Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Star Wars crew got in HK about 3 PM. The club was already crowded, packed with guys and lots of girls, a few new, hot, young. We expected about 10 bros to show, so Obiwan pulled his strings, got us the large double table in front of the TV. Eventually all wingmen showed up, a few I have not seen a while, also a few from out of town. Anakin was visiting his mom in OC but by 8 decided to drive down with Chef Boyardi to hang out with the bros. Hoes before mom every time hehe.

A few wingmen have been going to Tijuana a few times every week, got contacts with some very hot girls, but never posted their intels. We ordered a couple buckets of beers and a bottle of Bacardi Rum with mixers, which gives a good quick buzz without hang over, recommended over the cheap and harsh tequilas that will scorch the digestive tract. We ordered 2 pepperoni pizza from Azul. The girls did not want to eat carb. I took a slice but find it way too salty, almost inedible. Damn. But Mao seemed to like it. He quickly devoured the one on his side, then moseyed over and finished ours. I took a couple pics of him relishing the pizza slices, looking funny like a hungry little boy. Chef Boyardi is another big eater, gulping down 6 full plates of meats at the Churrascaria do Brasil. We have to hit the AYCE buffets in town.

STRIPPERS.

We all packed into that booth, drinking, eating, catching up on news, molesting hot girls. Strippers were not especially attractive this night. Huge, flabby Cielo did her routine. Mao was offended by her large size, lumpy shape and slow, heavy moves, asked security guys to remove her from the stage, well, no can do. She may be large and lumpy to Mao but Papaya likes her a lot, sitting with her, buying in her nonstop wine bottles and treating her like a real lady. Not every guy like spinners. I found a huge, flabby woman, about 250 lbs, with melon-size DDDD cups hanging down to the belly, sitting in Chavelas. Some guys might have a secret fantasy of riding a whale across the stormy Pacific hehe.

A new girl, fairly hot in her beige dress, insisted on $150 a session, no can do. She was floating around all night, not getting fichas or sessions, but she never learns.

$30 WINE BOTTLE SCAM.

Tall Barbie doll Diabla de Sinaloa came by, sat with me, ordered a Coke. She's tall and lanky, long legs, natural perky boobs, no tats, pretty face, beautiful like a doll. We were doing small talk. I was trying to kiss her neck and feel her boobs. She quickly stood up, took the drink and went to the corner. Talking about scams. She's known for her cold and haughty attitudes, difficult in and out of bed. Avoid her unless you want to hump a cold, hard log in bed.

Another pretty spinner came by, forgot her name. I invited her to sit and offered her a drink. She ordered a wine bottle with the mesero. I told her I would only buy cervezas. While she was hesitating, Obiwan decided to take her to the hotel, saved me from another $30 wine bottle scam.

HOT HK GIRL FRIENDS.

Papaya took girls to his room a couple times, left his 4 favorite girls at the table, instructing meseros to pour them wine nonstop and put them on his tab while he was gone. The girls sat there drinking heavily, joking that papaya was eating out their 2 friends. The girls took turns with him in the hotel. He bagged 6 girls and popped 5 times for the night. I don't know how he does it every trip, definitely a marathon gold medal Sex Olympian. He has been wishing the International Olympic Committee would turn sex into an international competitive sport.

He came down, breathing heavily, looking tired, drinking heavily, cuddling 3 girls. The dwarf tequilario poured a couple shots down his throat. I thought he was going to black out, but just shrugged it off and continued fondling girls. He has been going to Tijuana for the last 10 years, knows a lot of hot girls, a few would fly in from other states to meet up. He always has 3 to 4 girls keeping him company in the booth, showing him love. He really enjoys the girls' companies, love, affection, sex, reportedly eating them out and screwing them to multiple orgasms throughout the night. Bar girls just love big ballers who pay them well, then giving them bed shaking orgasms. Here's a pic of HK's decadent and sexy party with all facial features removed, just to show fun time with hot bar girls.

Another big baller, Jabba the Butt, hangs tight with his GF Cielo, throwing green to the crowd of guys and girls who stampede to scoop up the bills, drawing the limelight and attention to himself but severely distracting the enjoyment of others. He admitted to having 7 prior felonies, most likely drugs trafficking and distribution. He's a typical drug capo who may turn nasty and violent on petty issues, should be avoided.

R2 D2 brought his ex Tropical GF in to drink with us, a pretty and very nice girl with glasses, beautiful perky real boobs, long legs, nice light skin, no tats, kissing her lips, sucking on her tongue. She gave him 4 hour BB for $120 and refused propinas. She's like a GF but needs his money support, said she wants his babies. Wrong move. Don't do it. But he has been screwing her BB for the last year and a half. Never know when she will show up with a bloated tummy hehe.

