Hong Kong Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

I never saw this big fat dude go with girls to the hotel.

I also suspect he works for HK, setting up this stupid shit show to drive green rains.

It's not a good move for him to way overspend and make the rest of clients look like cheap skates.

[Jackie888]

I wonder if that fat Armenian ever goes arriba. I can't imagine any chica is not disgusted by the prospect of getting fucked by a man as fat as this fucker. Feel sorry for any chica that does agree to go arriba with him.

Looks like this dude is giving fat dudes a bad name. That sucks. I have never seen this dude go arriba. I am staring to wonder whether the dude is a HK employee, planted there to show off the mongers to encourage tipping.

[Captain Solo]

Hunter,

I was in Chavelas, then on HK's balcony, then leaning on the rail next to the runway. You should have stopped and bumped fists.

Wingman and I left HK, went to Tropical, Chicago and Adelita checking on talents but did not find any, so we went back in HK. I also don't like the Halloween party when girls dress up in their stupid costumes covering all assets of interests, one even donned a full-flowing nun costume in black with the big hat, looking ridiculous. Club Fiebre in Bogota had a girl wearing a nun costume spread eagle on stage, masturbating vigorously with a cross. Too damn kinky for my taste.

But otherwise HK has the sweetest-looking young girls to flirt with and to ravish in bed and the most fun to hang out in. I don't want to waste even 5 minutes of my life looking at old, fat, ugly women hehe.

[Nothing24]

I wonder if that fat Armenian ever goes arriba. I can't imagine any chica is not disgusted by the prospect of getting fucked by a man as fat as this fucker. Feel sorry for any chica that does agree to go arriba with him.

The crazy thing is that for as much money as he spends in the club, I have never seen him take a girl upstairs. Just a lot of money flushed down the toilet in my opinion.

Can confirm lots of Chicas, most just standing around too.

Yeah man, seemed like more chicks than guys to me at a certain point. Lots of nice options. I mostly limit myself to 1 girl per night so I decided to grab a girl from Adelitas since I have been on a hot streak over there and they have been getting new girls in. Got a great session from this beautiful girl named Tania. Says she just quit being a kindergarten teacher because she was only making $90 per week in Tijuana working full time.

[Artisttyp]

How could I ever sleep with a 50 year old women, now that I'm 50, when I know I can go to any Latin American country and bang a 18 year old within a day for 100.00.

That would be like waking up in bed with your wingman!

[LuvMexicanas]

I wonder if that fat Armenian ever goes arriba. I can't imagine any chica is not disgusted by the prospect of getting fucked by a man as fat as this fucker. Feel sorry for any chica that does agree to go arriba with him.

It overcomes disgusting very fast.

[Azfriole]

I'm in Hong Kong right now. The A team is in the house tonight folks.

Can confirm lots of Chicas, most just standing around too.

[TjBrazil]

This save a ho discussion seems to always come up on this board after enough time has passed. When I was in Brazil, one of the girls in the terma met a guy there and he took her back to America to marry her. He thought he was going to save her. I asked her why she was back. Well, they divorced "shocking" and he gave her a certain settlement and she moved back to Brazil and bought a house. Guess what, She went right back to what she knew best. Being a ho. They can't change. Just like we can't change. Once you participate for a extended length of time as a John or a prostitute it's almost impossible to leave it for good. How could I ever sleep with a 50 year old women, now that I'm 50, when I know I can go to any Latin American country and bang a 18 year old within a day for 100.00.

[Bunter Hiden]

Hadez,

HK was packed by 7 PM, worse later on, difficult to move around, all tables reserved for $500 min, no seats avail. I was looking for you in an orange Tshirt / pants, but it was impossible.

I sat at a table in Chavelas, drinking with the bros, waiting for a bro to get his table on the balcony. He showed up and bought a $500 don Julio 1942. Couple of us was taking shots from that bottle, the mesero too. 6 girls crowded the table, perching over the rail looking down the stage. I was afraid the whole thing might collapse.

The mesero brought over a nice, clean, very beautiful young girl, new to the biz. I thought the bro knew her her so I stayed off, but he took another skinny girl upstairs. I came back but the beautiful girl was gone.

Overall this VIP Chicas of the Year is stupid and a waste of time and money for me. It may bring in lots of locals spending $500+ per table to watch their old, fat, ugly chicas strutting on stage, but I had no interests in those old chicas so it was useless for me. There were lots of new hot young girls, so it may be worth it for some guys, if they can yank them away from staring on the stage.

HK keeps raising the stake and they are still packing the club. Enjoy it while you can but need to develop alternative contacts for hot girls.

I think I passed by you a few times but didn't stop. They had traffic control keeping everyone moving in a race track up one side then out through Chev then back around. And then the long run stage for parading on. I didn't much like the Halloween party either. We bailed.

And went to Trop and partied w some fun locals then Azulejo for tacos. Will avoid events like this. Give me a solid late Thursday afternoon any time over Chick of the Year BS.

[ABAJoeSmith123]

Oh god the fat bastard is back. At least he's not throwing money around everywhere. Hadn't seen him in a while. He has this poor girl cornered talking in her ear.

I wonder if that fat Armenian ever goes arriba. I can't imagine any chica is not disgusted by the prospect of getting fucked by a man as fat as this fucker. Feel sorry for any chica that does agree to go arriba with him.

[Nothing24]

Oh god the fat bastard is back. At least he's not throwing money around everywhere. Hadn't seen him in a while. He has this poor girl cornered talking in her ear.

[Nothing24]

I'm in Hong Kong right now. The A team is in the house tonight folks.

[BrotherMouzone]

Thinking of heading to HK sometime next week or two. Got a few questions for the bros:

1. Once you cross over to San Ysidro, is any taxi right after you cross 'safe'? Or is it better to call an Uber?

2. Leaving the next day, same question, are the taxis outside HK club safe? Planning to leave mid-day. Do I just tell them to take me to San Ysidro border? I hear of a west and east pedestrian xing. Also, am I safe in assuming relatively short line late morning / early afternoon? Thanks in advance.

Assuming you're staying at Cascadas that night. On your return trip to the border don't take a taxi. Just take the free van HK offers back to the border and tip the driver $2-3. Even if you're not staying at Cascadas usually if you ask the staff outside they'll just give you a free ride back to the border (though again, they'll be assuming you tip a bit).

[Captain Solo]

Rawrbomb.

Cabbies can smell noobs a mile away. Some can be very nasty and may try too gouge you or other nastier shit.

Book Uber, wait a few minutes. Car is cleaner and you will be safer and pay less.

5 bros packed into an Uber from HK to 260 Korean bbq one afternoon. It was hilarious.

Only PedEast is open. Book Uber for PedEast. Weekday after 9 line would be short.

[Rawrbomb]

The Taxis at the crossing and the ones outside of HK are perfectly safe. The guys that post up to pick up fares outside of HK have to pay HK to be there, so don't be an asshole and tip the driver. When you get in a taxi at the border tell them you're going to Hong Kong, and when you're heading home tell them to take you to whatever border crossing is available to you. You can check what the lines look like on the CBP website. https://bwt.cbp.gov/ Late night is probably best, but it's honestly a bit of a crapshoot.

- Thanks. Looks like the only available option is San Ysidro as it shows Ped West as Closed for quite a few days now. And CBX is only if you're coming in by plane. Just curious, when they ask my reason for travel, do I just say clubbing overnight? Do they sometimes ask more questions?