they started the remodeling and enlargement and it has evolved into what it is today. I have seen and witnessed the evolution of this place and quite remarkable business model. Damn during the day when I had an over abundance of disposable income (I now live in Medellin Colombia) I would take long 4 and 5 weekends a few times each month and spend dollars in all the clubs especially HK like I was printing it.

The remodeling never ceases and it's all for the better.

My last visit to HK was last July when I was in town visiting friends and need to stop in on a future visit.

The Tall Man.

I was going to Adelitas a lot during the period 1994-2000. The old rotted unfinished wood floors and bar were literally falling apart. The rooms were cheap and dingy. But the chicas were still hot and sexy and the cerveza was good and cold. The difference in that bar between then and now is night and day.

[MedalloPack]

My buddy who works as a Meseros at Hong Kong told me during this time they are remodeling the place since they are closed due to the Corona Virus Pandemic. He told me he never thought this would happen and said that it's hitting them really hard. Here are some pic from his instagram story of them fixing and cleaning up the place. At the back enterence they added a sign that said Exclusive Miami. Don't know what that is about didn't ask.

So I guess their thong and tequila party on Wednesday, per their website isn't happening.