Hong Kong Club Reports

[RimmDigger]

Banged Yesenia last night.

She very sweet from Durango. I banged her once before, maybe 9 months ago. I think I bought her a drink once after that, and tipped her a few times while she was dancing. I give her high recommendations, and wud repeat except for the fact I have a novia in hk now. Fffffaaaaa

I. Think I know her.

[SBeach25]

It was the last night before my older brother, ConeZone (TJA) had to head back to pussy prison, so we figured it was time to do it up right. Scored some good booths and it was time to play. One of my favorites came by and she seemed thirsty so I took care of that need in a hurry. While she hung out, CZ spotted this skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl dancing on the "Big pole of asses." Next thing I know, our mesero, Maricóand, was on his way to fetch her. I asked CZ if he lost track of what in the hell the program is about. He just grinned. He has been in face / ass training for awhile now, but has been showing improvement on each visit.

Meanwhile my girl moved on to greener pastures and I spotted a new girl dancing on the back bar. I went over to meet her and she seemed like a real sweetie. I returned and the skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl was all over CZ. I said,"Dude, she has no crack for us to put our face into!" He just grinned. I took a picture for him, but he could barely get his nose covered by the non-ass-butt-cheeks. But he seemed pleased nevertheless. I passed on her because I knew I would just hit bones going in, and I did not want to endanger my dental work.

The sweetie I was watching on the back bar, moved to the front bar and was looking quite tasty. Maricóand! Fetch! She was a real sweetie in the booth, slow drinker, very touchy, all the things I like in a girl. Awhile later, we left for the room while CZ was still playing with the skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl. When I returned from the room, CZ had a real hottie by his side; the dude is never alone! We headed to Nikki's for some chow, then prowled the alley, and then off to CC. But we ended up back in HK. I think in was in that order; not sure at this point.

There was a shift change, and CZ's mesero was on station, as well as my mesero, Johnny was at the ready. CZ had this sweetie and I was solo, but looking. The new tequila guy rocks! I did a couple of gulps, and there were two girls at the next table that wanted some tequila as well. So he filled a large shot glass and gave it to them and they happily sucked it down. I liked them! So I called them over and plopped my ass in the middle of both of them. Johnny on the spot was there so beers were on the menu. The girls were cousins and had only been working at HK for eight days.

The cousins were very touching and photogenic. CZ got tired of his sweetie and wanted a swap-out. Right about that time, a hottie stopped by, and it turned out she was a cousin of the cousins; hell yeah, family day in HK! CZ grabbed her up quickly. CZ stood up his cousin and planted his face in her ass. She screamed and jumped forward. I asked CZ what in the fuck happened. He replied,"I guess she wasn't ready for my tongue." I've never been more proud! My student has graduated with full honors! My work was done there, I could return home with my head held high. It's one of those teaching moments; I think.

Ha Ha Ha! I was there too and noticed 2 guys put their faces in girls asses. Was wondering if you were fellow mongers from the board. Going to have to step up and introduce myself to a fellow member.

[TomJackin]

It was the last night before my older brother, ConeZone (TJA) had to head back to pussy prison, so we figured it was time to do it up right. Scored some good booths and it was time to play. One of my favorites came by and she seemed thirsty so I took care of that need in a hurry. While she hung out, CZ spotted this skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl dancing on the "Big pole of asses." Next thing I know, our mesero, Maricóand, was on his way to fetch her. I asked CZ if he lost track of what in the hell the program is about. He just grinned. He has been in face / ass training for awhile now, but has been showing improvement on each visit.

Meanwhile my girl moved on to greener pastures and I spotted a new girl dancing on the back bar. I went over to meet her and she seemed like a real sweetie. I returned and the skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl was all over CZ. I said,"Dude, she has no crack for us to put our face into!" He just grinned. I took a picture for him, but he could barely get his nose covered by the non-ass-butt-cheeks. But he seemed pleased nevertheless. I passed on her because I knew I would just hit bones going in, and I did not want to endanger my dental work.

