Hong Kong Club Reports

[WombatEd2]

What's the name of the border line wait app?

There are several. I use CBP's BWT app on my android phone.

But they are all getting the same HIGHLY INACCURATE numbers from USA Customs.

[Nothing24]

What's the name of the border line wait app?

It's called CBP Border Wait Times on iTunes.

[Azfriole]

What's the name of the border line wait app?

Search in the app store for Brorder wait times. You'll see be the CBP BWT app. Although the accuracy is questionable mire so on the long wait times.

[Captain Solo]

Hadez should let the bros know which days he will be in Miami with the 2 hot strippers.

Bookers are taking bets that Hadez can get get it up, lock, load and ready to poke 2 girls on Miami stage.

[Gregyyr]

Just got back from the club. I'm at the drive thru line at in and out so figured I'd write a quick report. Border line wait app said 45 minute wait driving and 30 for ready lane. I think because it was 9/11 several people decided to stay home or maybe since football started back up people also stayed home, who knows. Anyway, got to the club at 9 pm. Lots of girls everywhere. Eventually made my way to Adelitas and even they surprisingly had some nice options as well but decided to stick with HK. Didn't see any of my regulars. After a while there were several girls I was interested in but decided to text my 20 yr old spinner figuring she was probably not there but wanted to let her know I was thinking of her. She actually responded right away and said she was at the club. We met up and had a drink. We were making out and I saw a couple other guys making out with their girls as well, for what it's worth. Went upstairs with my girl and had a good time.

Came back downstairs to the club a little later on to hand out a few tips before I left. Saw one of my other girls, Uma, at a table with some guy and another girl. We made eye contact and she winked at me. About 15 minutes later she came over wanting me to take her arriba but I told her since I didn't see her earlier I didn't think she was there so I went upstairs with another girl. She's the one who doesn't give out her number because she has a live in boyfriend. I told her see if I had your number I could've went arriba with you instead LOL. She laughed and told me to recharge junior so I could take her arriba so I said alright maybe I'll catch you later. Gave a tip to a girl Ive had my eye on for a while since she was dancing and complimented her on her beautiful body. She smiled and said shes actually been feeling real insecure about her body lately so she really appreciated the compliment. She proposed going arriba but I told her I had already went but that I would love to take her upstairs next time.

Saw everyone's favorite fat boy throwing his money around. His HK novia was by his side the entire time. I've seen this girl with him even on her days off, she'll come in regular clothes. I've seen her in a couple $1200 Louis Vuitton sneakers that he has surely bought for her. I snuck in a pic for you guys haha. Headed back to the border a little past 11 pm. Border wait app said 70 minute wait for regular and ready lanes alike but I only did 5 minutes in regular lane. Another lucky day.

What's the name of the border line wait app?

[Hadez]

Performers know how to spot people who like to put on a show. I have thought about it and more likely than not I would not be able to get it up for a live show. If I knew it was coming I could make sure my energy is up and not spent in a recent room visit or not tainted with too much taquilla. Some locas can get me going fast too.

One of the best locas I have met since COVID times was actually able to get me to nut 3 times in under a hour. For me at my age that is heroic and that 304 should be in the Justice League because she has super powers.

She could get me ready to perform no doubt.

Right before the summer I saw some guy getting oral at club Miami in HK on their little stage. 2 girls were down to fuck and put a condom on him but he wasnt able to get it up. Meseros didn't give a damn. Eventually he went arriba with both girls.

[NeverOnce]

Right before the summer I saw some guy getting oral at club Miami in HK on their little stage. 2 girls were down to fuck and put a condom on him but he wasnt able to get it up. Meseros didn't give a damn. Eventually he went arriba with both girls.

There's an amazing spinner from Tepic that's notorious for giving oral and sexo in Miami instead of going upstairs. I think she does it to save the time it would take her to keep going in and out of Cascadas. 21, no kids, super hot. You'll find her in Miami, she's doesn't leave that area.

[Travv]

Arrived on Monday and gave the clerk my VIP card, 2 500 peso notes for the room for 2 days and 2 20 dollar bills for the deposit. Got my receipt and change and went to my room. Next day, got a message that a relative was in the hospital and I needed to be available so I left early to San Diego. When I returned that night, my room was cleared out and my stuff put in plastic bags. Went down, got my bagged stuff, then was told I paid for only one night. Pulled out my receipt, and looked at it, and it said paid for one night, so I had to fork out another 500 peso note plus my VIP card and gave Jorge the clerk my room receipt. When I got the receipt back, it said "Paid one night" and was still dated for yesterday! I then complained to Jorge that this gave Security the right to roust me and put my stuff in plastic bags again for not paying for my hotel room again! He then changed it to "Paid two nights" from Monday night. Cascadas guests beware. Either pay with a credit card which they refuse to accept for Monday and Tuesday VIP clients, which would prove you paid for 2 nights, or scrutinize your receipt and make sure it says you paid for two nights if you did so. Otherwise, adopt a policy of only paying on a daily basis to avoid being ripped off. It was only about a 500 peso loss due to my VIP card, but learn from my experience!

[RikyMichaels7]

It is the internet. There will always be someone with a harsh opinion.

Do you. Follow your instincts.

IMO as long as a monger is not hurting themselves with how much he gives a 304 and the monger feels they getting a good deal who cares. If the monger wants to live in a fantasy let them. I hope people are real with what is actually happening but who am I to say what is happy times for them.

It is not a bad idea to pay attention to every opinion and just take with a grain of salt. Some things apply. Some things do not. Simple as that. No emotional reaction needed. Emotions are fun with the locas but emotions can get in the way when evaluating the situations.

