Hong Kong Club Reports

[HungryStud101]

Very well written, informative and concise! Looking fwd to be there in 2 weeks. My favorita back from Sonora, though I know onegenitis is a terrible disease but for a GFE!

Thanks for the comments Batuk. I hope this helps. It was my first visit and I had a great time and I can't wait to return.

It is too late to amend but I should have included the following:

4A. (I forgot to mention) The doorman told me you can take a girl out of the bar but you have to pay the bar 210$. Of course you have to work out a rate with the bar. I asked what the girl may charge. The doorman said that that is up to the girl. I got the feeling that all things are negotiable.

Zoe at Artemis spoke great English and Erika in Hing Kong spoke very well too. If the girls spoke poor English I tried to use my Portuguese. When I did this I got a funny reaction. They generally understood but thought I was Italian. I really liked Tania from Cancun. Her English was poor and I had a heck of a time convincing her I was an American. I just wish I could have negotiated a BBBJ with her and I would have spent the rest of the evening with her.

Funny, upon returning from my sub-par session with Fabiana (also from Cancun) I walked downstairs with Fabiana wearing a red robe past Tania with another guy also wearing a red robe and walking upstairs. My heart sank. I liked her style.

None of the girls had Visas. I was surprised by this. I guess this means that you can't take a girl back to San Diego for an all-nighter and breakfast. However, the border seemed porous compared to our northern boarder. I was very surprised by this. I have been detained and searched going into Canada and returning from Canada several times. Not even a question from the US side. I don't get it?

Lastly, I felt very safe in Mexico. I left my gold at the hotel in my room and extra CC's and I. D. S and I had bribe money in my front pocket but I think if you know where you are going and stick to the plan there is little to fear.

Go have fun and play with the senoritas. The senoritas nao quero when you have nao dineiro so bring plenty of cash and have fun. Just hide the big bills. In this case "nao quero" means they don't want.

[Batuk]

Hello All. I am a veteran hobbyest but this was my first time visiting Tijuana for the hobby. In short, it is a poor man's FKK and I would go back. I would prefer longer more GFE sessions but I had a ball! I went to Adelitas and Hong Kong but I sessioned twice with girls from Hong Kong so I will post this in the HK forum.

All-in-all it was a great trip. Next time, I would do one session next time and hold off as long as I could for that session to start. I took about 50, 1 dollar bills and about 6, 20$ bills. I also had two 100$ bills stashed. I purposely left one in my room safe. I had a total of 375$ on me. As I finish this report I realize that I now have 23$ left in my wallet. Therefore I spent 350$ cash. On my credit card I spent another 40$ on dinner and another 45$ on CC for cab and Trolley fair in SD to get back and forth to the boarder. So my grand total for the night was 435$. Not bad for the fun I had.

Very well written, informative and concise! Looking fwd to be there in 2 weeks. My favorita back from Sonora, though I know onegenitis is a terrible disease but for a GFE!

[HungryStud101]

Hello All. I am a veteran hobbyest but this was my first time visiting Tijuana for the hobby. In short, it is a poor man's FKK and I would go back. I would prefer longer more GFE sessions but I had a ball! I went to Adelitas and Hong Kong but I sessioned twice with girls from Hong Kong so I will post this in the HK forum.

I learned the following:

1. The girls I spoke with were 22. 27 years old. I saw many beautiful girls that would do very well in in other hobby locals such as Montreal or the FKKs or Termas of Rio.

2. Buying a drinks for a girl is 8$. If you are going to sit with them you will have to buy drinks at some point. I had a girl sit with me for two hours and I felt her up all over the place. I bought this particular girl 4 drinks and tipped her 1$. Every girl I bought a drink was handed a slip with a stamp on it so they got some kick back from the bar. To me this was a very cheap way to sit and make-out and grope women.

3. Sessions are 30 minutes and they cost 60$.80$ per 1/2 hour session depending on the girl. One offered as low as 45$ for a BBBJ.

4. Rooms located above the bars are 17-18$. Everything tends to be covered so you have to negotiate with the girls for example, my first session I gave a real good looking girl 100$ for a BBBJ and a little DFK / LFK.

5. Service seemed to be more mechanical than in Montreal and typically it was not what I consider GFE. However, YMMV.

6. Cerveja's for you are 3$

7. In contrast to the FKKs, the girls do not just sit around. They dance nude and semi-nude like your at a normal strip club. You can give any of them 1$ to grope them. Unlike BA Argentina, you can walk up to any girl dancing and have sex with her for 60-80$ per 1/2 hour after they are done with their spot.

