Hong Kong Club Reports

[Nexus1]

Alright 2nd time going to Tijuana in the July. I first went to adelitas and I did a report on that. Afterwards I went to Hong Kong. I chilled a little bit and watched the soup show. It was a lot more packed than last time I went and a lot more girls. The one that I was distracted with was Sandy or Claudia, its something like that. She just looked like a prostitute. She's about 5'5, long black curly hair and really big DD tits, her ass and tits were all just hanging out. Went to the hotel, I paid $60 for her and $15 for the room and an extra $1 for lube. Man she was a freak. She was more memorable than the 2 I had in adelitas. And they were really good too. Man summer time is great. Anyways she said that she is going to be on vacation for 2wks. Thats just in time for my next months adventure

[Keg]

Got to HK about 10pm on Sunday, made a couple of laps and then a chica passed by me rubbing her big boobs against me. I've seen her dancing before, she's has a short / stacked look, permed hair with highlights, nice DD's and a round ass, her name is Kenya. I've actually met another chica there that used the the same stage-name, so it was unusual, anyway, she has a small but voluptuous look, so chatted for a bit and then headed upstairs. Performance wise I'd say she was average, very vocal, but not as much enthusiasm on top. Since I've seen her dancing on stage before I thought she'd be worth a shot, it was just OK, may not repeat with her though.

[Member #4244]

Gambling is, technically, illegal in Mexico. Sporting events, and certain types of slot machines, are exempt.

Prostitution in Mexico is legal (except for brothels and pimping) , but what you see in the Zona Norte (girls on the street, etc.) is not. Except for the Zona Norte, aka the Zone of Tolerance.

The zona is very small, and the part actually in use is even smaller. None of the clubs have the room for a bunch of TVs so a bunch of guys can loaf around and watch sports, nor do they have the room for a bunch of slot machines.

I'm not a Mexican lawyer, but I strongly suspect there are rules against mixing hookers and gambling on the same premesis. But, that's neither here nor there. It's not feasible given the current LZN layout. I also suspect that there is more money in hooker bars.

If you got to lay a sports bet, cross the alley to the Caliente branch, south side.

I just think the scene there begs for something like the hotel del rey in san jose, Costa rica. Not my favorite place for action (but not bad, tons of variety) but it's a nice little adult toys are' us with booze, gambling, sports, ladies inside and whatever else you want at arm's reach outside.

I was asking because I also do not know what the laws are. I know they don't have table games but since I'd seen various casinos with slots and sports books I figured those could be incorporated. I'm not much of a gambler personally but I do it as a money maker and I also appreciate a place like HDR for its sort of men's club style atmosphere, where a dude can be a fucking dude.

[Phordphan]

Does anyone know why none of these places have gambling? Seems like a logical marriage of vices.

Gambling is, technically, illegal in Mexico. Sporting events, and certain types of slot machines, are exempt.

Prostitution in Mexico is legal (except for brothels and pimping) , but what you see in the Zona Norte (girls on the street, etc.) is not. Except for the Zona Norte, aka the Zone of Tolerance.

The zona is very small, and the part actually in use is even smaller. None of the clubs have the room for a bunch of TVs so a bunch of guys can loaf around and watch sports, nor do they have the room for a bunch of slot machines.

I'm not a Mexican lawyer, but I strongly suspect there are rules against mixing hookers and gambling on the same premesis. But, that's neither here nor there. It's not feasible given the current LZN layout. I also suspect that there is more money in hooker bars.

If you got to lay a sports bet, cross the alley to the Caliente branch, south side.

[Ath Trainer]

Went very recently to a multitude of places in Tijuana, I have to say overall disappointing the way almost every halfway intriguing (and even some of the unintriguing ones I asked just for fun / research) INSIST on CBJ. Fuck off with that!

Saw our girl alaska aka barbara. She has lost weight since last year and since those photos, her breasts are smaller (but really no perkier) , her ass is much flatter and, on the plus side, her midsection is quite shapely and attractive now. Lipo, drug problem, miracle diet. Who knows? Attitude has gotten way worse though, I am sure she has been spoiled and / or jaded by morons of all varieties in the past 13 months or so. I didn't even want to bang her after talking to her for a bit. Hung out at malquerida for a while surprisingly, live band, not shabby, met a nice girl in there with a great attitude but again I always forget the stage name and remember the real name. She is a thin mestiza who mobs around with a slightly thicker girl that wears glasses and has curly hair. Both very nice. Also went to a couple massage places, BS massages of course, OK service.

