Hong Kong Club Reports

[HorseTrader]

When I read the stories about soap show ladies bringing up a man to join them, is there any sex play on that stage and if there is, do they use condoms? Sorry if this sounds like a dumb question but this has been on my mind for a while and I had to ask.

I've seen it started a few times, but the man often backs down after a short time. Perhaps he realizes he can't get hard. Watched one man have standing doggie style sex right on the stage while the girl looked totally bored. He definately got hard and stayed inside of her for a couple of minutes. Couldn't tell if there was a condom. Doubt that he finished because he went from screwing to back inside his pants and drinking his beer in about 5 seconds. After that, he acted just like every other monger in the bar. She went back to sliding around the shaving cream like it never happened.

No nasty tricks were played on that guy.

[Jackie888]

When I read the stories about soap show ladies bringing up a man to join them, is there any sex play on that stage and if there is, do they use condoms? Sorry if this sounds like a dumb question but this has been on my mind for a while and I had to ask.

Yes there is an attempt at sex play. But because of stage fright, I have never seen a guy be able to perform. One was close, and the girls were tossed multiple condoms. But he lost it when he saw the giant strap on dildo tossed to the girls as well. What a puss. LOL. If you get pick to be the lucky bachelor, I suggest you cover your face with whip cream ASAP, because when you're unable to perform in front of hundreds of people jeering at you, and your video / photos go viril, there is at least a plausibility of lgitimate denial.

[Rohan Cid]

When I read the stories about soap show ladies bringing up a man to join them, is there any sex play on that stage and if there is, do they use condoms? Sorry if this sounds like a dumb question but this has been on my mind for a while and I had to ask.

[Uncle Al]

Went Thursday firs kinda day of memorial day weekend, the exchange rate was great so I'm getting around 1500 pesos for my hundred at the bored so mongering is real cheap this trip.

They had the buy one beer set up that they usually only have on weekends, it was kinda slow last night there, still under renovations, the soap bar is on the second floor now and up and running and the 3rd floor was open but still a lot of work to be done but much more room now.

Had a few beers had then hit SW for 200 pesos, so like 13 us dollars.

The best rate I've ever got at HK is 600 pesos and the most I've paid is 800, they tried for 100 but I've always said way to much.

P.S. I've have a bunch of free hotel and beverage cards for hk so I'm drinking for except for my tipping.

[MaskedTurbator]

I haven't been to HK on a Fri/Sat night since the second floor section on the south end opened with all the new tables. Is it still difficult to get a table on a weekend?

Depends. With the opening of the two new wings upstairs on the renovated third floor, it is entirely possible to get a table on a busy weekend night. If all you want is a table to take your chosen chica for some fichas, fondling, and fingering, you shouldn't have an issue. An added plus is the relative obscurity from peeping toms trying to get a free show.

A table with a view of the stages, though? Probably much harder. Every time I've been there on a Friday / Saturday, those overlooking the first floor stage have always been packed from 9 pm-1 am, minimum. If you want a table in that area, you'd probably need to either wait until after the rush, or make some friends with the meseros, like I have.

The meseros prefer handjobs. Or so I've heard.

MT

[ClamSlammer]

I haven't been to HK on a Fri/Sat night since the second floor section on the south end opened with all the new tables. Is it still difficult to get a table on a weekend?

[Striker2]

Will defiantly take your advice and convert some of my dollars into pesos. A great example of this gringo tax can be found on the Tijuana musas escort page they clearly list two prices both in pesos and dollars. I assumed maybe they were just behind on the conversion but they have two separate lines for Spanish and English customers to book and I confirmed the different pricing. Oh well it is what it is.

I seem to lose my mind when I get someone sitting on my lap, better negotiate up front while you still have a chance.

Thanks

There is definitely a 'Gringo Tax' and that price differential between american tourists and perceived locals seems about right. You were told the truth.

Before you devote a lot of time to learning conversational Spanish, I suggest you do one thing different on your next trip to LZ.

Exchange a couple hundred dollars into pesos at a cambio and negotiate strictly in pesos.

In the prior post you questioned whether that a chica that went up with you for $60 on a Sunday could have been bought for less. The answer is yes. When she asked for $60, you could have offered her 600 pesos and her answer probably would have been si (to the equivalent of $41).

[HorseTrader]

Now a couple of questions, I had the opportunity to talk to a few locals who were amused by the whole thing but they mentioned that the girls charge 50 for locals to go upstairs and 80 for gringos? Is that true is there a different rate.

Several months ago I had an extensive conversation with one of my old HK favorites. It's true that the girls charge more or less depending on how they like you, how much money they need right then, and how much money they think they can get from you. It would seem to follow that locals and gringos are likely to get different prices. But there is no formal price structure.

