Hong Kong Club Reports

[Member #4244]

Yes, I've seen her there before. I was mesmerized by her dancing one night, she has a real pouty look that makes you want to hit that big ass hard. I tried to talk to her but she seemed bored, it was a bummer because I wanted to take her upstairs but I just wasn't getting a vibe from her. Would be nice if someone who's been with her would post a report on her performance, maybe I just crossed her path on a bad night.

I smashed about a year ago, was down there for a buddy's bachelor party. Was. 6, CFS, light kissing and I had a very good time with her. Nice smooth skin, great curves, tight pussy (no kids) and pretty good attitude although a little shy. She told me about her family and stuff, bullshitted with her for a bit and smoked as I was there when the club was going to close. My spanish is good, her english is not. I would recommend her, nice combo of looks and service (which is not my favorite locale to begin with).

[Artisttyp]

I hardly deal with HK waiters. I walk straight up to the bar buy a beer with a $5 bill (keep the change) and walk around the club. Sometimes I sit down here or there but not for long.

I think the problems happen when you pick a booth as a home base. That booth is technically the waiter's real estate. You will need to pay rent if you stay. If not they want it available for another customer that will.

Bring exact change and buy your own drinks at the bar. Most bartenders at HK will be glad to take the tip away from the waiters.

[Super Gato]

As far as the waiters go, they are a pain in the ass. There are a million of them, and they are competitive. Tips are big to them, and will do what ever it takes to get one. They don't care if they [CodeWord140] you off, and will be aggressive and play mind games to do what they have to do. Remember, you are in a bar where girls will screw, flash, and be groped for money. So why won't a guy be a pain in the ass to make a buck. Don't let their games get to you, just shake them off. When one tells you if you don't buy a drink you will have to leave, he is probably saying that on his own, with no backing from the bar itself.

Being a waiter at HK or AB is a hell of a gig. You work for tips and American style tipping is the norm. You make a lot more than a waiter in another restaurant or other low end job. I'm down there a lot and the waiters know me and don't try anything like the chips thing or hassling me for drinks. They know I'll tip them well for good service and won't give them a peso if they try that crap with me. I've even sometimes not noticed given them a 20 when I thought I gave them a 10 and they gave me the correct change. I've had a mesero follow me outside because I had dropped my phone in the booth and hadn't noticed. They're not all sharks out to squeeze gringos dry.

The guys are hyper-agressive because if they don't deliver revenue to the bar, they're gone. The good waiters can provide good service and still make lots of money. Others see the gringo tourist as easy pickings. Most of the gringos will never come back so you have to get them while you can. I've given hundreds in tips to my favorite waiters over the years.

And yes, the bar will throw your ass out if you're not buying drinks. It is a bar, not a charity. If you're not buying, you're wasting space. If you're on a budget, drink slower and / or carry the empty bottle in your hand. If you have nothing in your hand, you'll be asked to buy more. This is pretty much standard operating procedure at most bars and clubs in the world.

[Keg]

Is this little jovencita from jalisco still working there? Bleached blonde, big soft natural tits, overdose of foundation, queen of the soap show:

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-14.jpg

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-16.jpg

I know her real name but cannot remember her fake name so I'll abstain. She gave me a phone number but I was reasonably trashed, doesn't look like the right number of digits jajajaja

Yes, I've seen her there before. I was mesmerized by her dancing one night, she has a real pouty look that makes you want to hit that big ass hard. I tried to talk to her but she seemed bored, it was a bummer because I wanted to take her upstairs but I just wasn't getting a vibe from her. Would be nice if someone who's been with her would post a report on her performance, maybe I just crossed her path on a bad night.

[Ath Trainer]

Some girls won't kiss, some will kiss a pig, some will do it if necessary. I had a bigger AB girl offer anal on a slower Sunday night within 5 minutes of meeting her.

As far as the waiters go, they are a pain in the ass. There are a million of them, and they are competitive. Tips are big to them, and will do what ever it takes to get one. They don't care if they [CodeWord140] you off, and will be aggressive and play mind games to do what they have to do. Remember, you are in a bar where girls will screw, flash, and be groped for money. So why won't a guy be a pain in the ass to make a buck. Don't let their games get to you, just shake them off. When one tells you if you don't buy a drink you will have to leave, he is probably saying that on his own, with no backing from the bar itself.

