Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Damn, SpeedToy,

You should have a pic shaking hand with the King.

Everywhere you go girls would kiss your feet and suck your dick for free hehe.

ClunkerFan would get so jealous, he would turn purple and crap in his tight pants hehe.

[SpeedToys]

"It's all fantasy for entertainment. ".

True. Nearly all of the time.

But a photo of you shaking hands with the PM of Thailand getting hassled in a Pattaya GoGo for drinks goes a long way.

As long as he's still the PM, that photo is my locked screen photo anytime I'm there. I don't try to get away from anything. I carry my passport, I have a current IDP, I wear a helmet. All of the typical BiB hassling white guys crap. But it gets a handshake when you are pulled over for those (every day) and the DUI stops (every night). And some recognition at the Soi9 white-guy-stops isn't a bad thing.

And someday. It might really come in handy. But I hope not.

[Phordphan]

Hi Captain Solo,

What is the Tijuana Internal affairs business card and how can I get one?

Do not believe anything you read on the Internet about some guy flashing a Sindicatura card and the cops starting to bow and scrape and apologize. It's all fantasy for entertainment. Many sites have published pix of a sindicatura business card. Yet I have read of no credible instances where somebody who was being harassed by cops was suddenly released, with apologies, after producing a card, especially if that guy didn't speak fluent Spanish.

Having said that, here is their web site:

http://www.sindicatura.gob.mx/#/ default.

There you can fill out a complaint and get the email address of the current staff. If you're jacked up, try to get the number of the car (it's on the sides of the vehicle, near the back), the time of day, and the location. If possible, during your stop call 078 and speak to the "Tourist Police" who speak English and will assist you with dealing with the cops. I have read that some phones won't work. YMMV.

[Rambo1969]

Hi Captain Solo,

S e. I calmly asked him "que pasa?" showed him the Internal Affairs' business card and introduced myself as an abogado. His attitude changed from arrogant and threatening to meek.

What is the Tijuana Internal affairs business card and how can I get one?

[Captain Solo]

Saturday drove down with a noob, arrived about noon. The noob was having a major crisis at his business but he just dropped everything and went, a very cool guy. He's fairly young, had many hot GFs and is good at seducing girls, never been to and was scared stiff of Tijuana, but said El Capitan's posts convinced him to go and sample good food, sexy fun and hot girls. It was cold and raining hard at times all afternoon in Tijuana.

We went to the mariscos cart at the school girls' corner for a shrimp coctele then Al Capone for Caldo de Rez. The noob is allegedly a good cook. He kept raving how the shrimp tasted so fresh, gummy and good. El Toro Negro from San Diego crossed the border and joined us in Al Capone.

We checked out the other bars then went in HK about 2 PM. About 30 girls scattered in the club, half a dozen were in the hallway grabbing guys' dicks, laughing, making faces a guys, having fun. We found a table, sat and drank. The noob asked when would be the good time to take vitamin V. We both took a 8 MG sliver of Indian generic V and waited for it to work its miracle. He said a 10 MG Cialis would usually take him half hour to activate. A few girls came over trying to seduce us but their manners were too aggressive and lewd for the noob. He bought a few fichas to check out the girls but he prefers skinny, pretty, light-skinned, nice, sweet, subtle, submissive girls, so did not pull the trigger. Also he was waiting to make sure the V to kick in before partaking.

Finally El Toro brought over a skinny girl, light-skinned, pretty face with a few tats on her arms and legs, bought her a ficha and handed her over to the noob. What a nice guy! Hehe. They were just sitting, drinking, talking. The noob was new to the scene and kind of shy, so he was not touching the girl. She was kissing his mouth, sucking his tongue then got on his lap, wiggling her round ass. HK girls always volunteer this lap dance so guys have their hard ONS and have to have sex. He started squeezing both of her boobs, rubbing her crotch. Suddenly he decided to take her upstairs. Her supple wiggling ass must have caused a quick and massive insurrection in his crotch hehe.

