Hong Kong Club Reports

[Ath Trainer]

Question to the board and anyone who has owned a bar. If one of us went down to Tijuana, bought a club, and turned it into a terma type place, do you think we would be killed pretty fast. Lets say we got rid of all the shit we hate about HK. No waiters, no cum boys, no hassles, but a real entrance fee. Hell, we could even pay the girls 5 a day to show up for work, with a 10 to 15 dollar entrance fee. What would it cost?

No waiters = less drinks sold. No waiters = girls sitting with guys for free / no profit for the bar.

No cum boys? Cum boys are the best deal in town. Where else you going to find some to pick up your sticky condom and throw it away for a buck?

Why pay the girls to show up when they currently show up for free? In the states, they use to pay strippers. Now, the strippers pay the bar to work.

I like going back and forth from bar to bar. If every bar charges a cover, guys will stay at one place the entire night.

HK waiters are way more aggressive than AB waiters. A good waiter keeps you glass full, w / o being a bother.

[RomanyStar]

Question to the board and anyone who has owned a bar. If one of us went down to Tijuana, bought a club, and turned it into a terma type place, do you think we would be killed pretty fast. Lets say we got rid of all the shit we hate about HK. No waiters, no cum boys, no hassles, but a real entrance fee. Hell, we could even pay the girls 5 a day to show up for work, with a 10 to 15 dollar entrance fee. What would it cost?

At one time I had a business license, and residence status in MX. I maintained my US passport. One of the biggest issues involved in getting the license was to be certain that I was not unfairly competing with any local operators. It took a special lawyer and affidavits from the business community. Once that was established they were happy to collect the taxes.

My guess is that in trying to get the licenses you would need, that plenty of local operators would show up to be sure that you would never get the paperwork straight. Years back the only way to have a business was to have a MX citizen as the owner. I suspect this might be the only way to make this work. Unfortunately you would be dealing with people that are raking in huge money, and might be pretty angry about any new competition. For your personal health and safety I think I'd shelve this plan.

[HelpRules]

Question to the board and anyone who has owned a bar. If one of us went down to Tijuana, bought a club, and turned it into a terma type place, do you think we would be killed pretty fast. Lets say we got rid of all the shit we hate about HK. No waiters, no cum boys, no hassles, but a real entrance fee. Hell, we could even pay the girls 5 a day to show up for work, with a 10 to 15 dollar entrance fee. What would it cost?

[Keg]

Names, description, prrformace in room, anal, BBBJ?

I've had.

Darina.

Camilla.

Ruby.

Sharon.

Paulina.

Kenya.

In adelitas:

Sofia

Nice list, I smiled when I saw Kenya on it, fun little blonde, I have enjoyed her several times. With permed hair and straight.

There used to be a little brunette that used the name Kenya, I haven't seen her in over a year. I really enjoyed her, fun to drink with and a nice GFE in bed. Too bad she's not around anymore.

[RomanyStar]

Names, description, prrformace in room, anal, BBBJ?

Can't say about anal, few BBBJ in the club. Much better luck with that if you can negotiate an overnight off site. The girls in HK do seem to have a romantic streak.

Yesterday I followed my pattern of something old and something new. After resting up from the great session with Tiffany I tried a girl that said it was her third day in Tijuana. An unusual name, something like Syronia. Slender with small natural breasts. True energizer bunny in the room. DT with just a bit of tooth, I like that. Willing and anxious to try all sorts of positions. She will go on the list for a repeat.

Thank you Lilly for vitamin C.

Afraid I can't help much beyond that with a list. I remember the bodies, and faces, but not many names.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Names, description, prrformace in room, anal, BBBJ?

I've had.

Darina.

Camilla.

Ruby.

Sharon.

Paulina.

Kenya.

In adelitas:

Sofia

[ClamSlammer]

Was to rob the girls. The cops went through all their lockers and took cash, I'd's, bank cards, jewlery, etc.

[RomanyStar]

I understand why it happen, but does have to be so damn dramatic? I mean they had enough weapons to siege Jamaica.

The different varieties of Police in MX have always been heavily armed. Recall this is a nation with a long history of revolution, and the current wars between the narco's and the cops would have me feeling way better wearing the flack jackets and automatic weapons they are carrying, if I were in the lousy position to be a cop in MX. My hat is off to these kids who choose to not join the gangs, and are willing to stand up in the face of the crazies out gunning them down. I've had the Federal Police search through my car full of camping gear very carefully in the past. I was able to overhear that they were looking for one thing only. Guns. A huge percentage of the guns the cops down South face come across the border, and I sure feel like they have a strong legal basis to check for them.

