Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

One HK stripper chunked up a great deal after CoVid shutdown is Roshlyn with her chunky torso and thick massive legs, pretty face, big round eyes, light skin, cute like a Japanese doll, but has lots of tats covering just about most parts of her chunky body.

She's pretty and cool but speaks very little, never smiles or shows any expression. She walks around the club cool and steely like a gladiator about to go into the ring. One night I asked her point blank "Tu gusta chicas?" She nodded and said yes coolly, just like one guy talking to another hehe. She does not hang out with any HK girl, so her GF is likely a big, ugly slob staying at home cooking tacos and sucking her pussy anytime she wants.

I don't think any bro here has enough stamina with their tongue or the heft with their dick to give Roshlyn the earth-shattering Os she wants, so there is no chance of converting her back to a feminine, sexy. Horny girl drooling at every guy's crotch. But if the bros decide to try her, let us know how she rides and how loud she squeals when she has a massive Os with a real dick hehe.

[Jackie888]

Spotted a couple of my favorite pre-Covid chicas including one with the most perfectly beautiful tits back in the day. And I'm not even a titty guy. Unfortunately, they really chunked up and packed on the Covid-19 pounds. Fuck. It is so fucking depressing to see goddesses chunk up and look like nagging ex-wives. Thought about taking her up arriba to see if the flame is still there. But I declined because I didn't want to ruin my memory of a great lay.

[NeverOnce]

I really don't think you overpaid at all. Did you actually spend 72 hours with the girl? The average session with an HK girl is $100 for only 30 minutes. So HK girls are rated at about $200 an hour. $800 is nothing for as much time as you said you spent with her. You actually paid way below the market rates. You got a ton of mileage out of it and had the time of your life. At the end of the day you went home with a great big smile on your face. Isn't that the whole point of Disneyland?

Exactly! Yes, she spend the entire time with me. Either way, like you said, I left with a smile on my face. I'm not angry with these girls for trying to make money, I get it. I decide how much I'm willing to give them. I thought that was how this whole game worked?

[Captain Solo]

Hang overs and headaches are caused by toxic chemicals used for brewing, aging and refining liquors, wines, beers, any alcoholic beverages.

I had a few violent ones in the past. One of the worst one night drinking beers, a couple shots of HK's tequilas and half a bottle of Malbec at an Argentina steak house in Tijuana. My stomach and intestines were swollen and in pain for 2 days, did not want to eat or drink anything, bordering on dying. The health risks were very serious. I should have taken Peptobismal or gone to the doctor. Since I never had hang over with beers or Tequilas, the Malbec was the main culprit, or may be its toxins in combination with Tequila and beers.

After 3 or 4 shots of cheap or expensive cognacs, whiskeys, buorbons, rums ect I would always have hangover, severe thirst, headache and constipation the next day, but had no problem with multiple tequila shots in HK and Chicago recently.

Last Saturday I was sharing a table with a couple young guys in HK. They bought me 2 T shots of cheap Jose Cuervo Silver from Speedy. The young Mexican guy, who crashed my table, was drinking 2 Don Julio 70 bottles by himself, invited me to a few large shots in plastic cups down with lime wedges. I walked with noobs to Chicago and had another shot at the door, totaling 6 tequila shots and 4 or 5 beers, felt totally fine and alert, no headache, no hang over, walking straight, steady and level down the uneven sidewalks in the alley checking out street girls, talking to wingmen.

Then a wingman took us into his hotel room. I don't remember what happened next, but I fell down on the bed and slept for 6 hours straight. I was slightly intoxicated but not drunk, only very sleepy due to having had only a few hours sleep the night before. The wingman woke me at 2:30 to go home. I had no headache, no hang over, no thirst, fell totally fine, alert, energetic, ready to drive home, but I missed out on humping a couple cuties that night. Damn.

I am very impressed that 6 shots of cheap tequila seemed to have no or very little toxic chemicals, gave me no headache, thirst, hang over or intestine problems. A few Mexican guys in HK were very cool and generous, gave me shots of the spicy but smooth and expensive Don Julio 1942, $250 a bottle club price When I see them again I have to reciprocate, buying them a couple shots of Speedy's extremely rare and expensive tequila from the exquisite bottle he ages for years on his hip.

[Captain Solo]

A little bird has been saying El Capitan is SeaBeeJoe's dad reincarnated.

That means SeaBeeJoe has to buy Don Julio 1942 every time he sees his dad.

[Dcrist0527]

I'm still recovering from a don Julio hangover from Monday night in the zona. I had two girls. One on each side. We got pretty drunk. Good times.

Let me know a time and place bro, some don Julio 70 is definitely worth some good convo and advice. There's a bar girl I'm talking to right now and I want to know how deep I'm getting myself.

Proceed with caution, brother. I've gone down that road. Twice. LOL. Neither ended in the manner that most of the guys here warn of. They were both healthy and honest relationships. So I can tell you that it can be done with the right girl. Obviously, that's the key because the vast majority will try to play you for the fool.

