Hong Kong Club Reports

[Rabo Verde]

Ex-boxer named EL BAZUKA (The Bazooka) showed up at back alley door at 3AM, doorman wouldn't let him in, guy got mad, claimed he was an undercover investigator for the judicial police, shot the doorman dead with a 9MM. Guess he didn't want to buy a beer at the door. Bar is closed for homicide investigation until owners pay a large "administrative fee" to reopen.

Matan a uno en el Hong Kong

Domingo 20 de Noviembre de 2011 12:29.

Un guardia de seguridad fue acribillado en el bar de espectáculos nudistas Hong Kong la madrugada de este domingo por un hombre identificado como "El Bazuca", quien fue detenido en el lugar de los hechos por personas que allí se encontraban.

El asesino es un ex boxeador, de acuerdo a testigos, y llegó al bar como a las 3:00 de la madrugada identificándose como empleado del gobierno municipal del área de jueces.

Tras una discusión con el guardia de la puerta, el homicida le disparó con una pistola calibre nueve milímetros, la cual también fue asegurada por quienes sometieron al agresor en el bar ubicado entre la Calle Primera y el callejón Coahuila de la Zona Norte de Tijuana.

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"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm going to be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger am I going to get!"

[Joe Arturo]

Just got up and took my early afternoon stroll over to HK. The doors are sealed shut with signs stating that it is closed by the City of Tijuana and the PGJE (District Attorney). The word on the street is that about 4 AM this morning a Mexican customer shot and killed one of the meseros. I am here until Tuesday evening. I will post something when and if it reopens.

[ClamSlammer]

I heard from a chica that HK is closed today (11/20). My Spanish isn't good so I couldn't understand a lot of what she was trying to explain. Maybe a shooting or some violence? Something must have happened last night. Does anyone know what happened?

[Keg]

i had a great visit saturday to hk. i got in early evening and got a beer for my walk around the club, and actually got in to check out miami for the first time. there was a different bouncer at the door from last week when i wanted to go in for a peek, this bouncer was pretty cool about letting me go in for a brief look. he only said if i wanted to stay i would have to abide by the minimum charges, it looked pretty cool inside, a few people were there watching the sex show, which was rather unspectacular. frankly, i prefer the lesbian show that's free in the back of the club, rather than the set up they've dedicated in miami, but ymmv.

i went of to the end of the main bar where there's the l-shaped section of seats to watch this cute little brunette dancing on the main stage. there weren't many people seated around the stage, so i got up from my seat to put a dollar in her bikini. as her time finished on stage i went up to give her another dollar, and i asked her to come back and sit with me, she smiled and gathered up her stuff and went up the dancer stairs towards the dj booth.

eventually she came back downstairs and joined me, and i bought her a much deserved beer after her dancing. she's younger than i normally like to pick, at 19, as i prefer chicas in their mid-late 20's. she was pretty fun to talk to and we had another beer before i asked her to go upstairs. when we got in the room i was surprised as a first time with this chica that she was pretty warm and friendly, and as we got to rolling around on the bed she was more of a gfe than i had anticipated. (i guess the last times i've picked chicas who were 18 or 19, it was because they looked hot but ended up not as hot in bed.) well i was very satisfied after our session, and as we showered together i knew i had a fresh addition to my favorita list. we said our goodbyes downstairs and i headed out to eat some tacos.

i stopped in to ab afterwards, and ran into an acquaintance at the bar. we had a couple of beers, as we both were in-between sessions and eyeing the next picks. for some reason, even with a target rich environment at ab, i just couldn't get that new chica from hk out of my head. now with some of the chicas i see regularly as favoritas, i often will get a room for extended time for our sessions because they're gfe, so in those i like to get two pops during the session. so not counting the extended sessions, i don't think i've ever picked a chica twice in one night for two sessions, and a new chica for that matter. well i couldn't shake the idea of going back to hk and finding her again, so i downed my beer and said adios to my buddy.

back in hk again, i made a lap to find her, but didn't see her, so i went to the bar to get a beer. after a while she came down the stairs with her friend, i got up to peel her away, and luckily a booth opened up, so we quickly sat down. we chatted and chatted through several rounds of drinks, and she asked me if i had fun our first time, and of course i just smiled and told her i was ready for round two. so off we went back upstairs, and another great session. i don't know if anyone else has ever picked the same chica twice in one night, but i sure am happy about my evening's experience.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Any info on Sofia, tall great legs, lean body, nice booty?