[TomJackin]

Is this little jovencita from jalisco still working there? Bleached blonde, big soft natural tits, overdose of foundation, queen of the soap show:

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-14.jpg

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-16.jpg

I know her real name but cannot remember her fake name so I'll abstain. She gave me a phone number but I was reasonably trashed, doesn't look like the right number of digits jajajaja

Yes, she is still working there. She was in the dancer of the year contest. Her club name is Alaska, forgot her real name.

[Member #4244]

Sometimes older and uglier girls will sometimes volunteer BBBJ as a way to differentiate themselves from the hotties of the week inside the club. A woman pushing 50 at AB offered a BBBJ and an hour of sexo for $40. It depends on the girl and her income potential.

Also, I've found that even with the younger, hotter girls some will automatically give BBBJ as part of the standard service if they're brand new to the club. I got BBBJs from a girl fresh from Cd Chihuahua that was a smoking hottie. It isn't like HK and AB have HR orientation sessions. So if a girl worked at a a place in the interior where BBBJ was common or they have no club experience, they'll consider BBBJ standard. Only after they talk to colleagues or the occasional health card worker will they figure out that BBBJ is optional or an upsell.

I am only a few miles from the border, so I am down there a lot and GFE kissing and sessions are possible with favorites after multiple sessions. If a girl digs you she'll also be more likely to kiss. As with non-pros you don't want to have bad breath be all stinky. I don't go looking for kisses from strangers so I don't know if there's upsells. If I'm with a new girl and she's very kissable I'll make a move and if she gives me the cheek, I take the hint and don't push it.

Yeah you can tell a lot of the fun older ones just don't give a fuck and want to work. They are not rugged or anything, just not the top shelf chicks down there.

Overall I am surprised at how COLD the broads are in Tijuana but you're just one guy looking for one girl (or two girls or three girls) so you can find a good one. Ditch the cold bitches, you're doing us all a favor! Bring up the standards of service there!

[Member #4244]

Is this little jovencita from jalisco still working there? Bleached blonde, big soft natural tits, overdose of foundation, queen of the soap show:

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-14.jpg

http://www.hktijuana.com/gallery/ind...ip-club-16.jpg

I know her real name but cannot remember her fake name so I'll abstain. She gave me a phone number but I was reasonably trashed, doesn't look like the right number of digits jajajaja

[Super Gato]

I was just here a month ago it really is great and its hard for me to monger in chicago after going out there haha. Just wondering how you got the GFE out there? I went to adelitas and Hong kong club, and at adelitas if I wanted to make out with them they would ask for 20 more but I didn't bother asking for a BBBJ, is that even possible? And at hk one girl wanted 150 from me WTF haha but some did kissing for 60 and no upcharge, just wondering if you paid extra for any GFE stuff like kissing or BBBJ, thanks.

Sometimes older and uglier girls will sometimes volunteer BBBJ as a way to differentiate themselves from the hotties of the week inside the club. A woman pushing 50 at AB offered a BBBJ and an hour of sexo for $40. It depends on the girl and her income potential.

Also, I've found that even with the younger, hotter girls some will automatically give BBBJ as part of the standard service if they're brand new to the club. I got BBBJs from a girl fresh from Cd Chihuahua that was a smoking hottie. It isn't like HK and AB have HR orientation sessions. So if a girl worked at a a place in the interior where BBBJ was common or they have no club experience, they'll consider BBBJ standard. Only after they talk to colleagues or the occasional health card worker will they figure out that BBBJ is optional or an upsell.

I am only a few miles from the border, so I am down there a lot and GFE kissing and sessions are possible with favorites after multiple sessions. If a girl digs you she'll also be more likely to kiss. As with non-pros you don't want to have bad breath be all stinky. I don't go looking for kisses from strangers so I don't know if there's upsells. If I'm with a new girl and she's very kissable I'll make a move and if she gives me the cheek, I take the hint and don't push it.

[Gexxon]

How true is that if you don't buy enough beers for a length of time they can ask you to leave the bar or the table.