By 6 a dozen more hot girls started to show up, lithe and pretty Frieda among them. By then I had drunk 5 or 6 beers with a couple meals and was not feeling very sexy, not sure I could even elevate the canon hehe. But I wanted to have a session with a new girl for the drive to worth it, so went around making my standard offer to a few hot girls with promise for a propina, but they all wanted $100, would just smile and shake their head, not even making counter offers. Found spinner Suki at the door to the last room, standing by herself, smiling sweetly, about 5 feet, 95 lbs, average build, pretty face, looking more like a Thai or Japanese girl. She was wearing a red plaid bonnet on her head like a real Scot, light skin, no tats. I had seen her in HK a few times and was pretty sure I had done her once. Made my offer in pesos. She was smiling, soft spoken, took out her phone and calculated pesos into dollars then made her counter offer. We compromised down the middle. She also negotiated money had to be paid up front, always with her sweet, gentle, pretty smile, and confirmed she would do both sucking and fucking. Up to this point, El Capitan still had no stirring in his crotch, but a sweet, smiling, pretty girl was hard to pass up, erection or not. Just had to take the chance the dick might even work.

Walked out the side door and walked down to 6th floor for the ST room. The reception guy handed me a condom, said $21, but I said I did not want his condom, so he said $20. Santa Claus should take note of this $1 saving at all La Zona's hotels to buy more regalos for his sweethearts hehe. In front of the room, I collared the Cascada's janitor, showed him my VIP card to his face and warned him not to knock. He agreed.

In the room, Suki was taking her clothes off, asked for money up front, still smiling sweetly. She complained the room was cold, so I turned off the Air Con. She called the janitor for more towels and asked me to take a shower with her. We were not in a hurry. After a while the water turned warm. I was lathering up her boobs and her crotch, rubbing her all over. She was caressing my soapy dick, my balls and my crack. Miraculously the dick quickly rose to an epic hard on. It stays dormant until there is sexual stimulation then it quickly pump up the dick. This small sliver of fake V really worked.

While I was standing butt naked in the room with a flag pole sticking out of my crotch, ready to plow into Suki, the noob texted me, said he was sitting with Frieda and asked if he should take her up. Of course I recommended Frieda highly. We got on the bed. She dried me off then carefully wiped down my dick, balls, crotch with alcohol towel. She was a cleanliness nut. Her boobs were be cup but all natural with soft tits which I like. I was sucking on her tit and rubbing her clit. She would not let me find her G spot or eat her kitty. We did a couple positions. She was quiet, not making noise or expressing pleasure and refused even lip kissing. Sex with her was plain. I took a long time to pop with the red hot erection.

She showered again. I took a couple nude pics. She even wore the red bonnet in the shower hehe. But she was very aggressive, checked and deleted all except the blurriest ones. Damn. Apparently words spread among girls about pics posted in the internet and they are all scared. I sat on the bed with arms on her back and hands on her boobs while she put on her clothes and answered her text. We sat there a long time but there were no knocks, so this VIP card trick worked. Eventually she said adios a couple times. I took the hint to left her alone in the room. Lots of girls would quickly take a hit of something right after their sessions. Nice girl, playful with a sweet smile, but I got far more excited with girls with more youthful bodies like Frieda.

Drove back around 7. A policia patrol car was following us, even pulled up side by side to check us out. I told the bros the asshole was going to pull us over. He followed us to Benito Juarez before turning on his beacon. One policia came over. The bros were tense. I calmly asked him "que pasa?" showed him the Internal Affairs' business card and introduced myself as an abogado. His attitude changed from arrogant and threatening to meek. He asked to see my driver license and car registration, quickly checked the license plate and let us go. It was over in less than 1 minute. El Toro said it was the quickest policia's pullover he had ever seen. The noob said he now learned how to coolly deal with Tijuana. They both wanted the Tijuana Internal affairs business card hehe. Really glad to see the noob had so much sexy fun and glad to meet El Toro Negro plus Sandiegoman in HK.

[Captain Solo]

Sargent.

HK club was officially closed by the state for CoVid avoidance.

Management now runs a speakeasy on the 7th floor of Cascada by knocking walls and combining rooms, much smaller and more cramped than the original club. Just walk up to Cascada's lobbies on second floor and take the elevator.