The sweetie I was watching on the back bar, moved to the front bar and was looking quite tasty. Maricóand! Fetch! She was a real sweetie in the booth, slow drinker, very touchy, all the things I like in a girl. Awhile later, we left for the room while CZ was still playing with the skinny-no-ass-whatsoever girl. When I returned from the room, CZ had a real hottie by his side; the dude is never alone! We headed to Nikki's for some chow, then prowled the alley, and then off to CC. But we ended up back in HK. I think in was in that order; not sure at this point.

There was a shift change, and CZ's mesero was on station, as well as my mesero, Johnny was at the ready. CZ had this sweetie and I was solo, but looking. The new tequila guy rocks! I did a couple of gulps, and there were two girls at the next table that wanted some tequila as well. So he filled a large shot glass and gave it to them and they happily sucked it down. I liked them! So I called them over and plopped my ass in the middle of both of them. Johnny on the spot was there so beers were on the menu. The girls were cousins and had only been working at HK for eight days.

The cousins were very touching and photogenic. CZ got tired of his sweetie and wanted a swap-out. Right about that time, a hottie stopped by, and it turned out she was a cousin of the cousins; hell yeah, family day in HK! CZ grabbed her up quickly. CZ stood up his cousin and planted his face in her ass. She screamed and jumped forward. I asked CZ what in the fuck happened. He replied,"I guess she wasn't ready for my tongue." I've never been more proud! My student has graduated with full honors! My work was done there, I could return home with my head held high. It's one of those teaching moments; I think.

[SBeach25]

Hey what's your feelings on using the waiter's for intro's. I usually just approach on my own with a look / smile. Seems to be a better way to see if a chica digs you if you get a nice welcoming smile in return. I had a young mile a minute talking waiter come to me and try to make recs. Saying this girl is nice / GFE type. I take a look and she looks like a. I understand the older waiters are probably a little less be / s. Reason why I ask is some times a chica gets on stage etc. And a look here or there and especially upstairs and. Whoosh these chica's are ghost after their feature dance or even on the poles. Any words welcomed. Thanks,

So past Saturday night afternoon / night run down.

I have never been to HK Saturday. But what a sausage feast. Yes. Chica's around but, not a cool scene. Afternoon a bit better. Futbol was on and waiter's blowing whistles non-stop WTF. My ears are still ringing. Seems like the standard rate quote was 80,

In the afternoon. The decent guy / girl ratio made this very negotiable in the day. So I was able to spend time with a pretty flaca named Ella with fairly large natural cans. She was very nice and gave me those sweet latina love sounds. And she was good at it.

No rush / probs. Other than my shower at the cascada not working when we needed it to. I would repeat. She's into mary jane. Seems like a bargaining chip for next time. I'm a social smoker but seems like it might be a good idea to pack a joint let these girls

Take a few puffs right before the fatty. Oh evening just sucked, tons of cholos, under 21 crowd, and other wannabe 20 yr. Old + big shots. That you could tell were just throwing $ around. The girls had on serious game faces. I did't even bother with the negocios.

I prefer self service. A waiter will expect a tip when you have him bring over a girl. Only time I use them is when I have a table upstairs and she is on stage and I don't want to lose my table.

[SBeach25]

Hey guys. Going to be in Tijuana tomorrow evening for a quickie. I'm reading the price for the rooms has increased. Can anyone confirm for arriba? I know per night has gone up.

Thanks for any intel.

[SportMongr]

Hey what's your feelings on using the waiter's for intro's. I usually just approach on my own with a look / smile. Seems to be a better way to see if a chica digs you if you get a nice welcoming smile in return. I had a young mile a minute talking waiter come to me and try to make recs. Saying this girl is nice / GFE type. I take a look and she looks like a *****. I understand the older waiters are probably a little less be / s. Reason why I ask is some times a chica gets on stage etc. And a look here or there and especially upstairs and. Whoosh these chica's are ghost after their feature dance or even on the poles. Any words welcomed. Thanks,

So past Saturday night afternoon / night run down.

I have never been to HK Saturday. But what a sausage feast. Yes. Chica's around but, not a cool scene. Afternoon a bit better. Futbol was on and waiter's blowing whistles non-stop WTF. My ears are still ringing. Seems like the standard rate quote was 80,

In the afternoon. The decent guy / girl ratio made this very negotiable in the day. So I was able to spend time with a pretty flaca named Ella with fairly large natural cans. She was very nice and gave me those sweet latina love sounds. And she was good at it.