8. The area of the bars is Zona Norte which is a seedy part of Tijuana. However, I felt pretty safe during the day time and at night. I had dinner at an Argentinian steak house named Cheripan that a non-working Mexican girl suggested. She gave me a drive to the restaurant and I had the best steak with portabella mushroom I have had since my visit to BA Argentina. It was the Gastronomical area and it looked nice and I felt very safe there.

9. Take the San Diego trolly over to the border (Take the Blue line). It costs 12$ for a 24 hour unlimited pass. Take a cab from the border to Hong Kong for 5$.

10. Bring a shit load of singles (I brought 48, 1$ bills) and grease the palms. Everybody needs a tip. You will tip the waiters, the doorman when you take a girl out of the bar and to the room, the boy cleaning the room after your done, the girls that you are groping as you walk through the bar, the man working the men's restroom, and the boy cleaning the rooms where you session, etc.

So here is my story:

I was in San Diego (the meaning of the name San Diego was lost many years ago. I think it mean's whale's vagina.) I was there for business and I thought I would spend a day over in Tijuana chasing split-tail. I took a friends advice and dressed as non-gringo as I could wearing sun glasses and I grabbed a cab downtown to the trolley. I'm sure I fooled all of them. I bought a a trolly ticket for the blue line to the border with Mexico for some low price like 12$ for a 24-hour for an unlimited pass. I quickly noticed a beautiful Latin with heavy eye lids boarding the trolly too. She sat across form me. Her name is XXXX and she looks like the escort Melya from GoodGirls in Montreal (could be her twin). I tried to bite my tongue and mind my own business but she was too beautiful. I started a conversation with her. Her English was not too good and she told me she was a university student in Tijuana and working a free internship in San Diego. As she spoke I gazed at her bra through my sunglasses with bad intent. Like I was looking at a prime cut of beef. For some reason she commutes across the boarder by car and parks about 1/2 way between Tijuana and SD and boards the trolley for downtown SD. She offered to drive me into Mexico. She was hot and 26 years old and so I went with her. We didn't even have to stop at the boarder. She took me to the Gastronomical center and dropped me off at an Argentina Steak house called Cheripan's at about 5PM. She gave me her contact info and explained that she was separated from her Husband. She said he didn't approve of her going to school. She had to go to another job but offered to meet me at 9PM. I thought I would eat, grab a cab over to Hong Kong and Adelitas and check the places out and then have my first session with a SP and then go meet my Mexican girl for a possible 2nd session. This was not meant to be because I soon discovered that I couldn't get her phone numbers to work while I was in Mexico. I will contact her later.

Anyway, The restaurant called me a cab which I took to Hong Kong. I arrived at HK at about 6:15PM. My first grope was with a 27 year old Tijuana native named Erica. She looked Filipino to me. Next, one of the waiters I tipped provided a tour of the bar. I admitted that I was a newbie but I told him "this is not my first rodeo." He laughed and showed me around. Lap dances in a lap dance room are 21$ for 5 minutes. Note* Lap Dances are a waste of time. Buy a girl a drink and find a girl that is clingy and you will have lap dances that last the evening. The waiter showed me the private champagne rooms for 48$ per hour. He told me but you can fuck and look out the smoke glass windows over the bar. He told me that upstairs, the room rates are about 17$ or 18$ depending which side the girls exit the building (different hotels I guess. I ended up using one of each.) I asked why the fuck would I give 48$ for that room when I can go upstairs for 17$?

I told Erica that I am going to check out Adelita's before I session. I exited Hong Kong and I entered Adelites like Jimmy (Robert De Niro) from Good Fellows tipping everyone in sight and groping SP's as I circled the bar counter clockwise. In Adelitas I thought "man they keep it dark in here" but I forgot to take my sun glasses off. I quickly found a 25 year old teacher from Chihuahua named Zoe that had just lost her job. I sat with her and bought her the first drink. I gave a 1$ to her friend sitting across from us and told her she came in second. Zoe was very beautiful with long blond hair with dark streaks. She finally told me 80$ and everything covered and no kissing with an open mouth. This is fairly standard. However, the girls are not as bad as the Red Light District in Belgium that my friend Smuler sent me too. You can negotiate for better service with some of them. So I thanked Zoe and left and I went back to find Erica tipping and groping as I exited the bar. I even ran into a girl that looked just like the senorita that drove me over. I stopped and looked her in the eye. It is a very common look in the part of the world. It was not her so I tipped, groped, and left for Hong Kong club.