Invite me for that Don Julio therapy session. LOL I have much to learn.

[Member #4730]

I'm cool with the way it all went down. I got what I wanted and so did she. All good. I had a fantastic trip! No regrets!

Exactly how I live my life. No regrets and enjoy it while it lasts. My biological father passed in his 40's and a recent friend passed in his 40's from a blood clot while sleeping. Never know when it is your time to go so you better enjoy it. Some guys I know have never left the their hometowns and believe the fear programming the news and church feeds them. I always tell them of my international trips, but leave out the monger aspect. Dollar definitely goes further internationally. Have fun and stay safe!

[Big Magick]

Mayhe someday I will tell you over some Don Julio 70..

I'm still recovering from a don Julio hangover from Monday night in the zona. I had two girls. One on each side. We got pretty drunk. Good times.

Let me know a time and place bro, some don Julio 70 is definitely worth some good convo and advice. There's a bar girl I'm talking to right now and I want to know how deep I'm getting myself.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Never once is hooked on HK girls and is trying to head down for another tour today Sunday.

A few of my wingmen were nice and generous, could never say no to their favorite girls. They asked me to stop them when they start acting stupid and spending above their means, but would then overrule my advice and keep buying all kinds of shots and food which the girls just sampled and never ate, presents and vacations which turned into ugly fights. A couple guys went dead broke, incurred big debts due to spending on girls in HK. When they ran out of money the girls forgot who they were and did not even say Hi in the club.

Noobs have to be left to learn their own lessons how to deal with gold diggers the hard ways. It's a good place for guys to hone their dealing skills to get what they want without losing all their assets. At least they are having fun and feel they are getting whatever they never got in their lives, love, sex, admiration, intimate relationships.

Thank you Captain, your like my dear departed father was, sensible and down to earth. He mongered too in the 50's and 60's in the Airforce in Mexico and all over South east asia and Thailand.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Seems like there's a story there that I would like to here. Tough love is definitely good for the guy, women will chew you up and spit you out if you let them, working girl or not. At the same time I'm trying not to have such a negative view of women. Honestly life is just a game. They want our money and we want their beauty. I rather see it for what it is and play accordingly.

I am very interested in your story though.

Mayhe someday I will tell you over some Don Julio 70. =p.

[Rainman306]

From time to time at local strip clubs by me I try to find guys to tag team a couple dancers with. The problem usually is they either aren't cool enough to gain the dancers goodwill & get after it or they just don't spend money. I only ever found a couple guys it worked with years ago. Maybe the guys that go to Tijuana are a bit cooler?

I never tried to arrange an extended date in Tijuana, but I think the rates go way down per amount of time. The $80-100 is only per 30 minutes because you guys aren't getting an overnight room. Usually I get an hour if not an hour & half. I've gotten a couple dancers to do overnights for $500 in the USA. I think $300-$400 would be good in Tijuana, and what times are you going for - 1 am to mid-morning or 7 pm to midmorning.

[Member #4722]

I can understand where he is coming from, but that would never be me. That's why I hang out at the smaller clubs. Almost every club has a couple beauties. And I feel like you could have the same experience with a less jaded girl for a fraction of the price. But I'm a HK hater. Only time I hang out there is after check out of my hotel.

[ScottHall]

800 not including the room, drinks, tips. But all said and done I feel like it was a hell of a deal! You're right, this girl has European features too. She said she was from Novajoa Sonora and only works every once in a while. Hopefully I will run into her again. Until then, I'm taking your advice and building a collection of whatsapp contacts. The 270 thing was a little odd. I don't know how they recognized her with the amount of girls working there. I didn't try letting her walk in by herself, we walked in together as if we were a couple. They gave her a bunch of drink tickets that she redeemed the next day for cash (I'm not sure how much). I thought it might have been a scam too but the fact that she decided we should go somewhere else then it was my idea to go back a few hours later has me a bit confused. Who knows maybe someone else on this board has experienced the same. And hopefully someone knows the gorgeous gal with a thumbprint tattoo on her boob! LOL What a blast. Literally can't wait to do it again.

I really don't think you overpaid at all. Did you actually spend 72 hours with the girl? The average session with an HK girl is $100 for only 30 minutes. So HK girls are rated at about $200 an hour. $800 is nothing for as much time as you said you spent with her. You actually paid way below the market rates. You got a ton of mileage out of it and had the time of your life. At the end of the day you went home with a great big smile on your face. Isn't that the whole point of Disneyland?

[WhoIsHe]

Anyone up to tag team some girls? I will be heading to HK on the 18th. Hit the DMs.

[NeverOnce]

LOL. Guys throwing money at women thinking that they will like them more. Good luck.

100%! These girls only like one thing. "more money". And in my opinion, I would rather them not like me. How do I benefit from her liking me?

Isn't that the whole point of p4p? You get to leave after.