Hong Kong Club Reports

[SaguaroJack]

I know it sounds strange, but these are basically the turbo hotties that I very much enjoy and would love to fuck. These are the ones that I essentially walk up to, talk for a bit, and spend no more than $80 on. In most of these sessions, the girls start letting me to know wrap things up after 20-25 minutes. It sucks but I remember who these girls are, and I make sure to not take them arriba again (potentially never take them again since there are so many other options). I would say it's trial and error more than anything. Start banging some girls and remember which ones give the best / considerate service. And screen out the ones that cut it at 30 minutes sharp and let you know to wrap up at 22 minutes.

There's a girl in the morning crew that's a turbo that I've seen 3 times I have a great time with but I find myself less and less likely to see her again simply because I want to fuck some new instead. For the three stock value drops with each arriba even if it's good.

[Tomi97]

Yo guys, do you have any info on that Indivany chica? She is like 150 cm skinny girl with blonde hair, big natural tits and tattoos over her right breast and shoulder, something like trees and birds, she also had tattooed right hand and tattoos of bow ties at her hamstrings, It was my first time in HK, but I am really into her, anyone of you guys have some experience with her? Is she also going arriba or only doing lapdances? I would really appreciate some info about her guys.

[Wardnine]

So I'm buying a Hong Kong VIP card which appears to include free ZonaShuttle transportation from the border to the hotel / club. Does anyone know where exactly you pick this shuttle up once crossing the border? Is this a straightforward process to catch the shuttle. Would you just wait for it to arrive or would you call the hotel to pick you up?

[TerOnlyOnce]

My perspective on time is this: there are some girls that I see in the zona that I must fuck immediately. I know it sounds strange, but these are basically the turbo hotties that I very much enjoy and would love to fuck. These are the ones that I essentially walk up to, talk for a bit, and spend no more than $80 on. In most of these sessions, the girls start letting me to know wrap things up after 20-25 minutes. It sucks but I remember who these girls are, and I make sure to not take them arriba again (potentially never take them again since there are so many other options). I would say it's trial and error more than anything. Start banging some girls and remember which ones give the best / considerate service. And screen out the ones that cut it at 30 minutes sharp and let you know to wrap up at 22 minutes.

[SaguaroJack]

Phorpan is correct. The price is 30 minutes not an hour, unless negotiated.

From my experience the ladies don't clock watch. The price is for a fuck I've taken up to 45 minutes without a complaint or times up. They're not like american working girls. Also I don't think paying for extra time is worth it. If the girl likes you she'll just stay on her own accord (which I've had happen a few times) and it just seems more rewarding when they just choose to stay. My point is don't worry about time. Just find a quality girl.

[Sedition]

Long time lurker, first time posting. Thank you to all who have posted. It has been very useful reading.

I have RTFF back a few years but I don't recall seeing the answers to these questions.

I have stayed at the hotel twice for overnight stays, but never tried the spa. Is the massage service legit? Worth it?

If you stay for several days, do they clean the room? New sheets? New towels?

Gracias in advance for any responses.

I've stayed multiple days and don't think they do "room maintenance" until you check out (hopefully?

You can request extra towels from meseros in the hallways doing laundry duty, dunno about sheets but could ask.

[Mabba]

Fernanda at HK. Cute face, nice hair, cute tiny titties, fat dumpy ass. Negotiated a deal with extra service for extra pay. Upstairs she demanded to be paid upfront. You know where this is going. Did not get the agreed upon service. Did not get even the standard HK service. Got the shitty service of a shitty street girl worth about $12. Avoid this scammer.

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Mr, Farenheit said it well. I have always felt comfortable in Hong Kong, getting to know a mesero is smart. I know I have said it before but sort your money beforehand so a 20 doesn't end up in a crack instead of a one dollar bill. For me it was worse ($50). As a Canadian it even felt worse. I took solace knowing it was a hot girl instead of a mesero.

Lesson learned.

Sr.

I did the same thing on my first trip to Hong Kong. I was sitting at the bar top and one of ladies came up and asked for dollar for grope, reached into my pocket and pocketed and pulled a $5 by mistake and she playfully took it. Here is my set up for bring cash in the club and staying organized.

- I have a bi-fold wallet with a money clip bar in the middle. I got it on Amazon for $30. I'm able to carry my hotel key card in it and my larger bills of $5 and $20 stay in the clip. The only time I pull the wallet out is when I need to pay for drinks or food outside the club.

- For my $1 I use black binder clips. What I do is I fold each dollar bill individually and use the blinder clip for a tight grip, it should look like a fan when you are done. When I go to the club, I can reach into my pocket and just pull a dollar out from the binder clip since they are wrapped individually and not folded together like a stack. This makes it's really easy for me to tip a $1 without having me reach into my pocket and pull out all my cash and run the risk of handing out the wrong bill, dropping money on the ground and showing the ladies how much money I am potentially carrying.

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Long time lurker, first time posting. Thank you to all who have posted. It has been very useful reading.

I have RTFF back a few years but I don't recall seeing the answers to these questions.

I have stayed at the hotel twice for overnight stays, but never tried the spa. Is the massage service legit? Worth it?

If you stay for several days, do they clean the room? New sheets? New towels?

Gracias in advance for any responses.