No rush / probs. Other than my shower at the cascada not working when we needed it to. I would repeat. She's into mary jane. Seems like a bargaining chip for next time. I'm a social smoker but seems like it might be a good idea to pack a joint let these girls

Take a few puffs right before the fatty. Oh evening just sucked, tons of cholos, under 21 crowd, and other wannabe 20 yr. Old + big shots. That you could tell were just throwing $ around. The girls had on serious game faces. I did't even bother with the negocios.

[PussyLover26]

To all my brothers out there is a app through apple for all my iphone users called best time to cross the border made by San Diego university.

Current Border wait times (full list) :

http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/

Mobile site (Mexico) :

http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...rder&b=Mexican

%20Border.

Mobile site (San Ysidro only) :

http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...=port&n=250401

There are RSS feeds so you can add them to your notifications and have the current wait times always available. Of course this all assumes that you have data on your mobile in Mexico.

[KC Questor]

There is a website that shows current wait times, the link is somewhere in the Tijuana thread.

Current Border wait times (full list) : http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/
Mobile site (Mexico) : http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...rder&b=Mexican%20Border.
Mobile site (San Ysidro only) : http://apps.cbp.gov/bwt/portList.asp...=port&n=250401

There are RSS feeds so you can add them to your notifications and have the current wait times always available. Of course this all assumes that you have data on your mobile in Mexico.

[HorseTrader]

And the 2 hour wait at the border is because of Ash Wednesday? Or just expected return time and not related to anything about the hour that I am trying to return, or the day, etc.

I've experienced return wait times from 3 minutes to 3 hours. Very hard to predict what you will get until just before you cross. There is a website that shows current wait times, the link is somewhere in the Tijuana thread. Historically, I've found Sunday night and Monday morning to be very long. Tuesday and Wednesday evenings have been short, but there have been many times when I've gotten to the border and had an unhappy surprise of a very long line when I expected a short line. I can't comment on the effect of Ash Wednesday, but I wouldn't expect it to make a big difference.

[PurpleKat]

Also expect about a 2 hour wait at the border.

Thanks for the confirmation that it is business as usual. I assume the NO was as in "no, it is not closed" vs "no, you don't have enough time."

And the 2 hour wait at the border is because of Ash Wednesday? Or just expected return time and not related to anything about the hour that I am trying to return, or the day, etc.

Thanks for the clarification

[Keg]

I heard the radio ad for Hong Kong on 91X tonight, and it got half way through before it sunk in what I was hearing, too funny. Of course the ad didn't say what was really up at HK, just all the Gentlemen's Club attributes. Thank you 91X for priming the pump for this weekend.

Cheers,

Keg

[GolfSexRroll]

Always open. For the ALMIGHTY dollar (pesos)!

Also expect about a 2 hour wait at the border.

[GolfSexRroll]

Does anybody know if HK will be business as usual on Ash Wednesday (Feb 13th). Will be trying to go for the afternoon as I have about 5 hours free while I am in SD and it just happens to be Ash Wednesday. So, didn't know if Tijuana is like Brazil or Spain where things close down for Catholic holidays.

Also, if I leave downtown SD at 1pm, could I be able to get back by 7pm and still have some time to just go to HK, relax, etc. Grab a girl or two and go back?

Thanks

Always open. For the ALMIGHTY dollar (pesos)!

[Simonwagstaff]

Personally I find Sunday afternoons to be prime time. I plan on going in a day early, arrive around noon at the airport and can be in Tijuana by around 3 or so without rushing.

[PurpleKat]

Does anybody know if HK will be business as usual on Ash Wednesday (Feb 13th). Will be trying to go for the afternoon as I have about 5 hours free while I am in SD and it just happens to be Ash Wednesday. So, didn't know if Tijuana is like Brazil or Spain where things close down for Catholic holidays.

Also, if I leave downtown SD at 1pm, could I be able to get back by 7pm and still have some time to just go to HK, relax, etc. Grab a girl or two and go back?

Thanks