Hong Kong Club Reports

[Ninguno Especial]

My friend Jose told me that HK gives really small shots and their hard liquor prices may be among the highest in TJ.

Tropical gives DOUBLE shots for about $3. as part of their 2 for 1 deal all day until 8pm.

[Cool]

My friend Jose told me that HK gives really small shots and their hard liquor prices may be among the highest in TJ. If you want hard liquor he says you should try purple rain. Purple Rain gives small shots also but is a better deal. Purple Rain is good for shots only (not the girls) and you will be subject to a search by the doorman. Purple Rain also has a bigger selection.

I mean I doubt they are making this much but they aren't doing bad at all. In fact the girls at HK charge more than any other bar in TJ, thats a fact! A guy I know was dating one of the girls down there and she didn't go to the rooms with any of the guys, just danced and got drinks. He told me she would easily clear 500-700 on the busy nights, not bad and like I said this was without going up to the rooms.

Also in terms of reports I was down again last Thursday and maybe I am the most picky guy around but the talent level at HK isn't that great right now. I keep asking the waiters where the new girls are and they actually laugh and say they have no idea! I noticed one new girl that was a solid 9 but some guy was just sitting there buying her full bottles of wine and tequila, it was hilarious. Otherwise I would say there are a couple 8's and then you start dropping down very fast. I still go to HK, if I go to TJ at all, because it is more laid back but not for the quantity of hot girls. I didn't go home with a girl a week back after my first trip to TJ in 3-4 months and I almost did the same this time as well. Country John kind of made a point that I should at least do something since I was down so I just grabbed a cute SW I had done before and she charged 25 for everything including getting fully naked, a solid 6.5 so worth it.

I think if I go back down I will head to HK for drinks and then to AB for a girl because they always have the solid girls. Unfortunately they aren't always guaranteed to be a good lay but I will post my results

[California Guy]

BS! According to one of the HK girls boyfiriend top girls at Hong Kong can earn 90+k a year.

I mean I doubt they are making this much but they aren't doing bad at all. In fact the girls at HK charge more than any other bar in TJ, thats a fact! A guy I know was dating one of the girls down there and she didn't go to the rooms with any of the guys, just danced and got drinks. He told me she would easily clear 500-700 on the busy nights, not bad and like I said this was without going up to the rooms.

Also in terms of reports I was down again last Thursday and maybe I am the most picky guy around but the talent level at HK isn't that great right now. I keep asking the waiters where the new girls are and they actually laugh and say they have no idea! I noticed one new girl that was a solid 9 but some guy was just sitting there buying her full bottles of wine and tequila, it was hilarious. Otherwise I would say there are a couple 8's and then you start dropping down very fast. I still go to HK, if I go to TJ at all, because it is more laid back but not for the quantity of hot girls. I didn't go home with a girl a week back after my first trip to TJ in 3-4 months and I almost did the same this time as well. Country John kind of made a point that I should at least do something since I was down so I just grabbed a cute SW I had done before and she charged 25 for everything including getting fully naked, a solid 6.5 so worth it.

I think if I go back down I will head to HK for drinks and then to AB for a girl because they always have the solid girls. Unfortunately they aren't always guaranteed to be a good lay but I will post my results

[Cool]

bs! according to one of the hk girls boyfiriend top girls at hong kong can earn 90+k a year.

saturday night hk had a good 2 dozens strippers. at least 6 of them would rate 7 or above. the lesbian act was hot and long. in contrary, i sat through 5 strippers at ab and they were all porkers. hk sure beats ab and chicago in both quantity and quality.

keep handing out the $1 tips to the strippers. you will never spend more than $20 for the whole night, but the girls will show you lots of appreciation and good company. at hk, for a $1 tip, you can peek, poke, press, pry.... any girl, anywhere you want, which is is a lot of fun.

unlike ab and cc, the girls at hong kong all work hard for very little money. do show them some appreciation.

[Viiout]

My advice is to find a girl at HK and go to the vip room with her. That is if you dont mind spending some money. The room costs $42 but that is for 6 drinks for the lady once in the room you can fondle as much as they will allow my buddy actually got a bbbj in there till the waiter came in. They still come in and try to sell you flowers and take pics but just wave them off and go back to what you were doing. These are not the private dance rooms but an actual room in the back left of the club on the second floor.

[Hadez]

I was at HK a couple days ago. There were a couple big girls during the day but at 5 PM or so they all disappeared. All I saw was hard bodied babes....some all natural and some going for the porn star look.

Also the buying game is still going on.

3 guys all at once trying to get a drink for a girl. I wonder what commision they get and if you could tip them enough to leave you alone, I am sure another number-whatever-conman will come take his place.

Anyways it is the game, you can play or you can ignore it.

Personally I play with it a little bit to make sure they know where my money is going.

Drinks...I will buy 2 and no more is my rule after one trip to TJ. The trap is really an easy one to fall into when you have a cute girl grabbing your manhood.