Never got to try the spa there, every time I went in they told me they were book for the day and it's best to make a reservation. Got a peak and the person who has working in the back and I wasn't impressed of what I saw. She seemed nice, but was not in the same league of the Hong Kong ladies. I would guess it's a legit and the person who is working there does have some kind of training or experience giving massages. Which is a good idea, I wouldn't want one of the ladies in Hong Kong trying to do their best imitation of a back or shoulder massage, only for them to blow my back out cause they don't know what they are doing.

One thing to account for when you stay in Tijuana for a few days is what to do during your resting periods between sessions. I can't speak for most guys, but I need a few hours to recharge after each arriba. I usually grab some food or take a nap, but also other things like shopping and legit massages. I heard there are massages they do provide extras, but I never been to one.

The longest I stay at the hotel is 2-3 days, they do not go into your room to clean anything up, which is something that I prefer. Pro tip is to don't call for fresh towels, the first thing I do is walk around the hallway and find a room cleaner and ask for some towels. Ask in Spanish for some bonus points, "tres toallas por favor" and give him a dollar. I like to have the extra towels ready in my room, when I need them.

If you need new sheets, unless you are in a Penthouse or other suite go the front desk in the morning and let them know you would like a new room and tip them some cash, more than the towel guy since this is a bigger favor, I give $5. They'll let you know when the room will be ready, and it's as easy as moving your things to a new clean room than having someone going through your stuff.

[United1]

Gents,

Thanks for all the great info on the HK club. Very appreciate all the tips below. It seems like the HK is a safe place. Assumed it would be given its reputation. I am excited to venture.

I might come back with a few more questions. But thanks to all. And I will report back after my Tijuana trip.

[Scudrucker]

Mr, Farenheit said it well. I have always felt comfortable in Hong Kong, getting to know a mesero is smart. I know I have said it before but sort your money beforehand so a 20 doesn't end up in a crack instead of a one dollar bill. For me it was worse ($50). As a Canadian it even felt worse. I took solace knowing it was a hot girl instead of a mesero.

Lesson learned.

Sr.

[Holdmybeer]

Long time lurker, first time posting. Thank you to all who have posted. It has been very useful reading.

I have RTFF back a few years but I don't recall seeing the answers to these questions.

I have stayed at the hotel twice for overnight stays, but never tried the spa. Is the massage service legit? Worth it?

If you stay for several days, do they clean the room? New sheets? New towels?

Gracias in advance for any responses.

[Sedition]

Planning on returning to the land of big butts and bolt one in a month. Anybody interested in joining? Debating either going next weekend or the first weekend of June. If any fellow mongers are considering trips and want to meet up PM me.

[CheckMate1]

Phorpan is correct. The price is 30 minutes not an hour, unless negotiated.

[Mr Fahrenheit]

It's difficult to visualize, but here goes. HK and the other bars are not brothels in the strict sense of the word. There are no rooms on-site. The law states you must leave the premises and go to a separate hotel. In practice, the businesses are immediately adjacent to one another. You walk out the door of one and immediately go into the door of the other. There is virtually no chance of being accosted in those few feet.

You will not get robbed or mugged inside the bar. You may get cheated by the waiters. They are notorious for not returning with change from large bills, shortchanging inebriated customers, taking partially consumed lady drinks from the tables, etc. , etc. But there is no danger of being robbed / beaten.

The area outside the bars is sketchy. You'll be fine on the main block of Coahuila, between Constitucion and Ninos Heroes. Also the alley behind the hotels. Don't wander away from that area..

The only time I saw a fight in Hong Kong was between ladies. I heard two ladies scream, then one jumped on top of the other and started throwing punches and pulling hair. Not long after every waiter near by (maybe 10-12) jumped in to pull them off each other held them back each other until the floor supervisor / manager came by. Just as soon as it started it ended. The waiters seem to be the first line of defense, should anyone try to start a fight. The owners of Hong Kong have spent a lot of time and dollars to build their reputation, if tourist were getting robbed or mugged while in their establishment people will stop coming. It works in their favor to keep the place safe, when someone gets robbed outside the club, the common advise is "Next time stay at Hong Kong".

Getting hustled is fair game and is part of being a tourist it happens all across the world. I don't like it when it happens to me or anyone else, but it's going to happen, best to learn from it and tell others common practices. Silver lining is at least you won't get hustled out of too much money in the club as long as you're smart about it. Best practice for me is to stick with one or two waiters. During my trips I buy all my drinks from them, tip them well and I get to know them a bit. They make sure when I am sitting down with a lady, that other guys don't try to but in and sell me other crap like lap dance coupons or food. This works best before the evening peak and everything is a free for all.

Trying get some good quality sleep in the hotel can be rough. They don't care about the noise the construction workers make when they are upgrading rooms and how early they start. Don't bother calling and complaining that you are hearing hammers starting at 7-8 am.

At night depending on what floor you are on you will hear people walking through the hallways, doors constantly opening and closing, music from outside until the late hour of the evening, and ladies moaning from other rooms. I swear you can hear some from the other side of the hallway. Which is why I love Latina ladies for being vocal in bed. It's not as fun when it's not in your bed and you are trying to sleep before the hammers start.

It wasn't until my third trip did I find out that the default negotiating time was 30 minutes unless you discuss that with them. Most of my sessions are 45-60 minutes. I do start off my time with them by offering to give them a massage, which helps me get a better time with them since it adds a bit of foreplay and better GFE. If there is good chemistry and the ladies are enjoying their time with you, they usually won't be clock watchers. There are ladies where it's all business and will start a timer on their phone when the session starts and will start letting you know to wrap it up when you around the 20-25 min mark.