Back to HK, they had the usual 2 and 3 girl soap shows but the one downstairs was capped off by some chubby white patron getting blown and then fucking some blonde mexicana. All in all the guy couldn't complain but of course there was no way he could cum under those circumstances so it was mostly for show, of course. Overall good entertainment, maybe half a dozen really smoking girls and just as many that were one step down. Easily the best girls and best setup going down there. Does anyone know why none of these places have gambling? Seems like a logical marriage of vices.

You gamble when you walk in the door of all these places. Who will be there? Will you get rushed? Will you get good service. Will you get a STD?

The only sure thing is that you will be able to have sex with a hott Mexican chica, and the cum boy will be in the hallway with his hand out for a tip when you are done.

[TomJackin]

But the anal retentive pedant in me just has to point out that if 10 guys leave 1 peso each, during the course of an hour, the attendant is getting 10 pesos an hour, or just under $1 per hour. Did you mean 10 pesos per [CodeWord140]? Oh, and don't get me started about the $1 robe thing.

OK, OK, no more drinking, typing, and mathematics! So how do you really feel about the $1 robe thingy?

[HelpRules]

I think the reason people don't like to tip the cum boy is because we pay 15 dollars for the room for 40 minutes. The hotel should give him a buck. Its not our job to pay an extra fee for a overpriced room.

[Member #4244]

Went very recently to a multitude of places in Tijuana, I have to say overall disappointing the way almost every halfway intriguing (and even some of the unintriguing ones I asked just for fun / research) INSIST on CBJ. Fuck off with that!

Saw our girl alaska aka barbara. She has lost weight since last year and since those photos, her breasts are smaller (but really no perkier) , her ass is much flatter and, on the plus side, her midsection is quite shapely and attractive now. Lipo, drug problem, miracle diet. Who knows? Attitude has gotten way worse though, I am sure she has been spoiled and / or jaded by morons of all varieties in the past 13 months or so. I didn't even want to bang her after talking to her for a bit. Hung out at malquerida for a while surprisingly, live band, not shabby, met a nice girl in there with a great attitude but again I always forget the stage name and remember the real name. She is a thin mestiza who mobs around with a slightly thicker girl that wears glasses and has curly hair. Both very nice. Also went to a couple massage places, BS massages of course, OK service.

Back to HK, they had the usual 2 and 3 girl soap shows but the one downstairs was capped off by some chubby white patron getting blown and then fucking some blonde mexicana. All in all the guy couldn't complain but of course there was no way he could cum under those circumstances so it was mostly for show, of course. Overall good entertainment, maybe half a dozen really smoking girls and just as many that were one step down. Easily the best girls and best setup going down there. Does anyone know why none of these places have gambling? Seems like a logical marriage of vices.

[Phordphan]

AT, very valid points across the subject. Buy let's be realistic here. Yes, his job sucks, but at least he is employed. Let's say 10 swinging dicks use the bathroom in one hour, and each left 1 peso to the attendant. Which converts to $8. 50 per hour. Which is more than minimum wage in California, and a lot more than the minimum wage at the Tijuana Walmart.

Hey, Tom.

I agree with all your points. But the anal retentive pedant in me just has to point out that if 10 guys leave 1 peso each, during the course of an hour, the attendant is getting 10 pesos an hour, or just under $1 per hour. Did you mean 10 pesos per [CodeWord140]?

Oh, and don't get me started about the $1 robe thing.

[TomJackin]

You tip the cum boy a dollar, and he cleans up your cum, rubbers, dirty towels, sheets, etc.

Agree, and considering the condition the room is in when I leave, sometimes better than not, I think this kid is underpaid for sure. He might work 10-50 minutes to get the room back in order. A buck well earned.

You tip the waiter a dollar, and he brings you beer, overpriced tiny drink for your chica. He even brings you chips you don't want.

It depends on the server and usually I only buy with pesos. But the server goes somewhere and comes back with your drinks, chips, and fucking cheese plate. So if I don't get played with, such as dropping unwanted goods on my table, then I do tip with a 10 peso coin.

You tip the guy at the door a dollar to hand your chica a robe to wear to the hotel.

I don't consider this as a tip. It seems to me it is more of a HK policy or even a rental fee. But hell, I could grab the robe faster than they usually can. I don't like the policy, but I don't want the chica walking around half naked either. Especially if you walk out the back of HK, you have to dodge many other mongers and street girls just to get to the hotel.

All different levels and amounts of service, all for a dollar. So why should the guy who has to sit all day / night in a Mexican bathroom, handing out paper towels be any different. Only sweaty guys come in his establishment, while the hott chicas in tiny outfits are out in the bar. In my opinion, he should get almost as much as the cum boy does. Probably the second worse job at HK.