[Keg]

With the rain gone and a sunny Sunday, I headed down to Tijuana in the late afternoon.

When I got to HK I went straight to the bar for a beer and sat to check out the chicas dancing. I went over to the entrance to Miami, and a bouncer told me it would be $20 minimum, but I wasn't That curious to enter. I went for a lap around the bar to see who was working, and then back downstairs to get a booth. Saw a few that interested me, and then Miranda walked by and sat down with me. Apparently she's changed her name yet again, it's Alondra now, and was telling me she's felt stupid a few times when she's paused to remember it when asked by some guys in the bar. So while we were drinking I kept calling her by the different names she's used.

While we were in the booth the announcer kept saying that there's a live sex show in Miami, but I didn't see to many people going in to check it out. While I dig the free lesbian shows that go on in HK, I personally don't have an interest in paying an additional entry fee to see some hairy-ass dude humping a chica, whatever.

We had more drinks and then headed upstairs, to get naked. I really enjoyed her BJ and fingered he pussy. We hit it in several different positions, and I'm such a sucker for her nice soft ass too. I had her in doggie so I could also watch the Kelly Madison porno on the tv, and I smiled hearing the moans in our bed and on the tv at the same time.

Such a nice way to spend a Sunday evening.

[MrKulo]

Anyone know anything else about the Miami part? One of the girls told me the prices or what you need to purchase. I can't remember the exact prices she told me but she said that the 2nd floor cost more than the first. The HK manager (not sure if he actually was but dressed like one) said they also have a sex show occasionally. Probably like the lesbian show where they drag a guy up? He also said you're allowed to take a look as long as their isn't a secuirty guy standing by the entrance. If that's the case you need to be taking a chica there to enter. Well on Friday night there was a security guy, so I didn't get to see it.

Miami bar is 10 fichas minimum to sit downstairs. And the sex show the manager was referring to, is not a lesbian show. They hire couples who come in and all they do is fuck on the couches for everyone to see. Guys on girls, not lesbian. Personally didn't interest me. The addition sucks. Away from all the girls and the action.

[Dave_Far]

Anyone know anything else about the Miami part? One of the girls told me the prices or what you need to purchase. I can't remember the exact prices she told me but she said that the 2nd floor cost more than the first. The HK manager (not sure if he actually was but dressed like one) said they also have a sex show occasionally. Probably like the lesbian show where they drag a guy up? He also said you're allowed to take a look as long as their isn't a secuirty guy standing by the entrance. If that's the case you need to be taking a chica there to enter. Well on Friday night there was a security guy, so I didn't get to see it.

[Nero X]

Checked out the new Miami (entrance is in HK). Pretty tits. Was told bottle of Champagne (30 fichas) for chica to chill there. WOW.

[Atticusct]

Hong Kong is THE BEST place to go for your hobbying desires. Day and night the place is hopping, especially with Halloween weekend. The costumes were FANTASTICS. At night, make sure you drop $50MEX at the door to save a little on the cover (otherwise it's $5US). Inside, the US:MEX ratio is 1:11, regardless of the markets.

Thursday: Sat upstairs and met my friend's masero (Carlos). This guy got it. Every time a masero came up,"Los siento. Nosotros masero es Carlos." Very easy and Carlos knew not to keep bringing the fichas like crazy. It infuriated the wrong girls, making it easy cull the stock. I ended up with luscious Eva. No kids. 22, tight and about 5'8". And she had that GFE Sexy Librarian thing going on. We had to strike a deal with another masero to get her to sit with us (Fernando) , but it was worth it. I had to wait all night to figure out the right one for my first Tijuana girl and she was it. I could have everything I wanted (minus the greek and BBBJ was not happening). That's OK, I didn't want it anyways. The hour was $1400MEX all said and done, tip for the cum boys and the hour for the hotel. I was up there for about an hour and a half. My buddy thought I got robbed. No knock. No nothing. She rode like a champ and the was a wet spot around me. She said I was my first that night. Total GFE. When I got back down, I was done. I was tired and ready to pass out, she was so relaxing.