There are usually 40-50 girls every night, some very hot, so fun can still be had. The hottest girls usually show up for work after 7 PM. The best selection is Friday and Saturday nights.

[Sargent 50]

I know the club was open so now it's just the hotel?

It's been open and closed numerous times over the past year. Their IG posts always say they are re-opening soon. Don't expect it.

[KC Questor]

When did the club close? I seen on IG they waiting to re open.

It's been open and closed numerous times over the past year. Their IG posts always say they are re-opening soon. Don't expect it.

[Sargent 50]

When did the club close? I seen on IG they waiting to re open.

[Dcrist0527]

Even if I weren't worried about COVID, I wouldn't like the 7th floor setup. It's too. Isolating might be the word. Each room is pretty much it's own little club, and if you get a seat in a room you only see what's going on there. It feels pretty segmented. I'm sure I'd like it if I came with a group of friends and we could all hang in a room with a bunch of hotties.

What might be cool is if each area had a theme. Skinny girls down that way, big fake tits over there, ass fanatics head down this hall, etc.

That's a good point and excellent info for those that haven't been there. Whereas HK was wide open, the 7th floor is just a series of rooms. I don't mind that because my MO is usually walk around, hunting for the right one. When I find her, the isolation is actually a plus. But if you like the traffic flow like HK, this is not it.

[Captain Solo]

What's missing on HK's 7th floor speakeasy is a central focus for activities, an English main square or Spanish central plaza, where people can congregate, have fun, see and be seen, and to participate in social activities.

HK's main floor had Pista Norte where people hang out to watch strip shows, interact with hot girls streaming by. The present 7th floor speak easy is divided into many small rooms, isolate people, makes them lonely and devoid of sexy funs. It's the most fun to share the fun withy a couple wingmen. Try to hook up with a few local bros, or make friends with guys and girls in the club.

[KC Questor]

I was there last night. They have spread it out a bit. They've basically opened almost all of the 7th floor now. (This was my first time in the other areas of the floor.) It's not much different that the normal area. One of the rooms has a stage and there was a lesbian cream show when I walked in. It's still crowded and those that avoid the 7th floor due to COVID concerns will not be pacified by these changes.

Even if I weren't worried about COVID, I wouldn't like the 7th floor setup. It's too. Isolating might be the word. Each room is pretty much it's own little club, and if you get a seat in a room you only see what's going on there. It feels pretty segmented. I'm sure I'd like it if I came with a group of friends and we could all hang in a room with a bunch of hotties.

What might be cool is if each area had a theme. Skinny girls down that way, big fake tits over there, ass fanatics head down this hall, etc.

[ScatManDoo]

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[Dcrist0527]

Yep, the 7th floor does not sound fun and just too risky. I will be on the first plan when HK opens back up.

I was there last night. They have spread it out a bit. They've basically opened almost all of the 7th floor now. (This was my first time in the other areas of the floor.) It's not much different that the normal area. One of the rooms has a stage and there was a lesbian cream show when I walked in. It's still crowded and those that avoid the 7th floor due to COVID concerns will not be pacified by these changes.

[DramaFree11]

I have been in HK's 7th floor speakeasy may be over 30 times in the last 6 to 7 months, making out, deep kissing, groping, screwing a few hot girls. Had a lot of fun with wingmen, lucky I have not gotten the virus. A friend got the virus and pissed off the whole family, got banished into quarantine at undisclosed location. 4 weeks later he got over all symptoms, test negative for virus, confirmed antibodies, they would still not allow him to go back home. They think he was out eating a few pussies and got infected there.

The 7th floor is probably one of the riskiest place to pick up airborne virus. Best case is to stay alive another day to monger. Worst case would be to catch virus, cut short the fun mongering, die and buried lonely from the warm, fragrant and supple bodies of pretty girls, with a huge tombstone:

"Despicable husband and father, died of Covid-19 picked up with his face buried in the rotten crotches of old, ugly hoes."

Yep, the 7th floor does not sound fun and just too risky. I will be on the first plan when HK opens back up.