Hong Kong Club Reports

[Efjayel]

Why where regular girls there? Where these American girls or locals? Call me old fashioned but I preffer only chicas in the club that work there and not regular girls who are there to party. If regulars girls are there, It would make it awkward to approach the working girls near them cause I would feel like a huge pervert. Even though we both know that I am just for being there. But why ruin the moment? That's all I'm trying to say...

Besides what if one of them is looking really hot and I mistake them for a pro and approach them then get put down for it. Sure, it'll be something to laugh about the next day but I won't be laughing while it happens.

[Jazzyjer]

I have only been to HK twice and had a great time both times. I was wondering, are the girls available for take out?? Or is this place just a strip club?

Thanks in advance for the response.

[Efjayel]

Condomless!? Dude wtf is wrong with you!? Seriously!


Anyways, thanks for highlighting the night of the grand opening. Would have liked to have been there though. I'm sure it would have been a blast.

[Lulu Pussy]

Came back to HK the morning after the big party and had a lovely time doing the usual $1 stuff-and-pussy-rub (goddamn it, I love that value for the buck!). One of the dancers, Abrill (ahb-real) de PV sits down next to me. I don’t care much for the chit-chat, so as soon as her drink came, it was vamanos.

Abrill is very nice looking, mid-20s, black hair with a couple bright red and blue streaks. She had it up as pony tails, very cute. Nice thin body, cute little tits. Don’t know if they’re permanent or some kind of cosmetic thing, but she has diamonds in all her top teeth. Different. Couldn’t decide if I liked that or not, but not a big distraction.

Sweet little panocha. Dined a while, then kissed her other lips while junior started to rise. I usually like a little BJ action to start, but with her laying back and us kissing, it was the perfect opportunity to slip in hatless. I was a about half a helmet in when she said, “no, condom,” but I was able to talk her out of that and promised to give her a little extra. Usually, this takes a lot of convincing and still they rarely ever go for it, but luck was on my side today.

After the deed, she went to clean up, I hit junior with a liberal rubbing of Purel, then got dressed.

Keep in mind that we hadn’t discussed payment through all this. I figured I’d at least have to give her cien for BBFS, maybe a lot more. So I started by handing her four 20s and said, “Gracias baby, ochenta.” She was very pleased with that! Double-score!

While she looks great, has an interesting smile, kisses nicely (no tongue, however) and blows OK (though not deep), she’s a bit of a dud enthusiasm-wise. No starfish, but you have to lead, at least I did. Personally, half the deal for me is their ability to fake a nice attitude and sense of fun. But BBFS was a very nice surprise.

If you see her, I don’t know if you can talk her into BB while you’re in the club, but it’s clearly possible in mid-stream. I’m old and chubby, so if I can do it, you better looking guys should have no trouble.

[Lulu Pussy]

Caught the opening night festivities at the double-sized HK Friday night. Got there a bit after 10 or so. Walked in the new entrance and was handed a can of Tecate. “Gratis, free tonight only my friend.” Nice start. Walked in. It was bumpin’ loud and PACKED. Chicas in short little stretch dresses with Hong Kong imprinted across the ass where everywhere.

Straight ahead, down a couple stair and around a pillon. That took about 10 minutes. Did I mention it was packed? I mean wall-to-wall, shoulder-to-shoulder. The place was a circus: including a fat guy in a clown outfit with a rainbow afro wig blowing a whistle non-siop, pounding musica, fast Spanish talking DJ yelling without let-up, confetti everywhere, a man and woman mines striking stupid poses in the new shower area, dozens of maseros in jester hats trying to push their way through the crowds, dozens of strippers in New Orleans/Rio Carnival outfits (bird masks, tons of glitter, body paint, big feather boa things sticking out the backs of their thongs), live video of the action up on the big multiscreen, a million guys of course, lots and lots of good-looking nicely dressed non-stripper girls who where just there for the fun, a few curious streetgirls wandering in for the free beer, and dozens and dozens (seriously) of chicas in those Hong Kong dresses dancing arm-to-arm EVERYWHERE, across all the catwalks and up and down all the staircases. Wild!

They had set up a boxing ring next to the downstairs stage. I first wanted to check the place out, having not been there for a few months. Very hard to move on the first floor, but doubled back and made my way up the stairs slappin’ 8 or 9 “Hong” checks along the way. Second level was a bit less crowded, you could kinda move along if you were patient. Every inch of the catwalks were covered, so you can lay to rest any worries around how sturdy they are.

Third level was a reasonable short cut from side to side. The top level bar on the end actually had a little bit of breathing room. Ordered another beer as waiter service was impossible that night. Made my way back down the stairs on the new side, this time slapping all the “Kong” cheeks on the way down. Played my cards right and managed to get a set at the stage. After one of the Carnival bird girls was finishing her set, the reign of weirdness started.

With the DJ screaming something completely unintelligible non-stop, a parade of the Hong-Kong-Dress girls made their ways down the stairs onto the stage, then started dancing elbow to elbow for a couple of songs. I counted 17-18, assume the same thing was going on on the other stage. There were guys playing drums along with the musica while the girls did their best to dance within their one-square-foot and not fall off the stage. They later conga-lined back off the stage and where soon replaced by three women in black batlike costumes. These three, non-very-attractive women just stood there for the most part, then eventually slowly waved their long black wings up and down back and forth. We were all pretty much waiting for the point to occur, but things like that don’t happen much in Mexico. Then they left and a small guy in a tuxedo-like outfit began semi-Flamenco dancing around on the stage. I thought he was just going to do the setup for the shaving cream show, but that never happened. Instead, he was up there for a LONG half hour lip-syncing and joking around in Spanish. This wasn’t just “gay.” This guy was clearly flaming gay. Nonetheless, all the girls were thrilled stuffing dollars in his belt. Those that could understand Spanish where laughing throughout, so he was clearly a good comedian, but for those who aren’t fluent, we were just uncomfortably clapping when everyone else did and waited for it to be over. And waited. And waited.