The street outside the bar was lined with hookers. It was a beautiful site. Hookers everywhere. It was the most hookers I have seen since Vila Mimosa in Rio. I went back to Hong Kong and I couldn't find Erica. I found instead a really beautiful 5'7" Latina named Cameron with sexy natural B-cups, a slim frame, perfect skin, and a super cute face. She was right up there with some of the best escorts I have seen anywhere I thought. About a 8-9. She really could of fit in in the FKK or Montreal. I sat with her and bought drink #2. She told me 80$ and all things covered. I said how about 100$ and a BBBJ to CIM and DFK? She said no CIM but I would get a BBBJ and DFK so we went to the room. I tipped the doorman 5$ and he gave her a red robe (like L'uomo in Rio) and the girl walked out on the street with me for about 8 steps until we turned into the stairwell or the hotel. We went to the top and the man told me 18$. I said "I thought it was 13$?" He told me 3-years ago it was. I was surprised how clean the rooms were and they give you and the girl two towels and condoms lube and soap and shampoo.

Session #1- Cameron.

We showered the kissing was fairly sensual LFK (not bad though and I did get some tongue). I had a nice BBBJ and she fucked me RCG, CG and I came doggie. The time flew by with showering in the room. The FKK's are better because you shower outside the room off the clock. I came quite easily for the first pop of the night. There was no cuddling like the FKK or Montreal but I was pretty sweaty anyway. After the sex was over we both showered again. There was a knock on the door (seemed like only 20 minutes). We started to walk back to the bar and the boy cleaning the room chased me down for 1$ tip. Not bad for picking up condoms I thought and I obliged. As soon as we got back in Hong Kong, Cameron ditched me and I didn't see her for several hours. I forgot to take her picture. She was a looker.

I went back in HK and I bought drink #3 for a tall bigger boned blond I groped and we kissed. I refused to go to the room. I needed recovery time. I found Erica and I told her I was looking for her. I sat wither her and bought her a drink. She said that she would give me a BBBJCIM for 45$ She said she hates sucking a condom and tried to walk me off to the room. I told her I needed recovery time and she left me. This was a mistake. That was the deal of the night from a very attractive girl and I blew it. Mistake #1.

At HK you don't sit alone for long. A waiter brought me another girl and dropped her in my lap (I saw them doing this all night). Her name was Tania a 27 year old morena with a body like a brick shit house from dancing. She was from Cancun. Like all the other girls I met that night. Both pro and non. She had a baby already. We sat and I massaged her clit under her g-string at the table and groped her for an hour and bought her two drinks. Well worth it. She even left to do a dance set and came back and I bought a few more. We talked about having a session Tania's session was 80$ and she refused to do a BBBJ for any price. I told her I am sorry but I need a BBBJ and we parted ways after a good 2:30 minutes of groping. I kind of wished I would of sessioned with her. She was pretty and very nice and content to sit with me all night.

Session 2 Fabiana.

It was now 9:30 and there were 50-60 girls hanging everywhere. There are no shortages of girls in Hong Kong or Adelitas. I liked a dark 23 yo form Cancun named Fabiana with Banana tits. She was not as pretty as Tania but her tits were the best in the club. She had a little darker skin and looked a little more like a native American than some of the others. But she reminded me of a young woman I met in Palm Springs while she was on her honeymoon a year before. That's it, I decided I would fuck Fabiana. I negotiated with her and and she said 60$ and she would do BBBJ and DFK. We went out the back door to another hotel (not as good as the one on the other side but still OK). I got a room for 17$. However, Fabiana did not provide a BBBJ like she said and she would. There was not to be any DFK. Her BJ was terrible and she was hurting my cock with her tongue stud. I had to stop her but she kept on going. I should have stopped her to double up on the condom. We fucked and she yelled "Fuck me daddy." This was fun. I twisted her titty a little too hard and it was her turn to grimace. I couldn't cum so she jacked me off and her arm got tired. I had to take over. I should have stopped at one session but I am a binge hobbyist. If I knew Fabiana was not going to give me what I wanted I would have sessioned with Tania anyway. Mistake #2 of the night.

Before I left the club I tried to get some girls to take pics with me but no dice. There was a lesbian show on stage an the girls were squirting fluorescent cremes and shaving cream all over the place and collecting wet money. I love this place! I had had enough so I took a 5$ cab to the boarder. It was now midnight and I waited for 20 minutes to get through security. Unlike crossing between the USA and Canada there was no hassle. I couldn't believe the lack of questioning. I get girlled every time I drive to Montreal to hobby. I waited another 30 minutes for the Trolly. On the way back to SD I got off at the wrong stop. I got off at the bus station (I thought they said train station but it was the bus station). It was 1 AM and I was in the middle of an empty SD right between the baseball stadium and the bus station. I went over to a 7-Eleven and I was a little scared for the 1st time that night. I eventually found a cab back over at the bus stain and I got home for a 22$ cab ride.

