Hong Kong Club Reports

[Member #4244]

If you are a USA citizen, you can still get back and forth with just your state driver's license or I'd. Yes, the dick cheese at the border will give you shit. Yes, they will threaten you and run your I'd. No, you won't have any *real* problems besides smelling the halitosis breath of some hard-dick asshole with a bad haircut.

I never take my passport. Why risk losing it? It's valuable and cumbersome to replace. Here is a sample conversation:

"Passport please"

"I have my state driver's license, it is current and up to date"

"Why don't you have your passport?"

"Sorry in the past I didn't need it" OR "It's in the process of renewal, sorry."

"You do realize you need it to enter the United States. Pass. Port. You are PASSING through a PORT."

"Yes, officer, I am sorry for the inconvenience but as you can see I am a USA citizens with no outstanding warrants."

"I am going to run this and if ANYTHING pops up, you're not going home tonight."

Blah blah blah blah, then they let me go home and wash the stink of strippers off in my own shower.

[Keg]

Does anyone happen to know when the calendar girl party is going to be for 2014 at Hong Kong? If I can get my passport back in time (it expired and I just sent in an application for a new passport card, hopefully the Department of State will get it processed and sent to me back in time).

I hope you included that reason on your passport renewal paperwork to instill in them a sense of urgency!

You can't miss the party, LOL.

[AmanteDeLatina]

Does anyone happen to know when the calendar girl party is going to be for 2014 at Hong Kong? If I can get my passport back in time (it expired and I just sent in an application for a new passport card, hopefully the Department of State will get it processed and sent to me back in time) I would like to go this year if I can work it out in my work schedule.

[Don Smith 10]

Went back Saturday not as crowded but still hot and crowed. Got my buy one get one free drink. Hung for a while then went to the street for a SW.

On a side note you can still get cabs from the border to hk for 4$ not the 5 $ they ask for just negotiate with them.

All the taxies accept 50 pesos. Also you can get 10 pesos taxi as soon as you cross the bridge and get off at revolucion and second strret.

[Uncle Al]

Much more relaxed in hk than Friday nite but still a body pat down on the way in which they didn't used to do on the weekdays.

They only problem is when its slow in hk is the girls hustle for the 1 $ tips and free drinks which after a while becomes a buzz kill other wise a good nite out.

And a nice american helped my navigate the taco cooking guy on the street to get some good food after a long nite of beers and broods, thanks. My gut says hes a member here so if you read this post thanks for the help.

[Uncle Al]

Went back Saturday not as crowded but still hot and crowed. Got my buy one get one free drink. Hung for a while then went to the street for a SW.

On a side note you can still get cabs from the border to hk for 4$ not the 5 $ they ask for just negotiate with them.

[Uncle Al]

Was there this Friday not too many girls, so I ask the mesero to bring me a young spinner type. He shows up with perla 22yrs nice tight body perky titties. My mistake was taking her up to the privado got her bucket 3 tequilas 3 tiny tecates. Everything starts out ok a lap dance some rubbing against the crotch. Then I start to unzip my pants then she tells me what are you doing we are not having sex in here I only have sex up in the room. Not negotiating down in the bar was my other mistake, so I spent the entire 40 minutes of fondling her little pussy titties and fine ass. Any of you had any encounters with her?

No but I never buy the girl a drink its a rip off, if I'm interested much rather spend the money taking her out and upstairs.

I alaways get upfront what we are doing and how much it will cost, its business one o one.

[Plastermaster]

Was there this Friday not too many girls, so I ask the mesero to bring me a young spinner type. He shows up with perla 22yrs nice tight body perky titties. My mistake was taking her up to the privado got her bucket 3 tequilas 3 tiny tecates. Everything starts out ok a lap dance some rubbing against the crotch. Then I start to unzip my pants then she tells me what are you doing we are not having sex in here I only have sex up in the room. Not negotiating down in the bar was my other mistake, so I spent the entire 40 minutes of fondling her little pussy titties and fine ass. Any of you had any encounters with her?

[Uncle Al]

Went to hk Friday, I know I hate weekends there way to crowed. They raised there 4.50$ one beer to 5.00$ to get in now.

Had a few beers way to hot inside there so left went to to street and picked up SW 200$ pesos, smoking hot much better deal and a lot cooler outside. In town for 5 days.

[Maelstrom]

Yes, I saw you.

A little after I was looking for you but couldn't find you. I enjoyed Mistica's company. She is cool! (add pretty and beautiful body). She Is definitely now on my TO-DO list.

Probably. The next in line.

Do you have any Intel about her?

Met her last night Friday. Around 1pm then she disappeared. One of those should of taken her up when I had the chance.

Other notables (any info would be appreciated how service is) but wanted $80 would not budge:

- there was a sister duo both hot. And their cousin works there too can't remember the name now its was 3-4 letters.

-Xochil (busy all night)

-Kathia / Catheeya? (on my to do list next)

-Maricia / Marcia

-Dakota (face didn't do it for me but that body looks fun)

-Sareena / Serena.

-Nina (busy all night).

[RimmDigger]

Pepes parking keeps getting better and better. They are almost done installing the shades.

It is going to be sweet when it gets completely done.

The problem is the walkway between Pepes and Hong Kong.

[2nd Chance]

I have to say, this is the best example of "what to do". There are rules! Follow them and reduce your chances of a bad experience. Great Job!

No offense intended, but it really wasn't luck of the draw. You made just about every mistake one can make. But we all do. The point is whether or not you learn from them.

1. The hottest girls often have the worst attitudes upstairs.

2. Always negotiate a bit. This is Mexico. If she won't budge, send her packing. Period.

3. The girls need to sell fichas. But if she sits and insists on a bunch, send her packing. Period.

4. Never pay for the chips or cheese, unless you want them. Period.

5. If she demands payment up front, send her packing. Period.

6. The girls should always be willing to talk with you for a while. If she's in a rush to get you upstairs, she'll be in a rush to get you off and get back downstairs. Period.

7. If she changes the deal in the room, put on your pants and send her packing. Period.

8. There is a shit-load of women in the Zona. You needn't be worried about "fucking up mojo." If you have to walk on eggshells around her, send her packing. Period.

9. Grow a pair and don't let everybody walk all over you. You're a customer, not a doormat.

Now go back, do it right and report back here.

[Maila]

If you don't mind me asking, what cologone do you use. My rate is only 1 out of 47 telling me I smell nice.

I use CK One and typically have a small spray bottle with me for refreshing purposes.

[RimmDigger]

Nice report, and sounds like you had fun, you lucky dog! OK, got to ask, I checked the abbreviations tab, and no 'BN'?

As for 'FUTA', hers or YOURS? Ha!

Oohhh yes, I had fun!

About BN, I was thinking on Beso Negro. (Anal rimming, but I like more the term Beso Negro).

FUTA, could be also TUTA (thumb). In this case. It was hers. Hahaha.

Oooh lord. I enjoyed so much giving the BN! I am all into that.

[Baxter Slade]

Eau de Dos Equis

Thats funny. Thats usually how I get busted. After sneaking off to the zona for some cervazas, then I go to see my regular girl and the first thing she says is Mother F'er you smell like Eau de Dos Equis have you been in Zona Norte drinking?