Hong Kong Club Reports

[KC Questor]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

Cascadas will allow you to take a street girl up, but it is up to the girl as to whether or not she will. Many of the paraditas will only go to the hotel they stand in front of. But if they are standing around Cascadas, chances are they will go up with you.

And if you are talking about a civilian that you pick up at the motorcycle run in Rosarito, she may not be too inclined to go back to the Zona with you. YMMV.

[ScatManDoo]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

You can take Street Girls and bargirls from four different bars up to your room at Cascades. The four bars are Las Chevalas, Hong Kong, Bar Tropical and Malquerida (SP? Those four bars are owned by different members of the same family that owns Cascades. Some street girls may not be allowed up because they lack ID or have been previously banned for bad behavior.

[ScatManDoo]

Is there a sign up we have to do or something we have to say to let them know that we're there for MBL? Should I have a hotel room booked before hand or is that included in the whole deal? Is there a place I can go to find more details about this? Because this sounds like a great time but I've never ventured to anywhere outside of calle Coahuila.

You don't need to sign up. When you arrive just tell the wait staff that you are there for 1) the fiesta, or 2) Dennis'party or Sampson's party, or 3) the Mexico Lindo party. You will immediately get escorted through the restaurant to the back room.

In the past Dennis has always held it like an open house with free beer. Stay as long as you like. They do clear out of the place (back room) within 30 or 60 minutes of the end time. If you like one of Dennis's escorts, he'll gladly schedule an appointment to get together. Some of the girls might even be available for paid sessions after the fiesta. Dennis can make suggestions about hotel accommodations. Most escorts, including all or most of Mexico Lindo's will not go to hotels inside of La Zona. Here's his escort service's website:

http://www.mexicolindobar.com/

On the top bar, hit the word "Fiesta" for additional details.

[Rev420]

My apologies if this isn't the right place to ask this. I haven't been to Tijuana in over a decade. I used to just take a cab to go to Adelitas and take a girls upstairs then cab out. This time I'll be in mexico for the Rosarito motorcycle run, so I'll be on my bike and I'm thinking about parking at 'Pepe's parking', and spending a night at Hotel Cascadas so I have a place to take girls from HK to that I won't have to pay for every time I take a girl up. My question is, if I find a cute girl on the street, can I take her up to my room if we come to an arrangement. Or can you only take girls from HK up to your room at Hotel Cascadas?

[Muncher8888]

It's not recommended. 99% of the girls don't have a partner they'll do a proper three way with. In HK, the girls are spread out and running around hustling. The odds of finding 2 compatible girls without it being a rip off is not likely. If you want a sure thing, you're better off going the escort route. You can get a true three way for a full hour.

KC Questor added:

"Te gusta sexo con chicas?" (Do you like sex with women?

If she says yes, then ask "Cual chica prefieres para una arriba con nosotros?" (Which girl do you prefer to go upstairs with us?

And don't forget to ask "Cuantos?" (How much?)

Adding to what Scott and KC wrote: After she gave a great performance on the pole I bought dinner for a cute little spinner for pre game arriba warm up. I wanted to create a comfort level whereupon she could answer truthfully. And did. Asked her if she was into women for real, as in outside of HK also? "No, I will only act like it in here for the $. "

[Debau]

El Torito Bar on Revolution, near 3rd street.

The fiesta will be on Saturday, June 8th from roughly 7:30 to 10:00 PM.

Dennis holds it in one of the private rooms in the back, namely the Luis Montano Jr salon located in the back near the managers office.

Is there a sign up we have to do or something we have to say to let them know that we're there for MBL? Should I have a hotel room booked before hand or is that included in the whole deal? Is there a place I can go to find more details about this? Because this sounds like a great time but I've never ventured to anywhere outside of calle Coahuila.

[ScatManDoo]

What bar is that? They say the usual place but I have no idea what that is.

El Torito Bar on Revolution, near 3rd street.

The fiesta will be on Saturday, June 8th from roughly 7:30 to 10:00 PM.

Dennis holds it in one of the private rooms in the back, namely the Luis Montano Jr salon located in the back near the managers office.

[Mabba]

Its kind of hard to make arrangments to meet up when you can not accept PM s. But I will let you know about one of the escort services has a fiesta scheduled for June 8th. Free beer get a chance to see the escorts they have to offer and an oppurtunity to meet fellow hobbyists Its at a bar on Revolucion. . For more info go to there website. Mexicolindobar for details. And if you pay the subscription rate on here we could make plans to meet up.

What bar is that? They say the usual place but I have no idea what that is.

[Mabba]

Did anyone watch the puta pageant on the 22nd? Who won? I saw the first round but it was taking too long and was kinda boring. There were two hot strippers Yselle and the chick with the red dragon tattoo on her back plus around thirteen fat chicks with fake tits.

[Mabba]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all..

Sounds like at least half of it was good. Don't give up and keep posting your word experiences.

[Jackie888]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all.

My joints out at the hotel. I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said "you dropped" I dropped nothing..

Tipping. You tip too much. From now on, give the $1 to the driver and not a cent more. In the bathroom just grab the Listerine and use it, then give him a $1 afterwards. When I [CodeWord134], I tip a 25 cents. I make sure he sees the 25 cents so he doesn't expect more the next time. If he even looks at my 25 cents funny, I make sure to continuously use his bathroom without tipping. I don't give a shit what he says. It's not his bathroom.

