Hong Kong Club Reports

[Vitrea]

I got to Tijuana not so infrequently.

The scene is slowly changing. The girls are not as cuter and are getting more and more hardcore.

Most of the cute ones in HK and Adelitas are not interested in hanging out if you want to buy them drinks. Even a good "tip" does not do the trick. The first thing they say is,"what to go to the room"? If you hesitate they are gone. I don't want to go to the room without a bit of chit-chat and get a feel for the girl. 5s and 6s of course will do whatever you want. It is the 8s and 9s that have an attitude.

I took one girl to the 10 drink VIP area for 80 USD. She wanted to eat. OK fuck it, I will consider that a "tip". After she ate a little bit, she asked if I wanted to have sex there in VIP for 150. I wanted her to dance and hangout for a while. She said no and just sat there. I had to throw her out and call the manager who did not give a damn. She told me her name is Danielle but the door man said that is not her name. Go figure.

Overall, Tijuana is better than sex prison but compared to what it used to be, it totally sucks. Probably worse it was busy and that may be because it was a Friday and a pay day.

BTW, the border crossing back to USA is an absolute *****. They have some kind of construction going on on weekday nights. It took 4 hours and they closed the sentry lanes.

[Sock111]

Walked into the US. Down the street. Up over the walkway where there were two more "guards" just hanging out talking. And got to the parking lot. Car was fine. Paid my 7 bucks. And drove on home. I got to say I had a hard time sleeping that night. Just knowing a place like this existed and SOOOO close to the US. Wow, just wow. I blew up my friends the next telling them that we had to plan a trip just for Tijuana. And the next time I will do more. Like get a room. Maybe try an escort. A street girl. Eat a taco, LOL. And I didn't even get to another bar.

Sorry for the long post. Just wanted to get as much info out as possible!

As I told a friend back home. I found paradise.

Take care. AC

Warms my heart to read posts like this.

[TomJackin]

Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.

Ahem street hot dog brother!

I start the afternoon with two street tacos and finish the night with two bacon-wrapped dogs. The street food rocks!

[Hoveabode]

While the wife and I were staying in Tijuana in August, we decided to go out and enjoy some mongering together (not our first time). We had enjoyed ourselves in Hong Kong the night before, so went ahead and headed there again. We were there for maybe 20 minutes and received a mixture of odd glances and averted eyes. The chicas, like always, seem unsure of whether we want their advances. A few girls weren't shy about smiling our way though. We found one in particular that we liked. She was an easy 8 and happily sat nearby us. We talked with her 5 minutes or so. She had decent english. We worked out pricing for an hour. Like always, we have to pay much more for our time than single guys do. Whereas a single guy can get an hour for less than $100, we had to pay $180 for our hour with her. However, seein her buried face deep in my hot wife's lap made me forget about any cost. The girl was eager, friendly, hot, and ready for multiple rounds. I had zero complaints.

Hopefully these posts can help other potential mongering couples out a bit. My advice is, be aggressive and just let them know what you want and expect. Good luck.

[Keg]

Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.

Enjoy my friend, Enjoy!

[Phordphan]

AC,

You should have grabbed both ends and experienced a time-honored ritual in mexican bars of paying to shock yourself.

I have seen all manner of homemade contraptions these guys walk around with, to get tourists to challenge themselves to see how long they can hold the handles as the electicial charge is increased. They start low and then increase the charge, most times people will do it once, a few may try it again, the real slow learners keep trying. LOL.

Just one of those senseless things you got to say you did, kind of like eating the bacon-wrapped hot dogs from the cart.

Post a trip report about the chicas, that's the real attraction.

Cheers,

Keg

Now just hold on one second! You had me through the senselessness of paying to shock the shit out of yourself. But I draw the line at comparing that to the time-honored tradition of eating bacon-wrapped hot dogs from a street cart.

Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.