Another one of my old favorites told me that she only goes arriba with gringos. She probably told the opposite to her local friends.

[Jackie888]

Third weekend in a row to Tijuana and the plan was to stick with SG. I arrived last Sunday the 10th and if anyone was there they probably witnessed this show. I arrived around 4 with the intention of grabbing a water and going out back to walk the alley for a while. Instead a girl caught my eye when I walked in. She was wearing almost like a school teacher outfit white top black skirt and thick glasses. Again I did not get her name I will get better at remembering them I'm sure. She sat down she spoke very good English said she had been off for a month and this was her first day back. She said she has regulars that take care of her including a German guy who takes care of her monthly expenses. I buy her a drink and that's where it went downhill. One drink turned into two then she asks me to buy her a whisky. Sure why not well 24 dollars is a good reason not to buy her a whisky but she got two tickets out of it. Then she wanted another she said we could go to the Miami room and have fun she would dance for me. Bottom line this girl got blasted, I mean falling down drunk not able to even stand up without help. And I mean not just drunk but really drunk one of the waiters suggested I take her outside. She got her robe went outside I though she was going to have a smoke or something next thing she goes walking off down the street I get her back she then walks into the bar next to HK saying we can drink free there, not so much get her out of there then she is like lets go to a room. Could it get worse yes, get her upstairs where she proceeds to fall down in the bathroom then takes a brief NAP until they knock on the door. Now what with the help of two of the guys we get her on her feet downstairs and back to the bar. Get me out of here please is all I'm thinking then she decides she wants to dance after throwing her shoes at the table knocking stuff everywhere she comes off the stage and into the arms of another monger. I'm free I ran out of there not looking back.

Now a couple of questions, I had the opportunity to talk to a few locals who were amused by the whole thing but they mentioned that the girls charge 50 for locals to go upstairs and 80 for gringos? Is that true is there a different rate.

Should of stuck with my plan of SG which will be next week. I have some questions in that regards that I will ask in that thread.

Pretty funny experience. Great report. Girls charge gringos $80 because most of us aren't used to negotiations which is how prices are settled on in Mexico. I generally start with offering 500 pesos, then I increase in increments of 100 pesos up to a maximum of 800 pesos. Any higher and I walk because I now know that the girl is too mercenary for me.

Yeah, in the real world, a horny drunk chick is a great fun. It really stinks in Tijuana and based on my own experience, Tijuana horney drunk chica = she is going to take a nap. When she told you she has a German stream of income, you should have cut her loose. Have fun, be safe and easy on the fricha drinks. It will empty your wallet faster than great sex can.

[ScatManDoo]

Now a couple of questions, I had the opportunity to talk to a few locals who were amused by the whole thing but they mentioned that the girls charge 50 for locals to go upstairs and 80 for gringos? Is that true is there a different rate.

There is definitely a 'Gringo Tax' and that price differential between american tourists and perceived locals seems about right. You were told the truth.

Before you devote a lot of time to learning conversational Spanish, I suggest you do one thing different on your next trip to LZ.

Exchange a couple hundred dollars into pesos at a cambio and negotiate strictly in pesos.

In the prior post you questioned whether that a chica that went up with you for $60 on a Sunday could have been bought for less. The answer is yes. When she asked for $60, you could have offered her 600 pesos and her answer probably would have been si (to the equivalent of $41).

[Striker2]

Third weekend in a row to Tijuana and the plan was to stick with SG. I arrived last Sunday the 10th and if anyone was there they probably witnessed this show. I arrived around 4 with the intention of grabbing a water and going out back to walk the alley for a while. Instead a girl caught my eye when I walked in. She was wearing almost like a school teacher outfit white top black skirt and thick glasses. Again I did not get her name I will get better at remembering them I'm sure. She sat down she spoke very good English said she had been off for a month and this was her first day back. She said she has regulars that take care of her including a German guy who takes care of her monthly expenses. I buy her a drink and that's where it went downhill. One drink turned into two then she asks me to buy her a whisky. Sure why not well 24 dollars is a good reason not to buy her a whisky but she got two tickets out of it. Then she wanted another she said we could go to the Miami room and have fun she would dance for me. Bottom line this girl got blasted, I mean falling down drunk not able to even stand up without help. And I mean not just drunk but really drunk one of the waiters suggested I take her outside. She got her robe went outside I though she was going to have a smoke or something next thing she goes walking off down the street I get her back she then walks into the bar next to HK saying we can drink free there, not so much get her out of there then she is like lets go to a room. Could it get worse yes, get her upstairs where she proceeds to fall down in the bathroom then takes a brief NAP until they knock on the door. Now what with the help of two of the guys we get her on her feet downstairs and back to the bar. Get me out of here please is all I'm thinking then she decides she wants to dance after throwing her shoes at the table knocking stuff everywhere she comes off the stage and into the arms of another monger. I'm free I ran out of there not looking back.