Total damage for the night. 435$

All-in-all it was a great trip. Next time, I would do one session next time and hold off as long as I could for that session to start. I took about 50, 1 dollar bills and about 6, 20$ bills. I also had two 100$ bills stashed. I purposely left one in my room safe. I had a total of 375$ on me. As I finish this report I realize that I now have 23$ left in my wallet. Therefore I spent 350$ cash. On my credit card I spent another 40$ on dinner and another 45$ on CC for cab and Trolley fair in SD to get back and forth to the boarder. So my grand total for the night was 435$. Not bad for the fun I had.

[LukeSkywalker]

I have been unemployed for the past 10 years.

I figure Dcell should give me at least 10 girls and 20 tacos for me to recover.

Or find me a job that pay enough so I can take 10 trips to Tijuana next month.

Hehe.

You can take me and pay for everything and buy me tacos too. Bahahaha.

[Keg]

Yes, Happy 500th post Guitarrefreak!

[Leo Ryder]

What I do in situations like this is to not even try to find someone to back you up, tell them very firmly, and very clearly, that you know what you did, that there are hundreds of cameras all over the place, and that it can easily be verified.

Say this with a smile, and don't lose your cool in a place like this, those fuckers get off seeing others in misery (because face it, when we are having fun, they are not)

There is no guarantee that this gets your money back (actually best is to hope that it never happens again) , but at least you get a bit of satisfaction knowing that you tried

Thanks bro. Great advice! Congratulations on your 500th post. Way to go!

[NCal2014]

I was finally able to convince one of my long time friends to make a run to Tijuana with me. We arrived at HK at 9:00, right at the start of the lez show. We've been to plenty of strip clubs back in the day, but to see his expression as we walked in to see 2 girls doing 69 was priceless! He seemed somewhat nervous to play with the chicas during the show. I told him you got to grab something when you tip because if you're just going to watch, you should of stayed home and watched porn. He was pretty amazed at the things we could do there. Everytime a cute chica walked by, he'd ask is it ok to touch her. I kept telling him it was fine as long as you tip them, but I guess breaking the habit of the CA clubs are hard to break. It was a typical Monday, pretty slow overall. I've noticed HK is bringing new girls in left and right. Only recognized a couple of regulars, but it's nice to see and feel new chicas.

As we are drinking, a chica walks over to my friend and decides he wants to take her upstairs, I said good, I'll spot you. She asked for $80 and wouldn't budge and damn, she didn't even look that good to me, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Told him to pass on that girl and pick another. Came back and pointed her out to me. I walk over and start chit chating with her and she also asks for $80. I guess this is the new norm, but I refuse to pay $80 when a few doors down you can get one for $60. Said sorry, we'll hit up Adelitas after we get some tacos.

We decide to take a lap around the alley before we get tacos and the picks were slim. The cuties in the alley on the right side of the HK exit were all MIA. But luckily he finds a chica he likes in front of Cascadas. Great, that saves me some cash! He takes her upstairs and I start to smoke a cigarette. Just a little after I finish my cigarette, he comes down. I'm thinking to myself, I'm glad I didn't give him a $80 chick for a 5 min. Session! Decided to skip Adelitas and just get some tacos and beeria. I paid for all expenses for my buddy because he's been unemployed for a while now and I figured this would brighten things up. I think it's not going to be too hard convincing him to go again with me!

You can take me and pay for everything and buy me tacos too. Bahahaha.

[Guitarrefreak]

It is not the scam, it is the hustles. I was scammed big time by the policia, but it did not prevent me from going to Tijuana. I still go to HK once in a while, but this place is always on the bottom of my list.

What I do in situations like this is to not even try to find someone to back you up, tell them very firmly, and very clearly, that you know what you did, that there are hundreds of cameras all over the place, and that it can easily be verified.

Say this with a smile, and don't lose your cool in a place like this, those fuckers get off seeing others in misery (because face it, when we are having fun, they are not)

There is no guarantee that this gets your money back (actually best is to hope that it never happens again) , but at least you get a bit of satisfaction knowing that you tried

[Leo Ryder]

So you let one scam in HK to keep you away forever? There are scams in every bar in the Zona. I recently got scammed by a mesera that I knew for over two years in BG. But in her case, she lost big time.

Mistake: Giving a mesero a hundred dollar bill in a third world country.

Fact: You have money and they don't; scams are everywhere.