[AlCapwn]

(Thanks Keg for the previous post)

Ok. So I found my way to San Diego for the holidays and knew I had to get down to Tijuana after reading through these forums. I had time on Fri the 23rd. I contacted a buddy who lives in the area. And we headed toward the border. He had been to Tijuana but not for this purpose. He also had NO passport but indicated he had been able to get back before with just his drivers license. He was nervous and apprehensive about going, but I tried to reassure him they wouldn't NOT let him back (at least I hoped!). I had a passport.

Around 10PM we get off the last US exit and park at the first lot on the right, $7. I was in a brand new car (not mine or a rental) and was very apprehensive about leaving it in this lot, even with an attendant at the gate. But, the concerns were alleviated as I saw families and couples coming in and out of the lot. Some with suitcases as if there car had been there for an extended period. Walked out of the lot and really wasn't sure which way to go. So we followed all the Mexicans carrying bags of their what appeared to be Christmas presents. This led us to the gates.

As we approach the first set of turnstiles there were two uniformed offers. Not really sure what agency they were with. Assuming BP. We just walked right by them. They paid us no attention. As we were walking through this area we didn't notice any other gringos walking through at this time. We did see a couple chicas in mini skirts and a tight dress heading into Tijuana. We assumed they were working girls. Got to the Tijuana side. And immediately a couple little kids were on us asking us to buy gum. I said No Gracias but my friend hesitated. So the little kids stayed on him all the way to the cab area. LOL.

I knew from reading on here that it would / should cost $5 to get to the Zona Norte. Picked a yellow cab driver. Said 5 bucks to Hong Kong and he agreed. I jumped in the front and my buddy in the back. As we drove to the zone I paid attention to the surroundings. And I would not want to make that walk. Especially at night. Cab pulled up right in front of HK.

There were about 5 guys in front of us going into the club as well as what looked like a police officer at the door (could have been house security). Really no wait. Bought our entrance Tecate and walked in. Wow. It immediately reminded me of a high end strip club in my home town. But with about 5x the women! The club was fairly crowded but with enough room to still walk around. The music was loud so having conversation weren't easy. As we made our initial walk through, the shaving cream show must have just ended as girls covered in it were being helped off the back stage. I tried explaining to my friend that pretty much all the girls walking around were "available". He couldn't believe it. As we made our way around we were groped in the crotch by a couple of girls. I think he started believing me more then!

The steps "separating" the front of the club to the back had girls lined up on every step. Is that "Hottie Central"? Wasn't sure. But it seemed like that spot had several girls all night just standing there. I also noticed a lot of "young" girls who didn't seem to ever get on a stage.

We found a good spot at the front bar where we could see pretty good and just took it all in. When we needed a beer we stopped a mesero who promptly brought us a couple of beers. He spoke English and would occasionally stop by and see if we needed anything. As we sat there we were in total awe of how hot the girls were. With it being a holiday weekend I was really concerned about the quantity and quality of the women. But those concerns were gone at this point. Since we were somewhat near the front of the place. I made it a point to explain to my friend that the girls walking toward the front door with a guy were heading next door for fun.

We started pulling out ones to tip. We are so used to the "no-touch" policies in place in American strip clubs that it was so odd to be able to feel and grope the women when you tipped them. My friend tipped a girl on dancing on the bar like he would in the US. By pulling her strap on the g-string aside and placing the bill there. Well, a local (I'm assuming). Saw this and told us in English,"This is how you do it!". And proceeded to tip the same girl but took it to another level by gently slapping her ass and taking some big feels. LOL. We weren't shy about it after that!

After drinking a few beers and knowing that we were on somewhat of a time pinch we both decided we needed to pick a girl. Go upstairs and then get back across the border. While there were so many hot girls. It was a tough choice and I made mine without any real qualifying factors aside from looks. I picked a tiny little thing that was super hot. She was standing on the steps I mentioned earlier. I walked up to her. Said Hi, asked her name (something with an 'ia on the end. Sorry). Asked if she spoke English, nope. And then asked if she wanted to go upstairs. Which she said yes. She took my hand and led me to the front where one of the employees put a light coat on her and we walked outside. Took a few steps and hit the steps to the hotel attached to the club. Walked up the steps to a hotel front desk area. Some Spanish was spoken. Her name was written down. With a time I assume and we were led to the first room up another flight of steps.