Long time a go I was warned once for not buying enough beer in AB the waiter told me to be here you need to buy drinks?

If you have done nothing wrong and you've been buying drinks from the bar yourself and they know you have, you do NOT have to leave. BUT. Having said that, if you are sitting at a booth for a couple of hours and 15 minutes go by, I guarantee you that another.

Waiter has been ready to pounce on you to get that drink bought for his 1 dollar tip. Again that is only if you like to sit at a booth or table. If you are sitting at the barstools by the bar you're fine, they won't bug you neither will the bartenders behind the bar. They willnot kick you out for not buying enough beers, but they will give you a look of "Disgust" (which I ignore) and don't really care, they just want to see if they can get a buck from ya for bringing it to you. I always just go buy another beer at the bar while my buddy holds on to the seat, and I make sure the waiter that was hassling me about buying ANOTHER friggin drink see's me go buy it. I HATE THESE GUYS they are assholes IMHO, but I know how to deal with them. You are not obligated to have them go and bring you a drink, just get up and get it yourself just to spite the aholes, I say. But, No! You will not literally be kicked out if you don't buy a beer from a waiter, but yes they can hassle you to GIVE UP THE SEAT so that someone who is going to be buying a beer can sit at the booths so that they can earn 1 more dollar, that's all it's about is them making all the 1 tips they can get out of you. It's ridiculous at times because they are very aggressive with their tactics of sneaking in chips while your paying and talking to a girl at the same time. They think you won't notice your change missing 2 bucks. (I always do and I let'them know, to take the chips away, I don't want them). They smile and politely say "Sorry sorry, I thought you want for the lady", hahaha, Yah right! Just be on your toes, hold a beer in front of you or sit it in front of you and you'll be fine the whole time you're there. BTW, these waiters act independantly in how they want to TRY to bring up some stupid policy about buying a drink and sitting for more than 5 minutes or however length of time, so don't worry most of the time they will just frown and wonder off with a wave of your hand motioning "no I don't want it right now" and they go away. This thing with them pushing a drink on you mostly happens during a shift change, when new waiters come aboard and don't know (or pretend to not know) , that you have been sitting there buying drinks like crazy. IT's all a game for a 1 dollar tip. Enjoy the shows and use common tactical sense and keep a drink with you and you'll be fine, even if your not drinking it much. These guys are floating around all night lurking around to see who they the pull their stunts on. It's all a game just be aware of their games and you'll be fine.

[FlapJacK]

I was just here a month ago it really is great and its hard for me to monger in chicago after going out there haha. Just wondering how you got the GFE out there? I went to adelitas and Hong kong club, and at adelitas if I wanted to make out with them they would ask for 20 more but I didn't bother asking for a BBBJ, is that even possible? And at hk one girl wanted 150 from me WTF haha but some did kissing for 60 and no upcharge, just wondering if you paid extra for any GFE stuff like kissing or BBBJ, thanks.

I have never paid extra for kissing, BBBJ or for extra positions. It really quite simple. Get with a girl that likes you and or is attracted to you then it will most likely be GFE session. I have only been with two chicas AT HK and both kissed me during the session. One of them was even making out with me in the bar just a few minutes after meeting and sitting down with me.

But I have never had a standing / street girl make out with me. Just peck me on the lips a little and that was it. I have had several BBBJ from street girls though without asking for it.

[PussyProwler]

I was just here a month ago it really is great and its hard for me to monger in chicago after going out there haha. Just wondering how you got the GFE out there? I went to adelitas and Hong kong club, and at adelitas if I wanted to make out with them they would ask for 20 more but I didn't bother asking for a BBBJ, is that even possible? And at hk one girl wanted 150 from me WTF haha but some did kissing for 60 and no upcharge, just wondering if you paid extra for any GFE stuff like kissing or BBBJ, thanks.