NeverOnce was sitting with his girls in Miami but I did not see him. He stays in contact with many of the hottest HK girls, vacationing and visiting them in their hometowns, got the sweet and sexy BF treatments, allegedly with no money changing hands. He has some of the best arrangements with the hottest girls. I wish he had brought his girls over and hang with us.

By midnight LoveMoney brought over a nice, very pretty spinner, looking like a China, sat drinking with her. I liked her looks but thought LoveMoney was going to take her up, so I stayed back. I already drank way too much and was out of ammo anyway. Got her tel for next week. Wingmen have multiple bar GFs whom they meet on rotation every visit.

Went to Tropical, did not find any girl attractive, but found a new girl, very nice, very good–looking young spinner, nice, clean, no tats, playing with her phone. I wished I had found her earlier. I would have treated her like a hot GF and take her to the hotel, but it was getting late. Got her tel. She lives in Tijuana so is easy to see. It pays to check Tropical besides just hanging out in HK.

QUICK STRIKE MISSIONS.

Drove back by 11:30, wingmen crossed the border on foot in 10 minutes. We took turns driving back, arrived home by 1:30. Wingmen like quick strike missions, not having to spend too much time on the road, so they can go more often or every week, party with dozens hot girls, pop 6 girls a night, and still get home at decent hours, ready for sleep, work, family, business the next day.

[MongerSocal]

HK had beautiful babes as always. I pulled a girl named Mickey. Light dark skin. Petite w / nice boobs no tats. She was tiny when she took off her stripper shoes. Awesome moaner & gave me a good sesh. I took her to Rizo de Oro. She stayed longer than 30 minutes for 100. From now on I'm going to get a room at the rizo. Its clean & affordable. Practically all the girls from either the clubs or bars or the SG can go in no problem. Later in the day I whatsapp messaged Mickey again. She went straight for my hotel room for round 2. Love it.

[BigButtDetecto]

Thursdays are great at hkg; lot of girls; not many gringos.

Adelitas is still closed.

[Captain Solo]

A sure way to have putas squirt in your face.

[Rambo1969]

I stayed at Cascadas and visited HK Apr. 5-8.

I noticed the crowd on Friday night was big / busy as I expected around 10 pm. It did pickup more by 11 pm but I felt crowd was a little smaller than my last visit in October.

The meseros / staff in the new part of the club are much much more agressive about selling fichas. They whip out a booklet of ficha tickets the minute you start talking to a girl. Too aggressive.

Big / fat guy was there in the early evening hours of Friday surrounded by a dozen gals, feeding the gals and staff, etc. He was gone before 11 pm.

Many of the gals seem to be more willing to offer 1 HR service for $100 - so length of service time is easier to negotiate. I stuck to my gal Karumi for all my sessions except the first one when she was not available. DM me if you want more info about why I like Karumy so much.

I noticed Fannie at the corner near food carts near Ibiza lost all he covid weight so I had her the first night.

Overall my visit to Tijuana was awesome. As before. Now I am back in Silicon Valley and my sexless life in USA.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Damn would have to piss the next 3 hours not randy for the sexo LOL.

[PochoMonger]

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.

You can get a bucket with 6 beers and drink it in the private dance booth, but you get 30 minutes. VIP room is better for 1 hour if you buy the 10 beers bucket. I only do that if I'm not feeling like going to the room that night, just spend time and talk to a nice girl. You can do the same in the booth / VIP like in a privado dance, just maybe tip $1 for the groping.

[BrotherMouzone]

If you buy just a regular $10 ficha tequila shot it's going to be crap. If the girl really wants a shot she'll order something more expensive but most guys won't pay for that. I remember a girl ordered a $50 shot and it wasn't watered down. Like someone else mentioned the easiest thing to do would be just buy a bottle and give a shot to the girl every once in awhile as long as you are buying her regular ficha beers.

One of the girls I mess with regularly just asks me to buy tequilla shots as if I'm going to drink them and just pass them to her instead. It comes out cheaper that way and the drinks are much stronger. She doesn't care too much about the number of actual ficha shots I buy her since I take her arriba anyway.

[KBToys]

The VIP rooms cost $100/ HR and you get a bucket of 10 beers included, you do not need to keep drinking the beers and the mesero will leave you alone, he will come back from time to time to check everything is ok, if she girl does not finish the beers and the 1 hour time is up then the mesero takes the beers outside to a table and your time with the girl keeps going until she finishes the beers or you say goodbye to her, saves you a lot from tips but you need to be sure you want the girl, so buying just 1 ficha before using the VIP room is a wise move.