You can call it emotional or whatever you want but when someone calls me an ahole, I'm not just going to sit there and take it. That is called following my instincts.

[Nothing24]

Tropical 3rd floor is the best. Before it gets crazy can pay a dollar a song to control the music. Have not been told anything is off limits. My music, my loca and lots of fun.

When it does get busy I have seen girls pull out a guys stick to perform oral on the stage. Have not seen actual sex but I am guessing it is coming. One time a condom did come out but the guy could not get it up.

Right before the summer I saw some guy getting oral at club Miami in HK on their little stage. 2 girls were down to fuck and put a condom on him but he wasnt able to get it up. Meseros didn't give a damn. Eventually he went arriba with both girls.

[Hadez]

It is the internet. There will always be someone with a harsh opinion.

Do you. Follow your instincts.

IMO as long as a monger is not hurting themselves with how much he gives a 304 and the monger feels they getting a good deal who cares. If the monger wants to live in a fantasy let them. I hope people are real with what is actually happening but who am I to say what is happy times for them.

It is not a bad idea to pay attention to every opinion and just take with a grain of salt. Some things apply. Some things do not. Simple as that. No emotional reaction needed. Emotions are fun with the locas but emotions can get in the way when evaluating the situations.

Thanks BrotherMouzone for realizing that is what I was trying to accomplish. This isn't the first time that I have shared my experiences and had some opinionated know it all criticize and name call.

[Hadez]

Tropical 3rd floor is the best. Before it gets crazy can pay a dollar a song to control the music. Have not been told anything is off limits. My music, my loca and lots of fun.

When it does get busy I have seen girls pull out a guys stick to perform oral on the stage. Have not seen actual sex but I am guessing it is coming. One time a condom did come out but the guy could not get it up.

Nice meeting you and your wingman Saturday. I've only been going to Tijuana for 38 years, not 50 LOL. Still like the weekdays better than Saturday nights. Too much blood in the water and the sharks come out. Headed down tomorrow to todo Noche w a lovely chica I met in tropical. Something about part time putas that attract me. And the second floor of Trop lets you do pretty much whatever you like. She was bezos Betty and I'm looking forward to the meet manana.

[Hadez]

Oh yea these girls have always been there. They do me a favor when they say no groping. To be fair some are new and just not used to being a sex worker. I know some guys like that innocent and new thing. I am looking for the loca who will teach me a thing or two. I am not looking to be training these 304's while I pay for their services.

These rules are so hit or miss, I was there last week and was able to kiss and grope at table with a few chicas. I think this is more of a Chica thing, the ones that don't want to kiss or be groped are saying it's a new club rule. That's my thought at least.

[RikyMichaels7]

Well, to be fair your original post was a litany of things NOT to do in Zona Norte with putas. Could almost be used as a cautionary tale for newbies on how things could end up if you make the wrong choices with these girls. With that said yeah, his overly judgmental tone was probably a bit unnecessary. Glad you ended up seeing the light at the end.

Thanks BrotherMouzone for realizing that is what I was trying to accomplish. This isn't the first time that I have shared my experiences and had some opinionated know it all criticize and name call.

[Bunter Hiden]

Was in HK Sat with a couple bros to watch the MMA USA fight.

The place was crowded, second floor balcony was packed with guys and girls. We were sitting right under it and were worried it may collapse. People were blocking view; did not see much of the fight. Strippers were not too hot. I was looking for spinner Chelia but did not find her.

A couple hot girls were in, Diabla, Edith, Yuki, even Zulma and her lesbian GF Marie came back. Diabla was standing up on the couch, drinking champagne, partying with the guys. Not too many girls went arriba. They were not circulating hitting guys up for groping like before, mostly standing around looing glum. Fat Fake Fuck was there with his huge belly in signature blue Walmart T shirt, but not throwing money around this time. May be the cartel already sliced all his stolen money out of him hehe.

Made a date with a very beautiful girl native of Tijuana. She kept texting, in the club looking for me so I waited. After many texts she finally admitted she was not even working. Damn liar wasted my time. Bought a ficha for a hot girl, trying to kiss her lips, grope her crotch and squeeze her boobs. She clenched her thighs hard, said no groping in the club, only in privados or hotel, security cameras were everywhere monitoring, if caught guys may be banned and girls fired! HK assistant manager in white shirt and tie was hovering over us pushing $23 lap dance. We passed. She was pushing hard to go arriba, firm on $100 with $30 hotel. I countered with $80 with kissing but she did not budge, left half her beer and took off.

Near time to go home the wingman snagged a very attractive spinner. I already drank too many beers and ran out of time, so got her tel to hook up next week. She looked pretty, sweet, sensitive type, worth putting up with all HK's hassles and bullshit to pursue.

Took wingmen to check out Chicago twice. Met a seasoned ISG bro who has been going to Tijuana for 50 years. He immediately got snagged by a girl he knows in Chicago. Chicago was pretty quiet. Not too many girls were working this weekend, may be a dozen, only a few hot girls, but noob wingman felt Chicago less hassled, more relaxed and enjoyable than HK. He got a massage and some groping with the blonde from Adelita. Francia from Merida came out of nowhere and found me, immediately DFKing and intimate groping. I really like this sexy Francia.

Nice meeting you and your wingman Saturday. I've only been going to Tijuana for 38 years, not 50 LOL. Still like the weekdays better than Saturday nights. Too much blood in the water and the sharks come out. Headed down tomorrow to todo Noche w a lovely chica I met in tropical. Something about part time putas that attract me. And the second floor of Trop lets you do pretty much whatever you like. She was bezos Betty and I'm looking forward to the meet manana.