[Member #4450]

If it were not for the waiters in HK it would be the best spot to hang out. These guys will royally [CodeWord140] you off from pushing drinks on you every 5 minutes. If you just finished downing 4 beers and your stomach and brain needs a break form the alcohol you'd better think twice about it. If a waiter comes by your table he will definitely try to push and push and push a drink on you as though you haven't bought 1 drink the couple of hours you' ve already been there. It's so damn annoying. So I advise you to just buy 1 beer and just hold it or sit it in front of you just to show them you have one. Don't worry about what they think or see after that, they won't bug you as long as you have a drink with you. But yes, they SUCK big time, so damn irritating. Now I go to the bar and get my own and tell them all when they see me without one, that "I WILL GET MY OWN AT THE BAR RIGHT NOW". They give you a look but I could care less, as long as they get the point. If you frequent HK, they know who you are and remember you, they will stop bugging you for a drink because they know you are going to get your own drink to spite them. LOL I HATE THE WAITERS THERE. Damn I really do. Yes you are right, I stopped going up with the girls after having to pay for some dude to hand her a robe that was something that rubbed me the wrong way ever since. I refuse to do it now. I told the guy and the girl if I pay him 1 dollar to hand you a robe (rip off) that I will take it off your room service fee or we cancel going up right now. She said something in Spanish to the guy and he just

Motioned us to keep going up to the hotel with a sour look on his face (as if I care). Screw that, what an insult. But that's just me. LOL I go there only for the $1. 00 girls and the eye candy whip cream or shaving cream shows now. I finish upstair at AB when I'm good and primed and ready to go. LOL

How true is that if you don't buy enough beers for a length of time they can ask you to leave the bar or the table.

Long time a go I was warned once for not buying enough beer in AB the waiter told me to be here you need to buy drinks?

[Santij]

Now a days it became common practice to waiters in HK not to give correct change. 3 times they charged me $10 for chica drink I called him and asked why he over charged, and he gave a chips packet and said chica asked for that and he forgot to give it before. Off course lady said she did not ask for that.

Be careful, check the change and ask them right there or best option is to hand over the exact change.

[Gexxon]

Only get to Tijuana once a year, so here are my findings compared to last summer.

Thurs. Sat, they were making you buy a Tecate at the door for $4. Liked the Tecate Lite option. Sunday, no minimum. Quality of girls was excellent. All shapes and sizes. Use to be primarily a AB guy, but spent most of my leche in HK.

Shaving cream show was upstairs 2 of the 3 nights I saw it. One night, saw them pulling guys on stage for Tequila shots.

Masseros are a pain in the ass! Run you over to get past you. Constant bother for pushing drinks. Chica drink half full, asking if she wants another, trying to sneak the chips in to the chica drink.

One of the 3 trips to the hotel, I went out the front instead of the back (or maybe the other way around, not sure). Seemed like we went to a different hotel. Still $15 for the room, but $1 for the condom. $1 for the girls robe is a total ripoff.

Wish they had a location closer to home.

If it were not for the waiters in HK it would be the best spot to hang out. These guys will royally [CodeWord140] you off from pushing drinks on you every 5 minutes. If you just finished downing 4 beers and your stomach and brain needs a break form the alcohol you'd better think twice about it. If a waiter comes by your table he will definitely try to push and push and push a drink on you as though you haven't bought 1 drink the couple of hours you' ve already been there. It's so damn annoying. So I advise you to just buy 1 beer and just hold it or sit it in front of you just to show them you have one. Don't worry about what they think or see after that, they won't bug you as long as you have a drink with you. But yes, they SUCK big time, so damn irritating. Now I go to the bar and get my own and tell them all when they see me without one, that "I WILL GET MY OWN AT THE BAR RIGHT NOW". They give you a look but I could care less, as long as they get the point. If you frequent HK, they know who you are and remember you, they will stop bugging you for a drink because they know you are going to get your own drink to spite them. LOL I HATE THE WAITERS THERE. Damn I really do. Yes you are right, I stopped going up with the girls after having to pay for some dude to hand her a robe that was something that rubbed me the wrong way ever since. I refuse to do it now. I told the guy and the girl if I pay him 1 dollar to hand you a robe (rip off) that I will take it off your room service fee or we cancel going up right now. She said something in Spanish to the guy and he just

Motioned us to keep going up to the hotel with a sour look on his face (as if I care). Screw that, what an insult. But that's just me. LOL I go there only for the $1. 00 girls and the eye candy whip cream or shaving cream shows now. I finish upstair at AB when I'm good and primed and ready to go. LOL