Coming up next was the boxing match, and the one thing not coming up through all this was my dick.

I love HK, It is the only place I go to in TJ. I sit at the stage with a pocket full of singles, enjoy a beer or two, rub the parading pussies and nipples, maybe buy a girl a drink and then it’s arriba-time. But tonight wasn’t HK business as usual. There were some guys at tables with girls, but mostly non-hooker girlfriends/wives. This just wasn’t the kind of atmosphere where you could do business. Realizing that, I made it over to AB before the fight started to clear the ringing in my ears and get my freak on (more on that in the AB posting section).

When I came back after my session, the crowd had thinned a bit. The weirdness seemed to be over and things where starting to get back to the usual stripping/hooking business. Hung out at the old stage for a little while, but didn’t want to get covered in stripper glitter, so eventually, around 1:30 a.m., made my way out the new side while they were taking apart the boxing ring supporting structure. Walked across the border with zero wait time, just 3 people in front of me.

All-in-all, a great party experience. Lots of fun, lots of wildness, a little weirdness, not much sexiness. But I guess that’s OK for one night.

I was back about 12 hours later and am happy to report that it was nearly empty, the new side was open but dark and I was able to conduct business as usual.

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[Santij]

I was walking on the alley at 1 Am friday night, they are giving 2 beers for $3:50.

Earlier, I had posted theers were $3.50 before 7pm on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. I was slightly off. Beers are only $2.00 on Sundays.

Also, the new section is closed off, during the day, from Monday through Thursday. After 8pm, the entire bar is open.

[MassPilot27]

After 5 trips HKG in 6 months last year, I've had to suffer thru almost a year of no travelling. Finally, I'm headed back for a few days and want to maximize my fun.

I've been to k pressure a few times. It is usually my post transpac flight relaxation. I was wondering if anyone has tried to have 2 girls at once there?

[Roguesta]

Earlier, I had posted that beers were $3.50 before 7pm on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. I was slightly off. Beers are only $2.00 on Sundays.

Also, the new section is closed off, during the day, from Monday through Thursday. After 8pm, the entire bar is open.

[Efjayel]

I was in AB up to 1 AM friday. There are shows in AB too, they started after 1 AM.

Don't get me wrong, AB too has its strip shows. But they're not always ongoing like HK seems to be. It's usually only during certain hours. So most of the time it has the hooker bar ambience. Music, alcohol, cigar smoke fog, dim lighting, skimpy clothes, girls standing trying to look sexy or dancing in place shaking it.

damn I really need to go back again but these little excursions come out heavily expensive. Just making the trip is $50 bucks worth of gas!

Rim job? Eww, I think i'd feel more grossed out having that done than the girl doing it to me. Perhaps its because of my past experience of it on porno flix. The guys I've seen it being done to where those out of shape pale hairy guys with hair around their butthole. Disgusting to witness is to say the least.

[Starphucker]

I had her a year ago and she is wild. BBBJCIMWS and a nice RIM to go with it. Best service in TJ. As long as you don't care about looks much.

[Santij]

There's really nothing special about Ab's athmosphere. Doesn't seem like they worked on making it what it is. From what I've seen of old brothels and such, it hasn't changed ambience wise.

AB is just a bar with music, alcohol and hookers standing around waiting for customers. Your average Hooker bar. And hooker bars have been like this since the beginning of time. Adelitas is following suit. HK is a more modern bar with strip shows, pole dancing and whip cream lesbian shows. HK is more strip bar than hooker bar.

The only thing that has made Adelitas #1 all this time is the hot women. But if all those chicas went to the sleaziest and ugliest bar, all the customers would be right behind them. Cause ultimately that's what this is about, the chicas.

Although HK has something going for it by giving the place a more party like athmosphere. Some like this, some don't. I'm one who preffers Ab over HK. But if all the chicas left Ab for HK, then I'd put up with the annoyances of HK just for the chicas.

I was in AB up to 1 AM friday. There are shows in AB too, they started after 1 AM.

[Efjayel]

There's really nothing special about Ab's athmosphere. Doesn't seem like they worked on making it what it is. From what I've seen of old brothels and such, it hasn't changed ambience wise.

AB is just a bar with music, alcohol and hookers standing around waiting for customers. Your average Hooker bar. And hooker bars have been like this since the beginning of time. Adelitas is following suit. HK is a more modern bar with strip shows, pole dancing and whip cream lesbian shows. HK is more strip bar than hooker bar.

The only thing that has made Adelitas #1 all this time is the hot women. But if all those chicas went to the sleaziest and ugliest bar, all the customers would be right behind them. Cause ultimately that's what this is about, the chicas.

Although HK has something going for it by giving the place a more party like athmosphere. Some like this, some don't. I'm one who preffers Ab over HK. But if all the chicas left Ab for HK, then I'd put up with the annoyances of HK just for the chicas.

[Sgtchili Sauce]

HK was hoppin with activity last nyt, there was a bath tub show and a flOck of boys were oogling this girl doin the tub show. Also saw the highly talked about expansion, personally, I don't think HK even with the "major" facelift will come close to the ambience and vibe that adelitas has created niche that is uniquely to itself. HK is just an overrated stripclub I think.

Just my $.02.

[Efjayel]

Don't think I've ever seen her before.

[Tjmee]

Thanks,

I really don't remember seeing her at HK, but there are a lot more girls now.