It is not the scam, it is the hustles. I was scammed big time by the policia, but it did not prevent me from going to Tijuana. I still go to HK once in a while, but this place is always on the bottom of my list.

[TomJackin]

Then I got scammed by this sneaky young mesero who took my hundred dollar bill and returned with the change for a $20. 00. I called the manager over, but the girl I was with told the manager I did give the mesero $20. 00. By that time I realized that it was a joint conspiracy of the two. Well I was a rookie at that time, but that experience disgusted me. So I left HK and started exploring other places.

So you let one scam in HK to keep you away forever? There are scams in every bar in the Zona. I recently got scammed by a mesera that I knew for over two years in BG. But in her case, she lost big time.

Mistake: Giving a mesero a hundred dollar bill in a third world country.

Fact: You have money and they don't; scams are everywhere.

[Leo Ryder]

I guess I don't really understand your post.

You say HK is not your cup of tea, but yet you want to know what's going on in the place. Personally, I do not mind the pat downs; especially for security reasons.

HK is what it is, they have some of the finest women in Mexico working there. And two live dancing stages with some pretty good dancers to boot. It is the best place for eye candy, IMHO. Plus, I get to touch these beautiful women for a lousy buck!

Some love the place, like me, and others hate the place; it's all good.

Hi, Tom, thanks for responding. Years ago, I used to hang out mostly in Chicago, then Hong Kong and then Adelitas. Later I made Tropical my homestead. I guess we all loved Chicago when it was alive. Now it's dead. My HK experience was good at first. I sometimes stayed there for the whole night till day light. Then I got scammed by this sneaky young mesero who took my hundred dollar bill and returned with the change for a $20. 00. I called the manager over, but the girl I was with told the manager I did give the mesero $20. 00. By that time I realized that it was a joint conspiracy of the two. Well I was a rookie at that time, but that experience disgusted me. So I left HK and started exploring other places.

I do go to HK once in a while but I do not like the sausage fest and the hustles there. So I normally leave in a hurry. I'd like to get updated info about HK because it is always an option when nothing else works out. That's about it.

[Keg]

Don't forget about the posts,"I fucked this HK chica and shoot my load 10 times within 30 minutes and she came 5 times and now she loves only me!"

. And it was Free!

[TomJackin]

About your question concerning the posted reports lacking here, I have fallen short on that myself, so apologies. I think I'm more willing to answer someone's questions if they're new, rather than get on and say I fucked this chica and she said she loved me, LOL.

Don't forget about the posts,"I fucked this HK chica and shoot my load 10 times within 30 minutes and she came 5 times and now she loves only me!"

[SBeach25]

Do you know where else I get a pat down and beer is $5 charge? At the frickin' airport, LOL. And I don't even get a blow job!

I know it seems to you that the HK pat down is inconvenient, but I certainly don't mind, given some incidents in the past.

Keg

HK does not do pat downs or charge $5 at the door on week days during the daytime from Sun to Wed I can't remember if they do at night its been a while. Thurs to Sat you can walk in without the pat down before 5pm or the $5 beer charge as well. Unless this has changed from a couple of weeks ago. Guess I will have to find out when I return in a few months from Medellin. Guys, it totally blows Tijuana out the water. No hassles from the house or waiters and TLN is like $125 but that is on another discussion board. Have fun and keep on fucking those hot girls in TJ.

[Keg]

Hi, folks, it seems to me that no one has posted anything about HK lately. What is going on there? Personally, HK is not my cup of tea simply because it is too commercialized and the staff is quite arrogant with all that stupid pat downs and cover charges. Well I really can't blame them for being snobs because all you hear from the taxi drivers is "going to Hong Kong?". And even the CBP asked me when I came back: "Did you go to Hong Kong?" I said: "I am a gay". He laughed pretty hard and waved me through.

Do you know where else I get a pat down and beer is $5 charge? At the frickin' airport, LOL. And I don't even get a blow job!

I know it seems to you that the HK pat down is inconvenient, but I certainly don't mind, given some incidents in the past.

There is not one place that is perfect, there are a lot of thngs about the HK experience that I like, and some things I don't, but that can be said about other bars too. Spread yourself around to other bars, or go at a different time of day to HK, you may see things differently. Of course there is no argument about the commercialization you mentioned, I personally do not like having a mesero try to bring chips or cheese plate without asking, but it's pretty simple to just say NO, you aren't being forced to buy it, just waive it off.

About your question concerning the posted reports lacking here, I have fallen short on that myself, so apologies. I think I'm more willing to answer someone's questions if they're new, rather than get on and say I fucked this chica and she said she loved me, LOL.

Cheers,

Keg