A guy came by once offering to sell roses for $2...the girl seemed interested so i whispered to her "dinero o floras?" She gave me her answer and I looked the dude in the eye as I tucked $2 in each garter belt. Tho I did end up buying some doll later for her nina or something. That is the problem with playing the game...sooner or later you are gonna get hit back. I saw allot of guys getting attention from girls and no waiter hassling them though.

[Jim Intj]

This chica at HK is tall, and speaks fairly good english. She seems a lot of fun in the bar, but kept putting me off on going to the room. I had fun with her in the bar, but in the end felt ficha fucked. She kept promising to go to the room "in a little more time" and then at some point she said "next time, I am too drunk" She claimed she doesn't go to the room and would have to meet me there, because she didn't want other customers to see her leave with a client. Didn't matter in the end, because all I got was the promise of next time.

[Jim Intj]

At the h/k the talent wasn't great, but wasn't bad either. As I was approaching the steps to go down-stairs a tall blond was coming down from the office. She didn't look bad so I asked her if she wanted a drink.

She said yes and had a beer. She goes by two names, one is Alexa, the other, I can't remember. She is tall about 5'9", slim and is learning English. Actually her English is pretty decent. After the beer we head over to Cascadas. As we are walking up the stairs she asked, you do know the price. I said yes, $60. She then said she doesn't go up for less than $80. After a bit, I told her $700 pesos or we can end it here.

She agreed and I'am thinking, this might be bad. Anyways we get into the room and I try kissing her, she turns her head and again I'am thinking wrong choice. To lighten up things I asked her if she wanted a massage. She said yes. Boy, good thing I switched tactics on her. After the massage she gave me a kiss and after that, the small kiss became dfk. Maybe it won't be so bad.

After making out a bit, she gave me a cbj, not my favorite, but not bad. She then rode me cg, then to doggie for the finnish. So with her, it wasn't gfe, but it was better than average.

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Her other name she goes by is Xenia. She is recently back working and has added new size to her tits.

[Roguesta]

Does anyone know anything about a chica going by the name of Tania? She works in the afternoon. She's in her mid-twenties, flaca with blondish hair. I had some drinks with her, and then left for a while. When I returned, she had already gotten off. Is she a fichera only, or does she go up to the room? I'm hoping to hook up with her the next time I go to HK.

[Toad Tamer]

Suck it up, learn from your mistakes, and move on. Next time, go with someone that can teach you the ropes.

[Member #3399]

I must say that I approached this trip to TJ with mixed emotions. Being a resourceful man I had researched extensively my targets, reviewed the videos and was curiousas to what miught occur.

I had read decent things abvout the HK Bar and felt this was a good place to begin so Monday afternoon I walked all around TJ until I found the spot, "Zona Norte" wriiten at the top of a taller building was the final clue.

Destination found, in I go, 2 for 1 beers good start. 4 mostly nude ladies dancing in the bar, getting better. First problem to the man who said "no fat chicks allowed" I would NOT like to meet what you think is a fat chick. The women in here were terrible but I was new and one must avoid being judgemental, the Mexican woman are after all a little bigger than most and clearly thicker than my favorite flavour. SO I suck it up.

I get the tour from # 28 a likeable enough young waiter and I end up upstairs with my beers and a tequila. I sit far enough from the 2 fat women dyking it up on the stage all covered in shaving cream, I mean honestly I would not fuck either of them on a bet on fat chick night in College. There are so many unattractive women in there I can't believe it and based on my research this is "the place to be"? YIKES.

Finaly a vision appears don below, young attractive not FAT, I have her brought to my table, she is Maie, Marissa, something like that, clearly the most attractive woman in the place in my opinion, young dark, smooth hippy, streaked hair, pretty girl, limited english, big gold necklace with a ST Christopher medal I am decribing her in details fo rgood reason, stay alert. My tout #28 says a drink for the girl, of course I am "generous". She gets a drink, real tequila and soda, she slams it! Orders another, ok 1 more por favour after all they are 11 dollars each. My tout brings the second in 2 glasses and combines the 2 and sets them down, 11 dollars please.

Marissa tastes it, frowns and spews venom in Spanish to # 28 he fiengs ignorance "what No tequila, how could that be", the bar they must have made a mistake. She says, "bring me a Damn tequila right now or I will have your small balls set on my ears" or words to that effect, it was spanish but the point was pretty clear, he complies confused because after all is not the point to appear to be drinking Tequila for 11 dollars a pop and then not actually dirnking it! She shows me it is Tequila, it is and slams it, 2 down 5 minutes maybe and she orders another, # 28 looks at me eyebrows raised, another, ok 1 more but this is getting riduculous but hey I was on a mission, out to TOFTT so to speak, got to start somewhere right.

Marissa turns her attentions to me, she is cute, cleary the bell of the ball, and I look forward to fucking her upstairs and now that she had had 3 Tequilas (confirmed) in 8 minutes this could be alot of fun. An erection announces itself and Marissa is indeed a decent seductress not doing very much while seasoned participant around me are buring their middle fingers in fat snatches for a dollar. I explore the goods a little and get me hand slapped, What the fuck!

