Hong Kong Club Reports

[Member #4244]

Wow, a newbie bragging about paying $100. Congrats.

Chill, dude, he was certainly not "bragging" about paying $100. He had a good time with a hot chick, and you're focusing on the part where he couldn't successfully bargain her down 20 or 30 bucks? Get your priorities in order.

[Keg]

We were hanging out and she was blazing me up and ordering drinks. I didn't care because I liked groping her. She wanted $100 to go arriba and wouldn't come down. Eventually I caved. She was pretty damn good up there though and I pounded like I've never pounded before so I guess it was worth it. She was wobbly going back down the stairs and almost fell, I had to catch her. LOL

Wow, a newbie bragging about paying $100. Congrats.

[LvHobby]

One of the hottest girls I have seen. Tiny petite thing. Probably 5'1" and under 100lbs. Great friggin' ass and not an ounce of fat.

Face is a spitting image of Jennifer Love Hewitt which just killed it for me. Goes by "Sam" or "Samantha"

We were hanging out and she was blazing me up and ordering drinks. I didn't care because I liked groping her. She wanted $100 to go arriba and wouldn't come down. Eventually I caved. She was pretty damn good up there though and I pounded like I've never pounded before so I guess it was worth it. She was wobbly going back down the stairs and almost fell, I had to catch her. LOL

[Maelstrom]

There is a short 5 footer can't be more than 105lbs. Light fair skin with the nicest plumpest ass I've seen on a girl this petite. She caught my eye as she was walking down the stairs. She got on the small bar stage and was immediately bombarded with dollar bills. Sent my friendly Mesero to fetch. No bueno as she nodded no that when asked about arriba's. Definitely a 9.5 in my book (my own highest rating) Goes by Alecia. Just for shits I will ask triple the arriba amount to see if she caves.

Notable hotties have not tried out (hopefully they don't use different names often)

- Alma.

- Chick with a lipstick kiss on her right butt chick

- Arele / Aiel? Spelling.

Anyone have info for any above much obliged.

[Stoker Star]

There are plenty of girls totally nude in this club. The shaving cream show is okay. I found the talent while I was there to be lacking.

[HorseTrader]

I've seen an actual guy Fucking right there on main stage in HK. After he was done cops came and took him out. Not sure why as it seems that the masero's took him up there in the first place. Maybe he didnt have protection. LOL.

I've also seen a guy fucking a girl on the back stage during the shaving cream show. Nobody really paid too much attention, it may have even hurt the girls' tips. After he finished he just sat back down and finished his beer. I didn't see him take off a condom, but he may have left it on when he put it back in his pants. No police drama at all.

[SBeach25]

I've seen this on a Sunday night. Mesero points to guy not buying a drink and telling one of the HK workers with a tie that he hasn't bought a drink. Guy with a tie walks over to customer and tells him he has to buy a drink. He says ok and buys a drink. Guy with a tie was friendly to customer. He never told him he had to leave but I think it would have happened if he refused. Should be noted that he was sitting down at the front stage.

I use the napkin trick to cover my beer. I have the VIP card and it helps going into and out of HK on fri and sat nights.

One thing that sucks was that the VIP cards now are only good for 4 months instead of 6 months. I didn't believe Sbeach till he pointed at it on the HK poster. 4 months. Damm.

It happened to me over a year ago. We came into Tijuana early afternoon just to check out the scenery. Waiters kept following my buddies and I and we stood for like 2 minutes trying to scope out the talent. He asked if we wanted something to drink and we said just a second. While we were discussing on our options the guy says that we must buy drinks or leave. We looked a the guy and said F* it, there was no talent there anyways so we left. Group of them kinda made a big scene as we walked out. A few hours later we came back when there was talent. Saw the same waiters, sat down, and each of us walked one at a time to the bar and said we can get our own drinks. We did that the whole time we were there. Screw them. I understand they are making a living but don't make a "get out" of here scene. They can't kick us out of the seats since we have drinks and there was 4 of us. Payback is a B*

[SBeach25]

*true story. I did witness actual fucking of the girls in the playboy off to the side for the right price! Used condoms are routinely found on the ground! HK doesn't foster this type of flexability, Your only held back by your imagination!

I've seen an actual guy Fucking right there on main stage in HK. After he was done cops came and took him out. Not sure why as it seems that the masero's took him up there in the first place. Maybe he didnt have protection. LOL.