Good to know as I've bought the bucket for $100, but didn't get VIP room included. Chica just sat with me until they were finished. They prefer the $30 little wine bottles, but would be cool to get VIP room. The chica was getting a little crazy for their standards, but perfectly normal in USA Strip clubs and they kept trying to get me into the VIP room for like $20 some dollars.

[PochoMonger]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

The VIP rooms cost $100/ HR and you get a bucket of 10 beers included, you do not need to keep drinking the beers and the mesero will leave you alone, he will come back from time to time to check everything is ok, if she girl does not finish the beers and the 1 hour time is up then the mesero takes the beers outside to a table and your time with the girl keeps going until she finishes the beers or you say goodbye to her, saves you a lot from tips but you need to be sure you want the girl, so buying just 1 ficha before using the VIP room is a wise move.

[Captain Solo]

Got in Tijuana Sunday about 3 PM. After 2 weeks of cold rainy storms, the weather was sunny, dry, warm, very nice to have fun with hot girls in Tijuana red light district.

RAW CLAM COCTELE LUNCH.

Sat on Rizo's balcony, had lunch raw clam coctele from the cart, washed down with Bohemia beers, smoked a little, watched HK girls getting in to work. It's a lot more pleasurable than dining indoors. Mexico's raw seafood is fresh and delish. I have been eating them every week for 20 years, never had problems, recommend you try it.

Smoking ban in bars is a serious impediment to having fun. When will bars bribe Tijuana health department enough to let us lit up? I don't feel like drinking in bars without a little smoke, not annoying or harming anyone. The putas are taking cig breaks outside the bars, cutting into their time to sell fichas.

Went in HK with the bros. Obiwan has a special relationship with HK's management with full diplomatic immunity, so we were drinking $1 beers all night in HK and Tropical. We settled in the huge table in front of the TV, drinking, flirting with hot girls, best spot in HK within views and touches of strippers and all hot sexy girl fluttering around. Man, I drank way too much, got a big buzz. Fortunately Jabba the Butt stayed home to repair his dead dick so HK was fully functioning, all sexy and fun.

HK TALENTS.

Talents were fairly good for Sunday afternoon. Hot girls were just hanging out, not selling, looking desperate. Tall, slim blonde Ashley has been dumped by narco Steroid Bob, came back spread out in a booth in Chavelas. She probably tried to steal from his stash of meth and cash, got beat up then thrown out, may be. I was looking for bruises on her skinny frame and light skin but did not find any, hehe.

Fatima used to work the street, missing before CoVid, came back to work in HK in her tight dress. She's a country girl, does not know how to dress and make up, smells way too sweaty like just returning from a full day toiling in the sun, totally turns me off, but my wingman was in love with he, brought her into HK, sat with her, bought her non ficha drinks all night. HK cannot stop you from bringing any female into the club. Bring your favorite street girls in and have fun with them, would be a lot sexier, more fun and hell cheaper hehe. I wish Kenya is still in Tijuana, one of the prettiest, sweetest, nicest, classiest girls in Mexico. I could drink with her and kiss her pretty mouth all night.

Cici / Bonnie came back working in HK, looking way too skinny, run down like a goth. Her independent escort business must be slow. She lost a lot of weight, likely heavily into meth. She would quickly disappear after the sessions to hit the pipe.

Love Money brought 2 very hot spinners to the table, drinking, groping them. He was disappointed that they both wanted $150-200 basic sessions with many upcharges, so he got rid of both. He found another hot girl for a $100 half hour session.

R2 D2 found a Tropical girl 2-hour CFS for $100. He can get his dick to salute Putin but can never pop without screwing BB for 1 hour or more. Damn problem drives him ape shit every week. I suggested he buy a $500 PFE doll to solve his problem and fill his need, but he's pig headed and has been resisting, buying $100 BB sessions for hours with a few regulars.

I found a new young slim, very pretty spinner, Jay de Guadalajara, smiling pretty, sweet and innocent, sat drinking with her. She wanted $120. Obiwan countered $100 for 2 pops but she declined. She looked very young and pretty in HK's artsy lighting, but when she went outside smoking, she looked a bit older, still very good–looking with a fun sweet smile, so I got her tel for future visit in GDL.

Cielo stripped and came by to say Hello,. She's huge, older and flabby, but Papaya has a thing for her.