Wallet. Girls grab my ass all the time. So I can understand if a wallet pops out, and a girl picks it up. If she pick pocketed you, she would have been off to the races and you would have to chase her down. She wouldn't have remained still with your goods in her hand. Speaking of goods in her hands.

Girls. You have blessed Karma. Can I hang out with you and get your left overs?

[United1]

100% agree. I think this point requires triple validation. My first HK was ruined because of the waiters trying to rip me off and provide bogus bulls%$t information. For the most part, you can sit wherever you want and order drinks at the bar. But avoid the waiters. I personally don't like everyone asking for a tip (bathroom guy, robe guy, Security guy, but that is your call.

For all of you new guys, avoid the waiters as much as you can. Especially the ones waiting at the bottom of the stairs when you first enter the club. They're there to size you up to see how much they can take from you. If you like a girl, just take her hand and take her to the bar, then order directly from the bartender. Dismiss every single waiter offering shit. Especially the ones offering you a girl.

You've been warned.

[DramaFree11]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all.

My joints out at the hotel. I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said "you dropped" I dropped nothing.

Went upstairs to the third floor. Tipped a hot girl $2. Next thing I know her hand is in my pants jerking me off right there in front of everyone. Not even sitting. Standing there by the stairs. She goes at it for a solid 5.

Probably been to HK, over 200 times. Nothing like this has ever happened to me, not even close. Just a bit of advice if 2 girls speaking English, and approach you, I would run for the hills. Secondly, taking drugs into Mexico is an accident waiting to happen. As security continues to get stricter at the border, you will get caught, and they will revoke your privilege to cross the border or worse. The technology is there, they know way more then you think.

[SpideyLennon]

Visited Tijuana again, it's been 3 years, a lot has changed crossing the border. I think it's much easier now and shorter walk to get to the taxi area. Went straight to hk. Damn, as soon I passed the thick black curtain, all my senses tingled LOL, I mean the memories and all came back. Hk hotties are all over the place 8's to 10's in my book. 30 min passed and one chika approached me, couldn't say no to arriba deal. My little guy won again LOL. She wanted 100, I countered 60, then agreed 80. I think that's the going rate now. Forgot her name though, she's about 5'6, not slim or thick, just right, no evidence of stretch marks and whatnot, she's probably around 21-25 years old. The deed: started CBJ, she's actually good. Missionary. Eye contact all the way, which I like. Light kissing, I finished early which I actually intended to do so because I don't want her to like ask me if I'm done kinda of thing LOL. Anyway still a good f#ck but not great.

Total damage: beer tecate around 7 bucks I think, 1 dollar tip for robe, 19 for room, 1 dollar for cumboys and 80 for the chika. 10 bucks for taxi roundtrip.

I was in hk around 1030 pm. Headed back around 1230 am. No lines at the border. I was on the freeway headed back to LA around 1 am. Will be back for sure maybe next month or so.

[OneInTheDugOut]

So I am terrible at this hobby. So I'm giving up. Final report. Wish I could make up this absurd night but it's all 100% true. Went to HK Friday night. Arrived about 10 PM. Limo was packed full. When we got out I was the only guy who tipped. I was Last out so I handed the driver $4. He said "there's like 10 of you, they not tip. " I didn't know them so tip remained. Why would he expect me to tip for strangers?

Got inside and it was packed. Not 10 minutes after I get in two girls who speak no English came and I could not shake them. Grinding putting my hands all over them begging for a threesome. Tried to triple kiss me, I said I don't kiss. Finally after 15 minutes of no drinks and no tip they left. Got up started walking, felt something touch my ass, felt it again and a girl had my "wallet" in her hand. Now it wasn't really a Wallet it was a leather container that I keep mints and my joints in. Took all.

My joints out at the hotel. I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said "you dropped" I dropped nothing.

Went upstairs to the third floor. Tipped a hot girl $2. Next thing I know her hand is in my pants jerking me off right there in front of everyone. Not even sitting. Standing there by the stairs. She goes at it for a solid 5.

Minutes, it's feeling good, then abruptly stops and complains that I got her hand wet. What? Didn't cum, that just happens.

After the girls tried to kiss me I went to the bathroom to get some Listerine. Threw two Mexican 50 cent coins he said "$1" I said "I did. So I threw in another dollar than he took my change and the dollar out of the tip bucket and refused to serve me in the bathroom. Went back out and asked a smoking hot girl wearing black stripes for a lap dance and she said she had to go on stage. Never heard from her again. Was about to leave and saw a girl on the stairs on the second floor above the ramp. Gave her $1 and she grinded me like you would not believe. I said "how Much for upstairs and she said "shhhh" and Keeps grinding. I give her a $5 because it's hot. Then she Says, I shit you not, "I want you to cum in your pants" so after about 15 minutes I do. She reaches in my pants and starts rubbing my cum covered Johnson.

Obviously at that point it's time to go. I get cleaned up and head out. The HK car Is parked down by the taco stand we start to drive and the driver he stops, reverses, gets out and grabs a box cutter, sticks it in his pocket and drives us to the old border. Girls are waiting to open the door, the driver tells them no but they follow me and some guys all the way to the border. It was a weird night.