[BlkDave]

I've seen this on a Sunday night. Mesero points to guy not buying a drink and telling one of the HK workers with a tie that he hasn't bought a drink. Guy with a tie walks over to customer and tells him he has to buy a drink. He says ok and buys a drink. Guy with a tie was friendly to customer. He never told him he had to leave but I think it would have happened if he refused. Should be noted that he was sitting down at the front stage.

I use the napkin trick to cover my beer. I have the VIP card and it helps going into and out of HK on fri and sat nights.

One thing that sucks was that the VIP cards now are only good for 4 months instead of 6 months. I didn't believe Sbeach till he pointed at it on the HK poster. 4 months. Damm.

Yeah I noticed that also. It seems that they are riding there own coat tails to upper class status. First they expanded the HK four years ago then created the V. I. P. Cards and services. Now they think they have a lock on us sex mongers and flexing their powers.

I do like having the card, and pays for itself because I frequent this place on avg 3 times a month. Nowadays I probably go in every other time if I'm bored. More bang for your buck at the LOWER rent places like "playboy" or the dreaded delicious club!

*true story. I did witness actual fucking of the girls in the playboy off to the side for the right price! Used condoms are routinely found on the ground! HK doesn't foster this type of flexability, Your only held back by your imagination!

[SpideyLennon]

Is it going to be busy on Thursday the 31st of October? Its not a weekend but I know they have this kind of halloween special or Sumthin, I'm planning to go again. I hope its not going to be a sausagefest. Any info guys.

Thanks.

[Keg]

I've seen this on a Sunday night. Mesero points to guy not buying a drink and telling one of the HK workers with a tie that he hasn't bought a drink. Guy with a tie walks over to customer and tells him he has to buy a drink. He says ok and buys a drink. Guy with a tie was friendly to customer. He never told him he had to leave but I think it would have happened if he refused. Should be noted that he was sitting down at the front stage.

I use the napkin trick to cover my beer. I have the VIP card and it helps going into and out of HK on fri and sat nights.

One thing that sucks was that the VIP cards now are only good for 4 months instead of 6 months. I didn't believe Sbeach till he pointed at it on the HK poster. 4 months. Damm.

Ha, maybe I should pay more attention to the dudes not drinking instead wasting my time gawking at the dancing chicas, LOL.

Thanks for the update on the VIP Card details, good intel.

Cheers,

Keg

[ItsMeBeyatch]

I've seen this on a Sunday night. Mesero points to guy not buying a drink and telling one of the HK workers with a tie that he hasn't bought a drink. Guy with a tie walks over to customer and tells him he has to buy a drink. He says ok and buys a drink. Guy with a tie was friendly to customer. He never told him he had to leave but I think it would have happened if he refused. Should be noted that he was sitting down at the front stage.

I use the napkin trick to cover my beer. I have the VIP card and it helps going into and out of HK on fri and sat nights.

One thing that sucks was that the VIP cards now are only good for 4 months instead of 6 months. I didn't believe Sbeach till he pointed at it on the HK poster. 4 months. Damm.

I find this news troubling, as I've never had any of my friends or mysel being told to leave HK by a waiter. If it happened to you twice that's a real bummer, but I can't say I've ever witnessed a mesero actually telling a customer they had to leave.

Some meseros can be pesky, but a polite waive off generally works, even if you don't speak spanish you can at least say "No Gracias".

[LukeSkywalker]

A real addiction is, 5 minutes after crossing the border to go home, you keep debating with yourself if you should turn the car around and come back to La Zona for more.

I ALWAYS have a great time in the Zona. Like any "addiction" you get that (empty) sad feeling of missing the feeling you don't have =in the Zona (the chicas!)

The good thing (and I do thank God) that I have the money (a job) and the ability to get there every week (sometimes more) because I am 15 minutes away in San Diego!

When I am in work or not feeling happy I just remind myself there is someone who is willing to make me happy (a few dollars away) in Tijuana!

If that is not an "addiction" I don't know what is!

Rs with her) that does not "require" a drink, but may help in the bargaining!

[Keg]

I have been told twice to leave HK by waiters for just standing still and not having a drink. My only successful strategy has been to keep moving and just stand in one place for several seconds at a time.

I find this news troubling, as I've never had any of my friends or mysel being told to leave HK by a waiter. If it happened to you twice that's a real bummer, but I can't say I've ever witnessed a mesero actually telling a customer they had to leave.

Some meseros can be pesky, but a polite waive off generally works, even if you don't speak spanish you can at least say "No Gracias".

[Keg]

Good tip. I prefer bottles, so I wrap a napkin around the bottle to keep prying eyes at bay.

Burma Jones, that's a pro tip. I do it myself. Except when doing tequila shots.