Don't be intimidated, or put off by the uniform of the day. It's the way it is, and always has been. The locals consider it a normal part of their society.

I'm not making excuses for the bad actors in uniform. I know they exist. I've just been lucky enough to never have to deal with them.

[RomanyStar]

OK for those fearing Tijuana, or MX in general, I have to drop my dos pesos.

I've been an off and on visitor of the Zona for over 30 years. I've also lived along the Pacific Coast between Mazatlan and Acapulco for a total of five years. Never have had a bad experience. I eat the food on the streets, drink whatever the locals are drinking, smile a lot, and treat my hosts with respect. Got a traffic ticket in Cabo once for turning into a one way that was clearly marked, but I just didn't see the sign. This was back when most of the streets were dirt surfaced. Went to the station with the cop, paid the fine in cash, and was blown away when it showed up on my Cali DMV printout. And remember, NEVER EVER get anywhere near visibly drunk in public, but then what country would that be a great idea in after all?

I just drove across the border, as I always do. Parked across from Chicago (remember when it was the hottest place in town?) , in the $5 all night lot. Get there early enough (3-4) and you get a spot where you can keep your keys. Even if you have to leave them so they can move your car around it is a safe place to park. I seem to think there is a lull in the Northbound traffic around 7-8 in the evening so I am back in the US well before any of the late night scammers may be out looking for a target.

Tiffany at Hong Kong has been a favorite for the past couple years and tonight she decided to remind me that she is not only the sexiest lady in the Zona, but that she can be one of the most sensual as well. Felt like a real spectacle in the booth, and a real teenager when she led me upstairs. This long tall blonde doesn't speak much English but knows how to make me feel like a happy, much younger man.

[TomJackin]

Hi Tom. Long time no see. We need to do some tequila shooters.

What you witnessed was a random health card check. This happened every weekend at the club that I used to own in Mexicali. They round up all of the girls and check to see if they have health cards. You never know when they will show up.

Back at you Joe. I'm always good for the first 2-3 rounds!

I understand why it happen, but does have to be so damn dramatic? I mean they had enough weapons to siege Jamaica. Were they expecting resistance from the customers? Like my old ass jumping up and yelling,"You keep your hands off my girlfriends you bastards!"

Hell, for a lot less money and drama, they could hire me and I would personally and thoroughly check out each and every girl myself; damn knows I've been trying to ever since I started going there.

[Joe Arturo]

I was just sitting there enjoying the view, when suddenly the music stopped. A bunch of clowns came in fully decked out with weapons. I few of the girls tried to run out the back entrance, but they came through there as well.

It was about 9:30 and all the girls were ushered upstairs. The staff was ushered to the back of the club. And all the customers were ushered to the front section. I was standing in the stair section between both of the other sections. They did check some IDs of some of the customers. But it seemed that they were more interested in the girls.

It lasted about 30+ minutes. 20 minutes more than when I finished my drink. I wanted another, but the police stopped me at the top of the ramp. I offered to buy him one too, but that didn't work. There is no sense of humor with these fucks.

The best and unexpected part of the whole fiasco was when they released the girls and I just happen to be standing under the stairs when they came out. One by one hot ass paraded above my happy perverted ass! It was a voyeur's dream come true!

Hi Tom. Long time no see. We need to do some tequila shooters.

What you witnessed was a random health card check. This happened every weekend at the club that I used to own in Mexicali. They round up all of the girls and check to see if they have health cards. You never know when they will show up.

[Joe Arturo]

Fellas, when are you going to wake up! If a chica will not give a BBBJ, why the hell would you then go down and DATY? You're still exchanging body fluids, and you might even get a little fecal matter on your tongue to boot! My days of going down on a chance encounter are over, and I am fortunate I never caught any of the nasty STDs that can be transmitted by oral sex (the pictures of guys with gono of the mouth are just nasty).

Secondly, I have been to Tijuana on many occasions, and once to Nuevo Laredo and Mazatlan, and I can say that there are NO plans in my foreseeable future to step foot in Mexico due to the violence and the thumbing of their nose at our immigration laws (they act as though they don't apply to them and blame the US when their citizens make the boneheaded decision to try to cross rivers and deserts just to get to America). So this monger will not be spending a single dollar or peso on any Mexicana chica either in Mexico or even in the US (now that is racial profiling if you want to call it that!). That said, I do have Mexican friends (who are here legally) and I would have no problem hanging with them. But I am burnt out on Mexican food, so that is the primary reason I shun Mexican restaurants (besides, TEX-MEX is fattening food and I am in the process of losing weight).