Another Tequila for the lady, si, in for a penny in for a pound after all what goes around comes around and surely this young lady is planning an event for me that will leave me wondering (at the time I had no idea how phrophetic that was), this continues and after 6!! I say hold the phone I am out about 70 US I know laugh your asses off, I have earned it, I know the riducule I deserve and it gets worse before it gets better and it never really gets better or even good. I complain 6 to many she says "relax, I take care of you", I say lets go upstairs, she says relax I take care of you.

Well now it is like a scene from a bad mopvie that your girlfriend talked you into watching, you realize the movie has been going on for 45 minutes, it is a terrible movie, you know what is going to happen but you just need to be sure so that your soul can sleep that night, so I continue through Tequilas, 7-11! Si ELEVEN real Tequilas and I am out TO MUCH! The movie continues and I know trhat there must be a full, uncovered, anal scene with BBBJTCIM in there somewhere because this chick, Marissa must be hammered. Of course hammered *****s can go 2 ways as Ihave learned in Thailand, but Iam optimistic, after all this is my first planned fucking of the shceduled 3.

After 11 I realize that this movie is just not going to improve and with all of the fat chicks shaking their fat asses int he place I am not sure I could get it up any ways and the occasional stroking of my cock has even ceased, it was now a scene out of "Married with Children, hot chick, paying the bills, no sex.

Finally no more, WHAT, What do you mean, I mean, you fucking thieves no more. I am sure that they will have photo of me in there as the prized pig that got its wallet poked. They probably has a poll going as to where this ride would end, well I am not sure who the lucky soul was but it ended at 11 or maybe 12. And I was sober, I know keep laughing funny boy.

So bottom line, I got fucked with no risk of STD, I said to # 28 I want to talk to the Manager he immediately loses any ability to communicate in English and shrugs his shoulders, even he is amazes at the con job he witnessed and at her capicity to drink she had 11 or 12 Tequilas all confirmed in 1 hour maybe 75 minutes and she insisted the lady drinks be real.

I say no problem I wil file a report to the WSG aurthorities.

So in closing BOYS, I made all of the mistakes (and by boys I mean not the regulars, to all newbies) you can see them above, I spent including my drinks and tips 140 - 150 US for nothing.

No one wanted to make good on that, so be forewarned. The HK bar is a rip joint. In a positive note the fat chicks seemed to enjoy being finger banged for 1 dollar but there were many fat chicks, ugh! Again being positive there were some real cuties outside holding up the walls and that is where I will invest tomorrow afternoon.

Yes my Adventure continues, and in goodnews I met 2 good local guys and 1 speaks excellent english and they agree to protect me better in the future, they sat across from me from Tequilas 5 - 11 or 12 and smiled at the stupido gringo so off to Adelitas we go. Part 2 is there.

008 reporting on behalf of the dumbasses of Canada!

[Nero X]

New manager in HK, been there for around 2 weeks now.

Heard from my chica friend a couple days ago that alot of the big girl (gorditas, chubbies, whatever you call them) were told that they could work at the other joint bars, Miami, Tropical or Chavelas but not in HK.

Did see less chubbies last time I was there. Could be the start of something great In my opinion.

[Nero X]

Lets see, HK.

Been going to HK for a good while now. This my observation from the whole zona and I have to say HK has the sluttiest women. I am not saying the biggest putas but the biggest sluts.

You gotta love the lil bb or covered action back in the private dance booths. A $20 tip and BJ's and/or sex is provided. Sadly I can't really cum quick unless it's BB action.

Another option is buying a bucket of 6 beers for $42 plus a couple bucks tip... for the chica and going in the private rooms, you and her alone, door closed until she finishes her beers. If you know the chica and she is slutty slutty you are almost guarenteed some sort of action in there be it a BJ or sex. Gone in here a couple times, it's not bad to just kick back for 30-60 minutes.

[Member #3097]

$20 total would mean you had her for 6 minutes (2 songs). And in that 6 minutes she had time to take off her top, grind on you, move her panties to the side, give you a HJ, then give you a BBBJCIM. You must cum really fast.

While this type of service is possible in HK, it is most likely daytime and during the week when there are few clients. You would be suprised with you can get away with when you cum really quickly.

I never said I was up there for 6 minutes. I was actually up there for 30. But you are wait the daytime during the week is your best bet. And no I don't cum fast. Good luck.

[OCTraveler]

Can't understand those who keep on asking for "some names" of girls who will give head in the booths or even full service ... after many years in TJ some of the things I have learned are:

1. Anonomity is better than names ... let's you remember you're there to recieve a service ... not foster relationships

2. To get extras - ASK FOR THEM - if they say no ... move on to the next one

3. Enjoy yourself but not too much ... too much liquor has turned a monger looking for fun into the true "ugly American" - and that's what drives prices up

4. Finally, the girls are providers who are entitled to some respect ... don't carry your deviate behavior into TJ (listening Hizark?)