Hot spinner Shalia de Cuiliacan was stripping. She's one of the hottest stripper in HK, very popular. Offered her a cerveza after. She looked very beautiful but was hot and sweaty after her strip routine, smelling very sweaty, so I had to let her go take a shower. I can never get aroused by ugly, smelly girls. They would just destroy my sex drive. Got Shalia's tel for vacation in Mazatlan.

Chicago and TROPICAL.

Adelita was still closed. Went to Chicago, did not find any girl worth taking, but the mesera was flrtsy. She's a little thick but still better looking than the rest of Chicago's crew. Bought her a drink. She confirmed she would go to hotel and fuck like rabbit, promised very hot, freaky sessions, hinting BBBJ, BBFS and anal. She lives in Tijuana so is avail year round and open to OTC dating. After groping her chunky torso and droopy boobs, decided the little head would not cooperate, got her tel for a wingman who prefers BBFS thick girls and left her.

Went to Tropical with wingmen, drank lots of $1 Bohemias Rojas, watch the strip show, played with the sweaty strippers. Came back to HK to find Jay but did not find her. Will save money for the trip to Guadalajara with wingman this month.

Drove back by midnight. I hate sleeping overnight in a tiny, windowless hotel room in Tijuana, just too much wasted dead time, then have to deal with heavy day time traffic the next day, wasting a lot of precious time. I would fill all my needs for food, booze, sex, fun, excitement, entertainment ect quickly within 6 to 8 hours in Tijuana, then drive home about midnight with no traffic.

The pedestrian line stretched past the foot bridge, very unusual at midnight, took wingmen about 20 minutes to cross. Had a night full of sexy encounters with hot young girls and fun with wingmen. Will be down again this weekend after Easter Sunday.

[Dogers69]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

My 1st visit to mexixo was supposed to be to walk I to Tijuana 10 am, see this Hong Kong place people speak of, and have a beer. Instead inwas having sex in the lap dance room by noon. . The room is closet sized. You don't want to be in there more then 10 minutes. Your going to have to have a plan for it to be any fun. Its not like a usa lap dance where the girls gona dance on you for 10 minutes. If you give anyone $100 to use this room every maseros gona be trying to get $$ from you. "Oh hes rich. Hey buddy you have to buy bucket beers too" "hey buddy I'm the lap danc e attendant my tip better be 5 times bigger from you than the 10 minute dance tips I expect". The girl, even for ten minutes, will start out with "lets go have sex upstairs in hotel papi". This will be repeated every 27 seconds during the lap dance, with obvious anger from her that you still want a lap dance. Most will be terrible lap dances. Like some will be dead fish don't touch me. I had sex with 1 but I paid her $60 that was 8 yrs ago. I had one 5 months ago blow job I only have her 8 dollars because I was annoyed the vip guy made us do the lap dance after she was kissing me during the beer I bought her. I should gave her more and would of but I did t see her again despite going to hk for 30 minutes another 25 times the next 3 months. But anyway you don't want an hour, you need to know why your going in the lap dance room, and basically pay her at the beginning so that she's not depressed that she's giving you a lap dance instead of making $120 to have sex in the hotel.

[Jwon3239]

Does anyone have experience in the VIP lap dance room? A mesoros told me it was $100/ HR. Would I have to keep buying drinks for the girl?

[Sol12]

I bought two shots, one for myself and one for the girl. Mine had tequila in it, but the girls had water. When the mesoros brought the two shots over he forgot which one actually had tequila in it and had to hold both the shot glasses up to check the coloring. In this case is it even worth arguing to get the girl an actual shot? I don't speak Spanish, and when I ordered the shots the girl said something to the meseros. It's possible she was telling him to give water.

If you buy just a regular $10 ficha tequila shot it's going to be crap. If the girl really wants a shot she'll order something more expensive but most guys won't pay for that. I remember a girl ordered a $50 shot and it wasn't watered down. Like someone else mentioned the easiest thing to do would be just buy a bottle and give a shot to the girl every once in awhile as long as you are buying her regular ficha beers.

[Dogers69]

I bought two shots, one for myself and one for the girl. Mine had tequila in it, but the girls had water. When the mesoros brought the two shots over he forgot which one actually had tequila in it and had to hold both the shot glasses up to check the coloring. In this case is it even worth arguing to get the girl an actual shot? I don't speak Spanish, and when I ordered the shots the girl said something to the meseros. It's possible she was telling him to give water.

I would say yes that's what she told him. There are some girls who want some alcohol. Some. Can be a lot fun with some alcohol and the next week not drinking they are not fun at all.