To each his own, but really dude?

So why the hell are you reading the Tijuana board?

[TomJackin]

I was just sitting there enjoying the view, when suddenly the music stopped. A bunch of clowns came in fully decked out with weapons. I few of the girls tried to run out the back entrance, but they came through there as well.

It was about 9:30 and all the girls were ushered upstairs. The staff was ushered to the back of the club. And all the customers were ushered to the front section. I was standing in the stair section between both of the other sections. They did check some IDs of some of the customers. But it seemed that they were more interested in the girls.

It lasted about 30+ minutes. 20 minutes more than when I finished my drink. I wanted another, but the police stopped me at the top of the ramp. I offered to buy him one too, but that didn't work. There is no sense of humor with these fucks.

The best and unexpected part of the whole fiasco was when they released the girls and I just happen to be standing under the stairs when they came out. One by one hot ass paraded above my happy perverted ass! It was a voyeur's dream come true!

[Party God]

Fellas, when are you going to wake up! If a chica will not give a BBBJ, why the hell would you then go down and DATY? You're still exchanging body fluids, and you might even get a little fecal matter on your tongue to boot! My days of going down on a chance encounter are over, and I am fortunate I never caught any of the nasty STDs that can be transmitted by oral sex (the pictures of guys with gono of the mouth are just nasty).

Secondly, I have been to Tijuana on many occasions, and once to Nuevo Laredo and Mazatlan, and I can say that there are NO plans in my foreseeable future to step foot in Mexico due to the violence and the thumbing of their nose at our immigration laws (they act as though they don't apply to them and blame the US when their citizens make the boneheaded decision to try to cross rivers and deserts just to get to America). So this monger will not be spending a single dollar or peso on any Mexicana chica either in Mexico or even in the US (now that is racial profiling if you want to call it that!). That said, I do have Mexican friends (who are here legally) and I would have no problem hanging with them. But I am burnt out on Mexican food, so that is the primary reason I shun Mexican restaurants (besides, TEX-MEX is fattening food and I am in the process of losing weight).

To each his own, but really dude?

Seems like you are wasting your time here with these post as pretty much every other reader is here on this forum for one reason, they love tapping fine mexican girls! Your politics may have been shaped by your own bad experiences, but to this guy the seem a bit convoluted. The reason the people cross the border illegally is out of desperation to make a better life because the economic opportunities south of the border simply don't exist. That said, by you going down there to plow mexican pussy and eat some amazing food, you are pumping money into the Mexican economy which would then better their situation and make more opportunities there.

[Jiggydus]

I have gone with her a couple of times and she always asks for $60 but I've been talking to her for months at the club and I guess she feels somewhat comfortable with me. She's not the greatest in the sack and can be pretty cold and stiff but she's loosened up every time I've been with her. She does not give BBBJ but, allows DATY and the last time I was with her I was able to stick her little blue vibrator up her, although not deep. Last time I went upstairs with her was about 4 months ago and she even offered to give me a ride to the border as she was leaving to go home. I haven't been there in 4 months and when I did see her Wednesday, she wanted to stay in contact with me, asking for my phone number, and gave me her email so I could add her on facebook. Maybe she has to stay nice to me because I am the only one that'll bang her and come back for seconds. LOL

Fellas, when are you going to wake up! If a chica will not give a BBBJ, why the hell would you then go down and DATY? You're still exchanging body fluids, and you might even get a little fecal matter on your tongue to boot! My days of going down on a chance encounter are over, and I am fortunate I never caught any of the nasty STDs that can be transmitted by oral sex (the pictures of guys with gono of the mouth are just nasty).

Secondly, I have been to Tijuana on many occasions, and once to Nuevo Laredo and Mazatlan, and I can say that there are NO plans in my foreseeable future to step foot in Mexico due to the violence and the thumbing of their nose at our immigration laws (they act as though they don't apply to them and blame the US when their citizens make the boneheaded decision to try to cross rivers and deserts just to get to America). So this monger will not be spending a single dollar or peso on any Mexicana chica either in Mexico or even in the US (now that is racial profiling if you want to call it that!). That said, I do have Mexican friends (who are here legally) and I would have no problem hanging with them. But I am burnt out on Mexican food, so that is the primary reason I shun Mexican restaurants (besides, TEX-MEX is fattening food and I am in the process of losing weight).

To each his own, but really dude?