Once in the room, the girl dimmed the lights and setup the room. It was a decent size room. Not large but not small. Looked like something out of a late 70's porno. There was an open sink against one wall with a shower room as well. The girl proceeded to take her clothes off. Grab the condom and some lube. At this point I took my clothes off to. I will say after reading previous reports I wasn't sure what to expect. I had read the hotter girls seemed to be more business / mechanical. And that was the case with this one. There didn't seem to be much excitement on her part. But in retrospect I didn't do one of things I had wanted because of time and that was get to a know a girl a little better in the club before bringing her upstairs. Oh well. Next time. She did have a smoking little body though. Did our business and the expected knock came. Seemed a little quick. She did tell me (with what little Spanish I can understand and speak) that she was 19. A mother. And was from Chihuahua and heading home on Monday. Oh. She did say she didn't like Tijuana. Imagine that. Got dressed and walked down with her. I decided to hang outside and smoke a cig while waiting for my friend.

While outside I was approached by a guy who asked for a cig in Spanish. When he saw I wasn't native he went into English and had a pretty cool convo about Tijuana, Backpage, CL and girls in general. Pretty cool.

My friend didn't come down right away. And I had to go to the bathroom. So I paid for another Tecate to get back in HK and use the bathroom. While I was waiting my friend came back in and told me he had gone for an hour session. But get this. He picked a freak! Darnit. His girl (not sure of the name) let him take pictures. BBBJ. Finger her ass. MSOG. Darnit! He got lucky. And man, he was all smiles! All of his anxiousness and nervousness that he had previously were totally gone, imagine that.

Finished the last beer. Went outside. Walked a little down the street to a Yellow Cab. Said 5 bucks to la linea. Driver agreed and were dropped back off at the border. When we pulled up, locals were opening Taxi doors for tips. And then there were several more beggars along the walk back across. As we approached the BP agents (absolutely no wait / line). I had my buddy go first as I wasn't sure how they would deal with him not having a passport. When we got up to an aisle. The agent asked for me to go first since I had a passport and then proceeded to give my friend grief over not having a passport. But really just kept him about a minute there. Including asking him what he had come to MX for, he said,"fun". The he was let through. Phew.

Walked into the US. Down the street. Up over the walkway where there were two more "guards" just hanging out talking. And got to the parking lot. Car was fine. Paid my 7 bucks. And drove on home. I got to say I had a hard time sleeping that night. Just knowing a place like this existed and SOOOO close to the US. Wow, just wow. I blew up my friends the next telling them that we had to plan a trip just for Tijuana. And the next time I will do more. Like get a room. Maybe try an escort. A street girl. Eat a taco, LOL. And I didn't even get to another bar.

Sorry for the long post. Just wanted to get as much info out as possible!

As I told a friend back home. I found paradise.

Take care. AC

[Keg]

So, I made my first HK visit the Fri before Christmas. Great time. But I saw these older American (looked semi-homeless) walking around with what appeared to be like a car battery. Attached to two metal "pens / rods". They were walking around kinda offering it to customers.

What is it?

AC,

You should have grabbed both ends and experienced a time-honored ritual in mexican bars of paying to shock yourself.

I have seen all manner of homemade contraptions these guys walk around with, to get tourists to challenge themselves to see how long they can hold the handles as the electicial charge is increased. They start low and then increase the charge, most times people will do it once, a few may try it again, the real slow learners keep trying. LOL.

Just one of those senseless things you got to say you did, kind of like eating the bacon-wrapped hot dogs from the cart.

Post a trip report about the chicas, that's the real attraction.