AT, very valid points across the subject. Buy let's be realistic here. Yes, his job sucks, but at least he is employed. Let's say 10 swinging dicks use the bathroom in one hour, and each left 1 peso to the attendant. Which converts to $8. 50 per hour. Which is more than minimum wage in California, and a lot more than the minimum wage at the Tijuana Walmart.

Geez Louise, all he did was hand me a paper towel. So I guess I don't see the problem here. I'm not cheap, but do not like my tip, no matter what it might be; rejected.

[Phordphan]

ok, you are busting my chops at this point.

i mean really, he handed me a paper towel. he did not touch or suck my dick. and this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

hell, if he got a dollar for every tom and jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in hk, or even me for that sake. insert happy & sad faces here.

yeah, i was just giving you a little grief. but it was a funny story.

personally, i find bathroom attendants annoying. i can [CodeWord134] and wash my hands by myself, thank you very much. .

on the other hand, they guy keeps the place clean, and it is a pretty bad place to hang out every night.

i find $1 is way too much to tip every time i have to take a leak, which can be several times a night if i'm drinking beer. and i never have quarters, or some such. so, i do as the locals, and [CodeWord134] and leave. every second or third time i'll toss him a buck. but a buck a [CodeWord134] is way too much.

[Ath Trainer]

OK, you are busting my chops at this point.

I mean really, he handed me a paper towel. He did not touch or suck my dick. And this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

Hell, if he got a dollar for every Tom and Jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in HK, or even me for that sake. Insert happy & sad faces here.

Tipping is pretty standard in amount, but not in service.

You tip the cum boy a dollar, and he cleans up your cum, rubbers, dirty towels, sheets, etc.

You tip the waiter a dollar, and he brings you beer, overpriced tiny drink for your chica. He even brings you chips you don't want.

You tip the guy at the door a dollar to hand your chica a robe to wear to the hotel.

All different levels and amounts of service, all for a dollar. So why should the guy who has to sit all day / night in a Mexican bathroom, handing out paper towels be any different. Only sweaty guys come in his establishment, while the hott chicas in tiny outfits are out in the bar. In my opinion, he should get almost as much as the cum boy does. Probably the second worse job at HK.

[TomJackin]

Dude! You gave him 2 PESOS? . That's what, like 20 cents? Do your friends call you Diamond Tom? Ha Ha Ha! J / K. .

But seriously, that's pretty small money. I usually give them a buck every 2nd or 3rd trip.

OK, you are busting my chops at this point.

I mean really, he handed me a paper towel. He did not touch or suck my dick. And this was my first trip and only used the damn sink.

Hell, if he got a dollar for every Tom and Jerry that went in there, he would make more than one of the managers in HK, or even me for that sake. Insert happy & sad faces here.

[Phordphan]

After a couple of tacos, I entered HK at about 3:30 and headed straight to the bathroom, the one on the right after the main entrance. I do this all the time because I want to wash the taco stench off my hands and mouth. There was a bathroom attendant and after I was done, he gave me some paper towels to dry off.

I reached in my pocket and pulled out a 2 peso coin and I put it in his tip (ash) tray. As I was about to leave, he said something in Spanish to get my attention. I turned around and he took the coin from the tip tray and gave it back to me; with a nasty look to boot.

I told him gracias, put the coin back in my pocket, and then walked out. My question is,"WTF?" Should I have gave him more money for handing me a couple of paper towels? Do these guys need a fucking calculator to understand that these coins add up? Or, am I alone on this one?

Dude! You gave him 2 PESOS? . That's what, like 20 cents? Do your friends call you Diamond Tom? Ha Ha Ha! J / K.

But seriously, that's pretty small money. I usually give them a buck every 2nd or 3rd trip.

[TomJackin]

After a couple of tacos, I entered HK at about 3:30 and headed straight to the bathroom, the one on the right after the main entrance. I do this all the time because I want to wash the taco stench off my hands and mouth. There was a bathroom attendant and after I was done, he gave me some paper towels to dry off.

I reached in my pocket and pulled out a 2 peso coin and I put it in his tip (ash) tray. As I was about to leave, he said something in Spanish to get my attention. I turned around and he took the coin from the tip tray and gave it back to me; with a nasty look to boot.

I told him gracias, put the coin back in my pocket, and then walked out. My question is,"WTF?" Should I have gave him more money for handing me a couple of paper towels? Do these guys need a fucking calculator to understand that these coins add up? Or, am I alone on this one?