Now a couple of questions, I had the opportunity to talk to a few locals who were amused by the whole thing but they mentioned that the girls charge 50 for locals to go upstairs and 80 for gringos? Is that true is there a different rate.

Should of stuck with my plan of SG which will be next week. I have some questions in that regards that I will ask in that thread.

[Striker2]

After having fun with two escorts, I decided to visit HK and AD. Since this was my first time I followed the advice in the forum once again. Parked, walked across to the Taxis 5 dollars to HK and boom I was there Sunday Afternoon around 3 pm. After a quick pat down I walked in to candy land. After viewing pictures I knew the general layout so I walked around for a while getting the general feel and found myself a table. After reading the posts I was expecting to be pounced on my waiters asking me if I wanted a drink girls etc, not sure if it was because it was Sunday or what but not single person approached me. In fact I had to go up to the Bar to get a water since I don't drink. 4 dollars for a 4 ounce water or whatever it was. I could see where this could get expensive, any advice on what to order if you don't drink.

Girls that were dancing were very hot yet most if the girls seemed to be just standing around or sitting with each other rather than mingling again maybe it was because it was Sunday. Anyway after a really funny stage show with a guy dressed as a girl and singing the girls started dancing again. I spotted a really cute girl she was hot almost looked Asian dirty blond hair. I tipped her on stage and she joined me at my table. She spoke some English Not sure what her name was but I think it started with an A. She was very proud of the fact she had no kids and her breasts were real which according to her is special at HK. I bought her a drink to gage her response as was recommended. She responded by doing everything but pulling junior out and giving me a hand job right there.

She asked if I wanted to go upstairs, and I'm not sure who put this in a previous post but thank you I used it almost word for word and It worked. I told her she had to be the prettiest girl in the bar and had to be really expensive. She laughed and said no she its only 80 dollars. I was willing to pay that but I said no thanks, and she said for me because I was special (right) only 60 dollars. I thought that was a deal and off we went. After getting her stylish black robe we went to the hotel. Wow BBBJ which I was not expecting and a wild ride cowgirl but it all seemed very rushed not like the GFE I had with the agency girls. Still a very good time.

Next after returning to the Bar I decided to go check out AD. Walked out the back door and down to AD. The place has been described as dark, yep and what a difference. Going from high energy at HK to is everyone alive in here. No one dancing not only were the girls just standing around but so was everyone else. Sat down got a full 12 ounce water here nice, and next thing I have a thick blond standing in front of me. Apparently not shy she stuck her hand in my pants said something about him being asleep but she fix that. And she did I bought her a drink while she brought him back to life. We went upstairs after we agreed on 60 dollars I think I could have negotiated a better deal since it was so slow but just went with it. OMG this girl was fun I did not understand what she was saying other than cunnilingus over and over again apparently she wanted to be kissed licked sucked everywhere too funny. Fun had by all but I was done after that and returned across the border to return the following weekend for phase 3 street girls.

[BertBeserk]

I have had most awesome times in Tijuana on a Sunday afternoon, it's my preferred time to visit, and make sure I am out of there before the sun goes down.

I was there last Sunday afternoon and it was great. Met Alex on bar stool by front door. Real nice girl. Anyone have any info on her?

[Captain Solo]

Unlike her half-sister Hachia who hangs out at HK everyday, Sol disappeared for a few months and just came back to HK. I ran into her Friday night.

She came back with a new shorter hair cut, wearing a smaller pink bikini, looking much younger and prettier, like a high school girl. She's a spinner, about 5'4, 100 Lbs with smooth, unblemished light skin, pretty face, be cups, flat ab and long sexy legs. She looks much prettier and younger compared to Zwannee who used to work Adelita. Her body has that smooth, creamy, youthful looks, compared to Tiffany's or Zwannee's which look more high-mileage.

She came back a completely new girl, looking much younger and sexier, even better than the much younger Sasha, despite what I heard that she popped 3 kids. Her boobs and the rest of her body is kind of soft, but she sure looks like a high-class, well cared for young girl.

She does not speak English, but guys like HotTub should look her up to wean himself off the tits of Zwannee.

[Simon Wagstaff]

I don't like HK on Saturday evenings because it is too crowded, especially with sausages. Bigger selection on Saturday, but still plenty of good options on Sunday afternoon and evening. The ficha drinks seem to last longer on Sunday than Saturday.

If I were given a choice of going on Saturday night or Sunday night, I would pick Sunday without question.

I have had most awesome times in Tijuana on a Sunday afternoon, it's my preferred time to visit, and make sure I am out of there before the sun goes down.