Cheers,

Keg

[Sgt Perv]

So, I made my first HK visit the Fri before Christmas. Great time. But I saw these older American (looked semi-homeless) walking around with what appeared to be like a car battery. Attached to two metal "pens / rods". They were walking around kinda offering it to customers.

What is it?

You hold them and it shocks you. You pay to proof how much of a fool you are. Another mocho scam.

[AlCapwn]

So, I made my first HK visit the Fri before Christmas. Great time. But I saw these older American (looked semi-homeless) walking around with what appeared to be like a car battery. Attached to two metal "pens / rods". They were walking around kinda offering it to customers.

What is it?

[TomJackin]

Between other commitments and being in the DR, I have not had the chance to make the harsh twenty minute trip to Tijuana within the last 3 weeks. But I started getting the shakes yesterday and knew there was only one cure; HK. Some of my favorites were missing in action; maybe because of the upcoming holidays. I wanted to go down and set up some dates for the NYE weekend; didn't work out.

There were a lot of new girls in HK and I consulted with Freddy, my server, and he reported that most of the new ones were all business minded, and didn't recommend any of them. I decided to call it a day at HK and planned to hit the alley to see of one or two of my favorites were hanging out. It wasn't thirty seconds later that this blond with red knit stockings, no top, tried to play with the guy in the booth that was three booths from me.

The first thing that I noticed that she had an over-sized ass, the second thing I noticed was she was new to the HK scene, and the third thing that I noticed was that she was playful; BINGO! I said,"Freddy, what do you know about her?" He replied,"Nothing." My reply,"Well, let's find the fuck out; bring her over!"

She was a bit bigger than I am used to, but she was fun in the booth. She past all the tests. She drank slowly, she kissed a lot, and she rubbed a lot. I quickly turned into the "What the fuck" mode and decided to take her to the hotel. The girl was a blast in the room. I went down on her like a wild dog eating for the first time in two weeks. And it was like I turned on a faucet; juices were flowing. My main goal was to have that big ass sitting on my face and she pulled through like a champ. There was a couple of moments when I damn near blacked out due to the lack of oxygen, but other than that it was a great session!

I did find my SGs later in the evening, both were headed home for the holidays and not coming back until after the new year. So now I'm concerned as to who will be around during the NYE weekend. Just the trolls? Oh well, hopefully there will some girls available; just like there was last NYE.

[El Guincho]

I heard a rumor of a recent incident at HK when I was down a couple nights ago. I'm not one to repeat a false rumor, so I wanted to ask if anyone else has heard of another incident that occurred the week after the bouncer was killed in the bar (which was factual).

If you have knowledge of the more recent incident, PM me. Sorry for the cryptic nature of the post, just didn't want to spread a false rumor, so I just wanted to know if anyone else can confirm this other incident.

Keg

Are you talking about that thing with the guy?

[Sock111]

I heard a rumor of a recent incident at HK when I was down a couple nights ago. I'm not one to repeat a false rumor, so I wanted to ask if anyone else has heard of another incident that occurred the week after the bouncer was killed in the bar (which was factual).

If you have knowledge of the more recent incident, PM me. Sorry for the cryptic nature of the post, just didn't want to spread a false rumor, so I just wanted to know if anyone else can confirm this other incident.

Keg

It is true, read back a little bit and you will see the information regarding it, including a link to a Tijuana news site.

[Keg]

I heard a rumor of a recent incident at HK when I was down a couple nights ago. I'm not one to repeat a false rumor, so I wanted to ask if anyone else has heard of another incident that occurred the week after the bouncer was killed in the bar (which was factual).

If you have knowledge of the more recent incident, PM me. Sorry for the cryptic nature of the post, just didn't want to spread a false rumor, so I just wanted to know if anyone else can confirm this other incident.

Keg

[Keg]

I am heading to HK tonight if anyone wants to meet up for a beer.

Cheers,

Keg