So get back upstairs and my buddy is making out with this chick who is FANTASTIC. I bring another girl over, get a few fiches and get a little friendly. I get one hell of a touch and go while she's going crazy. Unfortunately, I wasn't ready for another go arriba so I put her off for maybe tomorrow. Head out and check out the other clubs with nothing to really report.

Friday: Went back to HK. Saw a lot that got my blood boiling. My friend said to hold off to try out Luxor, so. I did! Had front row seats to the show on the back stage. So close I got pulled on stage and had a GREAT TIME. I roll with it and get some ass, pussy and tits in my face. Shaving cream show was fun and so were the dances I got with the fichas. I learned quick. If you don't start getting friendly when I buy you a drink, you can get up and go. After getting all hot and bothered, went to Luxor for a relaxing massagi.

Saturday: Halloween was in full affect. Went to HK during the day and just got fiche dances until it was time go to the border. Was with one girl for a while. Carlos had the fiches coming once every 15 minutes. It was worth it. .

In general, the girls 18-20 were generally a waste of time. No real GFE. 21+ was the right range to be in for some action. There was a chick from Veracruz that was to die for. What I liked about this club was that the selection was primo, the girls weren't super pushy and once you got a great masero you just had to play dumb and be loyal. Super easy equation. Furthermore, excellent cigar collection and decent booze. Drinks were $44MEX for you and $85MEX for the girls. No biggie. When getting fiches, if she wasn't friendly half-way through the drink. NEXT!

Read my other posts on Adelitas and Luxor in the other forums.

[PatmarBeleza1]

Any info on Paulina, tall long legs, lean?

Kenya?

[Guitarrefreak]

If you want to ask in the most polite manner it would be "Me haces sexo oral sin condon?"

Or if you want to ask in a less polite manner it would be "Me chupas sin condon?" or "Me mamas sin condon?"

Or if you want to state what you want instead of questioning."Yo quiero sexo oral sin condon"

I usually start before buying any drinks with "Si vamos arriba, me haces sexo oral sin condon?" This means "If we go upstairs will you do oral sex without condom?"

Any other help with Spanish, please ask.

What would we do without you buddy.

Tonight I had sexo oral sin condon, but in shanghai. I just have more affinity for the Tijuana board, hehehe

[PatmarBeleza1]

Had a great time on Tues with a HK girl, best ass in the club. Still no BBBJ, but 3-4 positions. Did the multiple tip routine (see below). Girl was very pretty and hot. Pleasant surprise is that the very large rack turned out to be all real, as well as a very nice booty.

Barbie, long legged, tall, looking very good.

Judy. 155cm, brown morena, nice booty looking good.

"My tai" pornstar Gianna size real tits, and pretty face, looked good, but talking to some dude all night.

On advice from this board, walked through Chavelas at about 6:30. There were 40 girls in the club, maybe 2 doable, but that is a good option too. AB, as always, a tier down.

[Dcell75]

Going for my first Tijuana experience. How are Tuesday and Wednesday evenings? Based on what I have read looks like I can't go wrong with AB or HK. I think HK sounds like a good spot for a newbie. Any suggestions, tips, ect?

HK isn't so crowded on those days. It tends to fill towards the evening hours but you should be able to get a seat at the stage or booth. Lesbian / shaving cream show starts at 4, 6.9pm and tend to last a hour. There is another lesbian show later in the evening, I believe it's at 11, but by then I'm usually on my way back. You'll want to see the lesbian show!

Beer is $4 and the messero expects a dollar tip.

Ladies drinks are $8.

The girls are $60 but not all of them go upstairs. Make sure you negotiate what you want so you're not disappointed.

The room to take your girl charges $12 for 30 min.

Bring plenty of $1's.

Have a fun and safe trip! Let us know how it went.

[Budbowl55]

Going for my first Tijuana experience. How are Tuesday and Wednesday evenings? Based on what I have read looks like I can't go wrong with AB or HK. I think HK sounds like a good spot for a newbie. Any suggestions, tips, ect?